so guys my wife left me

General » General Discussion

Site Notices

TNVC Partners With Envision Technology - MARS Rangefinder Family, MARS-Lc!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - so guys my wife left me (Page 1 of 4)

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:14:02 PM EDT

long time lurker first time poster. so guys she left me the bitch left me but more money for me what sould i do first.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:14:59 PM EDT

[#1]

Hookers. Blow. A new gun.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:01 PM EDT

[#2]

hookers and blow of course

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:03 PM EDT

[#3]

Attorney.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:12 PM EDT

[#4]

Need pics of her to determine.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:29 PM EDT

[#5]

This thread won't go well.

Sorry about your wife OP.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Sorry OP

Hookers & Blow

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:42 PM EDT

[#7]

English class?

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:15:53 PM EDT

[#8]

Quote History

Quoted:
Attorney.

View Quote

this. get a lawyer dude

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:16:02 PM EDT

[#9]

In for second post.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:16:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Quote History

Quoted:
Hookers. Blow. A new gun.

View Quote

Not necessarily in that order.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:16:17 PM EDT

[#11]

Go find a younger, hotter chick and fuck her senseless.

That's what I would do.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:16:18 PM EDT

[#12]

How are you holding up? If you ever think you can't handle things, let us know.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:16:24 PM EDT

[#13]

Hire a lawyer.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:16:45 PM EDT

[#14]

Well, it appears you've started drinking.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:17:12 PM EDT

[#15]

So, your first action is to confide in complete strangers on a gun forum about your love life. Maybe she left you because you are yourself.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:17:20 PM EDT

[#16]

Max out credit cards on guns ammo etc and give her half the debt when you divorce

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:17:33 PM EDT

[#17]

Quote History

Quoted:
Hire a lawyer an English teacher.

View Quote

Fixed.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:17:48 PM EDT

[#18]

You almost made it a year before posting, how the hell did you manage that ?

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:17:53 PM EDT

[#19]

I'm out of this thread.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:02 PM EDT

[#20]

Congratulations!

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:06 PM EDT

[#21]

You should definitely consult a bunch of strangers on the internet.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:10 PM EDT

[#22]

Empty the bank account before she does! Stop all credit cards. Sorry to hear. Was it a very long relationship?

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:18 PM EDT

[#23]

Sorry to hear.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:26 PM EDT

[#24]

Quote History

Quoted:
Attorney.

View Quote

This, and delete your social media accounts too.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:27 PM EDT

[#25]

Hard to tell if she's guilty or not without pics.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Attorney. Then a shit ton of guns and NFA stuff.
Sorry to hear brother.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:52 PM EDT

[#27]

I've tried everything over the past 25 years and my wife is still here - got any tips?

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:18:55 PM EDT

[#28]

Quote History

Quoted:
So, your first action is to confide in complete strangers on a gun forum about your love life. Maybe she left you because you are yourself.

View Quote

With his first post no less

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:19:26 PM EDT

[#29]

First off,

Don't count on that

"More money for me"

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:19:32 PM EDT

[#30]

1. Attorney
2. Post her nude pics here.
3. Start a new Arfcom account tomorrow to replace this burner account.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:20:05 PM EDT

[#31]

Time for some strange Op!

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:20:11 PM EDT

[#32]

Have you fucked her mother yet?

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:20:31 PM EDT

[#33]

In before I lost my house to the attorney's bill.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:20:44 PM EDT

[#34]

Familiar??

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:21:24 PM EDT

[#35]

Quote History

Quoted:

So, your first action is to confide in complete strangers on a gun forum about your love life. Maybe she left you because you are yourself.

View Quote

I just read this to my wife, she agrees.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:22:28 PM EDT

[#36]

Move and leave no forwarding addy.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:22:45 PM EDT

[#37]

Time to decorate your car.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:26:12 PM EDT

[#38]

It ain't over til it's over. If it's not final and the settlement is not done you better hang on to it for a bit. She can come and get it and if you've spent it she can still come and get it.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:26:55 PM EDT

[#39]

I want to but a team membership for htk91. How do I do that without loading my address and all?

Help?

TC

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:26:59 PM EDT

[#40]

Hang in there.

Exercise. Walk a dog and think. Or, don't think.

What type of advice are you looking for?

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:27:22 PM EDT

[#41]

Yeah, that may not be the case. Get a lawyer.

Quoted:
long time lurker first time poster. so guys she left me the bitch left me but more money for me what sould i do first.

View Quote

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:28:33 PM EDT

[#42]

Quote History

Quoted:
Attorney.

View Quote

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:29:58 PM EDT

[#43]

Lawyer up. Good luck.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:30:34 PM EDT

[#44]

Quote History

Quoted:
Time to decorate your car.

http://www.signpictures.net/pictures/just_divorced.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiJuKKc.png?fb

View Quote

That bottom pic tho...

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:30:47 PM EDT

[#45]

"Long time Lurker" = "Dear Penthouse, I never thought...".

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:31:33 PM EDT

[#46]

Use that dough to get a new wife, because you love making the same mistake twice.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:31:47 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

long time lurker first time poster. so guys she left me the bitch left me but more money for me what sould i do first.

View Quote

Looks like OP already got the blow.

You are supposed to save it for when the hookers get there.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:32:02 PM EDT

[#48]

Sorry OP.
When I lost my wife I wasn't happy.
I hope you truly are.

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:32:31 PM EDT

[#49]

Quote History

Quoted:
Attorney.

View Quote

Cant stress this enough!!!!

Posted: 2/8/2016 11:32:44 PM EDT

[#50]

Post 1 is ARFCOM curse ?!

Fuck.

I got nothing.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - so guys my wife left me (Page 1 of 4)

General » General Discussion

Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us