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WTF! What was the purpose of the traffic cones?? I have had cameras at all my places for about the past 9 years. I've never caught anything noteworthy like that. View Quote The network camera system got installed to catch the asshole who was dumping trash and other stuff in my driveway. He had a particular fondness for traffic cones but also did a myriad of other things including what he was eventually prosecuted on which was destruction of property. I never found out why he did any of it besides that he was a drunk with multiple alcohol related arrests. There are lots of renters in my area so that is always a problem. |
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1-Rent a large horse...
2-ride said horse over to ex bf's resistance... 3-Have said horse take a horse sized dump in bf's driveway... 4-Post pics on arfcom for general hilarity.... |
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I'm just surprised no one has started a "So I took a dump in the middle of some guy's driveway last night" thread yet.
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WTF! What was the purpose of the traffic cones?? I have had cameras at all my places for about the past 9 years. I've never caught anything noteworthy like that. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I had a neighbor place traffic cones in my driveway and then urinate on them. Too bad for him I had installed a video camera recommended by our surveillance sub forum SME. He got arrested. I'll never live anywhere again without a network camera system. I would save the poop. If this becomes a pattern of harassment it may be a useful piece of evidence later. WTF! What was the purpose of the traffic cones?? I have had cameras at all my places for about the past 9 years. I've never caught anything noteworthy like that. Bad neighbor assumed Monkey would be forced to touch the cones and, therefore, his essence. Bad neighbor assumed he could passive-aggressively assert dominance. To properly assert dominance, one must urinate directly on the subject. |
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Our old building used to be in a shitty part of Milwaukee. Right across the narrow alley was a 2 story house with a balcony. One day after a heavy rain we noticed the roof was leaking in the area that bordered the alley. I went up there to see if the roof drains were clogged. Once I got up there I found about 2 dozen balled up diapers that blocked up the drain on that side of the roof. The 2nd level of that house had renters that had, you guessed it, an infant. Instead of disposing the diapers like a civilized person would, the dirtballs just went out on the balcony and threw them onto our roof. I put on some gloves and tossed every last one of them back onto their 2nd floor balcony. Needless to say, we never had a clogged drain again. View Quote Fucking people, man. |
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A dump on someone's driveway is an odd prank. So easy to just hose off and be done with it. The doorstep would have been much more effective. View Quote That was my first thought. If you're going to take a shit on someone's property, why not at the front door? Or maybe it's definitely him because only an insider would realize that you never use the front door? |
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No gate camera? Seriously?
That should have been one of the first ones you installed. |
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Catch him in the act, rub his nose in it and whip his ass with a rolled up newspaper. He'll stop.
Hey, it works on dogs. |
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Best to keep a super soaker full of piss with you just in case you need it.
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Box it up and mail it back to him
Spring loaded for extra points |
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Some of you may recall my roof-shitter from a few years ago. Thank God that stopped. That was at my office. I left for work today and was greeted by a huge pile of excrement in the middle of my driveway. It does not look like dogshit. Definitely looks human. If it were dogshit, it would have to be 150# dog with a weird frickin diet. Now......to add a twist to the story. My daughter broke up with her boyfriend last night. She dumped him. She has been on the rocks with him since the election. He was a FHRC supporter and he sent a pretty virulent email to her post-election of how evil, ignorant, and racist her family was for supporting Trump. He profusely apologized almost immediately, but, they never recovered. Our family is having a field day with this......Is it possible the guy came over and took a dump on my driveway?!! She is 18YO, as is he. She is not at home, she is off at college, but the kid lives nearby. Bizzarro......or what? View Quote An eye for an eye, a dump for a dump. |
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Bake it in a cake and hand deliver it to him. Sort of a sympathy thing after he broke up with the daughter.
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Sounds like a liberal left some of his brain material on your driveway.
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its him, make the cops test his shit then stuff in it his mouth
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I have a 100 lb malamute and she takes bigger shits than I do, and they look very human-like. With that being said, most people pick up their dogs shit. I'd suspect the liberal ex boyfriend. But you don't have much to work with. Maybe go squat in his driveway and see if he retaliates!? View Quote Buddy at work installed cams. First week he caught a guy shitting on his driveway. It was a jogger and actually pretty impressive. Barely stopped. Jogged up, dropped pants, shit and jogged away in seconds. This happened in broad daylight in the middle of the suburbs. My bet bet is on boyfriend. |
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True. My mastiff shits' can be anywhere from human like to dinosaur looking. Buddy at work installed cams. First week he caught a guy shitting on his driveway. It was a jogger and actually pretty impressive. Barely stopped. Jogged up, dropped pants, shit and jogged away in seconds. This happened in broad daylight in the middle of the suburbs. My bet bet is on boyfriend. View Quote This is fairly common for joggers. YouTube is full of videos of joggers dry docking a Texan in peoples driveways and lawns. |
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Some of you may recall my roof-shitter from a few years ago. Thank God that stopped. That was at my office. I left for work today and was greeted by a huge pile of excrement in the middle of my driveway. It does not look like dogshit. Definitely looks human. If it were dogshit, it would have to be 150# dog with a weird frickin diet. Now......to add a twist to the story. My daughter broke up with her boyfriend last night. She dumped him. She has been on the rocks with him since the election. He was a FHRC supporter and he sent a pretty virulent email to her post-election of how evil, ignorant, and racist her family was for supporting Trump. He profusely apologized almost immediately, but, they never recovered. Our family is having a field day with this......Is it possible the guy came over and took a dump on my driveway?!! She is 18YO, as is he. She is not at home, she is off at college, but the kid lives nearby. Bizzarro......or what? View Quote Sorry, I thought it would turn you on, baby. |
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Nothing worse than a surface shitter Except an MRE rat fucker |
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What are the odds of having someone shit on your roof at work and now someone has shit in your driveway? Go buy a lotto ticket! View Quote The Phantom Shitter haunts him Dude. I've seen this before, in another time, at another place. This Ghost exists. It has been well documented throughout time. Watch Flight of the Intruder. There was even a bit on it in that movie where the PS'er would sneak in an drop a log with no trace of having wiped his ass. That is how you know the difference between a prankster shitter and the Phantom Shitter. Pranksters will leave a bit of tp, leaf litter, sock, t shirt.....the Phantom just leaves a log. |
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Did you collect a sample for DNA analysis?
Oh yeah. It has to be a bloody shit to pull DNA off of it though. |
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Sorry about that bro, taco Tuesday across the border didn't agree with me. I meant to leave a note.
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When I was younger, my landlord evicted me to turn my basement apartment into storage. I got drunk that night and shit on his air conditioner(exterior compressor unit). Not sure what I thought that would accomplish, but none the less, I did it. So yes, an 18 yr old could definitely have done that out of spite and stupidity. Especially an 18 yr old FHRC supporter. View Quote This for sure. It was him. End of story. I hope you bagged it up and sent it to his parents fedex overnight. It would be worth the $25. And you get to really test how good those triple sealed zip lock bags are. |
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You're not seriously asking us if a HRC supporter is petty enough to take a shit in your driveway?
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Maybe someone was just trying to get the good Dr ready for Kampus
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