Alaskan fish ejaculates on Obama

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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:33:27 AM EDT

"Uh-oh, what's happening there?" Obama asked.

The woman standing next to him explained that the salmon was spawning.

"Did you see that? Something got on my shoes," Obama called out to the press. "He was spawning a little bit, which generally you don't want fish spawning on your feet."

"He was happy to see me," Obama added.

https://www.rt.com/usa/314315-alaska-fish-spawns-obama/

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:34:27 AM EDT

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You think he'd be used to it...

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:34:32 AM EDT

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Chris Matthews is jealous.

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:35:27 AM EDT

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Did he swallow? He probably swallows.

FBHO

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:37:58 AM EDT

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Obama is more used to the Superman

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:38:30 AM EDT

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Looks like he's having a nice trip.

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:39:07 AM EDT

[#6]

Fish saw those clammy fish hands of his and just went nuts.

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:39:42 AM EDT

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The ease at which he spoke about it, it seems that he is indeed used to it.

Edit: spellinz

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:39:52 AM EDT

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"Uh-oh, what's happening there?" Obama asked.

The woman standing next to him explained that the salmon was spawning.

"Did you see that? Something got on my shoes," Obama called out to the press. "He was spawning a little bit, which generally you don't want fish spawning on your feet."

"He was happy to see me," Obama added.
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Lol. Okay you have to admit that was funny

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:40:19 AM EDT

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Thanks for coming!!

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:41:01 AM EDT

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Obvious joke aside, boy has he aged, I mean we're all 8 years older but wow. All that golfing must have been too much for him.

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:41:44 AM EDT

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Dominance Asserted

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:42:14 AM EDT

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The whole Middle East in murdeous turmoil, China expansion and aggression, stock market crashes. European immigrant crisis ( ok I'm sure he wants this but) Russia being Russia, economy, your illegal immigrants and domestic troubles.

And he finds time to wank a fish off.

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:45:10 AM EDT

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The Salmon gave him one of these....

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:47:51 AM EDT

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i'm reading and thinking "so like what putin and all the other world leaders have already done?"

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:49:57 AM EDT

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Lol. Okay you have to admit that was funny

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"Uh-oh, what's happening there?" Obama asked.

The woman standing next to him explained that the salmon was spawning.

"Did you see that? Something got on my shoes," Obama called out to the press. "He was spawning a little bit, which generally you don't want fish spawning on your feet."

"He was happy to see me," Obama added.
https://www.rt.com/usa/314315-alaska-fish-spawns-obama/

Lol. Okay you have to admit that was funny

This.

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:56:03 AM EDT

[#16]

Does he like putting fish sticks in his mouth?

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:59:17 AM EDT

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Looks like he's having a nice trip.
http://i.imgur.com/NgXfnBd.jpg

Obvious joke aside, boy has he aged, I mean we're all 8 years older but wow. All that golfing must have been too much for him.

All presidents age quickly when in office because it really is a hard job.
It's even harder when your an idiot and clueless.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:00:30 AM EDT

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Poster owes me a new keyboard.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:02:30 AM EDT

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All presidents age quickly when in office because it really is a hard job.

It's even harder when your an idiot and clueless.

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Looks like he's having a nice trip.

http://i.imgur.com/NgXfnBd.jpg

Obvious joke aside, boy has he aged, I mean we're all 8 years older but wow. All that golfing must have been too much for him.

All presidents age quickly when in office because it really is a hard job.

It's even harder when your an idiot and clueless.

His hair wasn't dyed. I don't see why he dyes it sometimes, but not other times.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:04:24 AM EDT

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Wildlife despise him too.. Here's your sign!

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:10:51 AM EDT

[#21]

Male fish knows a bitch when he sees one.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:13:53 AM EDT

[#22]

Nice gloves you cunt.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:15:26 AM EDT

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It's usually on his face.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:17:52 AM EDT

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His hair wasn't dyed. I don't see why he dyes it sometimes, but not other times.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xoZrguJx--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18k2axyd7hs6qjpg.jpg

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Looks like he's having a nice trip.

http://i.imgur.com/NgXfnBd.jpg

Obvious joke aside, boy has he aged, I mean we're all 8 years older but wow. All that golfing must have been too much for him.

All presidents age quickly when in office because it really is a hard job.

It's even harder when your an idiot and clueless.

His hair wasn't dyed. I don't see why he dyes it sometimes, but not other times.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xoZrguJx--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18k2axyd7hs6qjpg.jpg

I'm as much FBHO as anyone. But I don't know that those pictures show dyed hair. It could easily be the result of different camera exposures. His skin tone is darker in the second and there is more contrast overall.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:18:35 AM EDT

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Obvious joke aside, boy has he aged, I mean we're all 8 years older but wow. All that golfing must have been too much for him.

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Looks like he's having a nice trip.

http://i.imgur.com/NgXfnBd.jpg

Obvious joke aside, boy has he aged, I mean we're all 8 years older but wow. All that golfing must have been too much for him.

Being the Supreme Dear Leader and fundamentally transforming racist, fascist, imperialist white-privilege Amerikkka has , indeed, been difficult work for our historic President, Barack Hussein Obama.

A least compared to his presence in the Illinois Senate and US Senate. This is why the First Collective must vacation so often.

Who knew that ruling by decree Executive Order as a Progressive Democrat Communist statist aspiring totalitarian despot would be so hard?