I honestly can't afford it...Was in a car wreck on the highway in march of 13, destroyed 3 disc in my neck and one in my lower back, also ripped up my left shoulder and wrist, but the worse damage was to my brain getting bounced around in my head..I have not worked since the wreck,been thru 3 major surgeries to try and repair/stabilize the worst of the damage..still hurt as bad today as I did after the wreck..Doc says I have a chemical imbalance in my brain, been fighting dizziness, nausea, vision issues, ringing ears, memory issues and a non stop migraine since the day of the wreck...I can't work, as a friend put it, I am a workman's comp claim looking for a place to happen, it is a fight trying to get help from the government because I am an old white guy who worked all his life. Heck I have managed to keep all the bills paid since the wreck until now between selling most everything I own and settling with my insurance on my UM coverages, but am down to a few bucks left in the bank...Don't know how I am going to pay the bills...Now with that said, life is good, happy to be alive and short of hell freezing over I am going to do my damnedest to make my world great again...Now with that said I really don't need a membership and others could use the pick me up more then me....

got no guns.

got no wife.

got no money.

got no rc cola.

I really want rc cola.

i don't care about guns.

i don't care about wife.

i don't care about money.

i only care about rc cola.

i live for rc cola.

rc cola is the best cola.

i would do anything for rc cola.

only fags don't drink rc cola.

if i could afford 87 rc colas i would indeed buy 87 rc colas.

as it is i can only afford 86 rc colas.

i'm one short.

i'm a sad rc cola warrior.

That's not fair, just not fair at all.

bet you got a great big bad of Flamin' Hot Cheese Curls though, so what are you complaining about?

arfcom doesnt accept EBT

That really sucks. I hope things get better for you soon.

Log out and then back in.

RCC1, you are a good man sir.

Arfcom is a great place when you see 14 team memberships gifted in the last 24 hours. (2 other threads)

flamin hot cheese curls go nuthin on rc cola.  Yeah, i've go plenty of flamin hot cheese curls.  they aint rc cola.

Dang RC, thank you, I didn't realize you had already decided before I posted, I should have went right back and edited it..But thank you, from my heart I will do my best to pay it forward when i have a few dollars...

My accident was an unfortunate incident. I was waiting in traffic and I got rear ended. I get out stepped out to far and got hit by a car in the other lane and l flew in the air approximately 87ft and knocked my pants off. I did not have on any underwear and was laying half naked in the middle of the road unconscious.

The officer at the scene woke me up and asked me were my pants are and if I need an ambulance. I told he l don't know we're my pants sre and I need an ambulance. The officer said he will get me a ambulance and he will have to cite for indecent exposure(2nd offence)and impeding traffic.

1st offence was 25yrs ago I met this hot chick at the bar and we go back to her place everything went great until I went to get me somthing to drink and saw a picture of my mom on the wall. I said hey who is that woman in this picture? She said that's my mom! WTF!!! I ran outta there and went to my mom's the next park over. I busted in my mom's door and before I can say anything my mom dad were standing in the livingroom naked and in the coner as a midget  in a bunny costume. WWWWTTTTFFFF!!! I LEAVE AND THE COPS ARE ALREADY OUTSIDE. got me for indecent exposure.

So I go to court to fight the charges and plea my case after I healed up from the accident. Judge calls me up and asks if I plea guilty or not guilty? I said not guilty and my belt buckle broke and pants fall down and that's right no underwear. The judge strikes the gavel and orders the bailiff to take me in to custody for contempt and indecent exposure.

I get out after 87 days in the hole and got a lawyer. Lawyer tells me I might have to register as a sex offender and do 87 yrs of solitary confinement. I ask what it would take for this to go away. He said 87 thousand and 87 yrs probation under the stipulation you wear underwear. I pay the lawyer in monthly payments and I bought me some boxers.

MY WIPERS DON'T WORK AND MY HORN DON'T BLOW BUT THERE ANI'T NOTHING WRONG WITH MY RADIO!

 

Holy shit it's Christmas around this place

RCC1 you are a very generous and kind individual. I salute you good sir!

 

I spent all of my life savings, and my future checks all on hookers and blow because the law of 87 told me to do so.

I just paid to have my leather seats replaced in my helicopter

Do any of you other old timers remember Queen For a Day from the 50s?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YW-uv3Ibm8

I have twins on the way. Add in a 3 year old to the mix that's over $3k in daycare expenses per month

$25 is serious business in this household!

My childhood was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.

My wife no longer believes in giving blowjobs.

I seriously laughed at that one. I never laugh.  Ever.

My daughter was born white.



My wife and I are both white.


I know...

I spent all my money on scotch and lifetime memberships.

Big blue rubber masturbating shoes would have been an insta-win.

In other news, the sky is blue.

I'm about

I can't buy a membership anymore. No matter how hard I try, it won't let me.

Cuddle?

I am taking my daughter to MUSC in Charleston SC on 2 June to start the process for me to donate a kidney to her.  Gotta save money to help pay for her lost wages and deductibles.  She has advanced IgA Nephropathy.  I skipped out on the re-up this year and put the money toward an account we have set up for her.  


Instead of giving me a re-up.  PM for info on how you can help her out.  

Better yet, are you A+ and have a kidney to spare in case I don't match?  PM and I will give you a phone number to call to get put on the donor list.

I made my $25 payment for my NRA life membership instead. I'll renew this one eventually.

And I was on my way to get Grandma out of the jail on the other side of the train tracks.



 

is there anyway you can break it to him that evolutionary wise, scientific wise, theory wise, it is believed that all humans originated from Africa? If as the theory goes all our ancestors came from Africa it would stand to reason that in effect we are all black, just that some of us are varying shades of lighter? So how can racism even be involved?

I am an oppressed white male.

RCC1..Much respect...Email inbound..

So far this year, I bought a new Z06 Corvette and $30K worth of antique/C&R guns.

Need to order a new Raptor when the order bank opens up.

Things are tight ................................

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good job RCC1