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Posted: 1/16/2017 7:58:03 PM EDT
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We drive on our parkways and park on our driveways.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 7:59:12 PM EDT
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Robots deserve rights. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mars is the only planet in the known universe that is entirely populated by robots. Robots deserve rights. Even invading robots? No one asked Mars about this, did they? |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:10:55 PM EDT
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A cube is an ideal solid which has SIX equal sides and a total of EIGHT corners. I know.. you already know that. If you trace lines from opposing diagonal corners of the cube, you can see the edges of two more ideal solids: a pair of intersecting four sided tetrahedrons. The volume of the area where the two tetrahedrons intersect is also another ideal solid, in this case an octahedron which has EIGHT equal sides and SIX corners. neato.. Here's a little illustration I made: http://s23.postimg.org/qc0fx9l3v/8_6.gif That gif is really clever. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:14:46 PM EDT
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The origins of the expression "the whole nine yards" is pretty cool.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:20:19 PM EDT
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That gif is really clever. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A cube is an ideal solid which has SIX equal sides and a total of EIGHT corners. I know.. you already know that. If you trace lines from opposing diagonal corners of the cube, you can see the edges of two more ideal solids: a pair of intersecting four sided tetrahedrons. The volume of the area where the two tetrahedrons intersect is also another ideal solid, in this case an octahedron which has EIGHT equal sides and SIX corners. neato.. Here's a little illustration I made: http://s23.postimg.org/qc0fx9l3v/8_6.gif That gif is really clever. Thanks. As a volunteer math tutor, it's one of several geometric / drawing problems I give to students, but it's the first time I've created an animation with a 3D model to show this particular relationship. ETA (so as not to freeload): If you need to remove DNA from a garment, put a few drops of DAWN Ultra in a crock pot filled with enough water to submerge the shirt (or whatever it is). Let the garment stew at a medium heat setting for 6-12 hours. Also a great way to get a grease stain out of a shirt without damaging the color. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:25:16 PM EDT
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Custer's men watched him die and did nothing to stop it. Then they went home. Sounds pretty cold, right? Less than half the regiment was killed at Little Big Horn. The other half watched Custer's Last Stand from other hilltops where they were ordered to stand fast prior to the battle. The first benghazi |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:27:11 PM EDT
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Turds are tapered on the end so your asshole doesn't slam shut 
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:27:25 PM EDT
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King George VI fought at the Battle of Jutland and was mentioned in dispatches. However, he was not King at the time of the battle. ETA: Already covered. 
King Richard III was the last British King to die in battle. His skeletal remains were just recently discovered in an unmarked grave beneath a parking lot in Leicester. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:36:00 PM EDT
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However, he was not King at the time of the battle. King Richard III was the last British King to die in battle. His skeletal remains were just recently discovered in an unmarked grave beneath a parking lot in Leicester. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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King George VI fought at the Battle of Jutland and was mentioned in dispatches. However, he was not King at the time of the battle. King Richard III was the last British King to die in battle. His skeletal remains were just recently discovered in an unmarked grave beneath a parking lot in Leicester. And IIRC George II was the last ruling English/British monarch present at a battle. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:36:05 PM EDT
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the song fire and rain by james taylor wasn't about his wife who died in a plane crash... he wasn't even married.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:40:48 PM EDT
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Aboard HMS Collingswood as a midshipman. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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King George VI fought at the Battle of Jutland and was mentioned in dispatches. No shit? I'm serious, not being a smartass Aboard HMS Collingswood as a midshipman. Prince Albert in a tin can? |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:41:11 PM EDT
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The earth travels around the sun at a mean velocity of 66,600 mph. It's spinning at roughly 1000 mph.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:43:57 PM EDT
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The origins of the expression "the whole nine yards" is pretty cool. 
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:44:55 PM EDT
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Turds are tapered on the end so your asshole doesn't slam shut This is hilarious. I told my family and they are all laughing their asses off. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:49:24 PM EDT
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If you look into the ear of an owl, you can see the back of its eye ball. No shit!!
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:49:52 PM EDT
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Oh, I've got another one. After a day at the beach swimming and playing in the sand use baby powder to remove the sand. It's crazy how good it works.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:51:50 PM EDT
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The op listened to the Bo & Jim show this morning.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:51:54 PM EDT
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Oxygen kills organic material
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:52:41 PM EDT
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Well, Mars...and my ex-wife's top dresser drawer. I LOLed 
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:52:45 PM EDT
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If you get a flat tire on a lawn mower, small trailer , etc and it's lost the bead/Seal , simply wrap a ratcheting tie-down all the way around the center of the tread to compress it. Then apply air from the compressor into the valve stem. It'll pop right back on and inflate. DO NOT inflate further than the 'pop' until you release the ratchet strap. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:53:10 PM EDT
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I wish I would have known this on Saturday. Would have saved me a lot of time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you get a flat tire on a lawn mower, small trailer , etc and it's lost the bead/Seal , simply wrap a ratcheting tie-down all the way around the center of the tread to compress it. Then apply air from the compressor into the valve stem. It'll pop right back on and inflate. DO NOT inflate further than the 'pop' until you release the ratchet strap. I wish I would have known this on Saturday. Would have saved me a lot of time. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:53:50 PM EDT
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Bovine fart or burp, on average, once every 30 seconds.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:54:48 PM EDT
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Zaya Rum makes 87% of GD more interesting.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:54:50 PM EDT
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Billions of people fart every day. In fact some of the air you are breathing could have been farted by Hitler, Elvis, or even Nebekeneezer.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:55:31 PM EDT
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just an FYI, you can do the same thing with a quality belt, as long as it's long enough. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you get a flat tire on a lawn mower, small trailer , etc and it's lost the bead/Seal , simply wrap a ratcheting tie-down all the way around the center of the tread to compress it. Then apply air from the compressor into the valve stem. It'll pop right back on and inflate. DO NOT inflate further than the 'pop' until you release the ratchet strap. 
I think my dad kept that stupid thing around just to build my character. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 8:56:29 PM EDT
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80% of the severely mentally ill cannot function well in society. I'm worried about the 20% that can...
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:00:50 PM EDT
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Bob Barker was a navy fighter pilot during WWII but didn't make it to a combat unit before the end of the war.
He graduated summa cum laude with a degree in economics. Appeared on Futurama, Family Guy, and The Bold and the Beautiful Earned a black belt with and trained daily with Chuck Norris "Accidentally" didn't pull a punch during the "PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH!" scene in Happy Gilmore He enjoyed shooting firearms Was on TV for 50 years Bob is a vegan 
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:01:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:01:23 PM EDT
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Holy shit I'm ROTFLMAO on that one. Tears actually/
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Turds are tapered on the end so your asshole doesn't slam shut |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:03:07 PM EDT
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Wow you must be one of them. The quote is actually 50% of the people you meet have below average IQ.
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50% of the people you know are below average. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:10:32 PM EDT
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Wow you must be one of them. The quote is actually 50% of the people you meet have below average IQ. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Wow you must be one of them. The quote is actually 50% of the people you meet have below average IQ. Quoted:
50% of the people you know are below average. I've heard a different version . . . Fifty percent of doctors graduated at the bottom half of their class. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:12:47 PM EDT
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Money makes money but the money that money makes, makes more money.
Theory of compound interest. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:13:09 PM EDT
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The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it's limits.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:13:33 PM EDT
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Republicans who supported Hillary are not Republicans...
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:32:29 PM EDT
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The origins of the expression "the whole nine yards" is pretty cool. Meh. The first known usage was a newspaperman using the phrase in 1907 to describe a full game of baseball. Not that interesting really. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:35:42 PM EDT
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Ain't comes from conjoining am+not
is+not = isn't are+not = aren't Your parents didn't teach you your native language. Every child's brain creates their language and is finished with the rules around age 5. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:45:08 PM EDT
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Mud pies don't rise.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:54:51 PM EDT
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The surface area of your lungs is about the same as of 1/2 a tennis court.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:55:45 PM EDT
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At this very moment, you are older than you've ever been and younger than you'll ever be again.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 9:57:02 PM EDT
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The hardest things in life are never easy.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:01:16 PM EDT
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The Trident nuclear submarine is longer than the Washington monument is tall.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:08:28 PM EDT
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The Trident nuclear submarine is longer than the Washington monument is tall. Don't you mean the Ohio class sub that carries the Trident missile?
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:13:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:16:42 PM EDT
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The amount of time between when cleopatra lived to us, is shorter than the time between Cleopatra and the construction of the pyramids in Giza.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:17:52 PM EDT
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Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:18:55 PM EDT
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No matter where you go...there you are.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:26:06 PM EDT
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If you say "beer can" with a British accent, you're also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent. I needed that laugh, thanks man. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:35:51 PM EDT
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I've heard a different version . . . Fifty percent of doctors graduated at the bottom half of their class. fifty percent of the people you know are below average of the people you know. fifty percent of the people I know are below average of the people I know. |
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:37:26 PM EDT
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There are more horses asses than there are horses.
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Posted: 1/16/2017 10:42:45 PM EDT
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Ever wonder why Lieutenant General outranks Major General? It is because Major General is a shortened version of Sergeant Major General. Back in medieval times, each company had a Captain, at least one Lieutenant, and a Sergeant Major. You combined companies to form an army, whose officers were the Captain General, Lieutenant General, and Sergeant Major General. Over time these were shortened to General (4 stars), Lieutenant General (3 stars) and Major General (2 stars).
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