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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:28:07 PM EDT
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Then again, if I text someone that's as close to a meeting as I want to get
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And now, lets get this country music shit off my YouTube

what do you usually listen to?


You're about to find out RimJob


Seconded.


No, Bacon is Bacon bro.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:29:50 PM EDT
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I'm complaining about her flights but it's still gonna be way better than the 6 months my brother spent in the Falklands, in winter, babysitting Argie POWs, and herding penguins into suspected minefields.
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Now that sounds like a great time
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end up spending more time in airports than on planes.
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You're about to find out RimJob


Seconded.


What was it like to be born after 9/11?
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God forbid one of them backwater buttfuck countries fuck up their maintenance and fuckstarts a motor on the tarmac.


Gonna wait 3 weeks for a train of camels to come take you home.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:32:15 PM EDT
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What was it like to be born after 9/11?
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Seconded.


What was it like to be born after 9/11?


Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:32:16 PM EDT
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I seriously smell burning....wtf?
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Do you smell it when you go outside?


How close are your neighbors?
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:32:57 PM EDT
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I thought GD hated short hair, in before "she looks like an underage boy" and similar comments from the cheap seats.
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I thought GD hated short hair, in before "she looks like an underage boy" and similar comments from the cheap seats.

Not everyone's a moran.
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So I have a sink hole in my driveway that opened up

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They have large development offices in India, Japan, and China, they need to go to them every couple of years and thank them in person for the work they do. CEO is going because it's his job, wife is going because she is the most presentable female in the company to show the people in China, India, and Japan that there are opportunities for both sexes. Sounds like a crappy situation but that's the reality of it.
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Thank god I dig ditches for a living.


Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:34:56 PM EDT
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They have large development offices in India, Japan, and China, they need to go to them every couple of years and thank them in person for the work they do. CEO is going because it's his job, wife is going because she is the most presentable female in the company to show the people in China, India, and Japan that there are opportunities for both sexes. Sounds like a crappy situation but that's the reality of it.
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Maybe if you're first class? I dunno never been


But no, you don't sleep on a fucking plane.  You lay down and be miserable.  And hate yourself.  And hope that it lands soon.


I've done business class on 15hr flights and it is still miserable, the "fold flat" "beds" are still horrible (but nowhere as bad as coach, unless it is an empty flight and you can lie down on 3 or 4 empty coach seats).

This trip for her is a combination of first and business (because she is traveling with the CEO otherwise she would mostly be in coach), the China Eastern flight is the big unknown (and the longest flight) but overall it a week of 50% flying, 20% sleeping, 10% to/from the airport, 10% eating, 10% meetings.


I don't understand how that is more effective that video conferences.  Unless it's hands on product in the country I guess


They have large development offices in India, Japan, and China, they need to go to them every couple of years and thank them in person for the work they do. CEO is going because it's his job, wife is going because she is the most presentable female in the company to show the people in China, India, and Japan that there are opportunities for both sexes. Sounds like a crappy situation but that's the reality of it.


When she lets her hair down you cant see her neck tats?
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:35:22 PM EDT
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God forbid one of them backwater buttfuck countries fuck up their maintenance and fuckstarts a motor on the tarmac.


Gonna wait 3 weeks for a train of camels to come take you home.
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end up spending more time in airports than on planes.


God forbid one of them backwater buttfuck countries fuck up their maintenance and fuckstarts a motor on the tarmac.


Gonna wait 3 weeks for a train of camels to come take you home.


I was just on a trip here in the states.....I ended up spending more time in the airports than I did in the air.  Most airlines suck at everything, and will leave you stranded, pissed off, with no baggage; and I you would have arrived at your destination three hours before if you would have just drove yourself.

Fuck you Delta Airlines.
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I wish they had digital cameras back then, instead I have to live vicariously through his descriptions of "waddle, waddle, waddle, BOOM!"
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I'm complaining about her flights but it's still gonna be way better than the 6 months my brother spent in the Falklands, in winter, babysitting Argie POWs, and herding penguins into suspected minefields.


Now that sounds like a great time


I wish they had digital cameras back then, instead I have to live vicariously through his descriptions of "waddle, waddle, waddle, BOOM!"


Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:36:02 PM EDT
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Do you smell it when you go outside?


How close are your neighbors?
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Do you smell it when you go outside?


How close are your neighbors?


I don't smell it outside.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:36:08 PM EDT
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Dibs on optics.
Did I get it?
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:37:09 PM EDT
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Now that sounds like a great time
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Now that sounds like a great time



No wonder Aimless is so crochety.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:38:09 PM EDT
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I was just on a trip here in the states.....I ended up spending more time in the airports than I did in the air.  Most airlines suck at everything, and will leave you stranded, pissed off, with no baggage; and I you would have arrived at your destination three hours before if you would have just drove yourself.

Fuck you Delta Airlines.
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end up spending more time in airports than on planes.


God forbid one of them backwater buttfuck countries fuck up their maintenance and fuckstarts a motor on the tarmac.


Gonna wait 3 weeks for a train of camels to come take you home.


I was just on a trip here in the states.....I ended up spending more time in the airports than I did in the air.  Most airlines suck at everything, and will leave you stranded, pissed off, with no baggage; and I you would have arrived at your destination three hours before if you would have just drove yourself.

Fuck you Delta Airlines.



I got DAMN   *DAMN* Lucky getting to and from my brother's wedding in the Bahamas.

It was a fucking load of connecting flights with no layovers, we had 1-2 hours to jump on a plane and *go*


Made it, without hitch.  So many people that were in the wedding party got fucked, stranded in shit airports in shit towns over night.  


I had 3 kids and the wife with me.  I would have started killing people with the elastic band from my underwear
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:38:36 PM EDT
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Dibs on optics.
Did I get it?
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So I have a sink hole in my driveway that opened up

http://tinyurl.com/zomk3ge

Dibs on optics.
Did I get it?


Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do




Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:38:57 PM EDT
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Fuck autocorrect all to hell.
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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:39:08 PM EDT
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It's warmed up to 42 in my shop. Balmy.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:40:07 PM EDT
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Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do

You're going to get stuck.



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Dibs on optics.
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Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do

You're going to get stuck.




Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:40:59 PM EDT
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Dibs on optics.
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Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do

ETA: I'm stuck.




Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:41:33 PM EDT
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We can spoon to stay warm in the night
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You're going to get stuck.





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Dibs on optics.
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Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do


You're going to get stuck.







Well that goes without saying
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:42:38 PM EDT
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So anyways, that beer kind of infected me
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:42:50 PM EDT
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Well....I screwed up that quote.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:42:57 PM EDT
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Jack rabbit disease
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Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do




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Dibs on optics.
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Fuck you, I've got a dump truck and a road grader.


This is what I do





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I fixt it
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Define infected.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:43:32 PM EDT
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If I ain't runnin my ass hits the ground.


Also, 1,000 posts in a week
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Build a mud pit
Profit
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And my fucking sexy as fuck SG


Christ, look at that mother fucker!






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And my fucking sexy as fuck SG


Christ, look at that mother fucker!






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And my fucking sexy as fuck SG


Christ, look at that mother fucker!






http://tinyurl.com/j59x2sm

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Done.
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And my fucking sexy as fuck SG


Christ, look at that mother fucker!






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I'm glad someone can appreciate heavy iron and it's sex appeal
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Obviously
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Build a mud pit
Profit
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Build a mud pit
Profit


Tried once.


Didn't make no money

Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:54:10 PM EDT
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I have been watching Frazier for the past twenty or so hours.
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Have fun with that.
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Woo time to go lift heavy things!

Have fun with that.

I did!

But then I failed on the 23rd rep of 175 on bench
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 9:55:29 PM EDT
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I'm sure I have a pic of my Tonka truck around here somewhere. ..
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So I have a sink hole in my driveway that opened up

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Build a mud pit
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Tried once.


Didn't make no money

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h309/IchWarriorMkII/ARFcom/20141109_173012.jpg



You do live up to your name, don't cha?
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