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Posted: 2/26/2017 2:25:57 PM EDT

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I will invite you to the wedding, like San Diego in the summer?

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I'm in Cali like every month.

I'll swing by with an arock sign to prove the haters wrong.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:26:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/26/2017 2:27:57 PM EDT

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feeling is entirely mutual thats why this is all so good

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"Friend Zone" in 3....2.....1................

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:28:03 PM EDT

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your glasses - why are they upside down?

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OP wore out the bottoms of the lenses by looking through them and cannot afford new ones, so he turned them upside down and is using the normally unused tops of the lenses.

OP, does that poor girl know you're stalking her? It's not a relationship unless both parties know about it.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:28:27 PM EDT

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When does "she" reveal "her" gender bender to you?

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:28:52 PM EDT

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Uhhh....~~your~~ her glasses are on upside down.....

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Posted: 2/26/2017 2:30:32 PM EDT

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I thought we already established that women gravitate to men with no job or car?

FYI, no woman alive that is looking to reproduce is going to choose a male that can't provide. This isn't a long term relationship to her. She is using you as a crutch until something better comes along. It's pretty harsh but many of us are extremely experienced in this field.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:30:38 PM EDT

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She was blind the whole time

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:31:50 PM EDT

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Thanks OP,thanks.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:33:06 PM EDT

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Good luck OP.

Don't go work your ass off for her. Be careful of changing yourself for her.

Do it for you. Nothing is guaranteed in life and if she leaves you, then you made yourself to the man you are and she could never take that away from you.

If she stays with you and you feel she brings out the best in you than it's a win-win.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:34:20 PM EDT

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I'm torn in so many ways in this thread.

On one hand I'll never understand why people feel such a need for validation from strangers, on the other I realize this may be your only way of getting validation so I feel sorry for you.

On one hand you look like that guy that threw a screaming temper tantrum at an anti-Trump rally, on the other I'm happy for you as a fellow human being.

On one hand you could very well be trolling and if you are than you have the beginnings of an epic thread, on the other if you are not than I hope this doesn't blow up in your face.

I'll just take the high ground and say, congrats!?

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:40:49 PM EDT

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Is she a nurse?

Because you sound like a project.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:47:19 PM EDT

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Yeah, this. A random pic of you and another random pic of her screams BS.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:48:41 PM EDT

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This place...

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:49:48 PM EDT

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In before OP gets CLICKBANGED.

Posted: 2/26/2017 2:50:45 PM EDT

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Huh, not what I was expecting...

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:00:25 PM EDT

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Is this a prelude to another GD divorce thread?

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:02:15 PM EDT

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I am in before Norcal

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:06:47 PM EDT

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Is this a prelude to another GD divorce thread?

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Naw, im thinking more a "Stalker with a touch of restraining order"

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:10:26 PM EDT

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It's called the no better options approach to dating.

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Isn't that how all dating is? Unless one of the parties is too ignorant to realize it.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:11:49 PM EDT

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No pictures with her...

Got a feeling that OP is stalking this woman.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:13:20 PM EDT

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If this is a serious thread, I'd say it didn't go the way OP was expecting. At all.

If this is a troll thread, it went exactly the way OP wanted it to.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:15:37 PM EDT

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lol

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:19:48 PM EDT

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She looks familiar. Think I banged her in San Diego. No joke.

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Here we go. GD at its finest.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:25:55 PM EDT

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LOL no job, lives at home, and is now bragging about finding a girlfriend.

I love GD sometimes

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Seeing people brag about mundane shit is always entertaining.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:26:14 PM EDT

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Holy shit.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:28:49 PM EDT

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zero. I am moving in with her asap too dude, out of the converted garage we come

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How many kids does she have?

zero. I am moving in with her asap too dude, out of the converted garage we come

You're moving in with her, with no job to help pay rent?

So you're saying you're planning to mouch off of your gf?

Stay classy.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:29:14 PM EDT

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IN before op ends up in a bath tub of ice cubes and no kidneys.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:33:02 PM EDT

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IN before op ends up in a bath tub of ice cubes and no kidneys.

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Maybe not. OP hasn't been back in a long time.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:34:23 PM EDT

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I will invite you to the wedding, like San Diego in the summer?

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You should probably not brag until you have been together for more than a few days/weeks/months.

I will invite you to the wedding, like San Diego in the summer?

LOL

I will await my invitation. Not too fond of Southern California in the summer but I do have relatives in LaJolla and on Coronado so you don't have to worry about lodging for me.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:35:09 PM EDT

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your attempt at being happy for another human being that's happy failed as well. Hope you feel better about yourself for pissing on my parade tough guy.

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Whatever, sport.

Your attempt at humor tanked.

your attempt at being happy for another human being that's happy failed as well. Hope you feel better about yourself for pissing on my parade tough guy.

Congrats for approaching mediocrity.

I would be a lot more sympathetic if the original post didn't come off as a 13 year old fat kid bragging about his first kiss.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:38:23 PM EDT

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Is she a US Citizen?

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:45:27 PM EDT

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how did you meet?

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:47:15 PM EDT

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Waiting for the "She dumped me" thread

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$5 says there's a bathtub full of OP and ice cubes somewhere in the first paragraph of that thread.

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:51:04 PM EDT

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I believe his glasses are upside down because he fell thru a worm hole to another dimension where everything is backwards. This explains new GF

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:55:30 PM EDT

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fix your glasses, dont look like a fucking mook

you read books upside down too?

god give me strength

Posted: 2/26/2017 3:56:10 PM EDT

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Well - She probably has AIDs, so that kinda balances it all out...

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:01:53 PM EDT

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serious question, not trying to be mean, do you game a lot? If so honestly, how many hours per week?

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No gaming. Taking care of my diabetic madre

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:04:58 PM EDT

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that's also as thick of facial hair that I can grow as I am quarter Jap. Don't need some thick beard either

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RoRpro thread?

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:05:09 PM EDT

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Yeah, this. A random pic of you and another random pic of her screams BS.

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Selfies after our star gazing date in alpine next week. Bookmark the thread

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:08:09 PM EDT

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Selfies after our star gazing date in alpine next week. Bookmark the thread

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Yea, we figured you were FOS, now youve confirmed it.

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:11:47 PM EDT

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working on it, she motivates me.

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Well good for you, now go get a job.

working on it, she motivates me.

Real men motivate themselves. They sure as fuck don't live with their mom, in a garage/basement at THIRTY SIX years old, and have no job.

What do you bring to the table? Quirky photos of you with glasses on upside down and clever catch phrases about a world you've yet to participate in at THIRSTY SIX YEARS OLD?

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:13:23 PM EDT

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I've never posted this before so here goes:

WTF is going on in this thread?

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:17:37 PM EDT

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Reminds me of a seinfeld episodes where his girl didn't care what he wore

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:19:27 PM EDT

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The fall from how high you are now is going to hurt like a MF'er.
Good luck

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:22:31 PM EDT

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With a pickle surprise. M. Knight Shamalamadingdong will make a movie about this.

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God<i>damn</i>, I do love a love story!

With a pickle surprise. M. Knight Shamalamadingdong will make a movie about this.

Think he said he put his mouth down there and didn't find a 4 inch pickle. I'm paraphrasing

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:22:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/26/2017 4:31:33 PM EDT

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I've never posted this before so here goes:

WTF is going on in this thread?

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Not sure what to think. Are we being trolled? If so, it makes me sad.

Is this sincere? Still kind of sad, but happy for you.

Posted: 2/26/2017 4:33:32 PM EDT

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Good luck OP.

Don't go work your ass off for her. Be careful of changing yourself for her.

Do it for you. Nothing is guaranteed in life and if she leaves you, then you made yourself to the man you are and she could never take that away from you.

If she stays with you and you feel she brings out the best in you than it's a win-win.

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OP is making the bitches pay ..... good for him Equality and all, yo