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Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:07:21 AM EDT
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They learn fast girls do. Eventually she will have her name written on everything he will ever own, plus more
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You've been there too, huh. I feel the pain.  
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:08:17 AM EDT
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I was going to tell you "Give up the ruse, Rockefeller!" but this does change things a bit.  
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Trust me it hurts to buy but we don't blink when it comes to the kids needs.  Guess it's a different time.  Mom hammered " take care of your stuff"  in my head.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:12:01 AM EDT
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Just be glad it is a girl and not a boy/transgender/non-binary.  
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or the teacher.



it is another kindergarten girl,  right?
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:14:14 AM EDT
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A least you get the money angle.  We are working people.  Its not got to the point where it on his clothing or shoes, but I don't want him coming home with messed up 65$ shoes.  Just wondering how other fathers feel about it?
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He's in kindergarten and wearing $65 shoes?
What the actual fuck?
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:21:19 AM EDT
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Lol damn arfcom parents, chill. The girl likes him. Chillllll
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:30:42 AM EDT
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or the teacher.



it is another kindergarten girl,  right?
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yes
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:32:27 AM EDT
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You're overreacting dad. Junior has a kindergarten GF.
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+1.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:33:00 AM EDT
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They are measured to his feet.  He was in-toed when he was born.  Now there is only a 5% off from normal.  Well worth the money.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:33:04 AM EDT
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yes
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Pretty sure you're jellz
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:36:27 AM EDT
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Sounds like your son has a girlfriend
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Whether he wants one or not.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:38:23 AM EDT
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Have you considered deep breathing?  Maybe drinking?

Maybe buy cheaper notebooks?
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:42:37 AM EDT
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OP is probably a neck beard in mom's basement and wants son to grow up the same.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:43:02 AM EDT
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Your son has game.  You're just jealous
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:44:15 AM EDT
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Way overreacting
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You're overreacting dad. Junior has a kindergarten GF.

Way overreacting


Yep!
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:44:27 AM EDT
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You're overreacting dad. Junior has a kindergarten GF.
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Not overreacting at all.  Teach your som to never give his juicebox to the crazy.  She sounds like an obsessive hyper possesive trainwreck in the making
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:48:27 AM EDT
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Not overreacting at all.  Teach your som to never give his juicebox to the crazy.  She sounds like an obsessive hyper possesive trainwreck in the making
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You're overreacting dad. Junior has a kindergarten GF.
Not overreacting at all.  Teach your som to never give his juicebox to the crazy.  She sounds like an obsessive hyper possesive trainwreck in the making




Do you seriously believe that? At 5? By the time they're 6 it will be over. Train wreck huh?
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:48:34 AM EDT
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Just wondering how other fathers feel about it?
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Other fathers think you're being a moran.  You were going to write a letter to the school?  About this?  Holy shit, way to make yourself and your kid "that guy".
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 1:58:23 AM EDT
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Not overreacting at all.  Teach your som to never give his juicebox to the crazy.  She sounds like an obsessive hyper possesive trainwreck in the making
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You're overreacting dad. Junior has a kindergarten GF.
Not overreacting at all.  Teach your som to never give his juicebox to the crazy.  She sounds like an obsessive hyper possesive trainwreck in the making


What ? She's 5 years old.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:33:21 AM EDT
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Know what'll help your son get over any anxiety he has about his fucked up feet?



Fucking up his relationship with his first girlfriend.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:39:28 AM EDT
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Do you seriously believe that? At 5? By the time they're 6 it will be over. Train wreck huh?
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She will be the train wreck.  My boys have had "girlfriends" in school, but not a single one has ever w itten their name all over either of my son's stuff.  That is behavior indicitive of certain personality traits...
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:40:41 AM EDT
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What ? She's 5 years old.
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5 year olds are mini people in the making.  Her behavior now, can be a foreshadowing of her future self.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:49:40 AM EDT
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6'1 if I remember correctly
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I would expect a reaction like this out of someone about 5'6"
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:52:24 AM EDT
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Know what'll help your son get over any anxiety he has about his fucked up feet?



Fucking up his relationship with his first girlfriend.
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No anxiety.  He as no clue.  He can run with the best of them.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:52:59 AM EDT
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Kindergarten through 2nd grade my boy had 3 girlfriends at the same time. Two of them had the same name.

He's in third grade now and thank God he's cut it back to two.
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Little Boy Has 3 Girlfriends and Cant Decide Which One To Ditch
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:53:09 AM EDT
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My son's 3 and in preschool, and he's already got a clingy GF with a psycho mom...
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 2:56:50 AM EDT
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I think you're overreacting.
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OP is going to embarrass child mightily for the next 12 years. Or bigly. Same thing.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 3:00:04 AM EDT
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I think dad is spot on here. In fact, I don't think he is taking it far enough. You should probably lawyer up...
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 3:21:21 AM EDT
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Ah...
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 3:28:40 AM EDT
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Dear Abby, 

I find myself stressing over inconsequential shit. 

Will I die of a stroke before I'm 50?

Signed, 
Butt-Hurt
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 3:40:07 AM EDT
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I think dad is spot on here. In fact, I don't think he is taking it far enough. You should probably lawyer up...
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Exactly..

Next time she touches him call the police and have her charged w/ assault...

Or if she writes on his stuff, destruction of property...

That'll fix her...

Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:02:06 AM EDT
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People used to wonder why some young men grow up to be serial killers.

Not anymore.

Thanks for uncovering this mystery for us, OP.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:03:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:17:17 AM EDT
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My son's 3 and in preschool, and he's already got a clingy GF with a psycho mom...
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  Bitches be startin'  the  CRAZY young.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:25:50 AM EDT
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Trust me it hurts to buy but we don't blink when it comes to the kids needs.  Guess it's a different time.  Mom hammered " take care of your stuff"  in my head.
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Guess what.  That's your job now.

Or you could cross out her name and write in a different one for some fun.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:32:07 AM EDT
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Your son is a pimp.
Give him a high five and a cookie.
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See Tom pimp

Pimp Tom, pimp
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:33:45 AM EDT
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I was put in the corner in Kindergarten because a girl was chasing me around the table.

It was a clear case of self-defense as she was attempting to give me cooties.

I was unjustly detained and put into confinement.

Nip this in the bud OP.  Nip this in the bud.
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Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:50:31 AM EDT
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OP needs to put a stop to this before the dominance pissing starts.

Link Posted: 1/19/2017 4:54:03 AM EDT
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Guess what.  That's your job now.

Or you could cross out her name and write in a different one for some fun.
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Link Posted: 1/19/2017 5:01:28 AM EDT
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20 bucks says OP got no action in kindergarten and is jelly of his offspring.
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So you're saying OP never scored?
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 6:06:01 AM EDT
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Holy shit, opie. Chill the fuck out.

You're sounding like a crazy person.
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Link Posted: 1/19/2017 6:13:17 AM EDT
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You need to get him a $300 Victoria Secrets giftcard to give to his sweetie.  
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 6:58:03 AM EDT
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In Before OP's "My Son Wants Us To Call Him Caitlyn" Thread.

Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:09:54 AM EDT
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North Carolina...  
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:13:41 AM EDT
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Oh noes!
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:17:41 AM EDT
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"I wish I was four again!"



So much win
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:25:01 AM EDT
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inb4 this girl writes her name on your son's body  
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:30:20 AM EDT
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Wow op you're really uptight. Really...
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:32:59 AM EDT
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Don't see what the BFD is - you should be proud of your boy
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:38:42 AM EDT
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You want a new lunchbox?
You Should Be Putting That Mouth To Work - SOUTH PARK
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 7:45:40 AM EDT
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some of these threads are really bizarre

I would tell the boy to tell the girl to stop writing on his stuff

wtf
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