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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:06:35 AM EDT
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OP needs to take this guy to a strip club.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:09:22 AM EDT
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Tell your "friend" he isn't the only guy in the world to totally distort reality to suit his agenda.
Matter of fact there was a 30 minute documentary about the very real dangers of obsessing over service workers: Big Tippers |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:14:14 AM EDT
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What ever you do, don't take him to the titty bar. that's what I came here to say |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:19:43 AM EDT
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Better things to do? 
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Thread derailed. Op go take 5. Why? Glad I wasn't the only to notice that. 31-yo virgin? 
How is that even possible?
Jacking off so much that your dick flinches when you raise your right hand is an accomplishment, but it isn't normally considered one of the better things to do. If I was 31 and not getting laid, my dick would have finger grooves in it like a Glock. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:23:39 AM EDT
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His family's loaded. Owns a few convenience stores. Still lives with his parents. Doesn't have a job. First and only wife left him after she cheated on him. He has the mindset of a preteen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And this guy was married before? How did he accomplish that the first time? His family's loaded. Owns a few convenience stores. Still lives with his parents. Doesn't have a job. First and only wife left him after she cheated on him. He has the mindset of a preteen. Money can make a 51 year old very attractive to a 20 year old. 
Plenty of older men have relationships with younger women--they have the material success and offer stability that flighty younger men don't. However, he's got to bring a heck of a lot more than "living with his parents and no job" to the table. My divorced neurosurgeon friend is in his fifties and just landed a new wife that is a smoking hot 28 year old. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:25:20 AM EDT
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First, he's 51 and she's 20. Second, the only encounter they had was at our table, namely she waited on us. He didn't so much as talk to her, so I was completely surprised when he told me a few days later that he couldn't get her out of his mind. Granted, she was a PYT, but still. He's been divorced for about a decade, and so I don't know how he satisfies his urges. I'd guess wax-on, wax-off to the typical porn sites. I don't know, I never realized he was that socially awkward. He asked me if I thought she liked him. Why do you think that? I ask back. Because she dressed so skimpy like she was showing herself to me, enticing me. I said, that's her uniform, and that's her job. She doesn't like you. I don't think she even remembers you. Then, he replied, she shouldn't have teased me with that outfit. By wearing that, she's asking to take it to the next level. Next level? I ask. What next level? You know, sex, he replied. He was implying he couldn't be responsible if women dressed that way in front of men. He reasoned that by dressing that way, they are conveying a message to the man, who is ruled by his sexual urges. I said, I think you're missing the point. Know anyone who thinks like this? Do you think this way? I think your "friend" cough cough...Ahem... is on the wrong website. and no normal Men don't think like that so. You've I mean err.. I mean your "friend" has problems and needs help. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:25:27 AM EDT
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Sprinkle some salt peter in his food next time you go there with him. He is trouble waiting to happen.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:26:42 AM EDT
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"Your friend" sounds a little rapey. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:28:03 AM EDT
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Poor Hooters girl. Gonna be a lampshade soon.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:30:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:39:41 AM EDT
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Jacking off so much that your dick flinches when you raise your right hand is an accomplishment, but it isn't normally considered one of the better things to do. If I was 31 and not getting laid, my dick would have finger grooves in it like a Glock. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thread derailed. Op go take 5. Why? Glad I wasn't the only to notice that. 31-yo virgin?
How is that even possible?
Jacking off so much that your dick flinches when you raise your right hand is an accomplishment, but it isn't normally considered one of the better things to do. If I was 31 and not getting laid, my dick would have finger grooves in it like a Glock. 
MadMonkey might want to have his T levels checked. Better things to do? Fuck in my teens, twenties and early thirties that's all I thought about. I didn't get it all the time, but you can be damn sure I tried a lot. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 8:46:23 AM EDT
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"Your friend" sounds a little rapey. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:16:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: First, he's 51 and she's 20. Second, the only encounter they had was at our table, namely she waited on us. He didn't so much as talk to her, so I was completely surprised when he told me a few days later that he couldn't get her out of his mind. Granted, she was a PYT, but still. He's been divorced for about a decade, and so I don't know how he satisfies his urges. I'd guess wax-on, wax-off to the typical porn sites. I don't know, I never realized he was that socially awkward. He asked me if I thought she liked him. Why do you think that? I ask back. Because she dressed so skimpy like she was showing herself to me, enticing me. I said, that's her uniform, and that's her job. She doesn't like you. I don't think she even remembers you. Then, he replied, she shouldn't have teased me with that outfit. By wearing that, she's asking to take it to the next level. Next level? I ask. What next level? You know, sex, he replied. He was implying he couldn't be responsible if women dressed that way in front of men. He reasoned that by dressing that way, they are conveying a message to the man, who is ruled by his sexual urges. I said, I think you're missing the point. Know anyone who thinks like this? Do you think this way? |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:26:51 AM EDT
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Did I get in before NorCal?
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:28:00 AM EDT
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The fuck Goddamn Im glad I don't have it that bad in the lady department to think like this |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:29:34 AM EDT
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This is an internet joke with no punch line....
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:40:55 AM EDT
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First, he's 51 and she's 20. Second, the only encounter they had was at our table, namely she waited on us. He didn't so much as talk to her, so I was completely surprised when he told me a few days later that he couldn't get her out of his mind. Granted, she was a PYT, but still. He's been divorced for about a decade, and so I don't know how he satisfies his urges. I'd guess wax-on, wax-off to the typical porn sites. I don't know, I never realized he was that socially awkward. He asked me if I thought she liked him. Why do you think that? I ask back. Because she dressed so skimpy like she was showing herself to me, enticing me. I said, that's her uniform, and that's her job. She doesn't like you. I don't think she even remembers you. Then, he replied, she shouldn't have teased me with that outfit. By wearing that, she's asking to take it to the next level. Next level? I ask. What next level? You know, sex, he replied. He was implying he couldn't be responsible if women dressed that way in front of men. He reasoned that by dressing that way, they are conveying a message to the man, who is ruled by his sexual urges. I said, I think you're missing the point. Know anyone who thinks like this? Do you think this way? I do know people like this..serial killers, rapists, stalkers, generally those with a severe mental illness. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:41:41 AM EDT
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I've never understood the point of Hooters. You want food? Lots of places with better food. You want to ogle women? Lots of strip clubs to ogle women at. Hell, in Dallas, the strip clubs have better food, so two birds with one stone.
Isn't their sole market pretty much married guys who would get into trouble if they went to a strip club? |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:44:30 AM EDT
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Real glad I didn't take him to the strip club. It did cross my mind. The guy was very sheltered. Take him to the strip club. He'll forget the Hooters waitress. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:48:39 AM EDT
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Take him to a place where the trade is legal and get him squared away
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:52:37 AM EDT
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Take him to the strip club. He'll forget the Hooters waitress. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Real glad I didn't take him to the strip club. It did cross my mind. The guy was very sheltered. Take him to the strip club. He'll forget the Hooters waitress. He might even see some of them there (without the chicken wings). |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:53:28 AM EDT
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I've never understood the point of Hooters. You want food? Lots of places with better food. You want to ogle women? Lots of strip clubs to ogle women at. Hell, in Dallas, the strip clubs have better food, so two birds with one stone. Isn't their sole market pretty much married guys who would get into trouble if they went to a strip club? There was a time when Hooters was the premier wings and beer place in many towns, and one of the best places to catch a game Now, new places have surpassed them on all of that. But, they were the shit in their hayday. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:55:10 AM EDT
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He's always been sheltered. I took him to Hooters to show him a good time as he was not feeling cheerful lately. Hooters was no big deal to me, but it was like a whole new world to him. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeaaaaah don't ever allow him to be alone with a female. Or male. Or goat, or dog, or anything else with a hole. Even your car, especially if the exhaust is still warm. He's always been sheltered. I took him to Hooters to show him a good time as he was not feeling cheerful lately. Hooters was no big deal to me, but it was like a whole new world to him. Time to start distancing yourself....before you get dragged into anything. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:57:48 AM EDT
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Gonna give her the ol' Hot Cosby.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 9:59:53 AM EDT
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Reminds of a south park episode.
I know a guy that acts similar when he is drinking , so I usually stay away when he gets all creepy like that. He is not a bad guy and all, but I'm sure not getting laid in the last five years and a bunch of alcohol tend to stir up some odd thoughts. Guys like this never do anything to help themselves out when it comes to women. The sit and think that God will drop some hottie into their laps without them even trying just a little bit to get out there. And yes, having money does attract the women more then other women say or will admit to. Below average guys with some cash and financial security do seem to pull in some womenz. If your buddy's trunk has rope, duct tape, and chloroform in it , you may have a more severe issue then first thought. Or he is doing some digging in his basement. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:00:37 AM EDT
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His family's loaded. Owns a few convenience stores. Still lives with his parents. Doesn't have a job. First and only wife left him after she cheated on him. He has the mindset of a preteen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And this guy was married before? How did he accomplish that the first time? His family's loaded. Owns a few convenience stores. Still lives with his parents. Doesn't have a job. First and only wife left him after she cheated on him. He has the mindset of a preteen. That's his parents fault. They never forced him to grow up |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:01:08 AM EDT
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His logic sounds flawless, you just missed her obvious signals. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Yup. He is currently shoulder deep in 20yr old poon |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:01:21 AM EDT
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Based on my experience with friends that went down that road she will be chunky and pregnant and run his life in no time.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:02:09 AM EDT
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Creeper.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:03:52 AM EDT
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"Your friend" sounds a little rapey. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:06:08 AM EDT
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There was a time when Hooters was the premier wings and beer place in many towns, and one of the best places to catch a game Now, new places have surpassed them on all of that. But, they were the shit in their hayday. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood the point of Hooters. You want food? Lots of places with better food. You want to ogle women? Lots of strip clubs to ogle women at. Hell, in Dallas, the strip clubs have better food, so two birds with one stone. Isn't their sole market pretty much married guys who would get into trouble if they went to a strip club? There was a time when Hooters was the premier wings and beer place in many towns, and one of the best places to catch a game Now, new places have surpassed them on all of that. But, they were the shit in their hayday. Yeah, they don't even lead the scantily clad females serving mediocre food in a chain restaurant category anymore. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:07:12 AM EDT
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First, he's 51 and she's 20. Second, the only encounter they had was at our table, namely she waited on us. He didn't so much as talk to her, so I was completely surprised when he told me a few days later that he couldn't get her out of his mind. Granted, she was a PYT, but still. He's been divorced for about a decade, and so I don't know how he satisfies his urges. I'd guess wax-on, wax-off to the typical porn sites. I don't know, I never realized he was that socially awkward. He asked me if I thought she liked him. Why do you think that? I ask back. Because she dressed so skimpy like she was showing herself to me, enticing me. I said, that's her uniform, and that's her job. She doesn't like you. I don't think she even remembers you. Then, he replied, she shouldn't have teased me with that outfit. By wearing that, she's asking to take it to the next level. Next level? I ask. What next level? You know, sex, he replied. He was implying he couldn't be responsible if women dressed that way in front of men. He reasoned that by dressing that way, they are conveying a message to the man, who is ruled by his sexual urges. I said, I think you're missing the point. Know anyone who thinks like this? Do you think this way? Yeah, they're called Muslims. Your friend needs to pick up his game and rise to beta level. For fucks sake
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:28:39 AM EDT
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I have to admit I've never been to Hooters. I don't understand the appeal. If you want to see women, go to strip bars. If you want food, there are any number of better places. Sports bars? Again, any number of alternatives.
I guess Hooters has a certain dynamic for young guys that go in groups. They must be too inhibited to simply go to a strip bar. After all, Hooters is "quasi-respectable." My prediction is that Hooters is a dying business model. The novelty has worn off. Bankruptcy is in their future. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:32:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:38:42 AM EDT
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"Your friend" sounds a little rapey. IMO a very clear red flag has been shown. His mindset seems warped. Cheers! -JC |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:45:32 AM EDT
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OP, did your friend fly to Turkey recently?
Plane diverted after man Strips and asks stewardess for sex |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:47:47 AM EDT
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Is your friend Muslim and practicing sharia law?
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:48:10 AM EDT
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Its a good thing you didnt take him to a fkn strip club... Geez WTF
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:49:12 AM EDT
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OP...this is an interesting troll post.
I am guessing you are an anti-hetrocage type SJW, and you thought up this thread because you wanted to prove that gun owners are all socially awkward uneducated misogynists... Maybe you should try harder next time. If you want to be a better troll, you should spend some time here and figure out who does well at it, then ask them for some pointers. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:50:55 AM EDT
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Those uniforms are pretty stupid
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:51:32 AM EDT
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I have to admit I've never been to Hooters. I don't understand the appeal. If you want to see women, go to strip bars. If you want food, there are any number of better places. Sports bars? Again, any number of alternatives. I guess Hooters has a certain dynamic for young guys that go in groups. They must be too inhibited to simply go to a strip bar. After all, Hooters is "quasi-respectable." My prediction is that Hooters is a dying business model. The novelty has worn off. Bankruptcy is in their future. My main objection to Hooters is that the foot sucks. You can see more skin at the beach or pool if that is your thing and skip the cheap bar food. Unfortunately I think you are wrong there are all sorts of rivals to Hooters now. Twin Peaks and Show Me's come to mind. It isn't young guys I see at these places it is the 50 something weekend wannabe bad ass Biker types. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:53:56 AM EDT
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Yeah, they don't even lead the scantily clad females serving mediocre food in a chain restaurant category anymore. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood the point of Hooters. You want food? Lots of places with better food. You want to ogle women? Lots of strip clubs to ogle women at. Hell, in Dallas, the strip clubs have better food, so two birds with one stone. Isn't their sole market pretty much married guys who would get into trouble if they went to a strip club? There was a time when Hooters was the premier wings and beer place in many towns, and one of the best places to catch a game Now, new places have surpassed them on all of that. But, they were the shit in their hayday. Yeah, they don't even lead the scantily clad females serving mediocre food in a chain restaurant category anymore. I haven't been brave enough to eat what was coming out of the kitchen of the strip clubs that I've been to.
Been to Twin Peaks once in Austin. The waitresses were all pretty hot. What's not to get? If the food is good enough it's worth going for the scenery. I haven't tried out the others like it. Hooters is dying cause the food is crap. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:54:03 AM EDT
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I had a lead man, mechanic supervisor who was a great electrical tech. Tell me when he worked for a local BMW dealer, they flew him to Atlanta for some classes. He decided to go a to a local Hooters while in town. Picked up a waitress, skipped the classes and spent his days just balling her, till he flew back and got ripped by his supervisor. He said it was well worth it.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:55:14 AM EDT
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I have to admit I've never been to Hooters. I don't understand the appeal. If you want to see women, go to strip bars. If you want food, there are any number of better places. Sports bars? Again, any number of alternatives. I guess Hooters has a certain dynamic for young guys that go in groups. They must be too inhibited to simply go to a strip bar. After all, Hooters is "quasi-respectable." My prediction is that Hooters is a dying business model. The novelty has worn off. Bankruptcy is in their future. There are none left near where I live. Other brands of the same thing have replaced them or there is simply nothing in its place. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:55:36 AM EDT
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Your friend is a fucking nut job. |
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:55:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:56:42 AM EDT
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OP's story is not uncommon. One of my buddys was the mgr. of our Hooters and they have some crazy hot FSU girls as waitresses. He had stories of old guys, tradesmen, etc coming in there, falling for a waitress and then hanging around daily. These cats would drop huge tips, (the tradesmen were just the employees and not the owner of the company) they would buy these girls bikinis, and other gifts, it was crazy. One professional guy got busted by his wife for hanging out there so much, she told him to shut it down. He would park down the road and walk to hooters so his wife wouldn't see his car in the parking lot. Every Hooters in the world probably has the same story as OP's.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:57:47 AM EDT
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Show him the South Park episode. If that doesn't help him figure it out, take him to the Tilted Kilt or any other number of similar concept restaurants, or a strip club. Maybe it'll dawn on him there.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:58:33 AM EDT
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stuff happens.
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Posted: 10/21/2015 10:59:30 AM EDT
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First, he's 51 and she's 20. Second, the only encounter they had was at our table, namely she waited on us. He didn't so much as talk to her, so I was completely surprised when he told me a few days later that he couldn't get her out of his mind. Granted, she was a PYT, but still. He's been divorced for about a decade, and so I don't know how he satisfies his urges. I'd guess wax-on, wax-off to the typical porn sites. I don't know, I never realized he was that socially awkward. He asked me if I thought she liked him. Why do you think that? I ask back. Because she dressed so skimpy like she was showing herself to me, enticing me. I said, that's her uniform, and that's her job. She doesn't like you. I don't think she even remembers you. Then, he replied, she shouldn't have teased me with that outfit. By wearing that, she's asking to take it to the next level. Next level? I ask. What next level? You know, sex, he replied. He was implying he couldn't be responsible if women dressed that way in front of men. He reasoned that by dressing that way, they are conveying a message to the man, who is ruled by his sexual urges. I said, I think you're missing the point. Know anyone who thinks like this? Do you think this way? Your friend is a fucking nut job. This ^ and he needs to hire an escort, or head to the spa.... |
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