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Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:40:29 PM EDT
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I'd let her poop on my chest.
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Taco Bell makes a hell of a mess.  Just say'in.
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:41:50 PM EDT
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Crazy as FUCK


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Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:43:33 PM EDT
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Taco Bell makes a hell of a mess.  Just say'in.
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Taco Bell makes a hell of a mess.  Just say'in.

So does greasy bar food.
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:44:45 PM EDT
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I bet she's got some GREAT "...and there I was..." stories.
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looks like she is an arfcomers dream, inkie, zombie hunter that loves sex


Why can't newsmakers like this one end up joining and posting in hilarious threads?


I bet she's got some GREAT "...and there I was..." stories.


If her BAC routinely pushes 0.3, many of her stories would be "...all I know is, when I woke up, I didn't know where I was/didn't remember my own name/was in jail/was in the hospital/went back to sleep."
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:44:46 PM EDT
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Taco Bell makes a hell of a mess.  Just say'in.
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Taco Bell makes a hell of a mess.  Just say'in.
Looks more like a sliders kind of girl.



 
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:45:18 PM EDT
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Her mouth is cockeyed
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I'll tilt my hips then.
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:46:20 PM EDT
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NOT GUILTY!
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I'll tilt my hips then.
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I'll tilt my hips then.


Hope you have a Kevlar jimmy cap with incisor stab plates.
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:55:40 PM EDT
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Release her into my custody.
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Gotta see the bod.  If big tits and skinny legs i will put the hammer down
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looks like she is an arfcomers dream, inkie, zombie hunter that loves sex





Why can't newsmakers like this one end up joining and posting in hilarious threads?




I bet she's got some GREAT "...and there I was..." stories.




If her BAC routinely pushes 0.3, many of her stories would be "...all I know is, when I woke up, I didn't know where I was/didn't remember my own name/was in jail/was in the hospital/went back to sleep."
"And why does my ass hurt?"

 
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:57:53 PM EDT
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A 24-year-old Florida woman was charged with child neglect after her father found her naked, drunk and unconscious while she was babysitting a young child.

Whitney Kilcrease told cops that she started swigging Captain Morgan rum after her father left the house to run errands and left the child in her care.

When her dad came home, Kilcrease was lying face down and inexplicably undressed while the kid played beside her, according to NWF Daily News.
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Kilcrease’s dad was able to get the child out of the house while the belligerent woman went ballistic and started throwing things after regaining consciousness.

When cops arrived, Kilcrease was still smashed and was "unable to stand" on her own, according to the report.

“When I tried to talk to Whitney, her speech was slurred and unintelligible,” an Okaloosa County deputy wrote in the report.

Kilcrease was taken to a local hospital where it was found she had a blood alcohol content of .305, nearly four times the legal limit.
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Hadn't even started reading just saw the pic and thought..hello Irish!
Link Posted: 2/12/2016 11:58:03 PM EDT
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Her mouth is cockeyed

I'll tilt my hips then.

Hope you have a Kevlar jimmy cap with incisor stab plates.

Dude.........have you seen a picture of me? I hope she has protection.
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 12:00:01 AM EDT
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Here's her Twitter page:

https://twitter.com/1991whitney
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 12:06:50 AM EDT
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Alcoholic...no thanks.
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Dude.........have you seen a picture of me? I hope she has protection.
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Her mouth is cockeyed

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Hope you have a Kevlar jimmy cap with incisor stab plates.

Dude.........have you seen a picture of me? I hope she has protection.


Link Posted: 2/13/2016 12:51:47 AM EDT
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She's got that Margaery Tyrell smirk goin' on.
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You're comparing that skank to The Little Rose?



Link Posted: 2/13/2016 12:54:57 AM EDT
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The FB pics kind of look like that 22 year old whore with a little dog that is getting ready to move in with the retarded middle-aged Arfcommer.



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Fuck the hooker, lets get this chick on ARFCOM!


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Wait, the OP in that thread posted pics of the stripper?

Link Posted: 2/13/2016 12:58:17 AM EDT
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Kid was OK? then not guilty.
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Would smash, repeatedly.

 
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:03:01 AM EDT
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"And why does my ass hurt?"  
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looks like she is an arfcomers dream, inkie, zombie hunter that loves sex


Why can't newsmakers like this one end up joining and posting in hilarious threads?


I bet she's got some GREAT "...and there I was..." stories.


If her BAC routinely pushes 0.3, many of her stories would be "...all I know is, when I woke up, I didn't know where I was/didn't remember my own name/was in jail/was in the hospital/went back to sleep."
"And why does my ass hurt?"  

My wife may or may not have woken up one morning and asked me, "Why am I naked?  And where's the sheet?  And why is my ass sore and greasy?"
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:16:00 AM EDT
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Wait, the OP in that thread posted pics of the stripper?

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Fuck the hooker, lets get this chick on ARFCOM!


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Wait, the OP in that thread posted pics of the stripper?



Lol...yep and she's fucking hot!

In before this drunk tasty slut joins up.  
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:16:51 AM EDT
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unless there are some extreme circumstances that made this chick an untrustworthy disowned banished outlier.. and if so she would not be watching the chilrens.



the family member is a chump for bringing the man into the family business.




Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:19:03 AM EDT
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I would hit it, and quit it...




I am sure she would be a wild fuck...
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:29:58 AM EDT
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In, just in case.




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In, Because reasons..
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Lol...yep and she's fucking hot!

In before this drunk tasty slut joins up.  
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Fuck the hooker, lets get this chick on ARFCOM!


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Wait, the OP in that thread posted pics of the stripper?



Lol...yep and she's fucking hot!

In before this drunk tasty slut joins up.  

What page was it?
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:41:31 AM EDT
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She's just the town over.

Fuck it, im foing!
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She's just the town over.

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His name was outofstep
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:44:36 AM EDT
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Clever fucking wording from the media.

"Nearly four times the legal limit", when there was NO reference of her driving.
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 1:49:05 AM EDT
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Fuck, now any thread involving something happening with a person that has a .008% chance of joining arfcom and commenting on it means I have to click on it. Just fucking great
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Bow chica bow bow
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That is disturbing.
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Clever fucking wording from the media.



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Well it is hard to drive when you're passed out naked with your ass in the air.

 
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Landing pad
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 Sure.  I’m the bad guy. Lol
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I'm sure have no idea what you are talking about.
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I think I can clearly see her two different personalities in that pic, one side of face looks totally different thank the other

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Link Posted: 2/13/2016 2:30:20 AM EDT
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I had a cleaned up version of this chick for a girlfriend.  She was freaky.

Banged her in a movie theater once during the day.
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 2:42:33 AM EDT
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Judging from her Twitter I'm going to guess its her kid.
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.305?  She's a professional.
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Professional is .5+ and still coherent.
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 2:54:38 AM EDT
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I'm sure have no idea what you are talking about.
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 Sure.  I’m the bad guy. Lol

I'm sure have no idea what you are talking about.

surely you jest.
Link Posted: 2/13/2016 2:56:08 AM EDT
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Of course she as crotch fruit like every mid 20's chick out there today.
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Of course she as crotch fruit like every mid 20's chick out there today.
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Of course she as crotch fruit like every mid 20's chick out there today.


We had our three kids when we were young, I imagine raising kids when your old and senile would suck.
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a blood alcohol content of .305, nearly four times the legal limit.
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I hate when articles say that.  There is no "legal limit" for intoxication.
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I hate when articles say that.  There is no "legal limit" for intoxication.
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a blood alcohol content of .305, nearly four times the legal limit.



I hate when articles say that.  There is no "legal limit" for intoxication.

It's just a guideline for drunk driving, jesus....
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