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Link Posted: 5/6/2017 12:37:22 PM EDT
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The dropouts are probably the smart ones. June in Houston Texas? Last year nearly ended me.
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That wasn't you
Lol
Link Posted: 5/6/2017 4:13:26 PM EDT
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i informed my cardiologist about the event, and asked him to confirm that i'm OK to run it.

now i'm scheduled for a stress test on thursday.



on the plus side, my heart meds will probably be toxic to the skeeters.

Link Posted: 5/8/2017 1:36:43 PM EDT
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JWBarrett is ready to puke!! Someone get him on the list so I have someone to share my sleeping bag with
Link Posted: 5/8/2017 3:24:35 PM EDT
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How are donations? I forgot to include my username with mine.
Link Posted: 5/9/2017 2:38:35 PM EDT
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PM
1. username
2. real name (or paypal name)
3. donation amount

and i'll get it posted.
lots of bellyaching about donations not showing up
lots of people did NOT include username.
Link Posted: 5/9/2017 3:36:54 PM EDT
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So long as there is enough money...
Link Posted: 5/9/2017 4:35:50 PM EDT
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There is never enough money. MOAR MONIES!
Link Posted: 5/9/2017 5:24:25 PM EDT
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There is never enough money. MOAR MONIES!
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There is never enough money. MOAR MONIES!
You sound just like my fucking ex
Link Posted: 5/10/2017 8:52:39 AM EDT
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Just PM'd you regarding that.
Link Posted: 5/10/2017 10:55:38 AM EDT
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well, to be fair, $1200 isn't a whole lot of food or beer.


ETA: Or bottled water. Since, you know, texas in june.
Link Posted: 5/10/2017 11:15:05 AM EDT
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$1200 should cover beer easily.  5 kegs and 240 pounds of ice.
I guess meals will be about $1800-2200.
Link Posted: 5/10/2017 11:30:23 AM EDT
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and i'll get it posted.
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lots of people did NOT include username.
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Never been any need to claim donations in the past, as there was no public shaming. 
Link Posted: 5/10/2017 12:47:23 PM EDT
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First cola warrior event, I just went around asking for the crow-person.

They said "Look for the skinny viking beard looking dude."

So I handed a wad of cash to the guy with a great big beard.  I think it got to you.
Link Posted: 5/10/2017 2:05:11 PM EDT
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Never been any need to claim donations in the past, as there was no public shaming. 
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1. username
2. real name (or paypal name)
3. donation amount

and i'll get it posted.
lots of bellyaching about donations not showing up
lots of people did NOT include username.
Never been any need to claim donations in the past, as there was no public shaming. 
But the colawars are all about public shaming. For... Improvement, yea Improvement. Its not because its hilarious. Promise.
Link Posted: 5/11/2017 12:00:19 PM EDT
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Someone want to PM me the address for 5320.20?

Kinda urgent, today is the last day I can send in for a while.

ETA:

Got it thanks!
Link Posted: 5/11/2017 7:14:45 PM EDT
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Donation sent!

I'll make another if I bring a +1
Link Posted: 5/11/2017 10:12:44 PM EDT
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Unfortunately I'm going to have to drop.

Fortunately its because the Air Force has me assigned to come back to ROTC summer training as a Trainer this summer and I don't have the time to squeeze this in right before I leave.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:42:25 PM EDT
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Donation sent
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 11:27:37 PM EDT
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Well, fuck.

I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously.

Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too.

Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks.

Hmmmm....
Link Posted: 5/13/2017 9:17:46 AM EDT
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Well, fuck.

I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously.

Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too.

Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks.

Hmmmm....
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See you at classic?
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 10:06:18 AM EDT
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See you at classic?
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Well, fuck.

I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously.

Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too.

Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks.

Hmmmm....
See you at classic?
Unfortunately, no. We'll be at Fort Hood for most of August, and the training schedule is right on top of the date range for Classic.

Dammit, Big Army!

You know, we might need a Cola Warrior .mil edition for the deployed types.
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 11:07:00 AM EDT
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Well since you'll be in Texas anyway, might as well come on out after you get off from a day of training and we'll make a run happen for you.
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 3:13:19 PM EDT
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Well since you'll be in Texas anyway, might as well come on out after you get off from a day of training and we'll make a run happen for you.
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Man, that would be fucking AWESOME!
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 3:16:16 PM EDT
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Well, fuck.

I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously.

Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too.

Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks.

Hmmmm....
See you at classic?
Reading is for those who don't ruin a good steak with peanut butter.
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 3:17:50 PM EDT
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Any ideas when early runs will begin?

@teeli
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 8:14:00 PM EDT
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Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here.
I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs.
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 8:19:42 PM EDT
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1. username
2. real name (or paypal name)
3. donation amount

and i'll get it posted.
lots of bellyaching about donations not showing up
lots of people did NOT include username.
Never been any need to claim donations in the past, as there was no public shaming. 
That was alll burrito's idea this year.
Link Posted: 5/14/2017 8:26:33 PM EDT
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He is in.



I think i'm all caught up on drop outs, who else wants a spot? I'll be starting a fresh standby list following this post.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 9:09:39 AM EDT
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Food and beer fund is looking good. 1500$. But it could be better.

40 of you have donated. It is much appreciated.

Event is 3 weeks out. Pepper your angus. The colawars are almost upon us.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 9:34:55 AM EDT
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Food and beer fund is looking good. 1500$. But it could be better.

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Will get more fundage out shortly.

Also realizing I'm a little behind on strength training. By a little behind, I mean approximate 35+ years.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 9:54:42 AM EDT
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I'll be donating more in cash when I get there.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 10:04:41 AM EDT
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Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here.
I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs.
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@teeli
Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here.
I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs.
I might try to come over some time soon and zero the rifle I plan on losing with this year.
Maybe drink a beer and watch other people work.  
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 11:13:56 AM EDT
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Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here.
I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs.
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Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here.
I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs.
That's the weekend of memorial day. I can come on the sunday or the Monday. But Saturday Ill be at SuperQs house.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 5:29:50 PM EDT
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work.  See you bastards there.  I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San  Antonio area needs a ride.  It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 7:48:49 PM EDT
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work.  See you bastards there.  I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San  Antonio area needs a ride.  It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head.
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Sent you an IM @wormgod.  I plan on leaving on the 7th and returning the morning of the 11th.
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 8:58:14 PM EDT
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Sent you an IM @wormgod.  I plan on leaving on the 7th and returning the morning of the 11th.
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work.  See you bastards there.  I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San  Antonio area needs a ride.  It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head.
Sent you an IM @wormgod.  I plan on leaving on the 7th and returning the morning of the 11th.
Talley can provide references to the quality of the road head. 
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 8:59:15 PM EDT
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work.  See you bastards there.  I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San  Antonio area needs a ride.  It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head.
Sent you an IM @wormgod.  I plan on leaving on the 7th and returning the morning of the 11th.
Talley can provide references to the quality of the road head. 
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 9:52:36 PM EDT
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work.  See you bastards there.  I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San  Antonio area needs a ride.  It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head.
Sent you an IM @wormgod.  I plan on leaving on the 7th and returning the morning of the 11th.
Talley can provide references to the quality of the road head. 
Link Posted: 5/15/2017 10:48:40 PM EDT
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I'm glad I'm driving alone
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It's difficult, but still possible.
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 11:52:26 AM EDT
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It's difficult, but still possible.
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 12:52:13 PM EDT
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1. Acquire SKD PIG Gloves*
2. Wear them during your run
3. Have someone take pics of your run
4. ?????
5. Profit


*If you don't have PIG gloves, you will.
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 8:07:36 PM EDT
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While I may acquire a pair, I doubt very much I will ever be able to wear them.  Gloves to fit me a few and far between.

I hope gloves aren't going to be helpful on the obstacles.
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 8:29:53 PM EDT
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While I may acquire a pair, I doubt very much I will ever be able to wear them.  Gloves to fit me a few and far between.

I hope gloves aren't going to be helpful on the obstacles.
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While I may acquire a pair, I doubt very much I will ever be able to wear them.  Gloves to fit me a few and far between.

I hope gloves aren't going to be helpful on the obstacles.
You'll take them and you'll like them stubby!
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Yay!
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 8:39:57 PM EDT
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Unfortunately, no. We'll be at Fort Hood for most of August, and the training schedule is right on top of the date range for Classic.

Dammit, Big Army!

You know, we might need a Cola Warrior .mil edition for the deployed types.
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I've missed several events due to deployments.  Know the feelz bro.  
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 8:45:12 PM EDT
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He is in.



I think i'm all caught up on drop outs, who else wants a spot? I'll be starting a fresh standby list following this post.
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Put me down for a standby spot.  I am supposed to return home June 1 but might be delayed.
Link Posted: 5/16/2017 11:47:58 PM EDT
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I would like to pose a scene to you.

Its late afternoon, one might say almost dusk. You are in a South Texas swamp. Its mid June and about 100 degrees outside. You talked some smack on the innanets, and now you are being forced to put your money where your mouth is. You sit down to prove your manhood, and wolf down bowl of nuclear chili. You keep a straight face and sweat your way through the bowl. You have some drinks, no one begrudges you that. You laugh and joke, and everyone is impressed that you finished the bowl and gives you a "good job bro" and a pat on the back.

But secretly.... they are all giggling like child on the inside. Because they know.... What goes in, must come out.

Its the next day. You finish your run of the course, and all of a sudden it hits you. You make a break for the portajohn, rip the door open and then slam it shut. Its 110 degrees inside and smells like Satan's Butthole. You then proceed to destroy the portajohn even further with something that feels like hot liquid lava spewing from your hind end. While you are sitting there, regretting your life choices, breathing in the rancid hot smell of digested chili, you realize something. They fed you sugarfree peeps on your run, just for the Lulz. Now you try to pull it together and compose yourself, but there is a problem. You have destroyed your O-ring and it burns. Then you have another epiphany... You will now have to waddle around the camp with a bunghole that wont stop burning for the rest of the duration of the event.


Moral of the story. Its not wise to boast at the ColaWars. Someone will call you out, and hilarity will ensue. Such is the nature of the frat boy antics that are the ColaWars.
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