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Posted: 10/13/2015 9:59:58 AM EDT
[#1]
I can see the ad campaign now.
Raytheon... Giving a whole new generation of soldiers something to draw dicks on. 
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:00:02 AM EDT
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[Surveys scene in binoculars] This calls for the ballistic dildo. 
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:05:45 AM EDT
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LOL....this was part of the 'Warrior 2000' symposium at Ft Benning in 1998 if I recall correctly... what's old is new.....what's next? electronic camouflage? oh, wait...... |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:05:59 AM EDT
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Nice, and the next step is make it autonomous with cameras
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:12:26 AM EDT
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I can't wait to see Joe down range with 20 of these sticking off him.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:20:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:48:54 AM EDT
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Reading the article, it sounds like it rides up on the grenade launcher charge, tries to acquire the laser designator, and then fires the internal rocket to go make the kill.
Sorry, kids. No charcoal face for you from backblast! |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:53:48 AM EDT
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What? You didn't know 40mm grenades were rocket propelled?
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Full Story http://defensetech.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pike-missile-model-600x400-490x327.jpg Raytheon Co., the world’s largest missile maker, unveiled a new miniature laser-guided missile for Special Forces and infantry troops. Measuring just 17 inches long and 1.5 inches wide and weighing just 1.7 pounds, the projectile has a range of about 2 kilometers and is designed to be fired from existing rocket-propelled grenade launchers, such as the M203 and ELGM, Smith said. Smith wouldn’t say how much internal research and development funding the company spent on the project, but he said the effort has been underway for about three years. In May, Raytheon successfully tested two Pike munitions with dummy warheads at a private range in Texas, he said. The technology is compatible with any kind of properly coded laser designator, he said. "It sees the reflection of laser energy off the target,” he said. "It’s looking for that laser energy. As it hits its apogee and it starts coming downhill, it will see its laser spot … You don’t even have to start by lasing. You can launch it, just as long as you get the laser on it before it hits its apogee and starts coming down. For a long shot like that, you could probably lase 15 seconds after launch.” An M203 launcher beneath an M4 rifle would need to be modified to accept the round, Smith said. "The ones that are underneath the M4 carbines now, they can’t swing out far enough to slide it in,” he said. "It only sticks out so far. So they would have to modify that.” What? You didn't know 40mm grenades were rocket propelled?
That and the 203 was phased out for the 320... |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:58:03 AM EDT
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Too small a warhead, in my opinion, for true Infantry use. Why didn't Raytheon just come out and say it is for drone use? Scared? How's that? How many direct fire attacks have been at a range that is past 500 meters, out to 1000? It would be a nice asset to send into the idiot that thinks he's at a safe stand off distance, taking shots at us. It would be useful. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 10:59:38 AM EDT
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We're taking fire from that building over there. Should we call for air?
No, paint 'em and dick 'em... |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:00:38 AM EDT
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Looks like Hillary's sex toy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Full Story http://defensetech.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pike-missile-model-600x400-490x327.jpg Raytheon Co., the world’s largest missile maker, unveiled a new miniature laser-guided missile for Special Forces and infantry troops. ... Looks like Hillary's sex toy. Needs more teeth. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:06:08 AM EDT
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Screw the cargo pants, now I want one with my MRAP please.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:07:02 AM EDT
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We're taking fire from that building over there. Should we call for air? No, paint 'em and dick 'em... Vertically insert an explosively kinetic cock.... Infidel pork cock swords for you!!! 
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:11:04 AM EDT
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A surprise cock for cockfags.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:11:27 AM EDT
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I will take 10,000. send them to the normal address.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:14:32 AM EDT
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Serious question....how much more explosive can this thing carry vs. a standard 40mm round? Like 2 or 3 times the amount? Would it really justify the price tag? Based on what I'm reading it seems like it's main advantage is providing firepower beyond 400 meters, that's it. Am I missing anything?
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:16:57 AM EDT
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the M203 is so limited in what it can use
The M79 was much more useful.. this missile would probably work w/o any problem, given its a std 40mm grenade format. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:19:38 AM EDT
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We're taking fire from that building over there. Should we call for air? No, paint 'em and dick 'em... Give em the dick... |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:22:01 AM EDT
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Hinge the 203 at the muzzle. There's already the perfect thing available to buy. (pic is airsoft, couldn't find a decent open-breech pic of the real one) 
Note that it slides forward and then swivels slightly so that longer rounds can be used. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:23:13 AM EDT
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Fun!
PSG: Put some ballistic cock on that guy! |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:23:49 AM EDT
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Nah, too small for that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Full Story http://defensetech.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pike-missile-model-600x400-490x327.jpg Raytheon Co., the world’s largest missile maker, unveiled a new miniature laser-guided missile for Special Forces and infantry troops. ... Looks like Hillary's sex toy. Nah, too small for that. and there aren't enough spikes on the end.. (think tiger's penis) |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:26:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Finally the Chuck Norris rocket launching dirtbike will be a reality...........................  https://youtu.be/pTPjWrDmsZ0 |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:29:33 AM EDT
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Serious question....how much more explosive can this thing carry vs. a standard 40mm round? Like 2 or 3 times the amount? Would it really justify the price tag? Based on what I'm reading it seems like it's main advantage is providing firepower beyond 400 meters, that's it. Am I missing anything? A sub-2 pound laser guided missile that's basically the size of a sex toy, with a range of 2km and you don't see an advantage to having that? |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:30:02 AM EDT
[#24]
Looks like a good tool for political assassination. Just pointing that out.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:30:21 AM EDT
[#25]
Looks like:
Designator guided Infantry Launched Destructive Ordnance |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:32:02 AM EDT
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Almost 2200 yards - laser designated. Looks like something every designated marksman might want in his inventory. I mean really - fuck windage and drop - blow out the enemy and the room he is hiding in.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:36:01 AM EDT
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Private, go see the supply Sergeant and tell him you need dick.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:37:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:45:37 AM EDT
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Depends on how long it's in the air... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How long for it hits regular infantry units? Depends on how long it's in the air... lol |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:48:10 AM EDT
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Looks like: Designator guided Infantry Launched Destructive Ordnance Seconded. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:49:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Give em the dick... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We're taking fire from that building over there. Should we call for air? No, paint 'em and dick 'em... Give em the dick... "Money shot" |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:50:11 AM EDT
[#32]
 So THAT's what those UT students have been carrying around in protest. That makes much more sense. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:50:42 AM EDT
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Is that a pike in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:54:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seconded. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Looks like: Designator guided Infantry Launched Destructive Ordnance Seconded. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 11:56:30 AM EDT
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Now all they need to do is shrink the .1kt warhead into that thing.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:00:23 PM EDT
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I can't wait to see Joe down range with 20 of these sticking off him. Call in the pin cushion for dicks? Gotta say that I cannot wait to hear stories of infantry using these and lasing the asses of the enemy troops. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:01:42 PM EDT
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Baby Copperheads.
Groovy. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:02:18 PM EDT
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Looks like a good tool for political assassination. Just pointing that out. Terrible, as who the fuck has mini guided missiles other than the USA? Just put some Cs137 in his coffee and everyone will blame Putin.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:07:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Ass rammer" "Ass reamer" "Peperation-M" Come with your own. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: [Surveys scene in binoculars] This calls for the ballistic dildo. "Ass rammer" "Ass reamer" "Peperation-M" Come with your own. donkey dick of death. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:30:11 PM EDT
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donkey dick of death. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[Surveys scene in binoculars] This calls for the ballistic dildo. "Ass rammer" "Ass reamer" "Peperation-M" Come with your own. donkey dick of death. Preparation-HE Vag-blaster Ass-blaster fiery Penise Rocket cock Pocket rocket Exploding choked chicken The shaft Flying trouser snake |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:41:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Preparation-HE Vag-blaster Ass-blaster fiery Penise Rocket cock Pocket rocket Exploding choked chicken The shaft Flying trouser snake Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [Surveys scene in binoculars] This calls for the ballistic dildo. "Ass rammer" "Ass reamer" "Peperation-M" Come with your own. donkey dick of death. Preparation-HE Vag-blaster Ass-blaster fiery Penise Rocket cock Pocket rocket Exploding choked chicken The shaft Flying trouser snake |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:47:18 PM EDT
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Serious question....how much more explosive can this thing carry vs. a standard 40mm round? Like 2 or 3 times the amount? Would it really justify the price tag? Based on what I'm reading it seems like it's main advantage is providing firepower beyond 400 meters, that's it. Am I missing anything? A five-fold range increase and precision guidance? That's a pretty big capability leap. Instead of just adapting it to the M203, will we go "full circle" and develop a standalone launcher? Think "M79 has angry sex with a LAWS"... a microzooka if you will. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:49:23 PM EDT
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Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft green weenie gap! -- General "Buck" Turgidson
Shit's gonna get real when a civilian figures out how to make a cheap knock off.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 12:50:46 PM EDT
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A five-fold range increase and precision guidance? That's a pretty big capability leap. Instead of just adapting it to the M203, will we go "full circle" and develop a standalone launcher? Think "M79 has angry sex with a LAWS"... a microzooka if you will. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Serious question....how much more explosive can this thing carry vs. a standard 40mm round? Like 2 or 3 times the amount? Would it really justify the price tag? Based on what I'm reading it seems like it's main advantage is providing firepower beyond 400 meters, that's it. Am I missing anything? A five-fold range increase and precision guidance? That's a pretty big capability leap. Instead of just adapting it to the M203, will we go "full circle" and develop a standalone launcher? Think "M79 has angry sex with a LAWS"... a microzooka if you will. From what I understand, the HK GP is in pretty wide issue at this point. The M320. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 1:15:12 PM EDT
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A five-fold range increase and precision guidance? That's a pretty big capability leap. Instead of just adapting it to the M203, will we go "full circle" and develop a standalone launcher? Think "M79 Mk-19 has angry sex with a LAWS"... a microzooka if you will. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Serious question....how much more explosive can this thing carry vs. a standard 40mm round? Like 2 or 3 times the amount? Would it really justify the price tag? Based on what I'm reading it seems like it's main advantage is providing firepower beyond 400 meters, that's it. Am I missing anything? A five-fold range increase and precision guidance? That's a pretty big capability leap. Instead of just adapting it to the M203, will we go "full circle" and develop a standalone launcher? Think "M79 Mk-19 has angry sex with a LAWS"... a microzooka if you will.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 2:19:51 PM EDT
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No fucking way anyone below the rank of CPT is gonna have launch authority.
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Posted: 10/13/2015 3:11:58 PM EDT
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Serious question....how much more explosive can this thing carry vs. a standard 40mm round? Like 2 or 3 times the amount? Would it really justify the price tag? Based on what I'm reading it seems like it's main advantage is providing firepower beyond 400 meters, that's it. Am I missing anything? Yes, Kinetic energy for one thing. It ain't just riding gravity down. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 3:13:15 PM EDT
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and there aren't enough spikes on the end.. (think tiger's penis) That, and there are some things that even a laser guided missile won't do. |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 3:14:55 PM EDT
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Seconded. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like: Designator guided Infantry Launched Destructive Ordnance Seconded. Motion is seconded. All in favor? |
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Posted: 10/13/2015 3:16:32 PM EDT
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Motion is seconded. All in favor? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like: Designator guided Infantry Launched Destructive Ordnance Seconded. Motion is seconded. All in favor? aye |
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