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Posted: 5/15/2016 1:37:03 AM EDT

I recently went to my daughter's dance performance. It was at a high school. My daughter goes to a charter school but her dance teachers sister is a dance teacher where the show was.

The French teacher that I banged a couple years ago walked by me and and came up to me and whispered about two sentences into my ear. She was with students. She would talk up a storm in French in bed and it was awesome.

She was smiling so I don't think it was anything bad. It definitely caught me off guard.

Do you have any CSB's like that?

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:42:18 AM EDT

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I grew up in a small town. Yes, yes I did.

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:44:43 AM EDT

[#2]

I thought you meant like......

Seeing your ex-wife again.

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:45:24 AM EDT

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I recently went to my daughter's dance performance. It was at a high school. My daughter goes to a charter school but her dance teachers sister is a dance teacher where the show was.

The French teacher that I banged a couple years ago walked by me and and came up to me and whispered about two sentences into my ear. She was with students. She would talk up a storm in French in bed and it was awesome.

She was smiling so I don't think it was anything bad. It definitely caught me off guard.

Do you have any CSB's like that?

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Weren't you still married to Mrs Mole Pussy a couple of years ago?

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:45:47 AM EDT

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Happens all the time. No big deal really.

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:45:56 AM EDT

[#5]

Try working with them.

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:47:03 AM EDT

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Seeing your ex-wife again.

Aloha, Mark

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I banged her last fall.

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:49:01 AM EDT

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Weren't you still married to Mrs Mole Pussy a couple of years ago?

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I recently went to my daughter's dance performance. It was at a high school. My daughter goes to a charter school but her dance teachers sister is a dance teacher where the show was.

The French teacher that I banged a couple years ago walked by me and and came up to me and whispered about two sentences into my ear. She was with students. She would talk up a storm in French in bed and it was awesome.

She was smiling so I don't think it was anything bad. It definitely caught me off guard.

Do you have any CSB's like that?

Weren't you still married to Mrs Mole Pussy a couple of years ago?

It's been about six years. Have you ever seen any mole action?

Posted: 5/15/2016 1:51:09 AM EDT

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I thought you meant like......

Seeing your ex-wife again.

Aloha, Mark

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Tell her I want the dog back.

Posted: 5/15/2016 2:15:39 AM EDT

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Ha, this is GD. I'm a Virgin.

Posted: 5/15/2016 2:22:33 AM EDT

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That was then. This is now.

Posted: 5/15/2016 2:27:43 AM EDT

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This.

Posted: 5/15/2016 2:27:48 AM EDT

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I was at a friends kids birthday party once and there were three women in the kitchen that I had banged.
The one chicks son looked frighteningly like my own son. I got some weird looks and my buddies sister even commented on it.
The chick had the kid years before I ever fucked her though.

Posted: 5/15/2016 2:32:42 AM EDT

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I was on Linked In a few weeks back and decided to check out their suggested connections.

One was an ex-GF of mine that I haven't heard from in almost 30 years. It was under her married name and the only work history we had in common was her summer job during college where I used to work. It was somewhere completely unrelated to her degree or profession, so I really doubt she mentions it in her profile. Fortunately I knew enough not to click on her name or it would have showed her that I had read it. No idea how it knew that I knew her.

That's the closet I've come to running into anyone.

Posted: 5/15/2016 2:35:18 AM EDT

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This.

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Posted: 5/15/2016 3:10:37 AM EDT

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Ha, this is GD. I'm a Virgin.

This.

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And I turn 51 this Fall. I hope to change my status before then, and move to my own house.

Posted: 5/15/2016 3:11:54 AM EDT

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When I was young I'd think to myself "yeah, I hit that." Now I really don't care.

Posted: 5/15/2016 3:20:57 AM EDT

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I dated two sisters that lived across from my parents. Hell, one of them still lives there until she finds out how long she'll be locked up in state jail for. I see them every so often.

Posted: 5/15/2016 3:24:14 AM EDT

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I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!

Posted: 5/15/2016 4:24:53 AM EDT

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Going to my 40th High School reunion later this summer. From the facebook chatter look's like there will be four there with husbands in toe that experienced the Beast way way back in the day. haven't seen some of them in 30 plus years. Should be interesting.

Posted: 5/15/2016 4:43:29 AM EDT

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This.

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Pretty much. Rule 1: Know your audience.

Posted: 5/15/2016 4:49:01 AM EDT

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I'll blow my own fucking head off if you can tell me the name of that cat!

Posted: 5/15/2016 4:49:56 AM EDT

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You said people, tell us about the men.

Posted: 5/15/2016 4:51:01 AM EDT

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HA!! IN TOE! I love it!

Posted: 5/15/2016 4:51:28 AM EDT

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On a recent trip to Colorado. I had lunch with the girl that I took to my Jr. Prom. We were pretty much friends in High School. But prom night....Drinks, dancing...Going to a punk show.....It was nice to be remembered. Other than that. I live FAR away from any chance of EVER seeing an ex. Like it that way.

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Posted: 5/15/2016 5:27:39 AM EDT

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

Posted: 5/15/2016 5:39:01 AM EDT

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I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:09:46 AM EDT

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I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

Agreed.

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:16:11 AM EDT

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I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

Truth.

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:22:13 AM EDT

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Yep. Not one. I've seen a few of them, continued on my way, if that happened to be the same direction as them... I changed my direction. They are ex's for a reason

Edit: that was supposed to be quoting the whole "I'm still friends with them" and grays response

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:31:56 AM EDT

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I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

Do they point and laugh?

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:45:15 AM EDT

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Years ago when I was with my first love it would be weird when we'd go somewhere where her friends were. Her friends were very accomodating when they weren't around her.

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:48:28 AM EDT

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

Agreed.

I'm still friends with one of my ex-GFs.

My wife is the one that had originally fixed me up with this girl back when my wife and I were in college and this girl was the HS age sister of one of my other friends who came down to visit him on campus.

My wife and I talk to her a few times a year. If we lived near each other, we would probably hang out together.

Posted: 5/15/2016 6:49:54 AM EDT

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I had one where we ended up being the Best Man and Maid of Honor at the same wedding after a very hostile breakup.

So, I did the adult thing and was over the top nice to her the whole night. However I knew two things going into it. She will down every drink you put into her hand until she hits the floor, and second that one of the groomsmen really wanted to sleep with her. So I let him know she was an easy drunk. The last time I saw her she was puking beside the dance floor and the brides mother escorted her out.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:07:39 AM EDT

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I was on Linked In a few weeks back and decided to check out their suggested connections.

One was an ex-GF of mine that I haven't heard from in almost 30 years. It was under her married name and the only work history we had in common was her summer job during college where I used to work. It was somewhere completely unrelated to her degree or profession, so I really doubt she mentions it in her profile. Fortunately I knew enough not to click on her name or it would have showed her that I had read it. No idea how it knew that I knew her.

That's the closet I've come to running into anyone.

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It is because she looked you up most likely. It will show them as a suggested connection if they have visited your profile.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:18:17 AM EDT

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They are all ex's that I needed, to get experience to land the elusive Mrs. O.

Cant say I would find them attractive today.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:23:14 AM EDT

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I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

I may be friendly to one or two but we are not friends . I did get a friend request from an ex from about 16 years ago on facebook. She is a hot large breasted nurse and is married her husband has cancer . I think she was trying to plan for the future . I am not it . It was amusing to me to see that in action.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:31:35 AM EDT

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Ran into my ex gf at the gun range. We talked for a bit, caught up on the last 5 years, not a big deal, but I always try to end things on good terms.

She is now on her 5th husband and has a kid with each.

Her mom has been married 10 times for reference.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:32:43 AM EDT

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Pretty much the same deal for me. I would say its more of I am friendly with most of them when I run into them around my small town but not really the friends I spend my time with.

Situation can make going to the post office or the supermarket a bit interesting

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:33:39 AM EDT

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Unlike a lot of you sluts, my list ain't that long and I'm still pretty good friends with most of em.

I'm not.

Literally not a single one.

Better that way.

Agreed.

Doesn't work quite so well in a small town

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:36:17 AM EDT

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I still hear from her from time to time catching up on old times. Shes married with two kids with a guy she met awhile back.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:36:44 AM EDT

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I grew up here and moved back. I have a rule about dating someone from my own city. I don't.

Posted: 5/15/2016 7:58:41 AM EDT

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Going to my 40th High School reunion later this summer. From the facebook chatter look's like there will be four there with husbands in toe that experienced the Beast way way back in the day. haven't seen some of them in 30 plus years. Should be interesting.

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You slept with 4 dudes who ended up marrying chicks you went to school with? Wow, pretty incredible odds there.

Posted: 5/15/2016 9:26:07 AM EDT

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Had a stalker once after a quick fling, it was not fun, driving down the road next thing you know you glance in your rear view and there she is with her BFF riding your ass and flipping you off.

Posted: 5/15/2016 9:29:01 AM EDT

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Shut your fat ass Rainy!!

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Posted: 5/15/2016 9:29:57 AM EDT

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I was at a friends kids birthday party once and there were three women in the kitchen that I had banged.
The one chicks son looked frighteningly like my own son. I got some weird looks and my buddies sister even commented on it.
The chick had the kid years before I ever fucked her though.

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This post make me look to see if you were from West Virginia or somewhere else like that

Posted: 5/15/2016 9:35:49 AM EDT

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Back in 1979 (yes, I'm older than dirt) I had a three way with my wife (now ex) and her younger sister who always had a crush on me.

Fast forward to 2002 and my daughter by my ex is getting married.

So of course my ex (and several of her family) is there and I see her brother in law there who I knew before I met my ex. He's chatting with a woman, I walk up and talk to him for around 20 minutes.

He finally says...."Well Lori we better get ready"

OH SHIT!!!

It's my ex's younger sister who hasn't aged well at all. I didn't recognize her OR speak to her.

Keep in mind, my current wife knows the whole story, so I walk over to my wife and explain what just happened.

She starts laughing and says "You screwed her and wouldn't even talk to her"

I truly felt like shit.