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Posted: 2/12/2016 3:28:11 PM EDT

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Creampie tasted different.

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How did you find out?

Creampie tasted different.

Ohhhhh, dude.

Sorry to know you're going through such a tough thing. Life is short, so don't spend it with someone who's bad to/for you.

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:30:31 PM EDT

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What's her Tinder handle?

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:32:12 PM EDT

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Ok wait. I OP being serious or is this a joke thread?

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:33:22 PM EDT

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Neither. It's a Billy Madison thread.

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:33:31 PM EDT

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I'm sorry to hear of this.

Divorce ASAP, once a cheater always a cheater.

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:35:19 PM EDT

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lol at marriage

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:41:59 PM EDT

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I married common street trash.

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Intentionally or did you just realize this?

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:43:37 PM EDT

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Love may come and love may go .....................But herpes that shit is forever .

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:44:24 PM EDT

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What is that supposed to mean?

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WV is gonna represent

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It means if OPs wife didn't marry her brother she wouldn't be sleeping around

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:48:19 PM EDT

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I married common street trash.

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Go wash your hands and walk away

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:51:27 PM EDT

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If your name is on the registration, it's not illegal...

Kharn

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:53:11 PM EDT

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Neither. It's a Billy Madison thread.

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Ok wait. I OP being serious or is this a joke thread?

Neither. It's a Billy Madison thread.

Bah, you fucker!

Posted: 2/12/2016 3:56:08 PM EDT

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Bah, you fucker!

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Ok wait. I OP being serious or is this a joke thread?

Neither. It's a Billy Madison thread.

Bah, you fucker!

Motion seconded.

Posted: 2/12/2016 4:03:06 PM EDT

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I know who took all those lunches, it was that damn Sasquatch!

Posted: 2/12/2016 4:04:19 PM EDT

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8.Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...?

Posted: 2/12/2016 4:07:50 PM EDT

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Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll.

Posted: 2/12/2016 4:09:18 PM EDT

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Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you take the steps to remedy the situation and rid yourself of such a bad relationship.

Posted: 2/12/2016 4:12:10 PM EDT

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Going to be a whole lot of pissed off people by the time this thread is done.

Posted: 2/12/2016 4:14:42 PM EDT

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Going to be a whole lot of pissed off people by the time this thread is done.

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OP wins.

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Posted: 2/12/2016 4:23:27 PM EDT

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Lawyer up and start securing/moving assets. Best of luck.

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Posted: 2/12/2016 4:30:30 PM EDT

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At least you'll still see each other at family reunions

Posted: 2/12/2016 9:44:46 PM EDT

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Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll.

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You can stay home and help me shave my armpits.

Posted: 2/13/2016 12:40:30 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/13/2016 12:42:54 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/13/2016 12:45:16 AM EDT

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SONOFABITCH

Posted: 2/13/2016 12:45:48 AM EDT

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some dumb motherfuckers in this thread

Posted: 2/13/2016 12:49:32 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:01:06 AM EDT

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Sucks...

Were there no signs prior to marriage that she was a community sperm dumpster?

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Generally our role is to let the OP talk the trash and we listen and offer a sympathetic ear.

Posted: 2/13/2016 1:06:59 AM EDT

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Sorry to hear that.

Get a lawyer and account for your property before it disappears!

Posted: 2/13/2016 1:08:03 AM EDT

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No milk will ever be our milk.

Posted: 2/13/2016 1:11:19 AM EDT

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please enlighten me on burning dog poo and the human response.

Posted: 2/13/2016 1:14:35 AM EDT

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There are streets in WV?

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I lost it at this....

I'm sorry to hear this OP, if true.

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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:21:24 AM EDT

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Sorry. Secure your money and hire an attorney.

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Fight fire with fire...

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:10:15 AM EDT

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I cannot stand Adam Sandler, his voice is far too annoying, and he plays the juvenile in every movie except maybe Pixel, but even then was borderline.

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:23:11 AM EDT

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We all know what the rule is, but rule 2 should be: no posts like this without some details / back story...

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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:31:19 AM EDT

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Was that movie seriously 20 years ago! Holee Fuk time flies.

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:31:36 AM EDT

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We all know what the rule is, but rule 2 should be: no posts like this without some details / back story...

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It helps if you have a kid with ADD. He'll randomly begin the next sentence with something we were talking about 3 weeks ago and didn't finish, so I have to quickly access core memory and retrieve. Then, I have to wait a week to finish the conversation he started today. Yes, sometimes he'll forget what he was talking about after saying "Oh Look! A Squirrel!".

It REALLY helps to understand some of GD.

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:37:40 AM EDT

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She said stop talking about her like that

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I married common street trash.

She said stop talking about her like that

Seriously...post 57 and this is what you say?

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:40:57 AM EDT

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I see freedom, sweat glorious freedom in your future.

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:46:27 AM EDT

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EJECT!

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:48:00 AM EDT

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some dumb motherfuckers in this thread

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No kidding

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:48:31 AM EDT

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Put her back on the street where trash is supposed to go?

Posted: 2/13/2016 2:50:29 AM EDT

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Fuck reading

Posted: 2/13/2016 3:05:15 AM EDT

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It helps if you have a kid with ADD. He'll randomly begin the next sentence with something we were talking about 3 weeks ago and didn't finish, so I have to quickly access core memory and retrieve. Then, I have to wait a week to finish the conversation he started today. Yes, sometimes he'll forget what he was talking about after saying "Oh Look! A Squirrel!".

It REALLY helps to understand some of GD.

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We all know what the rule is, but rule 2 should be: no posts like this without some details / back story...

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It helps if you have a kid with ADD. He'll randomly begin the next sentence with something we were talking about 3 weeks ago and didn't finish, so I have to quickly access core memory and retrieve. Then, I have to wait a week to finish the conversation he started today. Yes, sometimes he'll forget what he was talking about after saying "Oh Look! A Squirrel!".

It REALLY helps to understand some of GD.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Posted: 2/13/2016 4:22:47 AM EDT

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It's likely a delayed parody thread to the "this is why you don't sleep with married women"....OP was all about how no one should be killed over fucking...

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Go get some strange. You'll feel better.

(unless this is from a movie or something, in which case I'm lost)

It's likely a delayed parody thread to the "this is why you don't sleep with married women"....OP was all about how no one should be killed over fucking...

Well they shouldn't.

But you're never going to convince someone not to do something stupid when he realizes he's going to be stuck paying alimony for years over it. That's the real problem.