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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:57:12 PM EDT
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Nah, I would shake the hand of the cunt that was sleeping with my wife. Saved me a lifetime of hell. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Boyfriends will kick your ass, husbands will kill your ass. Words to live by. Agreed Nah, I would shake the hand of the cunt that was sleeping with my wife. Saved me a lifetime of hell. I'd definitely persuade him to marry her. So I can stop sending her monthly checks. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:57:22 PM EDT
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Or use the USMC scale, would a grunt fuck it? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just how large are we talking? You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that. Or use the USMC scale, would a grunt fuck it? Rhetorical |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:57:37 PM EDT
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Don't worry OP, her husband will be in the closet
or maybe came out either way, go for it |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:58:00 PM EDT
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Just how large are we talking? You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that. Roughly this. Kinda look similar too
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:58:01 PM EDT
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Go ahead and do it. Everybody needs to do a little charity work sometimes.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:58:06 PM EDT
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Don't.
Some guys would jest mosey on up and mount that filly, and she might be telling the truth, or they might get away with it even if she's not. But there are husbands out there who react very, very badly to this kind of betrayal, and you should consider the possibility of some angry, humiliated, angry, hurt, ANGRY adrenaline-pumped man kicking in the door with a gun in his hand while you're balls-deep. And he's not listening to your reasonable explanation. At all. One might say that you'd be fucked two different ways that day. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:58:21 PM EDT
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I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:58:40 PM EDT
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What size tits are we talking here? Big Maybe busting E size Don't even know how to judge on sizing above a 34 D or so |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:59:05 PM EDT
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post them up then Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:59:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd definitely persuade him to marry her. So I can stop sending her monthly checks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Boyfriends will kick your ass, husbands will kill your ass. Words to live by. Agreed Nah, I would shake the hand of the cunt that was sleeping with my wife. Saved me a lifetime of hell. I'd definitely persuade him to marry her. So I can stop sending her monthly checks. Dude dumped my ex lol And she sends me checks  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:59:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: post them up then Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Do you really want to see a slaughtered ham? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:00:16 PM EDT
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So ask her, has she thought about posting on CL?
Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:00:18 PM EDT
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Lol, tag
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:01:12 PM EDT
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So ask her, has she thought about posting on CL? Aloha, Mark Whats CL? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:01:50 PM EDT
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Roughly this. Kinda look similar too
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/thumb/msid-48345389,width-300,resizemode-4/Amy-Schumer.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just how large are we talking? You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that. Roughly this. Kinda look similar too
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/thumb/msid-48345389,width-300,resizemode-4/Amy-Schumer.jpg Looks worth a "Death By Chocolate." |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:02:00 PM EDT
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My cousin and her husband had an open marriage, they made it 30+years till
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:02:07 PM EDT
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Whats CL? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So ask her, has she thought about posting on CL? Aloha, Mark Whats CL? Craigslist |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:03:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:05:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! PM Surely OP will deliver........ |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:06:11 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly  That would be AFTER he nails her. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:07:00 PM EDT
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Years ago, when I was just a lad. I was at my grandparents house for dinner. We sat afterwards and Grandma was passing the pie around. When it came to me I passed. As I was already full. Not in the mood for desert. My grandfather looked at me, looked at the pie and said. "Son, a piece of pie that you pass up on is a piece that you will never have." Not sure how that relates here. But for what it's worth. So... Did you eat grandma's pie? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:07:34 PM EDT
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That would be AFTER WHILE he nails her. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly That would be AFTER WHILE he nails her. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:07:36 PM EDT
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Not worth it, no matter how flattering.
If she'd cheat on her husband with you, chances are that she's been cheating with other guys already. From a health standpoint, she could easily have exposed herself to something that she'll be carrying for life. From a psychological standpoint, as a cheater she is most likely not very stable. You might just find your rabbit/cat/dog in the stewpot at the restaurant when she inevitably flips out. Then there's her husband. Assuming her claim is even true (good chance that it isn't or is an exaggeration) he's probably not in the best state of mind if he can't get it up. You don't want to find yourself in any crosshairs if he finds out that his wife is cheating and flips out himself. Her being plump is far down the list of reasons why you should not only say, "no, thanks," and unfriend her on Facebook, but you should probably avoid her restaurant as well. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:07:39 PM EDT
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PM Surely OP will deliver........
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! PM Surely OP will deliver........
prove it for good arfcom cred |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:09:10 PM EDT
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Whats CL? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So ask her, has she thought about posting on CL? Aloha, Mark Whats CL? Craigslist........Personals - Casual Encounters - w4m Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:09:31 PM EDT
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At least get her to comp an appetizer before or two before you reject her. thats what I'm talking about! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:10:47 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly Quickly did that escalate. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:11:17 PM EDT
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Big Maybe busting E size Don't even know how to judge on sizing above a 34 D or so Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What size tits are we talking here? Big Maybe busting E size Don't even know how to judge on sizing above a 34 D or so Better you than me in that situation. Big boobs are my kryptonite. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:11:40 PM EDT
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Does she do butt stuff?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:11:50 PM EDT
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Paging Mr_Smiley to peddle the smut via PM!
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:12:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quickly did that escalate. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly Quickly did that escalate. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile But is she wrong? People who can't be faithful to their spouse deserve a Colombian necktie |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:12:58 PM EDT
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PM Surely OP will deliver........
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! PM Surely OP will deliver........
Lol dude if you really wanna see hit me up. It's not good fap material though |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:13:34 PM EDT
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I knew a very attractive lady who had the same arrangement because her husband was paralysed from the waste down. He knew knew and consented to it for her. It's also in an episode Colombo the same thing so must happen a lot :) Back in times BV (Before Viagra) it DID happen a lot. When I was a young GI I knew several guys who did stud service for guys who could no longer get it on and like GIs do, they talked about it. Usually it was OP's situation and a few talked about the husband being there to watch. One of my buddies was invited over a couples house where he took care of Momma while Hubby watched the kids in the living room. The 1970s, '80s and '90s were some strange times but a lot of guys got laid that way. More of that sort of thing went on than I ever thought it did. Never went in for playing "Steal the other dog's bone" myself, though. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:15:13 PM EDT
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Does she do butt stuff? She said she's down with anything. And she pegs me for someone who likes to tie girls up and do anything I want. Her exact words I've never ties anyone up before though
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:15:47 PM EDT
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Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! So IM me bud |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:15:47 PM EDT
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She sounds like Mega Skank.
That is both a fat joke and a whore joke. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:16:32 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly You say that like it's a bad thing. One of the truest statements ever made: Water seeks its own level You tell it like it is, XCR. My wife was really sick for several years and then under Hospice for 9 months before passing away. You could not have melted me and poured me on a Marilyn Monroe....She would have been the exact same way... No place for adultery in a marriage .No need or call for a single man to get involved in it either. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:16:54 PM EDT
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But is she wrong? People who can't be faithful to their spouse deserve a Colombian necktie Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly Quickly did that escalate. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile But is she wrong? People who can't be faithful to their spouse deserve a Colombian necktie I take it back. It's gone full retard now. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:17:59 PM EDT
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This is Arfcom there is only one correct answer . The 2 pages before this are total failure SIIHPAPP
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:18:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So IM me bud Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics post them up then Id get the ban hammer for the shit shes sending! So IM me bud In for the smut peddling! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:18:41 PM EDT
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You tell it like it is, XCR. My wife was really sick for several years and then under Hospice for 9 months before passing away. You could not have melted me and poured me on a Marilyn Monroe....She would have been the exact same way... No place for adultery in a marriage .No need or call for a single man to get involved in it either. I'm sorry about your wife, hon. That's terrible. I'm glad the two of you enjoyed such a special bond. I was completely devoted to my ex. He didn't have the same moral compass I did. New beau is much more promising
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:19:12 PM EDT
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In for PM.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:20:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:21:07 PM EDT
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Back in times BV (Before Viagra) it DID happen a lot. When I was a young GI I knew several guys who did stud service for guys who could no longer get it on and like GIs do, they talked about it. Usually it was OP's situation and a few talked about the husband being there to watch. One of my buddies was invited over a couples house where he took care of Momma while Hubby watched the kids in the living room. The 1970s, '80s and '90s were some strange times but a lot of guys got laid that way. More of that sort of thing went on than I ever thought it did. Never went in for playing "Steal the other dog's bone" myself, though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I knew a very attractive lady who had the same arrangement because her husband was paralysed from the waste down. He knew knew and consented to it for her. It's also in an episode Colombo the same thing so must happen a lot :) Back in times BV (Before Viagra) it DID happen a lot. When I was a young GI I knew several guys who did stud service for guys who could no longer get it on and like GIs do, they talked about it. Usually it was OP's situation and a few talked about the husband being there to watch. One of my buddies was invited over a couples house where he took care of Momma while Hubby watched the kids in the living room. The 1970s, '80s and '90s were some strange times but a lot of guys got laid that way. More of that sort of thing went on than I ever thought it did. Never went in for playing "Steal the other dog's bone" myself, though. That's weapons grade disturbing stuff right there. I can't imagine a man who would want to see his wife with another man like that. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:25:18 PM EDT
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Few people got the pic
Yall are some sick bastards. Amy schumerish? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:25:41 PM EDT
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I'd be interested pics by PM now, thanks.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:26:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Or use the USMC scale, would a grunt fuck it? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just how large are we talking? You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that. Or use the USMC scale, would a grunt fuck it? That's setting the bar pretty low.... |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:28:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She said she's down with anything. And she pegs me for someone who likes to tie girls up and do anything I want. Her exact words I've never ties anyone up before though Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Does she do butt stuff? She said she's down with anything. And she pegs me for someone who likes to tie girls up and do anything I want. Her exact words I've never ties anyone up before though Yep, she sure is down with anything. The question is, are you?  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:30:13 PM EDT
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I knew a very attractive lady who had the same arrangement because her husband was paralysed from the waste down. He knew knew and consented to it for her. It's also in an episode Colombo the same thing so must happen a lot :) Cf. "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town" |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:31:41 PM EDT
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Yep, she sure is down with anything. The question is, are you?
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Does she do butt stuff? She said she's down with anything. And she pegs me for someone who likes to tie girls up and do anything I want. Her exact words I've never ties anyone up before though Yep, she sure is down with anything. The question is, are you?
NOPE! Haha
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