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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:08:38 PM EDT
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Back end of a '73 Vega with my then girlfriend and future ex-wife during a drive in movie.
In my sister's swimming pool with my then wife while sis and her family were in the house. Floor of my bro's front bathroom. Indoor-outdoor carpeting and I was on bottom. Did it there so we could hear if anyone drove up. Media room of my fiance's house while her two sons were in the house. We didn't even lock the door. Been married 5 years now. At 60, we don't look have to find a place. Kids are gone, dog is dead, blanks are shot. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:11:21 PM EDT
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in the attic of my girlfriends parents house. I was 15 ..... we did it everywhere, usually multiple times per day.... that was 43 years ago
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:14:40 PM EDT
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I've read all pages so far and have not seen the tanning booth at the gym yet.
Also knew a guy who did it in a phone both (years ago when phone booths existed) in a crowded bar. When they got done, they received a standing ovation from about 50 people who were watching. Alcohol related. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:16:38 PM EDT
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Outdoor pool of a hotel we were staying in in Jacksonville
Elevator in a hotel in San Jose,CA Private beach on Long Island Neighbor's pool at 2am ( they were home but didn't know we were there) On a friends sailboat with said friends mom! (Boat was moored - best Tuesday night ever) all sorts of cars Between two dumpsters at Ft Bragg Various golf courses |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:17:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Just yesterday. Hospitals prayer room
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:18:33 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's "eew" on several levels. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg That's "eew" on several levels. She was hot as shit, PFC. Fountain |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:18:52 PM EDT
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At the WNC WNC. Western North Carolina Wildlife Nature Center. Right in front of a fucking mountain lion. My chick got turned on by big cats...
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:19:30 PM EDT
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1987 on a discarded but clean looking mattress someone threw out in the woods where we would all throw parties. Both the girl I was sexing and I caught crabs from it.  We could have done without that... |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:20:19 PM EDT
[#9]
On a cannon at Chickamauga Battlefield. I was young. Wouldn't be so disrespectful now.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:21:00 PM EDT
[#10]
On the number 17 on the North end of the runway at Trent Lott Airport.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:23:17 PM EDT
[#11]
classroom table,
back of a station wagon during drive in movie canoe(partially beached) in audience at rolling stones concert drive in car wash shower at a public campground on a futon broken futon
man to be young and stupid... |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:25:19 PM EDT
[#12]
At work on my desk after closing. (Long time ago, not my current job.)
On the couch in a Sergeant's office in the college ROTC building. In the neck-deep water at a public beach in broad daylight. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:25:53 PM EDT
[#13]
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Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg Couldn't outrun you with that broken leg, huh? I was bad. I'm sorry. Please don't beat me. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:28:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Fingered a girl in the back of a police car......does that count ???
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:29:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Couldn't outrun you with that broken leg, huh? I was bad. I'm sorry. Please don't beat me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg Couldn't outrun you with that broken leg, huh? I was bad. I'm sorry. Please don't beat me. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:29:42 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fingered a girl in the back of a police car......does that count ??? How big of a ticket were you letting her out of? |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:49:59 PM EDT
[#17]
All with wife, not all while married:
Road head,coming back from Houston, in dead stopped traffic, in the contrarian lane, before a hurricane "I forget which one". Durring a hotel stay stop on a road trip with my sister in the other bed doing the awkward throat clearing sound Work office, after hours Gulf of Mexico The sunbathing deck on a Royal carribean cruise in the wee early morning hours. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:51:26 PM EDT
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In my truck while driving down Route 95 going to Florida with an old girlfriend
In the ocean with my wife while my mother in law was 100 feet away On the observation floor of the World Trade Center in Baltimore MD, while others roamed around On a railing in New Hope PA in the middle of the day. Railing was at the end of a dead-end street, 50 yards from the main road On a parking garage roof. Didn't notice the 30 story apartment building across the street until we were done. On my parents living room floor. Normally not a big deal but we were adults, not kids |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:56:29 PM EDT
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I have one word for you: plastics. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In my g.fs moms bed. With my g.fs mom. I have one word for you: plastics. I'm old enough to understand what you said there ! ! ! 
On a cot in the room next door to her sister. My parents bed...with my leg in a cast. Her parents and siblings beds. Kitchen sink with her family in the living room watching TV. Numerous camping and fishing trips. Public swimming area, mid afternoon on a holiday weekend. Small motor home with another couple getting it on on the other bed. Numerous back... and front seats. Gave SIL a free show on multiple occasions. Road head...with kids in back...napping I hope. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:00:33 PM EDT
[#20]
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She was hot as shit, PFC. Fountain
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Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg That's "eew" on several levels. She was hot as shit, PFC. Fountain
That wasn't really the "eew" part. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:05:17 PM EDT
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One of those love shack motels. At the time I thought it was cool having sex in a big, heart-shaped hot tub. Now that I think back on it I want to puke. You think hotel bedspreads are bad? Pfffttt.... Yeah, giant tub of dick soup. Airline bathroom. Limo while cruising town Car while I was driving |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:14:50 PM EDT
[#22]
In my ex gf moms room while her mom was sleeping on the bed(we were on the floor doing it)
 back in my high school days
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:16:15 PM EDT
[#23]
A few more:
On a jet ski with other boats passing within 200 yards. On the hood of my GF's mom's car in the garage while dinner was being made 20 feet away. Ballroom of the hotel I worked at, on the bar. bathroom of the hotel I worked at roof of the hotel i worked at Parking garage of the hotel I worked at Boy that was an awesome summer. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:17:20 PM EDT
[#24]
On the underway replenishment bridge of the USS Abraham Lincoln in port North Island in/on the CO's chair.
The thing is a small room surrounded on all four sides with windows that is attached to the side of the navigation bridge on the 07 level - seven stories above the flight deck. Risky as hell but there's not many people in the island structure in port and it was pretty late in the evening. I bought a woman aboard for a tour and it had a happy finish. 
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:17:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Church stairwell, or the youth group bus on the way home from a skate night.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:20:00 PM EDT
[#26]
On the front porch of my girlfriends parents house. One of her ex boyfriends drove past when I was pounding her and stopped for a few seconds to watch I guess(maybe he liked seconds and was a little early). Girl liked to get pounded for sure.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:24:27 PM EDT
[#27]
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Fingered a girl in the back of a police car......does that count ??? Did you pick her up for truancy? |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:32:49 PM EDT
[#28]
On the golf course at Lake Lanier Islands.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:38:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Hampton Hotel swimming pool in broad daylight.
On the mesh deck of a catamaran parked on the beach near the A1A. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:39:24 PM EDT
[#30]
Ex girlfriend used to house-sit alot.
We had crazy sex all over in lots of peoples houses, pools, hot tubs, etc.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:40:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Baptistry
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Posted: 7/28/2016 3:45:17 PM EDT
[#32]
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In Before Somebody Says "Pinball Machine."
1...2...3...4... |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:18:48 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Couldn't outrun you with that broken leg, huh? I was bad. I'm sorry. Please don't beat me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg Couldn't outrun you with that broken leg, huh? I was bad. I'm sorry. Please don't beat me. I guess even the girl Marines will fuck anything |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:21:54 PM EDT
[#34]
Pilot's seat in the cockpit of a C-17.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:33:03 PM EDT
[#35]
Conference room at a insurance office.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:35:11 PM EDT
[#36]
In the back yard, broad daylight, in a neighborhood.
Public pool in broad daylight. Church parking lot in the church bus. GF's grandparents back porch overlooking the lake. They were out on the boat, so we needed to know when they were on the way back. Public beach, neck deep in the water, daylight. I shucked the wrapper and some woman screeched 30 minutes later when it floated by her. We were on the sand drinking beer watching. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:35:31 PM EDT
[#37]
Out in the surf at OBX.
In the dunes (hidden) at OBX. In a parking lot at the mall in a car with the window shade up in the front. In the community pool after closing time. In the private wooded driveway of our friend's place driving home after a day on the river, we pulled over and went at it - apparently there are game cameras on their road... In the driveway on the hood of my Volvo after dark (but still easily seen). Road head on a long road trip to Florida. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:38:33 PM EDT
[#38]
Out in the open air. Top of the state capital building in a closed to the public area. With a politician.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 4:43:38 PM EDT
[#39]
Signal Shack USS Kinkaid while my Best friend was hoisting colors.
GO NAVY She also rode me, while watching a movie, in a recliner covered with a quilt. While her mom was watching the movie on the couch next to us. Yea, I was nervous. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:09:06 PM EDT
[#40]
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Out in the open air. Top of the state capital building in a closed to the public area. With a politician.
Was that the first time you met Bill Clinton? |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:34:28 PM EDT
[#41]
Shore mounted Lake Huron navigational device.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:39:57 PM EDT
[#42]
My good friends moms car with my girlfriend.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:41:36 PM EDT
[#43]
Taco Bell bathroom. 
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:44:31 PM EDT
[#44]
Right in the middle of Main street, Gooding, Idaho around 2am on a Sunday morning.
Sitting at the bar during BuggyWhip softball tournament in Cottonwood, Idaho while in college. Those are the two most inappropriate that I can think of and am willing to share. And neither were significant others, just randoms met +/- 60 minutes earlier.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:44:52 PM EDT
[#45]
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I have one word for you: plastics. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In my g.fs moms bed. With my g.fs mom. I have one word for you: plastics. Probably too young to know where that's from.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:47:10 PM EDT
[#46]
In the ass....
My ass specifically 
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:48:41 PM EDT
[#47]
On a johnboat in the middle of a public pond at sunset, we were far enough off that no one could see us.
On a bolder next to a popular tubing river In the bed of my pickup down a dirt road. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:55:33 PM EDT
[#48]
Under the boardwak, VA Beach
On the hood of my Mazda In the back seat of my Mazda Up in a big oak tree next to my college dorm My parent's pool My parent's hot tub In a girlfriends house when her younger twin sisters were home and knew what we were up to (would have been hot but they were too young) In another girlfriend's friend's bed while she knew what we were up to. Outside in the snow in broad daylight in the deer stand many times Out in the open at the deer lease in broad daylight many times. Just find grassy spot with no cactus and go at it In the river at a state park in broad daylight Hmmm, haven't done it in the bass boat yet... 'Hey honey, you want to go fishing this weekend?" |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:58:48 PM EDT
[#49]
Hotel bed in San Simeon....with her father passed out and sawing logs in the next bed.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 5:58:52 PM EDT
[#50]
In a cave at Jawbone canyon.
Damn that girl had issues. |
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