Guy walks into a bar, pulls a genie bottle and a twelve-inch piano player out of his backpack, and orders a beer while the piano player starts playing.
Bartender says, "Man, I gotta ask, where did you get that piano player?"
Guys says, "I have this genie who gives you anything you want if you rub his bottle."
Bartender says, "That's awesome! Think I can give it a try?" Guy says, "Sure."
Bartender rubs the bottle, genie comes out and says "Whatdya want?"
Bartender says, "Genie, I want a MILLION BUCKS!" All of a sudden, a million DUCKS fly into the bar and start shitting all over the place.
The bartender angrily says, "Man, what the hell's wrong with your genie!? I asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks!"
Guys says, "Hell if I know, do you think I would have asked for a twelve inch pianist?"