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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:36:17 AM EDT
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Did you get the blowjob that was promised??? ETA: As soon as I posted that, I thought of this:  https://youtu.be/HFVzql3qoe4
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Thanks everyone. We had a good time. She's sleeping now, we're going out to breakfast in the morning. Will update later. Did you get the blowjob that was promised??? ETA: As soon as I posted that, I thought of this: https://youtu.be/HFVzql3qoe4
All promises were kept. 
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:37:32 AM EDT
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She's "sleeping" off the GHB? BTW, good job. Hope you had fun. Yeah, I think I gave too much. She's stopped breathing twice now. And thanks. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:38:37 AM EDT
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Did you tell her about your clean taint before or after she shared her love for The Human Centipede? My taint troubles weren't mentioned until way after "FEED HER!" 
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:40:12 AM EDT
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Pull your dick out mid date, chicks dig that.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:40:21 AM EDT
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I volunteer at the Dayton VA nursing homes. Those guys need to know they're still cared about and they get no attention  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Go volunteer at a soup kitchen. I volunteer at the Dayton VA nursing homes. Those guys need to know they're still cared about and they get no attention That right there makes you deserving of 3 hole bone-a-thon! Seriously, it's great that you volunteer your time for that cause. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:41:28 AM EDT
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Go see a doctor, just to be safe. Have her go too. Don't tell them about your Charlie Sheen days. I only did a little bit of the blow and I've never had a penis in my mouth that wasn't a popsicle. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:43:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I only did a little bit of the blow and I've never had a penis in my mouth that wasn't a popsicle. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Go see a doctor, just to be safe. Have her go too. Don't tell them about your Charlie Sheen days. I only did a little bit of the blow and I've never had a penis in my mouth that wasn't a popsicle.  |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:47:43 AM EDT
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Go see a doctor, just to be safe. Have her go too. Don't tell them about your Charlie Sheen days. I only did a little bit of the blow and I've never had a penis in my mouth that wasn't a popsicle. I wish I was Charlie Sheen. Dude single-handedly scared the shit out of the porn industry and made LabCorp a fortune in AIDS tests. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:59:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish I was Charlie Sheen. Dude single-handedly scared the shit out of the porn industry and made LabCorp a fortune in AIDS tests. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Go see a doctor, just to be safe. Have her go too. Don't tell them about your Charlie Sheen days. I only did a little bit of the blow and I've never had a penis in my mouth that wasn't a popsicle. I wish I was Charlie Sheen. Dude single-handedly scared the shit out of the porn industry and made LabCorp a fortune in AIDS tests. To be fair, Bree Olson is no Tori Black  |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:59:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz55/ma96782/AR15dotcom/ladies-man.jpg You starts.....by gettins' her in da mood, with 2 glasses and a bottle of Courvoisier Champipple. Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 7:16:47 AM EDT
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Good to hear all went good OP,
Thanks for your service 
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Posted: 11/28/2015 8:26:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/28/2015 8:42:48 AM EDT
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Fruit plate, duh
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Posted: 11/28/2015 8:56:32 AM EDT
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Thanks everyone. We had a good time. She's sleeping now, we're going out to breakfast in the morning. Will update later. Did you get the blowjob that was promised??? ETA: As soon as I posted that, I thought of this: https://youtu.be/HFVzql3qoe4
All promises were kept. My man! Good for you buddy , glad it worked out. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 9:13:17 AM EDT
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Glad you had a good time and make sure you close your browser so she doesn't come across your post.
She may get upset that you where posting about her. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 9:18:42 AM EDT
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I just love a story with a happy ending.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 9:34:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I do hope you know not to get attached to this one. Have some fun, but this is not something in your future. Don't set boundaries. Just go with it. Who knows what the future holds. Best of luck OP. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 9:49:26 AM EDT
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OP, your sense of humor is good. Hopefully you have found a keeper.
PS, might I suggest a little less GHB or chloroform on the next date 
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Posted: 11/28/2015 10:08:43 AM EDT
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I just love a story with a happy ending. Beats the hell out of another safe thread. 
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Posted: 11/28/2015 10:23:21 AM EDT
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Glad you had a good time and make sure you close your browser so she doesn't come across your post. She may get upset that you where posting about her. Fuck that - tell her to log in and someone will spring for a Bronze. ConservativeBlkFem needs some company. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 10:30:01 AM EDT
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Good to hear all went good OP, Thanks for your service
All of this. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 10:35:41 AM EDT
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I'm glad you had a great night. Congratulations!
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Posted: 11/28/2015 11:17:18 AM EDT
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OP, there's still time for SIIHPAPP
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Posted: 11/28/2015 11:43:49 AM EDT
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Tag for AAR.
All signs so far point to a things having worked out well for OP. 
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Posted: 11/28/2015 11:50:07 AM EDT
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Women pay for dates now and usually try to seduce you afterwards. Don't give it up until you know that she respects you.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 12:03:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All promises were kept. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Thanks everyone. We had a good time. She's sleeping now, we're going out to breakfast in the morning. Will update later. Did you get the blowjob that was promised??? ETA: As soon as I posted that, I thought of this: https://youtu.be/HFVzql3qoe4All promises were kept. Hell Yeah!!!  |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 12:57:41 PM EDT
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No sliders
No poop No barf No awkward escape Success! |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 2:19:05 PM EDT
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Congrats Op, but next time don't be quite so easy...thats how your name ends up scratched into the wall in the bathroom at the local five and dime for being too easy
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:18:48 PM EDT
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Larger update:
We went out and had breakfast. It was a great time. After breakfast we went to the range with some of my .22 and 9mm handguns to pop her shooting cherry. She loved it, and is now wanting me to take her gun shopping next week. I offered to take her today, but she said the crowds would be too bad and wanted to do something a little more private 
We're taking a break now. She apparently has decided to stay over again tonight. I'll keep everyone updated as things change. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:27:45 PM EDT
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Good for you OP. Knock the bottom out of it!
She's hoping that you'll last 15 seconds tonight......100% improvement over yesterday lol |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:28:08 PM EDT
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Larger update: We went out and had breakfast. It was a great time. After breakfast we went to the range with some of my .22 and 9mm handguns to pop her shooting cherry. She loved it, and is now wanting me to take her gun shopping next week. I offered to take her today, but she said the crowds would be too bad and wanted to do something a little more private
We're taking a break now. She apparently has decided to stay over again tonight. I'll keep everyone updated as things change. Good for you op . Jelly here |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:29:34 PM EDT
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Very cool!
We'll need pics of this fine woman!
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:30:32 PM EDT
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Larger update: We went out and had breakfast. It was a great time. After breakfast we went to the range with some of my .22 and 9mm handguns to pop her shooting cherry. She loved it, and is now wanting me to take her gun shopping next week. I offered to take her today, but she said the crowds would be too bad and wanted to do something a little more private
We're taking a break now. She apparently has decided to stay over again tonight. I'll keep everyone updated as things change.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:34:44 PM EDT
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:49:10 PM EDT
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Probably. I've said earlier that I don't expect much out of this so I'm getting while the getting's good. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 4:56:32 PM EDT
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Probably. I've said earlier that I don't expect much out of this so I'm getting while the getting's good. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Probably. I've said earlier that I don't expect much out of this so I'm getting while the getting's good. No condom? You've got 72 hrs to get on meds from the ER will significantly lower your HIV contraction risk... |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:04:25 PM EDT
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No condom? You've got 72 hrs to get on meds from the ER will significantly lower your HIV contraction risk... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Probably. I've said earlier that I don't expect much out of this so I'm getting while the getting's good. No condom? You've got 72 hrs to get on meds from the ER will significantly lower your HIV contraction risk... For the first time in ages, I had to buy sausage casings. I still had a mixture of pride and embarrassment. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:10:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:11:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably. I've said earlier that I don't expect much out of this so I'm getting while the getting's good. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.  |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:16:50 PM EDT
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Larger update: We went out and had breakfast. It was a great time. After breakfast we went to the range with some of my .22 and 9mm handguns to pop her shooting cherry. She loved it, and is now wanting me to take her gun shopping next week. I offered to take her today, but she said the crowds would be too bad and wanted to do something a little more private
We're taking a break now. She apparently has decided to stay over again tonight. I'll keep everyone updated as things change.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:17:40 PM EDT
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Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.
I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:31:26 PM EDT
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I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.
I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. Thanks for taking one for the team
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:33:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time. I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. I hope she uses the shit out of you OP. Ed |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:38:46 PM EDT
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Congratulations OP. Good job!
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:40:31 PM EDT
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I hope she uses the shit out of you OP.
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.
I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. I hope she uses the shit out of you OP.
Ed You can't rape the willing.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:41:41 PM EDT
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I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.
I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. That's the spirit! |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:44:05 PM EDT
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I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Overnight again? You're becoming too accessible to her. Good for you man. Sounds like a weekend you'll remember for a long time.
I hope so. I have next to no self esteem so this boost helped. Even if I'm being used it still means someone wanted to use me. Girl knows what she wants,no bullshit,no games. You deserve this. |
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:52:28 PM EDT
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How was the rack?
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:55:08 PM EDT
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Watch your kidneys.
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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:55:15 PM EDT
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