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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:55:41 PM EDT

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You posted "not the average guy" in profile, but didn't think about how to play that angle? Fucking amateur.

Say that you can't just tell her because you don't want her to miss out on finding out for herself.

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Hey man I was drunk when I made it last night

Posted: 11/29/2015 12:56:53 PM EDT

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You're getting catfished, the little image isnt the same person as the larger image.

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http://imageshack.com/a/img633/2624/lx15aq.jpg

shes on the left

You're getting catfished, the little image isnt the same person as the larger image.

Yes it is. She's just rocking new hair dye.

I would wonder if the drapes match the carpet though.

Posted: 11/29/2015 12:57:09 PM EDT

[#3]

ask her about her sandwich making skills

Posted: 11/29/2015 12:59:30 PM EDT

[#4]

Tell her it's the imitation crab meat.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:04:20 PM EDT

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Tell her she's just going to have to find out on her own.

The more mysterious the better.

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Posted: 11/29/2015 1:05:44 PM EDT

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Ok so I made up my own thing since I want a chance with this chick

BUT
To entertain I found another chick to play with

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:12:21 PM EDT

[#7]

In. This should be good.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:13:02 PM EDT

[#8]

What makes me not average? I'd have to pull down my pants and show you.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:13:41 PM EDT

[#9]

I hope OP keeps up with the posts, cuz I love to live vicariously through this shit.

Oh, I would suggest double checking your spelling before you reply again.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:16:01 PM EDT

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BUT
To entertain I found another chick to play with

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/908/E1JNKx.png

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Posted: 11/29/2015 1:20:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Nice move mentioning breakfast

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:21:06 PM EDT

[#12]

I sent her my avatar

And as suggested....

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:22:24 PM EDT

[#13]

I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:22:29 PM EDT

[#14]

Tell her that, like myself, you are so average that it is unusual. (of course don't mention me)

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:26:59 PM EDT

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Tell her she has pretty hair, kinda like corn silk

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Yes! This! Chicks dig corn!

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:28:32 PM EDT

[#16]

When in doubt go with something from an Eastwood movie. "My dick is longer than the barrel on my walker colt" would be a good one.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:38:09 PM EDT

[#17]

With any luck the female members here will troll the hell out of you on that site.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:38:49 PM EDT

[#18]

You blew it.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:40:07 PM EDT

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You blew it.

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Totally.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:40:39 PM EDT

[#20]

Dude....charge your battery, FFS.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:41:42 PM EDT

[#21]

Circus Sized

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:42:25 PM EDT

[#22]

Just try not to get your tears on the silk sheets while jerkin it in the basement tonight.

Go to Arfcom thread titles as pick up lines route.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:48:27 PM EDT

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I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

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came here to post this.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:49:54 PM EDT

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Tell one that you've founded the 6th biggest porn site on the web.
Then defend yourself by saying with the millions of porn sites on the interwebz, being #6 kinda makes you a big deal.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:50:48 PM EDT

[#25]

I appreciate your efforts to maximize the appearance of your small breasts.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:52:01 PM EDT

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Frank Herbert will not get you laid.

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I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

Frank Herbert will not get you laid.

I found it charming. I'd want to meet him for coffee and let him feel the kiss of my gom jabar.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:55:13 PM EDT

[#27]

Tell her you're hung like Einstein and have a mind like a horse.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:56:42 PM EDT

[#28]

Having a hard time reading blurry pics OP.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:57:07 PM EDT

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I sent her my avatar

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She clearly doesn't appreciate your well developed calves and is not worthy of your time.

Posted: 11/29/2015 1:57:33 PM EDT

[#30]

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Ok so I made up my own thing since I want a chance with this chick

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/903/C0xMz4.png

BUT
To entertain I found another chick to play with

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/908/E1JNKx.png

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Fat Zac Efron? WTF? Nevermind, Usul, I don't need to hear about the waters of your homeworld.

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:00:26 PM EDT

[#31]

No one is replying back :(

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:03:48 PM EDT

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No one is replying back :(

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Posted: 11/29/2015 2:08:27 PM EDT

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In my experience, when a woman says "they don't want an average guy", what that really means is that they're young, bored and looking for someone to entertain them. As soon as you stop being entertaining, or run out of money, they'll be off to the next swinging dick that makes them laugh and has the money to keep them entertained.

And when they finally get sick of of that, they'll settle down with the most average guy in town. You know, the one with an education, a good job, who helps around the house and remembers their birthday.

I've seen it so many times it's like predicting when the bird comes out on a German cuckoo clock.

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:14:18 PM EDT

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"Aquaphor"

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My bio just says "Not your average guy" But I'm pretty average.

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Posted: 11/29/2015 2:29:14 PM EDT

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Sure she is.

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:35:48 PM EDT

[#36]

Tel her you're strong as a ox and twice as smart.

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:37:57 PM EDT

[#37]

Looks like I touched the right spot for Lauren

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:40:41 PM EDT

[#38]

You'll put hee whole tiny foot in her mouth and suck her middle toe until she cums, then give her a nice foot rub afterwards.

Serious answer. Trust me on this.

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:41:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/29/2015 2:43:01 PM EDT

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You'll put hee whole tiny foot in her mouth and suck her middle toe until she cums, then give her a nice foot rub afterwards.

Serious answer. Trust me on this.

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appropriate avatar is appropriate

Posted: 11/29/2015 2:45:28 PM EDT

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Or...you're into mfm threesomes. Girls, by definition, love the cock. So adding cock can never be a bad thing. More are into it than not, some just take more work. Trust me.

Also, it helps to have gangbanging buddy(ies) available on short notice for when she says yes.