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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:35:10 PM EDT
 Edmonton| An Alberta woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Edmonton Police Service in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 27,639 times in a week, but also sent him 937 emails, 11,229 text messages, 117 sung messages and 47 letters in the same period. Kelly Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with Randy Williams, with whom she had had a relationship for twoweeks. She is accused of using up to eight phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop. "My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy. "He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.” The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in British Columbia, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:39:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:41:05 PM EDT
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How many basement dwellers would jump on that?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:43:22 PM EDT
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I wonder who her one phone call from jail was too?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:43:25 PM EDT
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For a little perspective, there are "only" 10080 minutes in an entire 7-day week.
And that includes 24 hours a day. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:44:20 PM EDT
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How many basement dwellers would jump on that? Can we get some more pics? Who doesn't have a burner phone #. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:45:28 PM EDT
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She seems like she really likes him. Why is he being so mean to her?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:47:27 PM EDT
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Sort of want...
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:47:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder who her one phone call from jail was too?  |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:49:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:51:59 PM EDT
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Only two weeks?
Guy had some skills. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:52:47 PM EDT
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now that is love.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:55:16 PM EDT
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I wonder who her one phone call from jail was too? I laughed hard enough that I had to set my coffee down to keep from spilling on myself. Nice. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:56:14 PM EDT
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Damn.
Did Verizon post bail yet? |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:56:38 PM EDT
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That's a phone call every 22 seconds or so 24 hours a day, plus over 11k texts, almost 1k emails, plus letters and voicemails. WTF?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:57:15 PM EDT
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I laughed hard enough that I had to set my coffee down to keep from spilling on myself. Nice. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wonder who her one phone call from jail was too? I laughed hard enough that I had to set my coffee down to keep from spilling on myself. Nice. 
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:58:27 PM EDT
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Did she use that one weird trick?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:59:06 PM EDT
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On day 2, I would have started digging a hole out in the middle of nowhere.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:01:20 PM EDT
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I'd hit it
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:01:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:02:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a phone call every 22 seconds or so 24 hours a day, plus over 11k texts, almost 1k emails, plus letters and voicemails. WTF? |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:02:45 PM EDT
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Has to be Filipino! Hell hath no fury like a Filipino woman... I'm serious, like cut your dick off... Serious.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:05:55 PM EDT
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How is that even possible?
Not sure if I believe that. I would have changed my number way before that |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:06:05 PM EDT
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I'm with you. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:06:17 PM EDT
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Thot!!!!!!
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:07:04 PM EDT
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She was using 8 phones. Speed dial is your friend. Or not. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's a phone call every 22 seconds or so 24 hours a day, plus over 11k texts, almost 1k emails, plus letters and voicemails. WTF? Just think, if she'd applied that dedication to calling radio giveaways...... |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:07:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: On day 2, I would have started digging a hole out in the middle of nowhere. After the 5th or 6th call I would have disconnected my home phone and shut of my cell. Easy really. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:07:35 PM EDT
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He must have given out his real number, amateur.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:09:51 PM EDT
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Who needs a source? I always trust whatever "ONLINE MAGAZINE" posts
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:10:24 PM EDT
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I wonder who her one phone call from jail was too? Asshole... I was going to ask that.... |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 9:46:24 PM EDT
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How many basement dwellers would jump on that? Time for an Arf poll. 
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:08:31 AM EDT
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Everyone wants to have freaky sex until its time to deal with the freak.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:19:29 AM EDT
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That's some weapons-grade crazy right there.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:21:47 AM EDT
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For a little perspective, there are "only" 10080 minutes in an entire 7-day week. And that includes 24 hours a day. Quote HistoryQuoted:
For a little perspective, there are "only" 10080 minutes in an entire 7-day week. And that includes 24 hours a day. I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? 27,639 times in a week, but also sent him 937 emails, 11,229 text messages, 117 sung messages and 47 letters How is that even possible? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:31:25 AM EDT
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I worked out the math.
I call bullshit unless she is a sex bot. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:32:32 AM EDT
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Bitches be cray.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:35:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? How is that even possible? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: For a little perspective, there are "only" 10080 minutes in an entire 7-day week. And that includes 24 hours a day. I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? 27,639 times in a week, but also sent him 937 emails, 11,229 text messages, 117 sung messages and 47 letters How is that even possible? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 3:51:18 AM EDT
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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Posted: 5/27/2016 5:38:14 AM EDT
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Bat shit crazy. EJECT big time.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 5:48:30 AM EDT
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Is that even possible?
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Posted: 5/27/2016 5:52:15 AM EDT
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Is that even possible? No. In other news from that site, a single 320lb shrimp was caught, picture shows like a 5 foot long fake pic. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 5:58:47 AM EDT
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I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? How is that even possible? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For a little perspective, there are "only" 10080 minutes in an entire 7-day week. And that includes 24 hours a day. I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? 27,639 times in a week, but also sent him 937 emails, 11,229 text messages, 117 sung messages and 47 letters How is that even possible? A call every 22 seconds for a week... Even with 8 phones I don't see how it is even possible... |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 6:00:19 AM EDT
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Obnoxious (and crazy)behavior no doubt, but couldn't he just not answer his phone, and ignore the emails? Is it really a crime to make lots of phone calls and texts and emails. And heaven forbid writing snail mail.
And "not gulty" |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 6:09:40 AM EDT
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I read the clip in the op and then the picture loaded. Lol. stalking level wizard.
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Posted: 5/27/2016 6:10:52 AM EDT
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would have badly taken her breakup with Randy Williams Would have? What? She didn't do it then? She just *would* have done it? Not sure what's worse. The bad copy on this or the fact that it "would" have been over someone she was only with for 2 weeks. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 6:11:00 AM EDT
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Kelly Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with Randy Williams, with whom she had had a relationship for two weeks. She is accused of using up to eight phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop. For the younuns here: THIS is why you never stick it in crazy. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 6:13:29 AM EDT
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I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? How is that even possible? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For a little perspective, there are "only" 10080 minutes in an entire 7-day week. And that includes 24 hours a day. I did the same calculations. What kind of magic did this chick use? 27,639 times in a week, but also sent him 937 emails, 11,229 text messages, 117 sung messages and 47 letters How is that even possible? 8 phones at a time apparently...Or Satirical story.. Sad part is i Can actually see it happening
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Posted: 5/27/2016 6:33:20 AM EDT
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Is that even possible? 
The important lesson is that no matter how pretty she is, or how great the sex, sometimes the juice ain't worth the squeeze. |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 7:00:56 AM EDT
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He must have tore that pussy up...
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Posted: 5/27/2016 7:06:19 AM EDT
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http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/Is-it-possible.gif The important lesson is that no matter how pretty she is, or how great the sex, sometimes the juice ain't worth the squeeze. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is that even possible? http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/Is-it-possible.gif The important lesson is that no matter how pretty she is, or how great the sex, sometimes the juice ain't worth the squeeze. alright oh wizard, how does one tell before hand? |
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Posted: 5/27/2016 7:09:15 AM EDT
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So Ronery
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