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Posted: 2/22/2016 11:00:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:02:52 AM EDT
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Just think, if brodozers were around back then he could have just bought one of those to compensate and saved a whole lot of lives.  
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:03:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:06:06 AM EDT
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Why did you think German tanks kept getting bigger and bigger?
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:06:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:09:26 AM EDT
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Penis surgery and a plastic nut would have restored his manhood.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:14:13 AM EDT
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If that makes some people feel better go ahead and rip hitler up. Nobody gives a shit really. In reality the rest of us who look at all that as ancient history get a chuckle at the insecurity of people who can’t move on.

My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude



Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:15:52 AM EDT
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Careful..  the left uses the same shit like that on gun owners.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:18:39 AM EDT
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IDK but you can't   say he didn't have big guns [:|
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:19:17 AM EDT
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That one was really pimp, too bad we took the other one to place in our museum.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:19:47 AM EDT
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So the song was right all these years?
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:24:06 AM EDT
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The Nazis still had the coolest uniforms.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:24:58 AM EDT
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Just think, if brodozers were around back then he could have just bought one of those to compensate and saved a whole lot of lives.  
Why did you think German tanks kept getting bigger and bigger?


To counter larger and upgraded versions of the T-34 tank and self-propelled guns.
The ,"Joseph Stalin," tank with a 122mm gun and significantly more armor immediately comes to mind.
Some of these models where used by the NVA in the Vietnam Conflict.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:25:37 AM EDT
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The Master Race.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:26:25 AM EDT
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To counter larger and upgraded versions of the T-34 tank and self-propelled guns.

The ,"Joseph Stalin," tank with a 122mm gun and significantly more armor immediately comes to mind.

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Just think, if brodozers were around back then he could have just bought one of those to compensate and saved a whole lot of lives.  
Why did you think German tanks kept getting bigger and bigger?




To counter larger and upgraded versions of the T-34 tank and self-propelled guns.

The ,"Joseph Stalin," tank with a 122mm gun and significantly more armor immediately comes to mind.

Well, ain't you a peach.  Bet you're fun at parties, Mr. Killington.

 
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:26:32 AM EDT
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If that makes some people feel better go ahead and rip hitler up. Nobody gives a shit really. In reality the rest of us who look at all that as ancient history get a chuckle at the insecurity of people who can’t move on.



My dick got a Caesar do,

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
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Micky Avalon?



I love breaking that song out when my wife has the suburban hipster moms over.  Never fails to elicit a



 
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:27:34 AM EDT
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If this is true then what does that say about all "normal" German men who followed him?  How bout we just stick to the story where a nut, with very large political aspirations, gained power in small increments, lying and deceiving when he needed to until the moment came to go for the big prize.  Its been happening here since the sixties.  Maybe the socialists here are not as smart or as motivated as the Nazis were.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:27:46 AM EDT
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I love breaking that song out when my wife has the suburban hipster moms over.  Never fails to elicit a
 
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My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude



Micky Avalon?

I love breaking that song out when my wife has the suburban hipster moms over.  Never fails to elicit a
 



Awesome stuff!
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:28:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:31:46 AM EDT
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Just think, if brodozers were around back then he could have just bought one of those to compensate and saved a whole lot of lives.  
Why did you think German tanks kept getting bigger and bigger?


To counter larger and upgraded versions of the T-34 tank and self-propelled guns.
The ,"Joseph Stalin," tank with a 122mm gun and significantly more armor immediately comes to mind.

Well, ain't you a peach.  Bet you're fun at parties, Mr. Killington.  


It is possible also that the Soviets built their larger tanks in response to capturing German tanks and making determinations about the best options available to them at the time.
Several were captured by the Red Army as a result and according to the eventual debacle of Operation Barbarossa.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:31:54 AM EDT
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Courtesy of Hugo Boss.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:32:13 AM EDT
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Would he have been able to enlist and fight in WW 1 with these conditions?
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 11:45:20 AM EDT
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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

every 6 months one of these book writers "discovers" that Abe Lincoln was gay or Stalin was a Mormon or Hitler enjoyed show tunes and escaped to argentina

then everyone rushes to the bookstore to buy their book

it's all horseshit
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:12:17 PM EDT
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Would it come as a surprise to find out that he was an excellent, brave soldier who endured the carnage of WWI in heroic fashion?  Don't care for the fucker, but at one time, the man had balls.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:15:15 PM EDT
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Pretty sure if they write a song it's true.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:19:29 PM EDT
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If Germany was in an all out war?
Most likely.

Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:31:58 PM EDT
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Hitler also was a vegetarian, a teetotaler, and had a very serious farting problem. Do those things explain his behavior as well?
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:36:30 PM EDT
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If that makes some people feel better go ahead and rip hitler up. Nobody gives a shit really. In reality the rest of us who look at all that as ancient history get a chuckle at the insecurity of people who can’t move on.



My dick got a Caesar do,

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
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You are the frodiest cat that ever zigged.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:41:53 PM EDT
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As entertaining as these stories are, I fear they take away from the important lessons that need to be understood. It's not a man with a shriveled penis, or demonic influence, or "just those Germans being Germans", or anything fantastic. These were normal people in extraordinary circumstances. A set of circumstances which could repeat itself anywhere. We must always be vigilant and never dismiss it all as a fluke of history. Though, truly since ww2 there have been many more examples but the American conscious seems to be limited to the history channel.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:45:31 PM EDT
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Ava Braun's fault.  
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:45:31 PM EDT
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Dbl tap, sorry.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:49:15 PM EDT
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I've only got one testicle...............but I don't think I'll try conquering Europe anytime soon.

(MUMPS are a genuine BITCH!)

oh..and I also have 4 sons.......
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:52:04 PM EDT
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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

every 6 months one of these book writers "discovers" that Abe Lincoln was gay or Stalin was a Mormon or Hitler enjoyed show tunes and escaped to argentina

then everyone rushes to the bookstore to buy their book

it's all horseshit
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This.

The guy used pesticide to murder millions and started a world war. If he had a small dick it is so far down his list of faults it isn't even worth mentioning.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:55:19 PM EDT
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Yep....small penis makes you own a gun....small penis makes you Hitler.....notice the continued association from the left
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 12:59:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/22/2016 1:12:05 PM EDT
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I swear libtard just make this shit up to make up for a small penis, and a propensity towards smoking them.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 1:20:32 PM EDT
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This.

The guy used pesticide to murder millions and started a world war. If he had a small dick it is so far down his list of faults it isn't even worth mentioning.
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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

every 6 months one of these book writers "discovers" that Abe Lincoln was gay or Stalin was a Mormon or Hitler enjoyed show tunes and escaped to argentina

then everyone rushes to the bookstore to buy their book

it's all horseshit


This.

The guy used pesticide to murder millions and started a world war. If he had a small dick it is so far down his list of faults it isn't even worth mentioning.


Official records concerning the medical record of Adolf Hitler are available.
However, his personal physician was embedded in Hitler's private inner-circle also.
The one who was giving him powerful and in some cases controversial drugs.
One being, personally giving him injections of meth and opium based medications.
They say that this man was a meticulous record keeper for his own good.
Historically his loyalty came into question at least once.
However, Hitler after that seemed convinced about this otherwise.
The physician remained.
He happened to look somewhat German-Jew as he was purported to be by some.
So was Hitler and had historical reasons for hating them.
It is interesting that Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin had some personal similarities.
One is that they were both beaten by their fathers and were made to be ruthless at young ages.
Adolf Hitler's much younger lover/niece was likely murdered by Hitler in response to an affair that she had with an alleged Jew in the 1930s.
Stalin's most recent wife committed suicide or so they say and neither he or Hitler were married during WWII.
Except Hitler to his long time mistress at the very end in a bunker.
I believe that Joseph Stalin died in 1953.

Link Posted: 2/22/2016 1:32:44 PM EDT
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If I had a little dick and didn't think about sex I could be more productive as well.  Not sure I would be able to almost conquer the whole planet, but I would definitely get more done.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 3:00:42 PM EDT
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Millions of men have cryptorchidism. I was one. I had to have it removed when I was a teen, because it became a cancer risk. Still ended up with two daughters. (I have really really low T now that I'm middle aged though.)

I didn't start a genocidal war.

Millions of men have hypospadias. Fortunately I don't have that, but honestly it's not that big a deal generally from what I've read.

I don't know how many men have micro-penis. I don't have that either.

Of those things, maybe, just maybe, the latter had anything to do with his genocidal rage.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 4:52:59 PM EDT
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My goodness! Everybody took this so serious!
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:38:53 PM EDT
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So some of the greatest advancements in technology came about because of one a man with a tiny penis who wanted war in an effort to compensate.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:48:12 PM EDT
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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

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then everyone rushes to the bookstore to buy their book

it's all horseshit
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Pretty much.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:50:28 PM EDT
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I swear libtard just make this shit up to make up for a small penis, and a propensity towards smoking them.
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Well...the left [and GD, by extension] seems to have an abnormal fascination with penises and "prison rape"
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:51:07 PM EDT
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Fixed
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:51:49 PM EDT
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So Trump has a needle dick?
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:53:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/22/2016 5:58:09 PM EDT
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Pretty much.
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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

every 6 months one of these book writers "discovers" that Abe Lincoln was gay or Stalin was a Mormon or Hitler enjoyed show tunes and escaped to argentina

then everyone rushes to the bookstore to buy their book

it's all horseshit

Pretty much.

Link Posted: 2/22/2016 6:16:31 PM EDT
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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

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it's all horseshit
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This.

Link Posted: 2/23/2016 2:32:34 AM EDT
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This.

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wow, a "shocking" discovery by a "historian"

every 6 months one of these book writers "discovers" that Abe Lincoln was gay or Stalin was a Mormon or Hitler enjoyed show tunes and escaped to argentina

then everyone rushes to the bookstore to buy their book

it's all horseshit


This.



Hitler had a host of serious medical problems.  

His medical record from prison does not mention the small penis disorder only the testicle thing.

He is like a new punching bag.  It's easy to speculate about his sexual life and abnormalities because it really can't be verified because he is dead and his body was destroyed.  There are like 3 people who would know his conditions 1) Ava Braun, 2) his personal doctor Morrell and 3) his dead niece who he most likely was banging.
Link Posted: 2/23/2016 4:26:01 PM EDT
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Micro penis
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