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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:23:15 AM EDT
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My mother was one of 16 children born to my very German grandparents.
Names included: Celestine Constatine Cyrilla Beatrice Velma I had a great uncle name Fidelis. These were names from early in the 20th century. These people were all born in Kansas. Other family names were Sophia, Solomon, and Marion. Knew a kid named Brick Wall. Knew of a guy named Fairfax Ferguson Arnold IV. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:25:16 AM EDT
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Two sons: Walker and Texas Ranger.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:25:57 AM EDT
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Jackaria
Maryola 
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:26:38 AM EDT
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Who gives a shit what other people name their kids? Its such a travesty that language evolves over time and people are scared and angry because they aren't used to the 20 names they associate with their generation. Have you heard some grandparents and great grandparents names? Cleatus, Edna, Opha, Albert, Barney, Gus, Gertrude, Mildred. You walk up to the hottest girl in the bar, make playful banter, you are unable to hear her name so you get her name and number on a napkin or she sends it to your phone. It says "Winifred 555-555-5555". I guarantee for a moment your going to second guess yourself whether or not should smash or not. Does she look like Winnie Cooper? Because that's my fetish. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:27:45 AM EDT
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In line at Bass Pro last night and the family behind us named their daughter "Starla". She will some day be referred to as some ones "special lady." Eta, goddamn auto correct. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:28:07 AM EDT
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Who gives a shit what other people name their kids? snip I guess we found the guy who gave his kids oddly spelled names.  
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:29:24 AM EDT
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Is that a rhetorical question? Because the answer is: OP. I find stupidity in all forms offensive. I thought that being offended was the worst thing that can happen in today's America. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Who gives a shit what other people name their kids? Its such a travesty that language evolves over time and people are scared and angry because they aren't used to the 20 names they associate with their generation. Have you heard some grandparents and great grandparents names? Cleatus, Edna, Opha, Albert, Barney, Gus, Gertrude, Mildred. You walk up to the hottest girl in the bar, make playful banter, you are unable to hear her name so you get her name and number on a napkin or she sends it to your phone. It says "Winifred 555-555-5555". I guarantee for a moment your going to second guess yourself. Is that a rhetorical question? Because the answer is: OP. I find stupidity in all forms offensive. I thought that being offended was the worst thing that can happen in today's America. So its stupid because they didn't name their kids up to your standard of the usual names of your generation? Oh god, what people name their kids will be the downfall of society. 1920 Edna-"Lets name our son Josh." Harvey-"No one uses that name, that sounds great. It is short for Joshua." 1920 primuspilum-"That is such a stupid name. You should name him Elmer." |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:31:56 AM EDT
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Amongst the young kids I know we have a
Bailey Logan Kyrie Colin Maxine Michaela Tyler |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:35:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:35:55 AM EDT
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Brittany
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:38:50 AM EDT
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Bubba.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:40:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: +1, this thread has yet to produce and equal to the thread title. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: There is none. I don't know where they come up with this shit. Toss scrabble letters in a pile and mystery draw? Fkn ridiculous +1, this thread has yet to produce and equal to the thread title. Yep, nothing too terrible so far. The closest I have is when a friend of the wife's wanted to name their daughter Cheyenne or Montana. I broke out laughing and said, "Wow, guaranteeing she's going to be a stripper, huh?" Wife was not amused. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:45:14 AM EDT
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+1, this thread has yet to produce and equal to the thread title. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There is none. I don't know where they come up with this shit. Toss scrabble letters in a pile and mystery draw? Fkn ridiculous +1, this thread has yet to produce and equal to the thread title. Ayup. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:45:58 AM EDT
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Jaxon, any car name, Tabor? wtf is a Tabor? Banjo, Apple, Blanket and any of the "dens".
Any of the stupid spellings, if my mom had named me Jym I'd murder her. If by some miracle I have a child I am going to name him Retardo Montalban. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:46:37 AM EDT
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I issued all my children names that utilize a series of tactical, modular, and adaptive name components that can be cross matched and user indexed to suit a variety of mission requirements in both permissive and non-permissive childhood functional environments as part of a family operational team in the full spectrum of white middle-class activity.
Modular, tactical and mission-specific adaptivity are the future of naming. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:47:04 AM EDT
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Once knew a little girl named Gravity.
I never met her parents, but suspect they might have been a bit different. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:47:10 AM EDT
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This.
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Dalton Cole Kranston Jackson Forest Sierra Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dalton Cole Kranston Jackson Forest Sierra Plus this Quoted:
Naming with the intention of using their middle name and ignoring the first. My younger sister named her sons Saylor and Southern. Is me. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:47:19 AM EDT
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These and Dalton and Cody. Every time I hear those two names I picture two blond kids with bowl cuts in their soccer uniforms even through it's not game day. Their mother is the type that has those little family stickers on the back of the mini van, the hover-mom that will make sure see two bowl-cut she-boys will grow up emasculated, shells of men but with really good grade point averages, she's the type that makes the family take beach photos wearing all white. Dad should have known what he was marrying but alas, he overlooked her "quirks" because, well, guys are stupid when it comes to the vajajay. He stays at work at least two hours late and goes in at least an hour early so he can drink from the bottle in the bottom desk drawer. Yes this extra time at work allowed him to become partner but that just raises the work expectations laid upon this sad, functioning alcoholic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Aiden, Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Greyden, Hayden, any form of "aiden". And last names as first names. These and Dalton and Cody. Every time I hear those two names I picture two blond kids with bowl cuts in their soccer uniforms even through it's not game day. Their mother is the type that has those little family stickers on the back of the mini van, the hover-mom that will make sure see two bowl-cut she-boys will grow up emasculated, shells of men but with really good grade point averages, she's the type that makes the family take beach photos wearing all white. Dad should have known what he was marrying but alas, he overlooked her "quirks" because, well, guys are stupid when it comes to the vajajay. He stays at work at least two hours late and goes in at least an hour early so he can drink from the bottle in the bottom desk drawer. Yes this extra time at work allowed him to become partner but that just raises the work expectations laid upon this sad, functioning alcoholic. Damn, that was specific... |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:48:40 AM EDT
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My grand daughter is Avery Madison. My daughter liked the combination. My son is Geoffrey Ryan, he was named after Geoffrey DeHavilland and T Claude Ryan. Both very important, pre WWII aircraft designers. We wanted to give him a name that meant something. Meant something to whom? Just curious. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:49:08 AM EDT
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The last name as first name thing is also a longstanding blue blood tradition. The child's middle name is the last name of the mother, and the first name is typically written as an initial only, such as R. Drew Wentworth. The practice predates hyphenation.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:50:16 AM EDT
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Mercedes
Bentley Cleatus Billy Bob Mary Jo Crystal Emerald Sapphire Sierra Colton |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:50:23 AM EDT
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I'm in the medical field in Oklahoma, so I have heard or seen on paper every white trash female name possible.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:52:08 AM EDT
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Jackson, Madison, Taylor, etc.
If you give your kid a last name that connects to nothing in your family history, it makes no sense. You're not naming a dog. Name the CEO, not the toddler: George, James, Thomas, Charles, Edward, William, etc. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:52:21 AM EDT
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none of these kids will be getting any key chains, license plates or other named swag from Uncle Smalltownguy1's vast travels.......Cuz they cant spell their names
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:54:53 AM EDT
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Was helping with children's ministry at church. Parents dropped off their 2yo boy. Name tag said "Declen." I said "hey Declen!", like you would assume it's pronounced. Mom looks at me and said, "it's actually Deeclen."
 I think I actually physically shook my head. In the group of 7 2-3yo kids I was helping with in class, we had Cyrus, Declen, Ayashyla and Abigayl (twins), Ross, Wexton, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.......... Sam. That kid became my buddy. The amount of Aidens, Jacksons, Coltons, Noahs, Kaidens is staggering. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:55:18 AM EDT
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Jay Dee. The road grader turned cook at Mudslinger's (aka Gunslinger's) at Whittington Center has that name. He's no cook. All the food is pre-cooked and only needs to be warmed. It's like eating at a school cafeteria.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:56:01 AM EDT
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A friend of mine has a ten year old son named Tristen. How much more gay can you get ? As for the last name thing, Madison is popular around here because of James Madison and the county of Madison. Many Girls named Maddie or Maddy. Also Schuyler, named after the town where "The Waltons" tv show takes place, although some will spell it Skylar. Sissy Spacek, who has lived here for many years, named her daughter Schuyler. She was in the movie Orange County, with Jack Black. Tristen is Germanic, as in the Wagnerian opera, Tristen und Isolde. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:56:16 AM EDT
[#28]
Jackson is not a first name
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:56:32 AM EDT
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My sons name is Sergeant Major Urbanus. I was going for the whole Primus Pilus thing.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:58:22 AM EDT
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I wonder how many in GD named their boy Archer?
For me it's Kyle for boys. Every Kyle I've known grew-up to be pretty much of a jerk in one form or another. I see your Kyle and raise you... Kyler
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:59:18 AM EDT
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Cleetus
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:59:18 AM EDT
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Colt
Dakota
Cheyenne Sierra Stop naming your kids after guns and trucks. We end up with douchebags named Colt Ford. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:59:45 AM EDT
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D nice
O Shag Hennesy B La Ka |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:59:47 AM EDT
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Aiden, Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Greyden, Hayden, any form of "aiden". And last names as first names. Second post knocked it out of the park. The weirdest one I know without calling out family is a classmate who went with "Kaydance" for her daughter. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:59:56 AM EDT
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Those two boys grow up to want to work in an office instead of learning skilled trades. You've basically described where "men" that like to "work" in offices come from. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Aiden, Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Greyden, Hayden, any form of "aiden". And last names as first names. These and Dalton and Cody. Every time I hear those two names I picture two blond kids with bowl cuts in their soccer uniforms even through it's not game day. Their mother is the type that has those little family stickers on the back of the mini van, the hover-mom that will make sure see two bowl-cut she-boys will grow up emasculated, shells of men but with really good grade point averages, she's the type that makes the family take beach photos wearing all white. Dad should have known what he was marrying but alas, he overlooked her "quirks" because, well, guys are stupid when it comes to the vajajay. He stays at work at least two hours late and goes in at least an hour early so he can drink from the bottle in the bottom desk drawer. Yes this extra time at work allowed him to become partner but that just raises the work expectations laid upon this sad, functioning alcoholic. Those two boys grow up to want to work in an office instead of learning skilled trades. You've basically described where "men" that like to "work" in offices come from. But I work in an office. 
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:00:50 AM EDT
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My son's first name is Ian, second name is Gadsden
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:01:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: D nice O Shag Hennesy B La Ka |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:01:09 AM EDT
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Dallas
Porsche Sierra Mercedes Basically, all stripper names. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:01:34 AM EDT
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Topher
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:01:47 AM EDT
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My kids names are Brendan and Trinity.
Easy to establish gender by name only. Sons name has his ancestral heritage invoked. Daughters name also has religious significance. Also unique in that they are the only ones in their school with those names. Lots of Brandons, not many Brendans. Almost no other Trinitys. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:02:11 AM EDT
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A girl at work named her son Brantley also. I told her she has just limited his future job prospects to either a butler of chauffeur. She wasn't amused. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My sister named my nephew Brantley. I wanted to choke her. A girl at work named her son Brantley also. I told her she has just limited his future job prospects to either a butler of chauffeur. She wasn't amused. Relative just did this too, that name is dumb |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:02:43 AM EDT
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Bad, but not just as bad. as others have said. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:03:03 AM EDT
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If I have kids, which I doubt, a son would be named Frank Britton W
My paternal grandfather and uncle's first name and maternal grandfather and uncle's middle name. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:03:04 AM EDT
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One of my kids names have been mentioned, the other is so rare that it hasn't.
Haters gonna hate! |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:03:06 AM EDT
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Moon Unit.
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:03:56 AM EDT
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I wonder how many in GD named their boy Archer?
For me it's Kyle for boys. Every Kyle I've known grew-up to be pretty much of a jerk in one form or another. That is definitely true in my experience. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:04:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A friend of mine has a ten year old son named Tristen. How much more gay can you get ? As for the last name thing, Madison is popular around here because of James Madison and the county of Madison. Many Girls named Maddie or Maddy. Also Schuyler, named after the town where "The Waltons" tv show takes place, although some will spell it Skylar. Sissy Spacek, who has lived here for many years, named her daughter Schuyler. She was in the movie Orange County, with Jack Black. My wife likes the pretty boy names. Tristen, Devlin. I said hell no... |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:04:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: Took my 5 year old to a birthday party in our whitey mcwhitebread neighborhood. There were about 20 kids there, and about 15 of the 20 had weird names. Wren, Avery, Luna, etc. Every kid is a vanity project that must be brand named accordingly. Your least favorites? I dislike the trend of using last names as first names: Madison, for example. Also irksome are the obscure Celtic names. It's just as bad as the goofy ghetto Africa names. Just the white version. Yeah, I realize I could MYOB, but I bang the gavel in judgment in all things. It's what I do. |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:04:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A friend of mine has a ten year old son named Tristen. How much more gay can you get ? As for the last name thing, Madison is popular around here because of James Madison and the county of Madison. Many Girls named Maddie or Maddy. Also Schuyler, named after the town where "The Waltons" tv show takes place, although some will spell it Skylar. Sissy Spacek, who has lived here for many years, named her daughter Schuyler. She was in the movie Orange County, with Jack Black. My wife likes the pretty boy names. Tristen, Devlin. I said hell no... |
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Posted: 11/26/2015 11:05:34 AM EDT
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Jaxon, any car name, Tabor? wtf is a Tabor? Banjo, Apple, Blanket and any of the "dens". Any of the stupid spellings, if my mom had named me Jym I'd murder her. If by some miracle I have a child I am going to name him Retardo Montalban. Ha. When ever my son does something dumb, I call him Retardo Montalbon. 
His name is Mason. |
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