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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:26:18 PM EDT
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Damn, you're gonna have a rough 12 years OP. Kinda feel bad for the teachers..
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:27:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Would be funnier if some boy was writing on your sons stuff.

Let it go, OP.  Seriously.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:29:27 PM EDT
[#3]
I think it's pretty cool that she can write her name at that age.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:29:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:31:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Time to have that talk with your son, else he'll be on the hook for child support until he is 23.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:32:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:32:42 PM EDT
[#7]
They're already playing doctor, there's nothing you can do
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Some days in college I felt like it was 1957 and I was Elvis.  Your son sounds like he has the mojo.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:22 PM EDT
[#9]
Don't see why this would be a problem. Would you rather it not be a girl writing on his stuff?
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:25 PM EDT
[#10]
OP: "I wanted a gay son!" 
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:33 PM EDT
[#11]
When I was younger (I prefer not to state age or grade for plausible deniability) a girl I had a crush on would would say the nastiest shit, i had no idea why i would want to put that there. She wrote a "check yes or no" letter to me, except the question was "do you want to hump me?" After growing up I thought back and realized someone older must have put her through some shit. Still upsets me.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:34 PM EDT
[#12]
No one likes a cockblock.

Eta: beat by a mile.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:33:57 PM EDT
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OP, if you were to meet me and my 5 yr old son you'd be wise not to mention Carolyn which is my son's GF. Even though they go to different schools now, they met in pre-school, she has proclaimed that she's marrying my son on the moon.

Encourage him (gently) about it, talk about being special friends and let it rid. It'll sort itself out in due time, notebooks and school stuff is cheap to replace any way when the time comes.

Maybe consider switching to decaf? Just a thought....
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:36:04 PM EDT
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My son is five and in kindergarten.  Some little girl is writing her name + my sons name on all his stuff.  Notebook, folders ect........  I told my son to put a stop to it or I would send letter to school.  Son doesnt want to get the girl in trouble says they are friends.  Wife thanks I am over reacting.  I don't want to buy new stuff when they are not friends.  Am I wrong.  5 is to young to be claimed.
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You're going to make him gay.

















Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:36:18 PM EDT
[#16]
He's a smooth operator..................
Smoooooooooth operator!
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:36:54 PM EDT
[#17]
No problem with the Girlfriend thing, just not writing it all over his stuff.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:37:00 PM EDT
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Congratulations on the imminent wedding!  Remember, this is your son and daughter-in-law's big day, not yours, so let them plan their perfect wedding.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:37:00 PM EDT
[#19]
It's her dad who should be worried, he'll be paying for the wedding.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:37:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:37:20 PM EDT
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My son is five and in kindergarten.  Some little girl is writing her name + my sons name on all his stuff.  Notebook, folders ect........  I told my son to put a stop to it or I would send letter to school.  Son doesnt want to get the girl in trouble says they are friends.  Wife thanks I am over reacting.  I don't want to buy new stuff when they are not friends.  Am I wrong.  5 is to young to be claimed.
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I  remember when I was in first grade that a girl (very nice and pretty girl) wrote her name all over my shoes. I didn't know when she did it or how but even then I knew she was my girlfriend and was sending a message to other girls and I liked it. We've been friends ever since.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:37:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Haha, I remember being put in the corner in kindergarten for lifting up a girls skirt. I just happened to do it in front of the teacher
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:37:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Write a letter to the school?  Pssffft.

Have the girl kidnapped and taken away to a foreign country on the other side of the globe.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:38:58 PM EDT
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Be glad he doesn't take after his old man.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:40:50 PM EDT
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I  remember when I was in first grade that a girl (very nice and pretty girl) wrote her name all over my shoes. I didn't know when she did it or how but even then I knew she was my girlfriend and was sending a message to other girls and I liked it. We've been friends ever since.
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And you parents were cool with it?
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:42:39 PM EDT
[#26]
Imagine the time this poor kids gonna have growing up with the dad that writes to the school whenever a girl shows interest in his son...
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:43:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Demand many fine goats from her father.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:45:30 PM EDT
[#28]
Try decaf.

I was kissing Jenny Littlewell at that age.  When I say rape, I only say it once. I don't really like it all that much.

It's gunna be fine unless you freak the fuck out.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:45:38 PM EDT
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Dude, they're five. Get over it. Notebooks and other school supplies are cheap
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:45:56 PM EDT
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I  remember when I was in first grade that a girl (very nice and pretty girl) wrote her name all over my shoes. I didn't know when she did it or how but even then I knew she was my girlfriend and was sending a message to other girls and I liked it. We've been friends ever since.
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Great Story!
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:45:59 PM EDT
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It could be worse. It could be another boy. 
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:46:32 PM EDT
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Way overreacting
These, damn.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:46:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:47:01 PM EDT
[#34]
OP gonna end up with his kid having the gay.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:47:48 PM EDT
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Thats a sign.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:48:26 PM EDT
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They are 5. This will last a month, tops.

That being said, sometimes kids get sexualized at a very early age.  Writing names isn't that. But if she starts acting overtly sexually, you should report it to the school - not to protect your son, but to help her. Kids get sexualized from abuse, and if she starts acting that way, it's because she learned that behavior.

(And no, kissing isn't sexual. French kissing? Yeah, be worried.)
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:50:24 PM EDT
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Some people 
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:51:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Dear TreeHouse;

For the last several months this girl has held my hand and been nice to me. She really likes me, and I have a lot if fun with her. She has written her name with mine all over my stuff. Whats the problem? My dad is super jelly, has a full on case of crayon envy with me, and is trying to sabatoge my fun. How can I keep my pimp game and call my dog of a dad off the playground?
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:51:25 PM EDT
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Are you seriously complaining? Be glad that boy ain't gay.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:51:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Really?  
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:52:06 PM EDT
[#41]
Overreacting unless the girl is writing some on your sons Micheal Kors purse . Your son will outgrow the gear he has . Stuff has to be cool . Your son has game .




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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:52:58 PM EDT
[#42]
Tell him its OK to like girls.

Leave him alone.

Listen to your wife.

a letter .... smdh, and sharing this with everyone I know  
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:54:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:54:33 PM EDT
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Boy with an attitude like this, I don't think I would have been able to have the 3 happily married well adjusted kids that I have.

Calm the fuck down, I will send you a buck or two to help buy some new supplies!

Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:55:07 PM EDT
[#45]
I sure hope this is a troll/humblebrag thread. If not I may have to conjure up some Deadwood and say the OP sucks cock by choice.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:55:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:56:19 PM EDT
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Back peddaling already.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:57:16 PM EDT
[#48]
OP do not send a letter to the school.

This is a matter for the police  .
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:59:15 PM EDT
[#49]
so I guess you want your son to be gay?  If so keep at it.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:59:52 PM EDT
[#50]
OK OK I will let it ride.  At least until I see sharpie on his shoes.
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