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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:29:08 PM EDT
My bio just says "Not your average guy" But I'm pretty average. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:29:51 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm Charley Sheen.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:30:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Better pics or we're not bailing you out.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:30:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Is bumble like tinder?
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:30:56 PM EDT
[#4]
I have never seen another man naked.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:31:08 PM EDT
[#5]
I will tongue punch your fart box all night
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:31:30 PM EDT
[#6]
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Is bumble like tinder? Bumble is better than tinder, the girls have to text you first. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:31:58 PM EDT
[#7]
My 2 inch penis.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:32:06 PM EDT
[#8]
I never let my phone get down to 20%
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:32:10 PM EDT
[#9]
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:32:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Tell her about your long blonde hair and spiked high heels.
That should spark a discussion. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:33:02 PM EDT
[#11]
She looks like a new age hipster.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:33:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Ask her opinion on larue vs geissele triggers, then 9 or 45 and finally beans or no beans
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:33:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I will tongue punch your fart box all night ... Is that directed to the OP? She'll lose out to you any day of the year |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:34:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryYou're getting catfished, the little image isnt the same person as the larger image. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:34:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Guys guys.... she asked me what makes me not the average guy.... I'm not going to ask 9 vs 45. YET.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:34:46 PM EDT
[#16]
I am the Kwisatz Haderach.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:35:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuick. Someone photoshop a strap on. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:36:12 PM EDT
[#18]
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Guys guys.... she asked me what makes me not the average guy.... I'm not going to ask 9 vs 45. YET. Fine. Tell her: "Well there's 87 reasons, but number one is I like guns." Then if she is still speaking to you, you can tell her about 9 vs 45. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:36:18 PM EDT
[#19]
I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:36:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Loos like the average bar fly on Friday/Saturday night.
"You sure you are not the girl on the right?, she is so much hotter."  |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:36:33 PM EDT
[#21]
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... Is that directed to the OP? She'll lose out to you any day of the year Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I will tongue punch your fart box all night ... Is that directed to the OP? She'll lose out to you any day of the year I already sent him an IM asking if he was willing to travel. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:36:54 PM EDT
[#22]
"My favorite movie is the latest direct to dvd My Little Ponies."
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:37:13 PM EDT
[#23]
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I am the Kwisatz Haderach. Frank Herbert will not get you laid. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:37:33 PM EDT
[#24]
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Bumble is better than tinder, the girls have to text you first. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is bumble like tinder? Bumble is better than tinder, the girls have to text you first. I feel like that would make it full of fat chicks |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:37:57 PM EDT
[#25]
"I'm a moody loner with an assault rifle, looking for love."
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:38:08 PM EDT
[#26]
Tell her its not long but it sure is skinny.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:38:26 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
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I am the Kwisatz Haderach. Frank Herbert will not get you laid. The sleeper has awaken 
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:39:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Just send her your avatar. She'll understand.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:39:21 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You're getting catfished, the little image isnt the same person as the larger image. Quote HistoryQuoted:
LOL...this ^ sure it's not grinder? |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:39:21 PM EDT
[#30]
My inhuman stamina.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:39:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryThat's what she looked like when she graduated from high school. This is her current picture: 
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:39:38 PM EDT
[#32]
just say that you make more money than the average guy... its what she wants to hear.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:40:03 PM EDT
[#33]
Say you are
Smarter than the average bear, More clever than the average chicken and Slicker than hog shit. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:40:06 PM EDT
[#34]
Send her your ARFCOM avatar pic...
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:40:44 PM EDT
[#35]
Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:41:13 PM EDT
[#36]
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Send her your ARFCOM avatar pic... 
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:41:15 PM EDT
[#37]
Tell her she has pretty hair, kinda like corn silk
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:43:50 PM EDT
[#38]
Tell her that when you have a chick in your cellar pit, it rubs the lotion on itself FOUR times a day, and not just three.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:44:23 PM EDT
[#39]
Lol what makes her not the average girl esp asking that wuestion to you?
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:45:19 PM EDT
[#40]
Tell her you're gay and bet she can't convert you.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:46:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
That's what she looked like when she graduated from high school. This is her current picture: http://www.globaltimes.cn/Portals/0/attachment/2011/f9fb6bea-b16e-4218-a11f-1cc0af5765c3.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
That's what she looked like when she graduated from high school. This is her current picture: http://www.globaltimes.cn/Portals/0/attachment/2011/f9fb6bea-b16e-4218-a11f-1cc0af5765c3.jpg 
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:47:21 PM EDT
[#42]
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Tell her she has pretty hair, kinda like corn silk And tell her you bet it smells like froot loops! |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:48:12 PM EDT
[#43]
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Just send her your avatar. She'll understand. And this too. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:48:36 PM EDT
[#44]
Dont Bumble it
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:49:12 PM EDT
[#45]
She the blonde? Spitting image of my youngest child's 1st grade teacher. I had to scroll back up to check your state.
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:51:57 PM EDT
[#46]
"Well, the average penis is only around 5 inches.."
You better have a big dick though. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:53:18 PM EDT
[#47]
"The call me 'President Johnson' because I pick up beagles by their ears."
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:54:05 PM EDT
[#48]
Tell her she's just going to have to find out on her own.
The more mysterious the better. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:54:12 PM EDT
[#49]
You posted "not the average guy" in profile, but didn't think about how to play that angle? Fucking amateur.
Say that you can't just tell her because you don't want her to miss out on finding out for herself. |
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Posted: 11/29/2015 12:54:29 PM EDT
[#50]
I can make a panty dropping lasagne.
Forgot whose recipe that was here at GD.
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