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Posted: 7/28/2016 7:59:56 AM EDT

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In front of a window in an 18th story hotel room in downtown St. Louis.
In a church after a wedding with one of the bride's maids.
In Bizzell Library at the University of Oklahoma
On top of a parking garage at the University of Oklahoma

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:00:46 AM EDT

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Church confessional booth

Church pew

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:01:28 AM EDT

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Hospital autopsy room.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:01:29 AM EDT

[#4]

Liquor store walk in cooler. I worked there though.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:01:47 AM EDT

[#5]

Ladies restroom..............hey, I was young and my hormones were flowing!!

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:04:23 AM EDT

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Why? We're you one of the Assholes who wouldn't stop chanting?

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:06:58 AM EDT

[#7]

Movie theater ×2

Church basketball courts

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:09:34 AM EDT

[#8]

Back seat of a conversion van , that contained my family and her sister coming home from the beach doing a tropical storm.

Runner ups are

against a gas pump at night , the station wasnt busy but the road and water near by were .

parents bed

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:10:44 AM EDT

[#9]

With a co-worker in the walk-in cooler at the fast food restaurant where we worked. That's what you get for making high school kids work on Saturday night.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:10:51 AM EDT

[#10]

Miami Dade Community College's Mortuary School

The mortuary school is next to the police academy on the campus and it was during lunch break. Fucked her right on ome of the tables where they do prep work.

Plenty of bar bathroom stalls, skybox at Joe Robbie Stadium, Carnival Cruise balcony while in port and next to another ship with them watching, plently of time in the FIU Library, etc....

But the Mortuary School wins it for me.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:12:02 AM EDT

[#11]

In my parent's bed while they were home?

Behind a public library?

The school stairwell?

A bathroom at work?

All cliche and boring, I know. Never had an adventurous girlfriend.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:13:03 AM EDT

[#12]

Teacher's lounge in high school. I was the evening student janitor. I actually initiated that event.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:16:48 AM EDT

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One of those love shack motels. At the time I thought it was cool having sex in a big, heart-shaped hot tub. Now that I think back on it I want to puke. You think hotel bedspreads are bad? Pfffttt....

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I've been to every one of them in Miami.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:20:22 AM EDT

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Oh man.....this thread makes me realize I am kind of a slut....

In the boiler room at a dairy

On the beach in Daytona

In a guard shack at Ft Chaffee Arkansas

In a SGT Majors kitchen (his daughter, not my SGT Major)....side note....this was possibly the horniest girl ever.

On the lawn outside same SGT Majors quarters.

On the steps of a bar in Nurnberg Germany

On the 7th hole of a golf course on our 7th wedding anniversry

On a pontoon boat in broad daylight

There's more.....I need help.....

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:22:41 AM EDT

[#15]

Ok..........now remember I was young............another time there was a hot hooker in my neighborhood who had the hots for me for some unknown reason.

We did it in her pimp's car.

Yes.........she had huge boobies and alcohol was involved.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:23:06 AM EDT

[#16]

"This one time in band camp"...

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:25:01 AM EDT

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Up by the Utah state capitol in the weeds.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:25:26 AM EDT

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In the library at MCRD, Parris Island, while on base liberty the day before graduating.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:31:27 AM EDT

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Picture a shore rental house with 10 people sharing a huge bedroom with bunk beds.

Now imagine (Ok, no dont) My weener slipping out and me putting it back in and my wife saying, "You have it in my butt" out loud.

Needless to say breakfast was kinda awkward until they found my buddy sleeping naked in his car.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:32:16 AM EDT

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Church parking lot with a Muslim gal. A few times...

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:32:27 AM EDT

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She was hired to clean the Methodist church on Saturday afternoons, she sat in the first pew and sucked me to completion with swallow. I will probably be damned for that but I'm strangely ok with it.

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Yep, you're going to Hell all right.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:34:51 AM EDT

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That's...horrible. Not surprised about your Dad, though.

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Church.

I never had sex in a church, but I got groped pretty good almost every Sunday for about six months. I finally decided that 1) I didn't believe there was a God, but 2) If I was wrong, it might not be best to disrespect Him in His own house.

I told my father I didn't want to go to church any more; he said "Thank God", and that was the end of my formal spiritual education. Henceforth, we went fishing, puttered around in his workshop, or just hung out together, while the Evil Ones attended services.

That's...horrible. Not surprised about your Dad, though.

It really was. Like my DUI, it's something I'm still a little embarrassed about even many years latter. I only bring it up because confession is supposed to be good for the soul.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:36:50 AM EDT

[#23]

Central Park - In the bushes - 6 cops were on the other side 6ft away...Didn't get caught. Talked to the cops after...Good times. Was @ 7/8 years ago.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:38:58 AM EDT

[#24]

Green on the 15th hole. Par 4. We made five.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:40:36 AM EDT

[#25]

At a horse show, in the saddle compartment of a 2-horse bumper-pull trailer.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:41:54 AM EDT

[#26]

Walk-in cooler at Bar I was working at. I was bartending one night it was pretty slow, kitchen crew had left. The girlfriend stopped in and wanted the D so I took her to the walk-in and gave it to her.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:43:05 AM EDT

[#27]

On the floor of a public restroom

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:43:22 AM EDT

[#28]

In a hammock
Next to a police station
At a horserace track
between a field hockey goal posts
Basketball court
Drive-in Theatre
Back of a Ford Explorer at a Truck Stop (yeah she made me pull over when I was getting road head)
Hot tub at the apartment complex
Ocean in the middle of the day surrounded by people
Golf course 1st tee (midnight)
porch of a vacation rental
parking lot of my apartment complex
Canadian Forces military base Edmonton (Officers Barracks)
Lifeguard tower (BayWatch type not swimming pool)

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:44:26 AM EDT

[#29]

In my Mom's bed; the floor of a Doctors waiting room; in my brother's bed; in a mens store fitting room(a couple of times; I worked there); on a conference room table at my office; on another guy's desk at work; the floor of a hallway at work; counter-top in my kitchen(pretty standard). That's all I can think of right now.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:44:57 AM EDT

[#30]

Movie theater.

I believe the movie was "Choke" which is about sexual addiction.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:45:48 AM EDT

[#31]

All over every piece of furniture in our apartment night before college graduation. When my roommate''s parents were there the next day, I texted my friends all morning and say "oh yeah, that counter your mom is eating breakfast on? Totally did Crista on it. My nuts probably dragged over that a hundred times a couple hours ago" or "pretty sure that couch your sister is sitting on is where I blew my load the first time, hope it didn't miss"

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:46:18 AM EDT

[#32]

Under the porch shrubs of the post commanders home at Ft Knox. He lived too close to the O-club I think......

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:48:44 AM EDT

[#33]

On the beach in the middle of the day.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:56:25 AM EDT

[#34]

Not as interesting as some, but all I got to add is the J.O. stateroom on the U.S.S. Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:56:44 AM EDT

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I'm impressed. I must have given a thousand miles of road head, but never did anything on a bike. At least, not while it was moving. Well, other than a tiny bit up and down, maybe.

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On a 1978 CB750K at 2200 on Hiway 50 outside of Placerville, doing about 60.

I'm impressed. I must have given a thousand miles of road head, but never did anything on a bike. At least, not while it was moving. Well, other than a tiny bit up and down, maybe.

I knew I was fond of PJ for some reason.

Posted: 7/28/2016 8:58:26 AM EDT

[#36]

In my neighbors deer stand!

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:03:11 AM EDT

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At least you were married...

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Not a place but a old gf's mom walked in while top dead center of the compression stroke.

That was a REALLY awkward week.

My wife's mom walked in on us when we were in high school.

At least you were married...

Shortly After.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:04:20 AM EDT

[#38]

In a box with a fox.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:08:17 AM EDT

[#39]

I was banging while working EMS several times a day. In the ER ,rad room ,crew quarters, in the ambulance on the ambulance, in the helicopter in the pd cruiser ect ect....

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:10:49 AM EDT

[#40]

my girlfriends female roommates room. the place wasn't as bad as the partner, yep, the roommate. sorry barbara.

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Posted: 7/28/2016 9:14:40 AM EDT

[#41]

Most recently, backseat of a 2016 ram 2500 mega cab while on a test drive ( no salesman). I joked that the seat might not be big enough with the wife and she called me on it. Returned the truck, said we wanted to look at the 3/4 ton Chevys and fords before deciding.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:15:22 AM EDT

[#42]

Well, Let's see. Maybe one night over at G/F's house when we did it on a couch while her dad was in the next room in his easy chair asleep!

Or maybe the day another G/F and I did it in her parents bathtub.....

Then their was that night the wife and I was out fishing on a full moon.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:18:26 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/28/2016 9:22:57 AM EDT

[#44]

Catholic church
LDS church parking lot
RCMP parking lot
RCMP cruiser hood

my youth was funner than my midlife is

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:25:02 AM EDT

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In my neighbors deer stand!

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Pictures of doe?

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:25:39 AM EDT

[#46]

Back row of a movie theatre, while a film was playing.

Back seat of my dads car.

On my desk at work, during business hours.

During a traffic jam on the George Washington Bridge. Thank goodness for tinted windows.

On the roof of my ex's apartment building.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:25:58 AM EDT

[#47]

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:27:00 AM EDT

[#48]

Tree stand, on the beach (it was dark), in a study room at college...

Some of the best remembered - in the snow on a warm day in the woods. Then there was a time in the summer where both of us failed to see the poison ivy and we managed to get it ALL OVER and there was no doubt from anyone how it had happened

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:27:13 AM EDT

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Ok..........now remember I was young............another time there was a hot hooker in my neighborhood who had the hots for me for some unknown reason.

We did it in her pimp's car.

Yes.........she had huge boobies and alcohol was involved.

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Now that's hard core right there!