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Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:14:48 PM EDT
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I see I'm not the only one who came here to post pictures of Jennifer Connelly.

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You are a scholar and a gentleman, carry on your good work.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:16:10 PM EDT
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They should do that with Zulu then, it would be hilarious.
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Why don't we just remake EVERY film in history and replace all of the white leads with black main characters. Would that be enough virtue signalling from hollywood?

Seriously, FUCK. YOU. DISNEY.


They should do that with Zulu then, it would be hilarious.

Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:17:23 PM EDT
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I'ts gotta be farther out than 1944, right? We started dominating the air war in Europe in 1945 with mustangs IIRC.



I mean, I'd be ok with a P-51 Red Tail dude becoming the new Rocketeer even.
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So Disney expects me to believe that in 1944 there is a black female pilot when we had barely let black male pilots fight in the war 3 or so years earlier.



Right....



Good job Disney.




I'ts gotta be farther out than 1944, right? We started dominating the air war in Europe in 1945 with mustangs IIRC.



I mean, I'd be ok with a P-51 Red Tail dude becoming the new Rocketeer even.




 
The original took place in 1938.




And the USAAF had achieved air superiority by D-Day.



Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:17:59 PM EDT
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I see I'm not the only one who came here to post pictures of Jennifer Connelly.



You are a scholar and a gentleman, carry on your good work.

her best work was done in Mulholland Falls.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:18:17 PM EDT
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I'ts gotta be farther out than 1944, right? We started dominating the air war in Europe in 1945 with mustangs IIRC.

I mean, I'd be ok with a P-51 Red Tail dude becoming the new Rocketeer even.
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So Disney expects me to believe that in 1944 there is a black female pilot when we had barely let black male pilots fight in the war 3 or so years earlier.

Right....

Good job Disney.


I'ts gotta be farther out than 1944, right? We started dominating the air war in Europe in 1945 with mustangs IIRC.

I mean, I'd be ok with a P-51 Red Tail dude becoming the new Rocketeer even.


At least it wouldn't be nearly as much of a suspension of disbelief to do so.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:18:25 PM EDT
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out of

Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:18:27 PM EDT
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Set in Cold War era early 50s.

A black female pilot becomes The Rocketeer...I mean, we're already talking about flying jetpack crime-fighters here I guess, buuuuut...



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rocketeer-disney-movie-reboot-works-915037

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Set in Cold War era early 50s.

A black female pilot becomes The Rocketeer...I mean, we're already talking about flying jetpack crime-fighters here I guess, buuuuut...

The new take keeps the story in a period setting and offers a fresh view on the characters. Set six years after the original Rocketeer and after Secord has vanished while fighting the Nazis, an unlikely new hero emerges: a young African–American female pilot, who takes up the mantle of Rocketeer in an attempt to stop an ambitious and corrupt rocket scientist from stealing jet-pack technology in what could prove to be a turning point in the Cold War.


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rocketeer-disney-movie-reboot-works-915037



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I actually came here to make a snarky comment akin to "Watch them make him a black female" and ....


Shit, man.

I've been out-trolled by the insanity.

The Soviets will turn out to be the good guys.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:18:33 PM EDT
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If I were a Disney shareholder I would be pissed about wasting all of those resources on a flop.
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Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:19:52 PM EDT
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No Jennifer?
No Nazis?
No zeppelins?

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Diversity and political correctness!
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:19:56 PM EDT
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I see I'm not the only one who came here to post pictures of Jennifer Connelly.



You are a scholar and a gentleman, carry on your good work.


her boobage was awesome in the movie.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:20:31 PM EDT
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I hope Milo jumps in to comment on this shit.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:20:47 PM EDT
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Is it going to be as fucking stupid as the original?




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Good......Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that....



 
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:21:58 PM EDT
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you liked the rocketeer?

Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:22:59 PM EDT
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This needs to happen. Can we get a go fund me started?
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:24:55 PM EDT
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Disney should just go for the lib pc trifecta, black, female, gay/t.  While you've at it make the president  a mongrel half black, jug eared, Muslim faggit.

I'm a fan of Joe Johnston movies, and the original is fun Buck Rogers americana that does not need a remake.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:25:28 PM EDT
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you liked the rocketeer?



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You shut your whore mouth.






you liked the rocketeer?







 
I liked it when I was like 5. But I also liked bubbles, thought girls had cooties and wore suspenders
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:26:31 PM EDT
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Don't forget, this is the same company that dropped a bundle on Black Hole. made only 34M on a 25M dollar production budget, which in Hollywood means it didn't manage to break even.
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I've always heard that Disney considered The Rocketeer to be a financial flop that under-performed expectations. I remember when it came out Disney was pushing it hard to be the next big thing with tons of marketing and merch that all kind of fell on deaf ears.

They must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is the best remake they can come up with, regardless of gender / race bait casting.

Don't forget, this is the same company that dropped a bundle on Black Hole. made only 34M on a 25M dollar production budget, which in Hollywood means it didn't manage to break even.


Funny you should mention that as Disney WAS going to remake the Black Hole a few years ago. They had the guy who did the Tron sequel on board to direct it (hence the Black Hole nod in the movie) and the last I heard they had the writer from Prometheus and a bunch of other "name" people involved with it".

Perhaps it will be released as African American Hole, starring Samuel L Jackson as Hans Reinhardt. "In... through... and BEYOND, Beyotch!"
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:26:39 PM EDT
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Bewbs

Just like the new Captain Marvel.  Hell, make all of these spandex-wearing superheroes female and watch fanboys cause a kitten-pocalypse.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:26:57 PM EDT
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you liked the rocketeer?

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You shut your whore mouth.



you liked the rocketeer?



Loved it
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:28:55 PM EDT
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It's already a perfect movie.    Not going to see the remake.
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Where they got the idea for the original movie:

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1593081_.html



Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:29:18 PM EDT
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Is she also gay ?
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Rocketqueer

Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:29:43 PM EDT
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Is Disney going to remake Ishtar too?
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:29:57 PM EDT
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Loved it
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Loved it


So did I, still do.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:31:16 PM EDT
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So...

Straight to DVD then?
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:31:42 PM EDT
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Remake all the movies with minorities!
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There are actually more woman than men on the planet.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:32:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:35:28 PM EDT
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Cant be any worse or more boring than the first one.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:36:44 PM EDT
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remake shaft with a white protagonist ...
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:37:57 PM EDT
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you liked the rocketeer?


Aw, come on, it wasn't THAT bad... A lot of us saw it when we were kids, you know. What kid didn't want a jetpack?

As a matter of fact, that movie got me started on jetpack research. At the time, the most viable one was the steam-based one - even then I knew there was no practical application for it. Later as a teen I wanted to somehow get my hands on the powerplant from a tomahawk cruise missile and use that as the basis for my build. Today, the dream has been basically realized, although it's of course not commercially available. The video below shows pretty much the capability I wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czy0pXRRZcs
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:39:25 PM EDT
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I like Temple of Doom too you sons of bitches!

Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:40:29 PM EDT
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There are actually more woman than men on the planet.
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Remake all the movies with minorities!


There are actually more woman than men on the planet.




 
And there are more cats then dogs... WTF does that have to do with anything?




How many minority females were pilots post WW2? Lets just do a remake of All Dogs Go To Heaven with a cat lead. Makes just as much sense.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:43:29 PM EDT
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I liked The Rocketeer. As a matter of fact I still have it on my DVR when I recorded it the first week after I moved, last year. It's not a great movie, but it's an entertaining one and I do not think it needs a remake, especially a Social Justice Remake(tm).





There is only one explanation for the idiocy happening in Hollywood right now, that being that Cthulhu is real and he's influencing movie execs via their dreams to make mountainous, steaming piles of shit while simultaneously destroying every good and decent (or at least not patently moronic movie) of days gone by incessantly throwing churning out these moronic Social Justice Remake(tm) remakes. It's the only thing that makes any sense, because while Hollywood's liberal idiots want to push their social agenda, they also really like making money (they just don't like it when normal people make money) and shit like this does not make money.
...okay, actually I was a little harsh, so I'm going to take back part of that; if Cthulhu ran Hollywood it's still be weird as shit, but at least it'd be entertaining. My apologies to great Cthulhu. Now Nyarlathotep on the other hand, well there's nothing entertaining about that asshole at all. So yeah I blame him instead. That prick is probably why we never can get a good, major studio Cthulhu movie but we can get (without asking for it, seriously) a terrible all female Ghostbusters movie to shit all over our childhoods, and with a sequel already greenlit. Nyarlathotep is such a dick.  
And if they even think of remaking High Road to China, I'm on a plane the next day and I'll cut a motherfucker...







 
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:44:45 PM EDT
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Rocketeer isn't a bad movie... I think it is more a victim of that early 90s "neon retro" fad than anything else. It is so inoffensive and safe that it can hardly be called anything but a homage / family movie.

You want bad in the same category? Dick Tracy. That movie was fucking garbage.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:45:40 PM EDT
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Hopefully she's gay too...and a BLM superstar
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:46:19 PM EDT
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I swear to God I'd fucking love to re-make Roots only re-cast all the slaves with white actors.



Just as a fuck you to all this stunt-casting SJW bullshit.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:47:51 PM EDT
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Rocketeer isn't a bad movie... I think it is more a victim of that early 90s "neon retro" fad than anything else. It is so inoffensive and safe that it can hardly be called anything but a homage / family movie.



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Dick Tracy makes Waterworld look like Casablanca, everyone associated with that movie needs throat punched.
 
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:48:34 PM EDT
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Aw, come on, it wasn't THAT bad... A lot of us saw it when we were kids, you know. What kid didn't want a jetpack?

As a matter of fact, that movie got me started on jetpack research. At the time, the most viable one was the steam-based one - even then I knew there was no practical application for it. Later as a teen I wanted to somehow get my hands on the powerplant from a tomahawk cruise missile and use that as the basis for my build. Today, the dream has been basically realized, although it's of course not commercially available. The video below shows pretty much the capability I wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czy0pXRRZcs
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Is it going to be as fucking stupid as the original?

You shut your whore mouth.

you liked the rocketeer?


Aw, come on, it wasn't THAT bad... A lot of us saw it when we were kids, you know. What kid didn't want a jetpack?

As a matter of fact, that movie got me started on jetpack research. At the time, the most viable one was the steam-based one - even then I knew there was no practical application for it. Later as a teen I wanted to somehow get my hands on the powerplant from a tomahawk cruise missile and use that as the basis for my build. Today, the dream has been basically realized, although it's of course not commercially available. The video below shows pretty much the capability I wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czy0pXRRZcs




You're not the only one...
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:49:47 PM EDT
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Make Tarzan  Cheetah's bitch
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:50:46 PM EDT
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  she was smokin hawt.  

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Definitely a beautiful woman.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:55:17 PM EDT
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I'm sure Disney will pick Leslie Jones to play the part.






Link Posted: 7/28/2016 2:55:44 PM EDT
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Came to make joke about new PC lead.
Reality beats me to the punch.
Thank God for younger Jennifer Connolly pics!
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Love that GIF.  Movie was pretty funny too.  JC was very lovely and bumpy in those days.
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 3:04:45 PM EDT
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Connelly



Smulders



Seaux hawt
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 3:23:24 PM EDT
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So lets see, Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 (Oceans 8), Rocketeer, what other stupid remakes can Hollyweird do that will switch the main male roles to female roles?
Link Posted: 7/28/2016 3:34:25 PM EDT
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Set in Cold War era early 50s.

A black female pilot becomes The Rocketeer...I mean, we're already talking about flying jetpack crime-fighters here I guess, buuuuut...

The new take keeps the story in a period setting and offers a fresh view on the characters. Set six years after the original Rocketeer and after Secord has vanished while fighting the Nazis, an unlikely new hero emerges: a young African–American female pilot, who takes up the mantle of Rocketeer in an attempt to stop an ambitious and corrupt rocket scientist from stealing jet-pack technology in what could prove to be a turning point in the Cold War.
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Well, they can do without my money then.
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Maybe they could get Mel Brooks to do it


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They should do that with Zulu then, it would be hilarious.



This needs to happen. Can we get a go fund me started?

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