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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:17:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:28:32 PM EDT
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So you blast the choochipop with a lazer, and poof. It's tighter, wetter, and feels better? It's a pussy lazer. Pussy lazer
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:30:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Pussy. Laser.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:36:04 PM EDT
[#3]
So now you just wait outside the door of the spa and the womenz will flock to you to give their "new and improved" pussy a test-drive. Winning!
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:37:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Everybody knows pussies love lasers.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:38:21 PM EDT
[#5]
So send this link to an ex...
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:41:54 PM EDT
[#6]
When does the Pookie Photon Torpedo come out?
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:41:56 PM EDT
[#7]
Pussy con. Trol.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:43:42 PM EDT
[#8]
I will not click this link..
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:43:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Do you ever read a thread title and then not read the link because it can't possibly be as awesome as what your already imagining?
This is one of those times. I'm imagining vaginas required with lasers. Zzzzap! 
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:49:19 PM EDT
[#10]
Zzzzzap? Like a mosquito zapper?
I was thinking more like disco lights and a kazoo hanging out of her bedazzled vag tooting Abba's dancing queen...... Lol there's an image for you....if you see it on South Park remember where you heard it first...... |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:51:28 PM EDT
[#11]
Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag.
Cheaper than divorce, I guess? 
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:51:46 PM EDT
[#12]
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Zzzzzap? Like a mosquito zapper? I was thinking more like disco lights and a kazoo hanging out of her bedazzled vag tooting Abba's dancing queen...... Lol there's an image for you....if you see it on South Park remember where you heard it first...... Do you even pipe bro? |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:51:52 PM EDT
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Zzzzzap? Like a mosquito zapper? I was thinking more like disco lights and a kazoo hanging out of her bedazzled vag tooting Abba's dancing queen...... Lol there's an image for you....if you see it on South Park remember where you heard it first...... I guess kinda like a bug zapper...Lol But I'm surfacing it from the female perspective. 
Lousy lay? Zzzzap! |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:52:28 PM EDT
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Three or four 10-minute treatments, at $1,150 per session, are recommended for optimum results. Clients can also purchase a package of four sessions upfront for $3,450 ($862 per session).
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WINE $3450 WILL BUY? 
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:54:12 PM EDT
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Three or four 10-minute treatments, at $1,150 per session, are recommended for optimum results. Clients can also purchase a package of four sessions upfront for $3,450 ($862 per session). DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WINE $3450 WILL BUY? Franchise availability? 
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:54:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Sure, that's what they all say...
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:55:57 PM EDT
[#17]
just in time for the wife's birthday
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:56:04 PM EDT
[#18]
I feared it was like sharks with lasers.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:57:30 PM EDT
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quality dick and some kegels Sounds like a good name for a CROSSFIT BOX |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:58:21 PM EDT
[#20]
That's expensive
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Posted: 10/2/2015 2:59:52 PM EDT
[#21]
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Three or four 10-minute treatments, at $1,150 per session, are recommended for optimum results. Clients can also purchase a package of four sessions upfront for $3,450 ($862 per session). DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WINE $3450 WILL BUY? About 380 or so decent bottles . That will get a lot of fun
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:00:58 PM EDT
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I would like to be an assistant or a laser operator please.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:01:27 PM EDT
[#23]
Manufacturer Refubished Snapper!!
Outstanding! |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:08:36 PM EDT
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Three or four 10-minute treatments, at $1,150 per session, are recommended for optimum results. Clients can also purchase a package of four sessions upfront for $3,450 ($862 per session). Are you kidding? Laser pointers are cheap. For that kind of profit margin I can order a case of keychain laser pointers from Amazon and open my own location in the Volunteer state. I'll be rolling dough by the end of the year. Off to tell my boss I quit. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:15:40 PM EDT
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Not a woman, but I don't think I would be a big fan of having a laser shot at my equatorial region.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:17:46 PM EDT
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You know, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'm willing to take a look.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:20:32 PM EDT
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Do you ever read a thread title and then not read the link because it can't possibly be as awesome as what your already imagining? This is one of those times. I'm imagining vaginas required with lasers. Zzzzap!
Could compliment the Nixon mask? |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:23:07 PM EDT
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I just checked and you can buy one of those lasers on ali baba for under 10k and it comes with a certificate that says you know how to use it!
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/FDA-approved-2014-professional-fractional-co2_60002756152.html?spm=a2700.7724857.35.1.trTazq&s=p |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:23:23 PM EDT
[#29]
A good cough does the same thing.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:24:19 PM EDT
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Zzzzzap? Like a mosquito zapper?.. So a bug zapper is a less expensive alternative method? I'll talk the wife into sitting on the bug zapper tonight and report back!
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:26:07 PM EDT
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So a bug zapper is a less expensive alternative method? I'll talk the wife into sitting on the bug zapper tonight and report back!
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Zzzzzap? Like a mosquito zapper?.. So a bug zapper is a less expensive alternative method? I'll talk the wife into sitting on the bug zapper tonight and report back!
And make sure you get that on video. There has got to be money to made with that kind of footage. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:26:09 PM EDT
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Not a woman, but I don't think I would be a big fan of having a laser shot at my equatorial region. I dunno, I think most guys would risk a laser at their willy if it made it bigger. This is essentially that for a woman. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:26:21 PM EDT
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When does the Pookie Photon Torpedo come out? about an hour after the trip to the all you can eat chili buffet...
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:27:25 PM EDT
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I suspect there will be 30-50 "views" of this thread per actual reply.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:28:06 PM EDT
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:31:12 PM EDT
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? Throwing a beer can down a hallway doesn't look much different than throwing a hot dog. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:32:58 PM EDT
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Because if there's one source of advice I trust regarding the latest, greatest medical procedures, it's a former Real Housewives star.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:35:46 PM EDT
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A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. Let me stop you right there. See, a lot of guys apparently fall into this trap. They want to please their lady (and who doesn't), and so they naturally think that the biggest and best piece of hardware must be the solution. We get it. Power tools are cool, and power tools that give orgasms must be awesome, right? The problem is, you're replacing yourself. Keep in mind, the HMW was invented by Japanese guys to stunt-double for their tiny penises. You really want to invite Big Jim Slade into your bedroom? No, you don't. Also, because you're talking power tools here, you're missing out on the intimacy. Sure, she's moaning, but what are you doing? Sitting there holding your dick? Or maybe you stick it in and use the HMW for a surface treatment. Sure, you're picking up some good vibrations, but what do you think the little lady is able to pay attention to? You're in a threesome all of a sudden, and you're the backup. There's a reason women don't buy robotic pussies for their guys. Because they know better. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:36:20 PM EDT
[#39]
I don't need them to be better, just more accessible...
TC |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:38:12 PM EDT
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A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. No, it's not, it's a horrible option. It desensitizes. Imagine, say, fucking someone and then having a numb dick for three days. I like to keep my lady bits with some feeling to them. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:40:27 PM EDT
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Let me stop you right there. See, a lot of guys apparently fall into this trap. They want to please their lady (and who doesn't), and so they naturally think that the biggest and best piece of hardware must be the solution. We get it. Power tools are cool, and power tools that give orgasms must be awesome, right? The problem is, you're replacing yourself. Keep in mind, the HMW was invented by Japanese guys to stunt-double for their tiny penises. You really want to invite Big Jim Slade into your bedroom? No, you don't. Also, because you're talking power tools here, you're missing out on the intimacy. Sure, she's moaning, but what are you doing? Sitting there holding your dick? Or maybe you stick it in and use the HMW for a surface treatment. Sure, you're picking up some good vibrations, but what do you think the little lady is able to pay attention to? You're in a threesome all of a sudden, and you're the backup. There's a reason women don't buy robotic pussies for their guys. Because they know better. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. Let me stop you right there. See, a lot of guys apparently fall into this trap. They want to please their lady (and who doesn't), and so they naturally think that the biggest and best piece of hardware must be the solution. We get it. Power tools are cool, and power tools that give orgasms must be awesome, right? The problem is, you're replacing yourself. Keep in mind, the HMW was invented by Japanese guys to stunt-double for their tiny penises. You really want to invite Big Jim Slade into your bedroom? No, you don't. Also, because you're talking power tools here, you're missing out on the intimacy. Sure, she's moaning, but what are you doing? Sitting there holding your dick? Or maybe you stick it in and use the HMW for a surface treatment. Sure, you're picking up some good vibrations, but what do you think the little lady is able to pay attention to? You're in a threesome all of a sudden, and you're the backup. There's a reason women don't buy robotic pussies for their guys. Because they know better. I must be doing something wrong then because it works great for my woman when we're doing the dirty. She's a member here so I won't go into details.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:41:35 PM EDT
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No, it's not, it's a horrible option. It desensitizes. Imagine, say, fucking someone and then having a numb dick for three days. I like to keep my lady bits with some feeling to them. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. No, it's not, it's a horrible option. It desensitizes. Imagine, say, fucking someone and then having a numb dick for three days. I like to keep my lady bits with some feeling to them. Your aren't supposed to turn it on high and press so hard you hands turn white.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:41:38 PM EDT
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Here is an expert:
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:42:38 PM EDT
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Your aren't supposed to turn it on high and press so hard you hands turn white. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. No, it's not, it's a horrible option. It desensitizes. Imagine, say, fucking someone and then having a numb dick for three days. I like to keep my lady bits with some feeling to them. Your aren't supposed to turn it on high and press so hard you hands turn white. I don't. But when you're already highly sensitive, it's just a cootchie killer. I'll stick with my right hand or good old fashioned D. Works every time.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:44:30 PM EDT
[#45]
Meh, spit on it and have a huge cock like me.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:46:08 PM EDT
[#46]
if it works I'd pay that for the wife
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:54:58 PM EDT
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Meh, spit on it and have a huge cock like me. *subscribes* |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:55:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I dunno, I think most guys would risk a laser at their willy if it made it bigger. This is essentially that for a woman. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not a woman, but I don't think I would be a big fan of having a laser shot at my equatorial region. I dunno, I think most guys would risk a laser at their willy if it made it bigger. This is essentially that for a woman. Meh. In my mind I picture a grub on a sidewalk being burned with a magnifying glass. |
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Posted: 10/2/2015 3:56:14 PM EDT
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Not a woman, but I don't think I would be a big fan of having a laser shot at my equatorial region. Imagine if they offered a similar treatment for dudes ,making your schmekel much bigger/longer...... Dudes would be lined up for days............ equatorial region or not.
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Posted: 10/2/2015 4:01:36 PM EDT
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Let me stop you right there. See, a lot of guys apparently fall into this trap. They want to please their lady (and who doesn't), and so they naturally think that the biggest and best piece of hardware must be the solution. We get it. Power tools are cool, and power tools that give orgasms must be awesome, right? The problem is, you're replacing yourself. Keep in mind, the HMW was invented by Japanese guys to stunt-double for their tiny penises. You really want to invite Big Jim Slade into your bedroom? No, you don't. Also, because you're talking power tools here, you're missing out on the intimacy. Sure, she's moaning, but what are you doing? Sitting there holding your dick? Or maybe you stick it in and use the HMW for a surface treatment. Sure, you're picking up some good vibrations, but what do you think the little lady is able to pay attention to? You're in a threesome all of a sudden, and you're the backup. There's a reason women don't buy robotic pussies for their guys. Because they know better. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus christ, that is one hell of a price tag. Cheaper than divorce, I guess?
What ever happened to good old fashioned quality dick and some kegels? A Hitachi Magic Wand is a better option. Let me stop you right there. See, a lot of guys apparently fall into this trap. They want to please their lady (and who doesn't), and so they naturally think that the biggest and best piece of hardware must be the solution. We get it. Power tools are cool, and power tools that give orgasms must be awesome, right? The problem is, you're replacing yourself. Keep in mind, the HMW was invented by Japanese guys to stunt-double for their tiny penises. You really want to invite Big Jim Slade into your bedroom? No, you don't. Also, because you're talking power tools here, you're missing out on the intimacy. Sure, she's moaning, but what are you doing? Sitting there holding your dick? Or maybe you stick it in and use the HMW for a surface treatment. Sure, you're picking up some good vibrations, but what do you think the little lady is able to pay attention to? You're in a threesome all of a sudden, and you're the backup. There's a reason women don't buy robotic pussies for their guys. Because they know better. You're doing it wrong. |
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