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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:09:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Golden shower thread.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:09:06 AM EDT
[#2]
I guess
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:10:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Honestly. I don't have any friends that would ask me to do that for them.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:11:01 AM EDT
[#4]
You mean he has to pee and he wants you to do it for him? How is that possible?
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:11:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Okay what did I miss? What does that mean?
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:11:46 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Golden shower thread.
IBTL Not even close. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:13:52 AM EDT
[#7]
Like for a piss test?
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:14:50 AM EDT
[#8]
Wouldn't matter, I have prescription opioids on board.
ETA: I guess I could not mention that detail... |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:16:28 AM EDT
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Not even close. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Golden shower thread.
IBTL Not even close. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:16:43 AM EDT
[#10]
No, he can pass his own drug test. Or not. That's his problem, not mine.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:17:46 AM EDT
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You mean he has to pee and he wants you to do it for him? How is that possible? |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:20:13 AM EDT
[#12]
I'm a loyal friend, but I'm not an enabler.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:23:17 AM EDT
[#13]
More appropriate
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:26:26 AM EDT
[#14]
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Like for a piss test? Dear God, I hope so. The furry threads were bad enough for me. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:27:59 AM EDT
[#15]
No. & he'd cease being my friend
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:33:16 AM EDT
[#16]
Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:35:34 AM EDT
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. Yeah. Do that.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:36:50 AM EDT
[#18]
well it sure, it wouldn't be the first time.
 
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:37:55 AM EDT
[#19]
If you have ever worked in automotive then you have been in this position before.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:39:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Magnumdetox.com
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:39:29 AM EDT
[#21]
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:46:46 AM EDT
[#22]
ABSOLUTELY! But you may regret it!
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:50:26 AM EDT
[#23]
If discovered.. Your DNA will give you away.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:51:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2017 4:09:06 AM EDT
[#25]
You gotta buy it from school kids on the playground man.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 4:16:46 AM EDT
[#26]
Sure, why not
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Posted: 2/21/2017 4:22:32 AM EDT
[#27]
I'd start reevaluating our friendship pretty quickly
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Posted: 2/21/2017 4:22:47 AM EDT
[#28]
A boss a long long time ago had a pill habit, one that caused his prostrate to swell. To this day he doesn't think that was it. Dude was off his head all day. Anyway, anytime we went to a party I'd have to walk him to the park across the road, he'd pick a spot, I'd pick a spot and I'd pee and just bullshit about something not even related RB26DETT motor or something, and give it a minute he'd finally piss.
I'm like dude, it's the pills, you're mid 30s incredible athletic shape, it's your prostrate. Never offered to check for him though
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Posted: 2/21/2017 4:24:47 AM EDT
[#29]
Nope.
I he/she needs me to piss for them they have bigger problems. Also, why would I stupidly give my DNA away? |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 4:54:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Whenever I say I have to go to the bathroom, someone will say "Go for me while youre in there" I usually respond with "No! Last time you asked me to do that, you didn't tell me you had to take a shit too!"
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:01:49 AM EDT
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Wouldn't matter, I have prescription opioids on board. ETA: I guess I could not mention that detail... I was just thinking the same thing. Depending on my health circumstances at the time, I could very well pop hot on a urine test from a prescription rx. It's also bad juju to help falsify drug tests when you have a DEA number.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:15:03 AM EDT
[#32]
not no, but fuck no.
if your pee is hot, that is your problem, not mine. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:16:19 AM EDT
[#33]
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Golden shower thread.
IBTL this guy's a noob. the answer is "yes" to everything. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:17:05 AM EDT
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You mean he has to pee and he wants you to do it for him? How is that possible? The dynamics of that problem boggle the mind. The plumbing alone.... |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:21:21 AM EDT
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LOL ------------ I shoulda kept tract on how many times I had to report to "Golden Flow"...
Those poor-fuckin E5's who had to "supervise" that shit...!!! . |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:41:28 AM EDT
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Sounds like someone went a little too far with trolling dopers Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean.  You're supposed to mix ammonia and bleach and then huff the steam, the cleaning agents in both chemicals will scrub your bloodstream of any drug residue.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:43:41 AM EDT
[#37]
Nope, and if they did they would be unfriended.
The key is to not be friends with drug addicts. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:54:49 AM EDT
[#38]
Tell him to buy a Whizzinator.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:00:01 AM EDT
[#39]
I don't knowingly hang out with dopers.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:00:28 AM EDT
[#40]
I would be mad at him for putting me in the position to have to make a decision to piss or not to piss for him.
If it is weed then tell him to buy a plane ticket to Denver, blaze for a day and fly back with his airline ticket as proof of his trip. MAYBE his employer will allow for that. If it is pills or blow then tell him to fuck off. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:11:04 AM EDT
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. It was worth a try. 
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:17:44 AM EDT
[#42]
Whip it out.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:21:29 AM EDT
[#43]
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. You're supposed to put the bleach in the UA, not in your stomach.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:29:06 AM EDT
[#44]
No.
And you've got questionable friends. Potheads think only of themseves I've found, but are great at conning people with their hospitably and people-skills to convince those people that they are their friends. I learned this the hard way. but not before another friend died due to the stupidity of my 'best' high school friend. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:35:33 AM EDT
[#45]
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Yeah, bleach will kill you if you drink it You're supposed to mix ammonia and bleach and then huff the steam, the cleaning agents in both chemicals will scrub your bloodstream of any drug residue.Lol. You're going to kill all the arf druggies. 
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:42:57 AM EDT
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No. And you've got questionable friends. Potheads think only of themseves I've found, but are great at conning people with their hospitably and people-skills to convince those people that they are their friends. I learned this the hard way. but not before another friend died due to the stupidity of my 'best' high school friend. Yeah, those fucking assholes with their hospitality! 
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:46:12 AM EDT
[#47]
Yes, I would if it was for Mary Jane.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:54:49 AM EDT
[#48]
Nope,
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Posted: 2/21/2017 7:11:12 AM EDT
[#49]
Well since I'm probably the guy administering the test and I'm going to have another witness with me, no, I'm probably not going to throw away my job.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 7:11:58 AM EDT
[#50]
One of my best friends asked me to less than a year ago.
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