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OP's BF must be wearing that ass out for him to cry this much!
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Quoted: God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. I had that once. It was awesome and sucked at the same time. I could go until my wife tapped out and felt "thoroughly and properly used" (her words ), but I couldn't get my big payoff at the end. Still felt great and all, but not the same. I'm glad I only needed to take those meds for a few weeks. Having to take it long-term would SUCK and not be awesome anymore. |
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I haven't seen a WowPro thread in a while. I was worried that he got the ban hammer.
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Just beat it enough to keep it in line.
Wake up and whack off. Squeeze on off on your lunch break (be careful about this, and make sure you're wearing headphones when you're watching porn on your cellphone in a public bathroom stall.) Finish off the day with a wank. Basically run the tank dry and you won't worry about the engine revving at inconvenient times. I'm sort of surprised that I have to spell it out. Good luck with your penis |
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I read the OP and jumped right to here. Have I missed anything other than the usual WoWPro brand shit show?
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. Yup, That Soon follows as a side effect... |
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Oh boy!
This will be like sugar to a fly to the female members [no pun intended]... |
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Women are horndogs, too. As much, or even more, as men. Fact.
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Women are horny, too. Just not around you. Damn...page three FTW!! Almost. FP2000H's post is on page three and implies this might have a correlation to the OP, not necessarily with females in general. |
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Quoted: I'm 51, and still get excited by a stiff breeze or a sudden temperature change. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. I'm 51, and still get excited by a stiff breeze or a sudden temperature change. 53 here and horny as ever.Chick at work keeps flirting with me and it's fucking killing me. |
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He doesn't actually do anything that violates the CofC. He pops up every now and again, plays his role, asks a weird question and then largely just vanishes again until the next time. As Arfcom GD's Cast of Characters goes, he's really pretty harmless. |
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When you're a big manly man, these things happen. http://s21.postimg.org/4xvu5of7b/wowpro.jpg View Quote How is that possible honestly? |
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WoWPro Thread. Nooooooooooo! We need this. |
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WoWPro Thread. If you do that then we riot. |
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Welcome to my personal hell. I handle business 5 times a day, every day since I was 11. Gotta bust out five nuts a day to keep me on an even keel. I'm almost 60 and I don't use boner pills, son.
WHooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! <Ric Flair Yell> |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WoWPro Thread. If you do that then we riot. X2 |
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This was the laugh I needed before bed.
Also, Pro Tip (no pun intended): To get a surprise boner to go away, flex your glutes and legs as hard as you can over and over. It won't take long to drain the blood. |
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Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics? |
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics? Of me or what's left after I'm done with them? |
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics? Of me or what's left after I'm done with them? I was thinking maybe some "action shots." |
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics? Of me or what's left after I'm done with them? I was thinking maybe some "action shots." Oh, Jesus, no. At my age, my antics are better experienced rather than observed. |
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View Quote Please don't use that gif anymore. That was a fatal accident and it's not funny. |
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Quoted: Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. |
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Boner ProTip: Flex any muscle in your body (arm, leg, etc) and hold it for 20 seconds. Problem solved.
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It's called puberty. You have to deal with it like everyone else does.
Try tinder if you're of age, I hear that works wonders for those with your condition. |
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