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[#1]
All my lady wants is for me to cook pot roast, watch a movie, and lay into her. Easy peasy.
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[#2]
Money? And you asked how much? Out of curiosity, how much money did she want or expect?
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[#4]
The fuck? She asked for money?
How much of a gift card is she getting you? |
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[#11]
Fuck that if she's not grateful for what ever you can give there is the door.
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? |
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[#15]
OP has a weak pimp hand. I have a strong pimp hand, my wife is getting the D for Valentines day, she's not even getting a card, just the D.
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[#16]
My wife is very practical and doesn't buy into that bullshit. We tried to go out for Valentines once and she was so disgusted by all the people she said never again. She is off work Monday and we're going shooting. I hand loaded 100 rnds for her last week and gave her the other present last night after the kids went to bed
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[#20]
She didn't get it when I told her about the boxing 3 knockdown rule, cause if I did not score a KO, I lost
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[#23]
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I popped a porno video one night, we were watching and she told me "Hey pal, I'm not doing what she's doing" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? In that case she should probably readjust her Valentine's Day gift expectations. |
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? This. What the fuck... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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[#28]
In Japan, Valentines Day means the girl has to give chocolate to the guy.
Then a month later, the guy returns the favor by giving the girl something (cookies, candy, etc) on White Day. My daughter decided to try that, this year. |
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View Quote THANK YOU! (off to make one) |
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[#33]
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Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. |
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Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. |
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In Japan, Valentines Day means the girl has to give chocolate to the guy. Then a month later, the guy returns the favor by giving the girl something (cookies, candy, etc) on White Day. My daughter decided to try that, this year. I'll have to point that out to her. |
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[#40]
She is cooking and I am supplying the meat. I am not sure about knocking it down 3 rounds but 2 for sure.
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I popped a porno video one night, we were watching and she told me "Hey pal, I'm not doing what she's doing" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? Send her back and tell the pimp you want a different one 'cause you ain't paying this one. |
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Send her back and tell the pimp you want a different one 'cause you ain't paying this one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? Send her back and tell the pimp you want a different one 'cause you ain't paying this one. |
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