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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:09:50 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. What's your horse's name? |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:11:36 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. Are you a horse chick? |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:12:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. Hmm. Sounds like a horse chick has entered the thread. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:17:45 PM EDT
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And she's single, very pretty. The last horse chick I dated didn't end well. My head tells me to eject but my other head tells me to FO. If she has red hair and is an ER nurse who also sells essential oils online....go for it.... |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:26:10 PM EDT
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Most horse chicks are fucking nuts.
Don't date the crazy. Crazy = Nurses, School Teachers, Psych Majors (or any chick in the psych field) ER NURSES are TRIPLE CRAZY. Stay the fuck away. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:36:26 PM EDT
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Without pointing a finger at anyone in this thread, every horse woman I've known thought they were some kind of great catch, God's little gift to mankind. I don't want to paint with a broad brush, but every one I've known, and the number is north of twenty, was far, far more trouble and headache than she was worth. Without the horses they may have been great people, but the horse thing is like a drug addiction that they can't control.
Imagine Jeep + Harley x 1000 One I knew was the beneficiary of a large trust fund with a $250k yearly payout. She didn't work and spent 80% of the money on horses, horse property or horse gear. She lived in a shit little, cheap ass apartment and drove a beater car that was falling apart. She was hotter than fuck, but every thought in her head was "horses". The only time she even wanted to fuck was just after getting off a horse. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:39:27 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse.  
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:02:34 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. 
A guy who's ready to date a woman doesn't go running to an Internet forum or anyone else to ask if he should. A man who starts threads on an Internet forum with the goal of hearing a bunch of other guys ridicule women and call them crazy isn't ready to date anyone, as he has the maturity of a 12 year old. You did one or the other. And it's not like these exact opinions haven't been expressed 8700 times before this. Maybe more. This thread is bad, and you should feel bad. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:04:06 PM EDT
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What's your horse's name? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. What's your horse's name? I have a dog and a cat. No horses. 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:05:29 PM EDT
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My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. My answer wasn't predicated on anything having to do with a horse. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:08:27 PM EDT
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. No kidding, dude. I Iearned that one the hard way. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:25:52 PM EDT
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http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Despicable-Me-Minion-Saying-What.gif A guy who's ready to date a woman doesn't go running to an Internet forum or anyone else to ask if he should. A man who starts threads on an Internet forum with the goal of hearing a bunch of other guys ridicule women and call them crazy isn't ready to date anyone, as he has the maturity of a 12 year old. You did one or the other. And it's not like these exact opinions haven't been expressed 8700 times before this. Maybe more. This thread is bad, and you should feel bad. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Despicable-Me-Minion-Saying-What.gif A guy who's ready to date a woman doesn't go running to an Internet forum or anyone else to ask if he should. A man who starts threads on an Internet forum with the goal of hearing a bunch of other guys ridicule women and call them crazy isn't ready to date anyone, as he has the maturity of a 12 year old. You did one or the other. And it's not like these exact opinions haven't been expressed 8700 times before this. Maybe more. This thread is bad, and you should feel bad. That's the joke. Honestly, who would be surprised if this woman doesn't even exist? It's a funny stereotype, no need to get all defensive. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:29:23 PM EDT
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That's the joke. Honestly, who would be surprised if this woman doesn't even exist? It's a funny stereotype, no need to get all defensive. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Despicable-Me-Minion-Saying-What.gif A guy who's ready to date a woman doesn't go running to an Internet forum or anyone else to ask if he should. A man who starts threads on an Internet forum with the goal of hearing a bunch of other guys ridicule women and call them crazy isn't ready to date anyone, as he has the maturity of a 12 year old. You did one or the other. And it's not like these exact opinions haven't been expressed 8700 times before this. Maybe more. This thread is bad, and you should feel bad. That's the joke. Honestly, who would be surprised if this woman doesn't even exist? It's a funny stereotype, no need to get all defensive. Meh. He does this all the time. First with his FiveSolas account, and now with this one. The joke (if it is one) is mighty worn out by now. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:33:10 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. I must have been in the shallowest mother fucking pool then. 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:39:17 PM EDT
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How does OP feel about shoveling horse shit and throwing bales of hay?
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:49:25 PM EDT
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My answer wasn't predicated on anything having to do with a horse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. My answer wasn't predicated on anything having to do with a horse. OK, fair enough. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:57:30 PM EDT
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go for it!
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Posted: 5/1/2016 2:59:44 PM EDT
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And a red head. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. And a red head. Named tiffany |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 4:28:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh. He does this all the time. First with his FiveSolas account, and now with this one. The joke (if it is one) is mighty worn out by now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Despicable-Me-Minion-Saying-What.gif A guy who's ready to date a woman doesn't go running to an Internet forum or anyone else to ask if he should. A man who starts threads on an Internet forum with the goal of hearing a bunch of other guys ridicule women and call them crazy isn't ready to date anyone, as he has the maturity of a 12 year old. You did one or the other. And it's not like these exact opinions haven't been expressed 8700 times before this. Maybe more. This thread is bad, and you should feel bad. That's the joke. Honestly, who would be surprised if this woman doesn't even exist? It's a funny stereotype, no need to get all defensive. Meh. He does this all the time. First with his FiveSolas account, and now with this one. The joke (if it is one) is mighty worn out by now. Then why are you here? I mean, this thread appears to annoy you, so why go places that annoy you_ |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 4:39:00 PM EDT
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Then why are you here? I mean, this thread appears to annoy you, so why go places that annoy you_ Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He does this all the time. First with his FiveSolas account, and now with this one. The joke (if it is one) is mighty worn out by now. Then why are you here? I mean, this thread appears to annoy you, so why go places that annoy you_ On the contrary. I'm quite entertained. Not quite as entertained as when I told a bunch of single moms that men should have the right to terminate financial responsibility for unwanted pregnancies/children prior to the legal limit for the woman to be able to obtain an abortion, but entertained nonetheless. They were discussing how to secretly go after a guy for child support after he expressed that he wanted nothing to do with an unplanned pregnancy. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 4:46:30 PM EDT
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I've been around a LOT of horse chicks, dated 'em, lived on a horse farm where they congregated.
They are all bat-shit crazy. Every last one of them.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 4:48:34 PM EDT
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My wife is a horse chick. They're all batshit crazy and expensive. The biggest expense in my life now is the hobby farm we own down the road. Horses, tractor, feed, hay, fencing, barn, tack room, feed, hay, etc etc etc. you said hay twice Have you ever been around a horse. They eat to live and live to eat. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:05:40 PM EDT
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Married one. I'm OK with it. I married one too, luckily she's not a redhead. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:13:03 PM EDT
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My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. Take a few riding lessons, then come back and report. Quoted:
How does OP feel about shoveling horse shit and throwing bales of hay? It beats the shit out of treadmills, exercise bikes, and rowing machines. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:18:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ocala? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've got to ask, OP you're not originally from Florida are you? No, but I've been here most my life. I knew it. I spent my childhood in what used to be a nice city in Central Florida back in the 1980s' that had a lot of horse farms. If you from there, you wouldn't even need to ask that question. Ocala?  |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:21:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP gonna get pegged with a horse dildo and have his colon ruptured like the guy from Boing. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:25:08 PM EDT
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So are you going to fo or not OP? Update us on your thought process.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:32:05 PM EDT
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stay away from this woman.
Want property? cool, I bet she does too. oh wait, it has to be well manicured and fenced off pasture...well thats expensive. But owning one horse shouldn't be that bad right? oh wait. theyre companion animals...they need some horse friends. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:39:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2016 5:50:28 PM EDT
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Shes not a horse chick if she has another job. PERIOD. Only the dedicated have a horse barn and do it 24/7. THEN she can earn "horse chick". Until then, just a tourist. I have 18 hay burners outside right now, so yes, I am an expert.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:02:35 PM EDT
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What's the worst that could happen? He could lose a kidney, or his balls... horse chicks are 87 kinds of crazy. .. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:05:16 PM EDT
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Have you ever been around a horse. They eat to live and live to eat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife is a horse chick. They're all batshit crazy and expensive. The biggest expense in my life now is the hobby farm we own down the road. Horses, tractor, feed, hay, fencing, barn, tack room, feed, hay, etc etc etc. you said hay twice Have you ever been around a horse. They eat to live and live to eat. Sounds like a Blazing Saddles joke.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:11:57 PM EDT
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Take a few riding lessons, then come back and report. It beats the shit out of treadmills, exercise bikes, and rowing machines. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. Take a few riding lessons, then come back and report. Quoted:
How does OP feel about shoveling horse shit and throwing bales of hay? It beats the shit out of treadmills, exercise bikes, and rowing machines. Yeah, I've done all of that shit. My uncle used to raise hackney ponies and I've spent a fair amount of time around them. I know the drill. Horses are stupid, 4 legged pissing shit machines that are more trouble than they are worth. Outside of transportation, betting on races & warfare the best things that horses produce are glue and jello.
Sorry, I hate horses. They are best seen at someone elses farm, where you don't have to do any of the work required to maintain them and you can keep them at a distance. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:13:05 PM EDT
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You mean should you leave your moms basement? I wouldn't, if I were you
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:16:31 PM EDT
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What sucks is that there are a lot of extremely hot and fit horse women due to their sport... but ALL, not 87%, not half, ALL of the ones I have been with have been batshit.
No FO. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:30:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, I've done all of that shit. My uncle used to raise hackney ponies and I've spent a fair amount of time around them. I know the drill. Horses are stupid, 4 legged pissing shit machines that are more trouble than they are worth. Outside of transportation, betting on races & warfare the best things that horses produce are glue and jello. Sorry, I hate horses. They are best seen at someone elses farm, where you don't have to do any of the work required to maintain them and you can keep them at a distance. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. My dear there is absolutely nothing sophisticated about riding a horse. Take a few riding lessons, then come back and report. Quoted: How does OP feel about shoveling horse shit and throwing bales of hay? It beats the shit out of treadmills, exercise bikes, and rowing machines. Yeah, I've done all of that shit. My uncle used to raise hackney ponies and I've spent a fair amount of time around them. I know the drill. Horses are stupid, 4 legged pissing shit machines that are more trouble than they are worth. Outside of transportation, betting on races & warfare the best things that horses produce are glue and jello. Sorry, I hate horses. They are best seen at someone elses farm, where you don't have to do any of the work required to maintain them and you can keep them at a distance.  |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:44:44 PM EDT
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I have a friend who is a horse girl who is fairly normal. Though I don't live with her.
Basically though you compete with an animal who is perfect. I'd date one- just not marry one: 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:45:28 PM EDT
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I dated one for a while. One Horse, Nurse and two inside cats. Never again....Yes, the sex is good, but I'll never use my real name or cell phone again
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:53:44 PM EDT
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Now I have just heard this but the rumor on the street is that horse ladies have really sloppy messed up nether regions. YMMV... That's not my experience at all. Toned, tight, and excellent Kegel muscles are the norm. Of course, I favored dressage and hunter jumper chicks - no idea about other types. Some of the best summers of my teenage life were spent mucking stalls and working a lunge line at a local stable. Being surrounded by bored, monied older women was absolutely glorious. It's a smile on my face that my wife will NEVER figure out
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:54:31 PM EDT
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Ocala was never and still isn't "nice". That place has always given me the creeps. Like rich people who happen the be like the folks fromThe Hills Have Eyes.
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I've got to ask, OP you're not originally from Florida are you? No, but I've been here most my life. I knew it. I spent my childhood in what used to be a nice city in Central Florida back in the 1980s' that had a lot of horse farms. If you from there, you wouldn't even need to ask that question. Ocala?
Thats ok, I always though Miami was third world shit hole. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 6:58:10 PM EDT
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What's the worst that could happen? She feeds you a sugar cube and a few carrots, then the next thing you know you wake up as a Gelding. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 7:44:06 PM EDT
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. No, she's a retail manager So... She needs someone to come to horse events,with her and eventually mortgage himself to the hilt to buy her horse, right? |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 7:46:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2016 7:52:29 PM EDT
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The only thing that's running trough my mind right now is a girl with a fetish for bondage, latex and wearing hooves, a bridle and a buttplug tail.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
(Yeah! I have a filthy mind, better wear waders when you walk inside).
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Posted: 5/1/2016 7:59:31 PM EDT
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Well I will say one thing after having been dragged to countless horse shows is that is the nicest looking group of women butts in one place. The view makes watching horses run around in circles more bearable.
If you're a butt guy it could be worth putting up with it. My experience will all women is they're at the bare minimum batshit crazy so might as well enjoy what they offer. It was and still is for me. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 8:02:17 PM EDT
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. or a Red head....or a Teacher...... |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 8:30:45 PM EDT
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I am confused about one thing tho... Does money attract horses? .. Or do horses attract money?? Just Saying.... |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:00:05 PM EDT
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I married one.
1. She loves the horse(s). My wife loves me very much. Perhaps more than I really deserve. But if forced her to make the decision between me and her horses, she would choose the horses. It's a part of who she is. No different than if she said to you to choose between her and the guns you have. 2. She will want you to share in the experience. So if your icky sicky around things like horse shit and shit mud and piss...then...well...you may suffer. Same thing with helping out with things like shoveling the shit, stacking hay, feeding them, cleaning them, etc. It all smells bad. It's a lot of work too. 3. Fuckers are expensive. Period. Between hay, tack, medications, trimmings/shoes, shit for the land they roam on...shit adds up. Quickly. 4. My wife can ride...if you catch my drift  |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:05:59 PM EDT
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Posting here made me remember why I fell for my wife and all her crazy expensive horseshit. I mean that both literally and figuratively.
This was the first pic she ever sent me when we starting talking. 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:10:09 PM EDT
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There are two kinds of horse chicks: you can't afford either one.
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