We already did that one.

The Army WAS the job I liked!  Do yourself a favor, reup and change MOS's to something like satcom.. something marketable in the civ world. Are you a 13 series?

Bathroom, thing is a beast! Has some serious power flush or whatever you would call it, I swear you could unroll a whole roll of TP in it and it would flush with no problem.

Either do it or don't, you are in charge, not circumstances. Not trying to be an ass but you will much better off as a non smoker so don't let a shitty experience push you back into a bad habit. If it's just a couple because you are stressed but that is it any you won't be smoking tomorrow then it's not a huge deal. I'm much better off without smoking, you will be too.

But, I am that guy one arfcom who is sitting in a guard shack at this very moment for a chemical facility that is closed. Other than pixelated security cameras to glance at, I too have nothing to do.

As little as I smoke, i'm not to concerned about it. I haven't smoked more than a pack without quitting for several months. And as it is I have to get the Marlboro smooth's as anything else just taste like ass to me now. I ahve no desire to talk about what stress'ed me into lighting up today, but it was a lot more than average daily stressers.

Did anyone ask why you had a bad day?

Is it clean enough in the shack that you pick up items you drop or do you consider them sacrifices that are forever lost in a mixture of tobacco spit, jizz, and cigarette butts?

I'll buy you a membership if you make your next set of rounds without any pants on.

However, you have to prove it.  You'll need to take and post pics.



Wait a minute.  I take that back.  Never mind.  I didn't think this all of the way through.

Why not take the time to study abt something productive...

So you can get a better job?

I have no desire to share on the internet.

It's clean, we keep it that way. No smoking inside of it etc.

Then why even mention it?  

Or...  more importantly, why would you talk about everything else you've talked about.  

Have a good day.

We just control traffic in and out, and personnel at the gates.

Will a blacklight reveal how you're passing the time?

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Because I'm bored?

Not me, can't speak for anyone else.

Have you ever dropped the gate on somebody's hood?

You know what, fuck it. Here's what happened.

My wife, I and my kids were all laying on our bed ( California king size) watching a movie, my wife mentioned she needed to go get a few things, so she got up and left. All the kids are still laying on the bed and my youngest cuddled up to me and was going to sleep (she's almost 2) So she had finally gone to sleep and I was working my arm out from under her as my 2yr old (almost 3) had gotten out of bed about 10min prior when I told my son to let our dog in. He had, and came back, but my 2yr old daughter got up and left the room (my arm still under my youngest and almost asleep but not yet) Well I noticed it sure was quiet...and quiet is bad. So no sooner than had I gotten up I hear a knock at the door. I go running as I figure it's my wife with her hands full. WRONG.

Their stood 2 police officers and I instantly knew what happened when as I went to the door, I noticed it was cracked open.  So my two year old daughter found the door my son failed to lock back (he's 8) I'm guessing not fully closed, and unlocked and wondered outside where it was like 31*Fucking degree's outside. Some stranger (good sameritan noticed her playing in a puddle of water and stopped, put her in her car to warm up and called the police.

I'm mixed with emotions over the matter. And pissed. As soon as my wife got home I had everyones full attention  and made damn sure my son and wife know from now on the damn door gets shut ALL the fucking way and locked EVERY TIME! PERIOD.  It has been an ongoing issue with my wife leaving the damn door unlocked, and my son's apparently thinking it's just "ok" for it to be that way, despite knowing  how I HATE that.

I didn't post this originally because I wasn't seeking every ass hole on here esp. those without kids to judge my parenting skills. I mean wtf was I supposed to do!?  Apparently I fucked up by not bitching a fit suficently enough in the past about the damn door being shut and locked. Hell I have come home before, wife and everyone gone to the store, and the fucking door was unlocked because "it's easier for me to get inside with stuff and the kids".  It took all I had not to go absolute ape shit crazy.

Not to mention I had some young officer giving me the stink eye and trying to lecture me. Which I stoopped and explained I get exactly how bad it looks and thanked the woman that stopped etc. but fuck ! I mean .....*sigh*

Shit happens with kids.  Lessons were hopefully learned and nothing bad came of it.

At least you didn't get a toddler fucked up on wine or crush her with a shopping cart

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1809852_Dad_Fail_Stories__Lets_Hear__em__Got_it_typed_out_now____Drunk_baby_story_in_OP_.html


Might be time to install a hydraulic door closer & autolock though

This.  Glad it ended with no harm to your kids. Shit happens quick.  Impossible to keep an eye on them every second.

Are you allowed more than one bullet?

WTF? What is that a reference to the deputy from the Andy Grifth Show? If so, I am not an idiot. Shit happens, esp. when your wife doesn't like to lock the door and has apparently shown your son it's not that important. Seriously it has happened a few times (comnig home to the door unlocked and no one home) And I have raised hell about it in the past, I mean wtf do you want to come home to an empty house?

Part of the problem for my wife is she has issues with her key... I think i'm going to call the landlord in the morning and see about getting a new bolt lock installed so thats no longer an excuse.

Should have you used a Version of the Topgun response "Well, that just about covers the door being unlocked."


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Is it a haunted guard shack?

Did op fall asleep?

No, and I did not fall asleep, I went home. Thread was roaring for a bit there and then I guess everyone went to bed because it died fast. Oh well, another day in the shack, but at least it's not 14 hours this time and it's during the day.

Glad your shack isn't haunted.

You can make some shitty pay as a LEO in GA.

I can steer you towards some quality depts in my locale.