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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:44:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Chelsea Manning?
To death! |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:46:46 PM EDT
[#2]
Pics aren't loading
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:47:00 PM EDT
[#3]
This may be the first thread in arf history where everyone is glad that there are no pics.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:47:29 PM EDT
[#4]
I am 100% confident there is an adult actress out there that can have sex with him.
I don't see why the adult film companies have not contacted him yet to offer him a contract. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:47:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Long Dong Silver II.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:48:08 PM EDT
[#6]
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This may be the first thread in arf history where everyone is glad that there are no pics. See above your post |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:48:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Fucking Cock Suckers how dare they come out with this. I didn't sign any release!!
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:48:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Thats about average for folks here.
I myself had mine reduced back down to 14 inches last year in Rancho Cucamonga; penis reduction surgery helped out a lot with my back. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:48:26 PM EDT
[#9]
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Pics aren't loading You know how we know you are gay? |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:48:59 PM EDT
[#10]
Did not expect a Mexican.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:50:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Bridget the Midget.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:50:11 PM EDT
[#12]
He must grip that thing like a putter
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:50:36 PM EDT
[#13]
He'll never make it in the movies. Whenever it is time to film a scene, he will pass out... lack of blood to the brain.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:51:43 PM EDT
[#14]
Not clicking the link.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:52:00 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd imagine that's more of a hassle than it's worth.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:52:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Fucking pussy. I'm able to function fine in daily life with my womb cannon.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:53:17 PM EDT
[#17]
Damn! He's got me beat by 9".
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:53:26 PM EDT
[#18]
He's in my support group. Nice guy.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:53:41 PM EDT
[#19]
And his porn name will be Gran Burrito.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:54:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Michael Danglelow
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:55:31 PM EDT
[#21]
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Pics aren't loading Jesus... On my phone it would be like the star wars opening crawl.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:55:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Having a dick that long really has to suck! Unless he's fucking a horse or cow he can never get all that in
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:55:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Come on, whaddaya waiting for
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:56:23 PM EDT
[#24]
I would have to have a reduction.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:56:30 PM EDT
[#25]
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Did not expect a Mexican. Would have been real lulz if he was Asian. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:59:46 PM EDT
[#26]
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This may be the first thread in arf history where everyone is glad that there are no pics. Ummmm.....guess again. He snuck in right before you. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 5:59:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Best, JBR |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:00:11 PM EDT
[#28]
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Having a dick that long really has to suck! Unless he's fucking a horse or cow he can never get all that in Cue Archer. "Just the tip!" |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:07:12 PM EDT
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I would have to have a reduction. This. Take 5" off the top and still have a 14" kickstand.... 
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:10:52 PM EDT
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I clicked. It's only 18.9", poor guy.
He also faces health issues due to the size of his penis. It causes urinary tract infections, and he has to keep his penis wrapped in bandages. Roberto can't sleep on his stomach, and he needs a separate pillow for his penis at night. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:12:09 PM EDT
[#31]
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I clicked. It's only 18.9", poor guy. He also faces health issues due to the size of his penis. It causes urinary tract infections, and he has to keep his penis wrapped in bandages. Roberto can't sleep on his stomach, and he needs a separate pillow for his penis at night. Tempurpenis? |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:14:22 PM EDT
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Tempurpenis? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I clicked. It's only 18.9", poor guy. He also faces health issues due to the size of his penis. It causes urinary tract infections, and he has to keep his penis wrapped in bandages. Roberto can't sleep on his stomach, and he needs a separate pillow for his penis at night. Tempurpenis? Fucking LOL |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:14:24 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm fucking dieing here. "He needs a seperate pillow for his D"
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:14:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Forget it dude.
If they didn't want me, they're not going to want somebody smaller. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:14:38 PM EDT
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I clicked. It's only 18.9", poor guy. He also faces health issues due to the size of his penis. It causes urinary tract infections, and he has to keep his penis wrapped in bandages. Roberto can't sleep on his stomach, and he needs a separate pillow for his penis at night. I don't get the UTIs, shouldn't he be less prone to them? |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:15:09 PM EDT
[#36]
Manaconda
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:20:32 PM EDT
[#37]
MIKE OXLONG
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:21:23 PM EDT
[#38]
if that thing got hard, he would pass the fuck out
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:22:52 PM EDT
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I am 100% confident there is an adult actress out there that can have sex with him. I don't see why the adult film companies have not contacted him yet to offer him a contract. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:22:52 PM EDT
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if that thing got hard, he would pass the fuck out Dude must need the entire bottle of viagra |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:25:08 PM EDT
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I don't get the UTIs, shouldn't he be less prone to them? I'm guessing he's retaining some urine inside that 19" monster thus causing the infections? I too am surprised he hasn't been approached by several porn studios |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:25:34 PM EDT
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Roberto has tried having sex twice. But it didn't work out, naturally. He gave it a shot while he was living in the US. The first woman refused the moment she saw his penis, and the other one couldn't take it because it was too painful. Sounds like a curse. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:26:49 PM EDT
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Pretty sure he will have to take on a very large animal.....ewwwww........unless peanut butter is involved.
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:27:41 PM EDT
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He must grip that thing like a putter LOL 
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:30:38 PM EDT
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I'll make my John Holme's joke here. "He's never experienced an erection, because every time it starts to get hard all the blood rushes from his head to his dick and he passes out".
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:31:06 PM EDT
[#46]
Imagine what a miserable life he has.
Going to bed with a dick beside you. Waking up with a dick beside you. Well, given the membership here, he just needs to meet your wives. Every time the guy flies, TSA freaks out. Especially if he goes through the whole body scanner. They'd send him through. Twice. Taking a leak is like pulling an inch and a half hose off a fire engine. He said he tried sex twice and it didn't work out. I'm not surprised. What's he going to use as a condom? The Goodyear blimp? If he has a midget fetish, they'd probably faint at the sight of it. Using a hammock as a jock strap. I wouldn't want to be the guy. |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:31:44 PM EDT
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The colon is about six feet long. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I am 100% confident there is an adult actress out there that can have sex with him. I don't see why the adult film companies have not contacted him yet to offer him a contract. LoL, tru dat |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:33:20 PM EDT
[#48]
Juan Casa Dos
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:33:36 PM EDT
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This may be the first thread in arf history where everyone is glad that there are no pics. Lol, see one post up from yours |
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Posted: 1/22/2017 6:33:54 PM EDT
[#50]
Small fry
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