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Posted: 2/19/2017 10:46:13 AM EDT
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Looney Tunes are all you need. Kiddy shows are awful 
Through LT I learned that properly applied violence DOES solve things. I gained an appreciation for classical music. I learned from Yosemite Sam that you can sound like you're cussing without cussing. I learned from Bugs Bunny that sometimes crossdressing is okay  Also learned don't buy dynamite from ACME. Carry a "HELP" sign with you in case you fall off a cliff. Singing frogs can be assholes. And always turn left at Alburquerque |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 10:46:33 AM EDT
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Eh, Daniel Tiger is hit and miss.
Some episodes do teach an actual real life lesson without being a little bitch about it. My kid is just under two and The Garfield Show on Netflix is the only thing he might pay any attention to. I'll put the old Looney Tunes on, especially Foghorn Leghorn, but that's really more for my enjoyment. 
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:44:49 AM EDT
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Foghorn Leghorn approves...now. 
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:52:06 AM EDT
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Also learned don't buy dynamite from ACME. Carry a "HELP" sign with you in case you fall off a cliff. Singing frogs can be assholes. And always turn left at Alburquerque  
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:56:00 AM EDT
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Oh that's the cartoon cat version of Mr Roger's neighborhood. My kids don't seem interested, probably due to a lack of strategic affiliated toy marketing
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:08:25 PM EDT
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'80s? Bunch of pussies, classic loony toons all the way.
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:14:45 PM EDT
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80's cartoons are best cartoons Looking back on things like Looney Toons and the like it made me realize how incredibly violent those cartoons really were. It's hilarious just thinking about it. Take Popeye for example- here's a cartoon based upon the premise of a sailor smoking and just beating the shit out of anything that seems to get in his way. Along side a sexually aggressive brute who constantly kidnaps his love interest, a completely helpless and clueless unimportant female. 
And that's the whole show! Entire seasons of that. How fucking Hilarious is that? I bet just viewing one of those old school cartoons would give some of these snowflakes nightmares. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:23:06 PM EDT
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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch. this X1000 |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:24:56 PM EDT
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My daughter likes Marsha and Bear. Thankfully, she's out of the DT phase.
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:25:11 PM EDT
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Caillou is the only kid in history that deserves his cancer. He literally can't do anything without being a crying little prick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch. Caillou is the only kid in history that deserves his cancer. He literally can't do anything without being a crying little prick. Yep DT is hit and miss with my 4yrs old and 1yr old, but that Caillou show is unbareable in every way. May the crabs of a thousands nasty fucks hookers infect the writers, producers and everyone responsible for that show. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:28:25 PM EDT
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Looking back on things like Looney Toons and the like it made me realize how incredibly violent those cartoons really were. It's hilarious just thinking about it. Take Popeye for example- here's a cartoon based upon the premise of a sailor smoking and just beating the shit out of anything that seems to get in his way. Along side a sexually aggressive brute who constantly kidnaps his love interest, a completely helpless and clueless unimportant female.
And that's the whole show! Entire seasons of that. How fucking Hilarious is that? I bet just viewing one of those old school cartoons would give some of these snowflakes naighmares. I don't think it's a coincidence that the best cartoons were in the Cold War era. Hardasses had to be molded at a young age in anticipation to fight the commies. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:28:57 PM EDT
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I hate all kids shows. This. I'm going to try as best I can for as long as I can to not expose my kid to that shit. That shit along with Elmo and Bubble Guppies and all that crap is 100% dogshit. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:35:30 PM EDT
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Ronald Reagan created Transformers and GIJoe, if you love America, your kids will watch them. http://www.sstibbs.com/scott/2009_archives/blog_2009_086.html Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My kids don't watch TV. Haven't owned a TV since 1998. We rely on our white privilege as our main source of entertainment. Ronald Reagan created Transformers and GIJoe, if you love America, your kids will watch them. http://www.sstibbs.com/scott/2009_archives/blog_2009_086.html That's what I grew up with, I turned out great! |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:36:02 PM EDT
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My recommendations for kids, have been tested on now 5 y.o. girl:
Felix the Cat Looney Tunes, Bugs, Speedy, etc. Pink Panther and the Jewish anteater on the show. Fractured Fairy Tales Rocky & Bullwinkle Pee Wee |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:39:55 PM EDT
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Fuck Calliou
Ill admit, I like Word Girl and Nature Cat. My daughter has to deal with that, and she should be thankful I'm not making her watch EXO Squad. ...i should make her watch EXO Squad and that one with the dinosaurs in armor. GI Joe sucked, too many feels and she's not learning Inshallah shooting. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:41:40 PM EDT
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My boy took DT once...I had to put him a strict regiment of Foghorn Leghorn for a month to get him straightened out
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:42:42 PM EDT
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Jonny Quest Rules!!!!!!!!!!https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/337452/race-Bannon-149561.JPG Is that a HighPoint? |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:43:06 PM EDT
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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch. I pray that little Canadian bitch succumbs to his Leukemia soon. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:45:16 PM EDT
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lets not forget about Speedy and Slowpoke. "Slowpoke, he pack a gun." "Now he tolds me." |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:46:43 PM EDT
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I'm just a kid who's four. My mom's a Malaysian whore. I like scoring meth Each day I long for death. My world has turned to shit I really can't deal with it. I'm Caillou Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch. I'm just a kid who's four. My mom's a Malaysian whore. I like scoring meth Each day I long for death. My world has turned to shit I really can't deal with it. I'm Caillou Love it, sent that to my wife. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:49:09 PM EDT
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Adventure Time and Regular Show are the usual shows for my kids, as far as modern show go.
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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:51:11 PM EDT
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What is really weird, Caillous grandparents look like the could be brother and sister.
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:03:55 PM EDT
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Today I saw another parent's fun kid reduced to a crying, upset, scared, non-fun having sad sack. The cause, taking Daniel Tiger. http://i.imgur.com/4yJxhom.jpg The DT affects children's brains, leading them to be: Scared of everything. Sad for no reason. Averse to loud noises. Unable to solve problems without parents. Lethargic. Overly submissive to other kids. DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS TAKE DT! DANIEL TIGER, NOT EVEN ONCE! I personally caught my kids taking the DTs once, but after months of rehab with violent 80s cartoons they are all better. Dont let your kid become a sad shadow of themselves, say no to the DTs. My daughter has watched Daniel Tiger a few times, and she is none of those things. Spider on the floor. Stepson freaks out. She walks up and squishes it. SPLAT. No fucks given as she walks away. Still working on the boys rehab. A few more episodes of Animaniacs, and then he will be ready to watch Aliens with me. LOOK INTO MY EYE... |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:16:27 PM EDT
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There will never be a replacement for LoonyTunes. [and I mean the old non PC stuff] |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:21:07 PM EDT
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Yo Gabba Gabba!
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:28:43 PM EDT
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Got my girl hooked on peg plus cat at 3 months.
If if she's going to watch tv she better be learning. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:34:57 PM EDT
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Oh that's the cartoon cat version of Mr Roger's neighborhood. My kids don't seem interested, probably due to a lack of strategic affiliated toy marketing https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/14563/IMG-0582-149668.jpg Peppa Pig is banned in our house for blatant misandry. Daniel Tiger not so much. My kids have finally outgrown this stuff thankfully. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:36:00 PM EDT
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Uggamugga, OP
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:44:34 PM EDT
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Peppa Pig is banned in our house for blatant misandry. Daniel Tiger not so much. My kids have finally outgrown this stuff thankfully. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:45:35 PM EDT
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 Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter) |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 5:36:37 PM EDT
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That's what I grew up with, I turned out great! It taught you to take blood oil at gun point. 
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Posted: 2/19/2017 6:14:31 PM EDT
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I will maintain that Spongebob Squarepants is a great fucking role model with many desirable life traits. 1. He has a chipper and positive outlook on life and sees wonder in everything. 2. Cultivates lasting and valuable friendships with those around him, regardless of species or lifeform type. 3. He is able to see the best in everyone, even to those who might consider him an enemy. 4. He is gainfully employed and is an enthusiastic, hard worker. 5. Has a house of his own. 6. Engages in many hobbies which are fun, enriching, and fulfilling. 7. Practices martial arts. 8. Although he does not always succeed at it, his perseverance in school indicates a tenacious spirit towards education. He is constantly self-improving. Be Spongebob. You forgot the most important one - he has a pure heart. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 6:26:12 PM EDT
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This is so well done that people at first thought it was an actual Transformers segment
"It was your idea to build giant, fire-breathing dinosaur robots. And then, not give them enough brains to tell their head from their ass. What the fuck were you thinking, Wheeljack?"  SOS Wheeljack |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 8:52:06 PM EDT
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That's what I grew up with, I turned out great! It taught you to take blood oil at gun point.
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6iX-z5fE8True. Megatron was like a father to me growing up. He's like that mean old grandpa who made me who I am today, but no way I'd let him watch my kids. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:08:56 PM EDT
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Megatron was like a father to me growing up. That's the most badass statement I've ever read. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:15:52 PM EDT
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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:16:43 PM EDT
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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch. Yup, can't stand that little shit. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:19:07 PM EDT
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80's cartoons are best cartoons This |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:22:46 PM EDT
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ADVENTURE TIME is an absolute good. Watch it with your kids.
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:28:56 PM EDT
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You young kids missed out. Fucking Mighty Mouse. Kicked the cats ass and flew off with a hot mouseette at the end of every episode. Mickey Mouse was his bitch. Road Runner when he got to hit the ground, or train, or cliff, or get blown up. They never show that anymore. Weak. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 9:29:41 PM EDT
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I don't think it's a coincidence that the best cartoons were in the Cold War era. Hardasses had to be molded at a young age in anticipation to fight the commies. Could be. Mental preparation at a young age and all that jazz. I try to look at the subject matter objectively- at first glance, is it what it appears to be? Of course not, the subject matter is absurd. Outlandish. Just silly. If I had to guess that's why they called it Loony Toons
The thing that captures my attention is that even though the subject matter, while obscenely violent isn't immediately recognized as just that? A joke. Something over the reach of normal behavior, something that is worthy of ridicule and should be? If I was a betting man, I would say it had something to do with social behavioral engineering on a grand scheme....the total aversion to even the exposition of that sort of thing. But who says I'm a betting man anyway...that damn tin foil hat is a liar, just ask him |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 10:58:01 PM EDT
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We just watched "What's Opera, Doc" Gonna be stuck in my head all day, and the kids have a new yardstick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If that shit comes on, I change the channel faster than you can say "alopecia." Danger Mouse We just watched "What's Opera, Doc" Gonna be stuck in my head all day, and the kids have a new yardstick. "Killl da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!" "Kill da wabbit?" |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:01:36 PM EDT
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Robotech StarBlazers Jonny Quest Heroism, asskicking, and real deaths make kids real Americans.  Throw some Tom and Jerry in there for some more ass kicking |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:01:53 PM EDT
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Also learned don't buy dynamite from ACME. Carry a "HELP" sign with you in case you fall off a cliff. Singing frogs can be assholes. And always turn left at Alburquerque Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looney Tunes are all you need. Kiddy shows are awful
Through LT I learned that properly applied violence DOES solve things. I gained an appreciation for classical music. I learned from Yosemite Sam that you can sound like you're cussing without cussing. I learned from Bugs Bunny that sometimes crossdressing is okay Also learned don't buy dynamite from ACME. Carry a "HELP" sign with you in case you fall off a cliff. Singing frogs can be assholes. And always turn left at Alburquerque Penguins come from Hoboken and are practically chickens. |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:08:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:20:01 PM EDT
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This is so well done that people at first thought it was an actual Transformers segment
"It was your idea to build giant, fire-breathing dinosaur robots. And then, not give them enough brains to tell their head from their ass. What the fuck were you thinking, Wheeljack?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-aTbHsZJ9gThe GI Joe PSAs are also great  GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches |
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:28:37 PM EDT
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Is it wrong that I wanted to fuck the Big Comfy Couch chick? My son watched it briefly. I paid a lot closer attention...
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Posted: 2/20/2017 1:52:03 AM EDT
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Is it wrong that I wanted to fuck the Big Comfy Couch chick? My son watched it briefly. I paid a lot closer attention...
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/197999/IMG-0942-150182.JPG
TC When the show first started airing? Or after they had been doing the show for a while? She was a bit chunky, at first, and lost some weight after doing the show for a while. (My daughter was at the age to be interested in shows like that, around the time it started airing.) |
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Posted: 2/20/2017 1:57:22 AM EDT
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Jonny Quest Rules!!!!!!!!!!https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/337452/race-Bannon-149561.JPG Holy shit. He is shooting a hi-point carbine! |
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Posted: 2/20/2017 2:00:31 AM EDT
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No love for Scooby Doo?!?! WTF is wrong with you people?
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