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Link Posted: 3/26/2017 5:04:00 AM EDT
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Using the internet somewhere other than home is far preferrable to using the restroom somewhere other than home.

Easy decision.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 8:34:06 AM EDT
[#2]
I would rather give up indoor plumbing. I can just shower at the gym and shitting in an outhouse wouldn't be that bad.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 8:36:53 AM EDT
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Being a Eagle Scout as long as I can get the snail addresses of the few people I keep in touch with, bye bye internet. Outside this website the whole world wide web has turned into a massive pile of shit anyways.
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Oh yeah? Eagle Scout status is necessary to understand how to mail a letter?
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 8:44:05 AM EDT
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I'd get rid of indoor plumbing.
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Yep.

I pee on the back fence 90% of the time anyway, plenty if room for an outhouse.

Spent most of my life camping, and camped for 3 solid years on some acreage I bought once.

Break out the wash tub, turkey fryer, bilge pump, shower head, speaker wire, pallet and some tarps and you have a first class outdoor shower.

Rarely  gets cold enough in Florida to be an issue.


The internet I have zero chance of building a reasonable replacement.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 8:47:30 AM EDT
[#5]
Goodbye internet, I have done it before, and in fact I wouldn't have access right now if it weren't being provided by my place of employment.

Besides, other than checking e-mail, this is just about the only place on the internet I visit.  Sorry, but if I have to chose between you guys and a hot shower in the morning.. well ....
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 8:51:53 AM EDT
[#6]
I'd give up internet. Taking a dump outside in the middle of winter is too high a price for the internet.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 12:46:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Shitting outside in the New England winter isn't much fun.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 12:57:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Internet. I'd have a lot more money and spend more time outside if it wasn't for the damn computer.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:14:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Oh Arfcom.

Stop.


Just for a moment.


Now... cease thinking of only yourselves and your basements for just a bit, and envision a Walmart full of people without indoor plumbing. Or a Golden Corral. Or the DMV.

Breathe it all in. Showering? Bathing? Cleaning up shit? Ain't nobody got time for that.

Now...


Go!
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:16:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Keep the internet.... and a shovel.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:17:44 PM EDT
[#11]
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Oh Arfcom.

Stop.


Just for a moment.


Now... cease thinking of only yourselves and your basements for just a bit, and envision a Walmart full of people without indoor plumbing. Or a Golden Corral. Or the DMV.

Breathe it all in. Showering? Bathing? Cleaning up shit? Ain't nobody got time for that.

Now...


Go!
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Walmart and Golden Corral customers don't make hygiene a top priority, anyway.....
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:31:46 PM EDT
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You poop at work? Gross.  You're that guy. Do you also poop in restaurants because that's the worse of that guy behavior.  You have a home. Go home and poop and leave everyone else's senses at peace.  So gross.
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The fuck? I work 12-16 hours a day in the blistering sun... Taking shit is sometimes the only time I get some shade, and quiet... And no I dont poop at restaurants, I dont poop at night hardly at all unless Im sick... I will blow up a burger king bathroom rather than sit in the shitter at work given the chance though...
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:32:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Pictures don't do it for me anymore I need 4K VR videos now and frankly I can't stash enough magazines to keep my interest
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:36:00 PM EDT
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Walmart and Golden Corral customers don't make hygiene a top priority, anyway.....
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This. Measuring humanity by people who frequent those two places is a bad idea
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:36:45 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd give up indoor plumbing.



No option to take it in the ass and get both? @Swingset
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 1:40:08 PM EDT
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Wait, can I take hot showers outside?
I had a friend with a gay dad who owned a house in the country. They take showers outside.
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Gay Dad was watching you shower and beating his meat like it owed him money while dressed up in a Gimp suit.  Is that hot enough for you?
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 2:25:19 PM EDT
[#17]
What kind of hypothetical doesn't involve anal trauma?

Dis. A. Point.
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 3:19:03 PM EDT
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Walmart and Golden Corral customers don't make hygiene a top priority, anyway.....
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Yes and that is with all of the benefits of indoor plumbing.

Without plumbing, take any public hygiene deficiencies you currently encounter and multiply them by 87
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 3:32:20 PM EDT
[#19]
How can I even use indoor plumbing if I'm unable to browse GD from my iphone/Ipad when using it?
Link Posted: 3/26/2017 3:48:09 PM EDT
[#20]
I've lived without Internet, and I've lived without indoor plumbing. Give me a working toilet and shower over an Internet connection any day.
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