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Posted: 4/3/2016 11:46:21 PM EDT
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A local selection
https://www.springspreserve.org/assets/pdf/events_springplantsale_list.pdf I have a bunch of this planted: Phyllostachys nigra |
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Posted: 4/3/2016 11:47:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/3/2016 11:47:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cannabaceae Tagetes sp. Viola x writtrockiana  |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:32:20 AM EDT
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Brassica napus, Rapeseed, also known as rape. If approved you could say the HOA allows rape.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:35:30 AM EDT
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lemon Paltry
but they can go to lemonparty.com to learn more Don't go to the website above unless you like to see old men having sex |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:36:45 AM EDT
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In for the outcome. If it's 1/10 as good as last year it'll still be an adventure. What happened last year? |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:40:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What happened last year? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In for the outcome. If it's 1/10 as good as last year it'll still be an adventure. What happened last year? |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:50:59 AM EDT
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Given that I have to get approval for any plant or seed that I would like to plant in my yard, I sent a letter to the HOA requesting their approval to plant some annuals. Though I was hoping that they would say "OK", they wrote back saying that I have to list the annuals I wish them to consider. What I want to do is give them the scientific names for as many plants as I can. I'll start with common plants, but then I'd like the names of those plants that look, um, well, kinda raunchy. I think a couple thousand will keep them busy for a while. It is an automatic approval if it takes them more than 45 days to reply. I'll have some plants commonly planted here salted throughout the list so that if they disapprove outright, they will disallow the plants of many in the neighborhood. I appreciate that many would never live where they are subject to an HOA so there is no need to state that in this thread. Edit: Noxious, poisonous, and dangerous plants are forbidden by covenant as are "unsightly" plants, but I will let them try to determine what is unsightly. What if you don't plant them? Sometimes plants grow on their own. Birdshit or something carried the seeds!  Maybe the seeds you plant were mislabeled!
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:53:48 AM EDT
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Zea Mays. Also Zea spp. I would add a list of local native plants. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:56:08 AM EDT
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I like the cut of your jib.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:59:22 AM EDT
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What happened last year? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In for the outcome. If it's 1/10 as good as last year it'll still be an adventure. What happened last year? Corn, that's what happened...
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Posted: 4/4/2016 1:01:22 AM EDT
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Hey, you signed the covenant.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 1:01:57 AM EDT
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This is so not tagged.
Too lazy to look for name this late, but sumac would be a good one. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:27:06 AM EDT
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What if you don't plant them? Sometimes plants grow on their own. Birdshit or something carried the seeds! Maybe the seeds you plant were mislabeled!Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Given that I have to get approval for any plant or seed that I would like to plant in my yard, I sent a letter to the HOA requesting their approval to plant some annuals. Though I was hoping that they would say "OK", they wrote back saying that I have to list the annuals I wish them to consider. What I want to do is give them the scientific names for as many plants as I can. I'll start with common plants, but then I'd like the names of those plants that look, um, well, kinda raunchy. I think a couple thousand will keep them busy for a while. It is an automatic approval if it takes them more than 45 days to reply. I'll have some plants commonly planted here salted throughout the list so that if they disapprove outright, they will disallow the plants of many in the neighborhood. I appreciate that many would never live where they are subject to an HOA so there is no need to state that in this thread. Edit: Noxious, poisonous, and dangerous plants are forbidden by covenant as are "unsightly" plants, but I will let them try to determine what is unsightly. What if you don't plant them? Sometimes plants grow on their own. Birdshit or something carried the seeds! Maybe the seeds you plant were mislabeled!That was how the watermelon came to be. The HCOA still hated it. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:29:07 AM EDT
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Hey, you signed the covenant. And the HCOA is partner to that agreement. Mind you that the agreement said nothing about corn. Only dangerous, obnoxious, poisonous and unsightly plants were disallowed. The HCOA has bylaws which they are to follow and they cannot rule by fiat. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:29:46 AM EDT
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And the HCOA is partner to that agreement. Mind you that the agreement said nothing about corn. Only dangerous, obnoxious, poisonous and unsightly plants were disallowed. The HCOA has bylaws which they are to follow and they cannot rule by fiat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey, you signed the covenant. And the HCOA is partner to that agreement. Mind you that the agreement said nothing about corn. Only dangerous, obnoxious, poisonous and unsightly plants were disallowed. The HCOA has bylaws which they are to follow and they cannot rule by fiat. Wait. This hasn't come out as a troll thread yet? This shit is for real? 
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:33:25 AM EDT
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Lose your passive-aggressive approach.
Just give them the list. If you think the HOA Board won't see through your not-so-clever plan - you're wrong. If I had to review it I'd take my sweet time and give you a ruling in August. When you whine about the delay I'd tell you to stop whining because you started the problem with your silly 500-item list. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:38:08 AM EDT
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Lose your passive-aggressive approach. Just give them the list. If you think the HOA Board won't see through your not-so-clever plan - you're wrong. If I had to review it I'd take my sweet time and give you a ruling in August. When you whine about the delay I'd tell you to stop whining because you started the problem with your silly 500-item list. That wouldn't work since according to the OP, the HOA has 45 days to rule or it is automatically approved. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:41:54 AM EDT
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Lose your passive-aggressive approach. Just give them the list. If you think the HOA Board won't see through your not-so-clever plan - you're wrong. If I had to review it I'd take my sweet time and give you a ruling in August. When you whine about the delay I'd tell you to stop whining because you started the problem with your silly 500-item list. So how long have you been president of your HOA? Do you make the other board members call you sir? |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:53:19 AM EDT
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These are legit
Clitoris Bulbaris Sperminis Ivy lex vomitoria Lobelia siphilitica Amorphophallus titanus Clitoria ternatea Clitoria pedunculata 
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:54:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/4/2016 11:56:35 AM EDT
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Zea mays
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:14:43 PM EDT
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Andropogon gayanus Kunth
Botryotinia fuckeliana Narcissus assoanus Dufour Rubus cockburnianus Hemsl Silybum |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:18:40 PM EDT
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Fukufukisehowl
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:23:03 PM EDT
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Be sure to print out out and mail it. Don't make it too easy to copy paste of an email.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:23:29 PM EDT
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OST
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:24:22 PM EDT
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Musa acuminata
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:28:57 PM EDT
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Musa acuminata Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile 
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:29:08 PM EDT
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Don't you live in Alabama? Start the list with:
Camellia japonica L (State flower) |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 12:30:37 PM EDT
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parthenocicus quinquifolia
Virginia Creeper |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 2:48:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Lose your passive-aggressive approach. Just give them the list. If you think the HOA Board won't see through your not-so-clever plan - you're wrong. If I had to review it I'd take my sweet time and give you a ruling in August. When you whine about the delay I'd tell you to stop whining because you started the problem with your silly 500-item list. I've a new plan for a different approach. I will simply use the bylaws and covenants to present my request which if they choose to reject, they will be rejecting their own policies. Maybe later I will submit the list which should they reject it, I have a plan for too. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:13:14 PM EDT
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Wait. This hasn't come out as a troll thread yet? This shit is for real? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey, you signed the covenant. And the HCOA is partner to that agreement. Mind you that the agreement said nothing about corn. Only dangerous, obnoxious, poisonous and unsightly plants were disallowed. The HCOA has bylaws which they are to follow and they cannot rule by fiat. Wait. This hasn't come out as a troll thread yet? This shit is for real? You must have missed last years corn thread. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:18:26 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Given that I have to get approval for any plant or seed that I would like to plant in my yard, I sent a letter to the HOA requesting their approval to plant some annuals. Though I was hoping that they would say "OK", they wrote back saying that I have to list the annuals I wish them to consider. What I want to do is give them the scientific names for as many plants as I can. I'll start with common plants, but then I'd like the names of those plants that look, um, well, kinda raunchy. I think a couple thousand will keep them busy for a while. It is an automatic approval if it takes them more than 45 days to reply. I'll have some plants commonly planted here salted throughout the list so that if they disapprove outright, they will disallow the plants of many in the neighborhood. I appreciate that many would never live where they are subject to an HOA so there is no need to state that in this thread. Edit: Noxious, poisonous, and dangerous plants are forbidden by covenant as are "unsightly" plants, but I will let them try to determine what is unsightly. Make sure that list is neatly hand written. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:23:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:24:25 PM EDT
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Nicotiana tabacum - obvious
Papaver somniferum - opium |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:24:57 PM EDT
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Dikfer
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:27:56 PM EDT
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You must have missed last years corn thread. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey, you signed the covenant. And the HCOA is partner to that agreement. Mind you that the agreement said nothing about corn. Only dangerous, obnoxious, poisonous and unsightly plants were disallowed. The HCOA has bylaws which they are to follow and they cannot rule by fiat. Wait. This hasn't come out as a troll thread yet? This shit is for real? You must have missed last years corn thread. I don't know how the hell anyone could have missed that epicness, with the thread here, the facebook page, the local television news coverage, etc... 
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:30:06 PM EDT
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toxicodendron radicans - poison ivy
cannabis sativa - Weed Erythroxylum coca - Coca plant (to derive cocaine) Catha edulis - Khat psilocybe cubensis - Magic Mushrooms Taraxacum officinale - Dandelion weed (If you actually planted a bed of dandelion's that would be epic) Solanum lycopersicum - Tomatos And so in for this one again... |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:30:46 PM EDT
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Cotton grows in AL, correct?
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:32:36 PM EDT
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I think cannabis should be on that list somewhere, lulz.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:33:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tag for Kenmack HOA shenanigans thread. Give em hell! This |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:35:00 PM EDT
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Just throw a few hundred kudzu seeds in the presidents yard and call it a day. Make sure to complain about his improper maintained grass and un approved plants and pretty flowers.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 3:36:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Our ACC would reject it without specifics. Resubmit with map showing what goes where. The lady who handles that has nothing but time. CavVet HOA President. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:15:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So how long have you been president of your HOA? Do you make the other board members call you sir? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lose your passive-aggressive approach. Just give them the list. If you think the HOA Board won't see through your not-so-clever plan - you're wrong. If I had to review it I'd take my sweet time and give you a ruling in August. When you whine about the delay I'd tell you to stop whining because you started the problem with your silly 500-item list. So how long have you been president of your HOA? Do you make the other board members call you sir? We ran our HOA out of business <1 year after the houses were built. Sure - you can call me Sir. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:20:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've a new plan for a different approach. I will simply use the bylaws and covenants to present my request which if they choose to reject, they will be rejecting their own policies. Maybe later I will submit the list which should they reject it, I have a plan for too. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lose your passive-aggressive approach. Just give them the list. If you think the HOA Board won't see through your not-so-clever plan - you're wrong. If I had to review it I'd take my sweet time and give you a ruling in August. When you whine about the delay I'd tell you to stop whining because you started the problem with your silly 500-item list. I've a new plan for a different approach. I will simply use the bylaws and covenants to present my request which if they choose to reject, they will be rejecting their own policies. Maybe later I will submit the list which should they reject it, I have a plan for too. Look - you can name 3-4 topmost genera that will encompass 90% of the blooming annuals and perennials you are likely to have access to (e.g. 'Compositae"). Tens of thousands of flowers are part of the genera. And its highly unlikely that anyone will have a clue what you are talking about because understanding horticultural families is a PIA unless you are hardcore or educated in the field. |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:27:13 PM EDT
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.... why not just give them a list of every fucking thing?
Heres 10k to start with. http://www.vplants.org/resources/plant_checklist.html And heres the rest... less organized though. http://www.theplantlist.org/ |
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:29:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:42:35 PM EDT
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Guys .... Genus species. Watch your caps to keep the biomazies happy
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:57:59 PM EDT
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Don't forget Cnidoscolus stimulosus with its lovely small white flowers. Perfect for planting in window boxes.
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Posted: 4/4/2016 4:59:20 PM EDT
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Aimless-
I was vp a few years, they all know who I am and how I roll. The old board had enough and all wanted out. We went to the meeting, I was drafted back on, then pretty much appointed unanimously. It wasn't something I asked for nor solicited. My agenda has been delegate, delegate, delegate. So far it works! |
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