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Posted: 2/4/2016 2:13:18 PM EDT



Recent arrivals find themselves utterly "mystified” by Western loos. Some have resorted to doing their business on the floor or outdoors, others have used showers, and many migrants will have never seen toilet paper before.  






"Because everyone knows: Different cultures also mean different scale
latrines. For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s
back does not face Mecca. In addition, latrines for men and women have
to separate from each other, and the floor cannot be green in colour,
because that is the colour of Islam”, reads their report.





"German toilets are a mystery to many refugees and this has already
led to problems. A new mobile multicultural toilet should remedy
this—and along the way teach something about the coexistence of
cultures”.  






 
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Un-fucking-believable.  



 
Link Posted: 2/4/2016 2:18:49 PM EDT
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poop thread?
Link Posted: 2/4/2016 2:19:40 PM EDT
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WOW how about the immigrants conform with the society in which they live.
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As a previous user of Afghanistan ports potties I can tell you this will not go as planed.
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?
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IBTL
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No kidding.



We demand that this new place be more like the fucking shithole we just ran away from!



 
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It's the law.

It's the law that Islam desires to shove down your throat.  Or take your throat off just above your shoulders.

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It's the law.

It's the law that Islam desires to shove down your throat.  Or take your throat off just above your shoulders.



If they can control their followers down to the last detail on how they take a shit, they can control them in all other manners as well.

Complete. Control.
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?


Up in the air?

Link Posted: 2/4/2016 2:23:04 PM EDT
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When does the German flag colors change to Red, Black & White w/ little stars?
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That was the first I've heard of it too.






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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?


My WAG is that they don't poop at the cube or whatever. I bet most don't even care in their day to day lives, they just make an issue to fuck with people that will listen.
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"Diversity equals perversity."-Michael Savage
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It's ironic that they can't face away from the world's biggest toilet while using one.
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Nailed it.
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?




 
not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying.




so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess









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Because making the jump from the 14th century to the 21st is more than they can comprehend.
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My WAG is that they don't poop at the cube or whatever. I bet most don't even care in their day to day lives, they just make an issue to fuck with people that will listen.
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?


My WAG is that they don't poop at the cube or whatever. I bet most don't even care in their day to day lives, they just make an issue to fuck with people that will listen.



That, sir, is most likely the correct answer.
Link Posted: 2/4/2016 2:29:33 PM EDT
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I'm sure there are do-gooder churches all across the USA lined-up three deep pining to bring the same scum here.
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All of this with your back to mecca








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Germany will adopt a transitional flag first.







 
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So much this.
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?


My WAG is that they don't poop at the cube or whatever. I bet most don't even care in their day to day lives, they just make an issue to fuck with people that will listen.


Oh that's not true. That's not true at all.
Link Posted: 2/4/2016 2:33:19 PM EDT
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Why is this a problem?  I thought they just pooped out little rainbow colored soft-serve cones.
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The last time I was in Brussels there were many shops that had decals in the windows warning not to urinate/defecate on the sidewalk in front of their shops.  

I'm sure the local Arabic population agreed with those terms.
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I'm going to re-tile all my bathrooms floors green and leave my "western toilet" right where it is.
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If Obama had a god......

Oh wait....

I wonder if the toilets in the WH have been "reconfigured".
Link Posted: 2/4/2016 2:38:46 PM EDT
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Angela you fucking invited them.
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Squatty potties?
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IBTL
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So much this.



I find it remarkable that same Muslims that demand foreigners conform to their beliefs and customs under penalty of death or imprisonment also demand that other make accommodations for them outside their county.
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These are in no way multicultural toilets.  They are just straight up Muslim toilets.
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They should design them with switches in the foot pads.  When the switches are activated, the floor opens up and swallows the user up whole...never to be seen again.
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At work we initially just had to replace the occasional toilet anchor, presumably because someone was standing up to squat on the bowl.  Maybe it was some hefty guy.

Eventually someone else started doing their business on the floor. We put in a security camera to monitor the hallway outside the bathroom so we could find out who was doing it, but Facilities also put up a "Please don't shit on the floor" sign at the same time and it stopped.

Given the location I would guess it is was an educated engineer or consultant that was doing it, but can't fathom how that would be considered acceptable.
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If you want to even them out, there is an Android app that shows you the direction of Mecca based on your current location, so you know which way to aim while taking a dump.

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  not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying

so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess






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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?

  not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying

so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess








We should sacrify a pig on that stone
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Somewhere,
I have a picture of a pictogram sign placed in poopers overseas.

Has a pictogram of a dude squatting with his feet in the seat, and an x by it.

I show stuff like that to defenders of certain things because I don't really believe they know who they are actually dealing with...
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  It's actually funnier,you are supposed to be  neither facing or facing away from Mecca,ideally you blade while pooping. There are also rules like ideally entering the shitter left foot first,not speaking,saying a prayer to be protected from devils while pooping and exiting on the right foot while thanking Allah for relieving the discomfort of a stinky load.
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The door to the bathroom cannot face Mecca either.



Small bit of trivia there for you.
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I try to orient my anus toward Mecca.
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Looks like the north and south pole is safe from invasion then.....
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If they are that fucking incompetent chop their fucking heads off and feed them to the pigs. Send the heads to Mecca.

 
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How about they stay in the shitholes their culture has created.
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If they are that fucking incompetent chop their fucking heads off and feed them to the pigs. Send the heads to Mecca.  



You shouldn't be so harsh.


At least first try pushing their noses in it, maybe smack 'em with a rolled up newspaper.

Fucking animals.



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When staying in hotels in Muslim countries, the arrows in my room that pointed to Mecca would somehow get rotated180 degrees during my stay. It was odd...I'm not sure how it happened.
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I was hoping the multiculti toilet would flush the migrants into the ocean.
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