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Posted: 12/5/2016 7:30:41 PM EDT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk

Crop milk is a secretion from the lining of the crop of parent birds that is regurgitated to young birds. It is found among all pigeons and doves where it is referred to as pigeon milk. An analog to crop milk is also secreted from the esophagus of flamingos and some penguins.[1][2][3]

Crop milk bears little physical resemblance to mammalian milk, the former being a semi-solid substance somewhat like pale yellow cottage cheese. It is extremely high in protein and fat, containing higher levels than cow or human milk.

[4] It has also been shown to contain anti-oxidants and immune-enhancing factors.[5] Like mammalian milk, crop milk contains IgA antibodies. It also contains some bacteria.[6] Unlike mammalian milk, which is an emulsion, pigeon crop milk consists of a suspension of protein-rich and fat-rich cells that proliferate and detach from the lining of the crop.

[7] In pigeons and flamingoes, both the male and female adult produce crop milk and share in the feeding and care of the young. In penguins, only the males lactate

[6] Lactation in birds is also controlled by prolactin, which is the same hormone that causes lactation in mammals.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:32:30 PM EDT

[#1]

Is it Aimless birthday again?

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:33:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Generally speaking..?

No one.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:36:00 PM EDT

[#3]

Pass. Thanks.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:36:02 PM EDT

[#4]

I'm going to pretend that I didn't see this thread.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:36:16 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm just wondering what you were searching on Google to run across that.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:37:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Is this a thing I'm supposed to want?

I'm conflicted.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:39:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/5/2016 7:43:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/5/2016 7:43:39 PM EDT

[#9]

It's good to see that GD is finally getting back to normal.

Posted: 12/5/2016 7:57:56 PM EDT

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Generally speaking..?

No one.

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Posted: 12/5/2016 8:16:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/5/2016 8:20:22 PM EDT

[#12]

Who hasn't?

Posted: 12/5/2016 8:23:24 PM EDT

[#13]

count me out.

Posted: 12/5/2016 8:29:21 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/5/2016 8:31:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/5/2016 8:39:47 PM EDT

[#16]

Aimless dont even got no titties

Posted: 12/5/2016 8:44:42 PM EDT

[#17]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk

Crop milk is a secretion from the lining of the crop of parent birds that is regurgitated to young birds. It is found among all pigeons and doves where it is referred to as pigeon milk. An analog to crop milk is also secreted from the esophagus of flamingos and some penguins.[1][2][3]

Crop milk bears little physical resemblance to mammalian milk, the former being a semi-solid substance somewhat like pale yellow cottage cheese. It is extremely high in protein and fat, containing higher levels than cow or human milk.

[4] It has also been shown to contain anti-oxidants and immune-enhancing factors.[5] Like mammalian milk, crop milk contains IgA antibodies. It also contains some bacteria.[6] Unlike mammalian milk, which is an emulsion, pigeon crop milk consists of a suspension of protein-rich and fat-rich cells that proliferate and detach from the lining of the crop.

[7] In pigeons and flamingoes, both the male and female adult produce crop milk and share in the feeding and care of the young. In penguins, only the males lactate

[6] Lactation in birds is also controlled by prolactin, which is the same hormone that causes lactation in mammals.

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I would think the bigger question is, WWHHYY?????

Posted: 12/5/2016 8:48:15 PM EDT

[#18]

His crop milk probably tastes like decayed fish and cheap beer.

Posted: 12/5/2016 8:50:38 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:06:17 PM EDT

[#20]

Is there a Mrs. Aimless?

If not, get him a breast pump.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:07:47 PM EDT

[#21]

If you can tell me how to milk a penguin, I'll do it.

I wont be sober, but I'll do it.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:08:20 PM EDT

[#22]

I would milk those penguin tits and use the penguin milk to make cafe con leche in the mornings.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:15:05 PM EDT

[#23]

like this?

only if i can wear gloves.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:16:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Someone's getting banned

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:20:47 PM EDT

[#25]

I need to get a better picture of this.

Paging XCRMonger.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:20:52 PM EDT

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OP was checking to see if he could milk a cat....

Came across this instead. OP it is not friday night.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:22:54 PM EDT

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Great call, this thread is screaming for some illustrations.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:24:34 PM EDT

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OP was checking to see if he could milk a cat....

Came across this instead. OP it is not friday night.

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I watched a video, 3 facts about pigeons you didn't know.

3 Odd Facts About Pigeons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5y-mRVT-lE

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Then i searched google, and found something on wikipedia.

Be glad i stopped there.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:33:52 PM EDT

[#29]

Meh, I'll give it a go.

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:36:09 PM EDT

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@XCRMonger

Posted: 12/5/2016 10:38:20 PM EDT

[#31]

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that's not how this works.

@XCRMonger

Posted: 12/6/2016 4:55:01 AM EDT

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that's not how this works.

@XCRMonger

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I need to get a better picture of this.

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that's not how this works.

@XCRMonger

That's not how it works either.

You're supposed to look in the mirror, and say XCRMonger three times.

Posted: 12/6/2016 4:57:20 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/6/2016 5:09:31 AM EDT

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Hmm....

Posted: 12/6/2016 5:36:16 AM EDT

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Meh, I'll give it a go.

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Good for you!!! That's the spirit!!

Posted: 12/6/2016 9:41:23 PM EDT

[#36]

Sorry folks. I just dont have it in me right now. Doggo lost use of his back legs and I'm not in a very fun mood.

Posted: 12/6/2016 9:43:22 PM EDT

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Sorry folks. I just dont have it in me right now. Doggo lost use of his back legs and I'm not in a very fun mood.

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Oh no

Posted: 12/7/2016 2:18:46 AM EDT

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Sorry folks. I just dont have it in me right now. Doggo lost use of his back legs and I'm not in a very fun mood.

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Posted: 12/7/2016 2:36:42 AM EDT

[#39]

Uhh, you go ahead. I'm good.

Posted: 12/7/2016 2:43:40 AM EDT

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Oh yeah - like you haven't milked a penguin before.

Posted: 12/10/2016 11:28:22 AM EDT

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Sorry folks. I just dont have it in me right now. Doggo lost use of his back legs and I'm not in a very fun mood.

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Sorry about the dog XCR.

Hope things get better.

Posted: 12/10/2016 11:30:52 AM EDT

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Oh yeah - like you haven't milked a penguin before.

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Posted: 12/11/2016 3:33:40 PM EDT

[#43]

Thinks have settled a little. Here ya go.

Posted: 12/11/2016 5:35:35 PM EDT

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