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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:32:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Uh, you gonna die?
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:33:57 PM EDT
[#2]
My friend had one in the same exact place, next morning. ......deader than a door nail
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:34:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Brown recluse, black widow, some tarantulas are about it for the US.
You are way to far north for a recluse. Other spiders can still deliver a nasty bite though. It is more of an allergic type reaction than a systemic poison. A large garden spider or large wolf spider can put a real hurt on you if they bite. Time for a doctor visit. If they cannot see you in 24 to 48 hours use an ER. Just about any insect bite can get MRSA involved. The MRSA could be on your skin or carried to you by the spider. Staph-A is all over just about everyone body. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:34:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Never, ever, ever, ever headbutt the vagina.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:34:20 PM EDT
[#5]
It looks like mine. Mine was on my face.
You need to see a doctor. Bactrin and some oral meds and you will need to be debrided. It is escalating and they won't be able to definitively tell you if it was a spider or not. Unless you find the spider, it's and assumption and nothing more. But the escalation is real and it doesn't matter what caused it. It's going to likely rot--so seek attention. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:34:36 PM EDT
[#6]
maybe its a dooma.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:34:36 PM EDT
[#7]
maybe its a dooma.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:36:59 PM EDT
[#8]
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That's what's weird. It's not a zit. I get them on my back and I can always - always - pop even the deepest fucking zit. And I have resorted to needles to get them. This has no fluid in it. It's just a red, warm, mildly painful and itchy area. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drain it with a sterile needle, slap some iodine in it and call it a day. That's what's weird. It's not a zit. I get them on my back and I can always - always - pop even the deepest fucking zit. And I have resorted to needles to get them. This has no fluid in it. It's just a red, warm, mildly painful and itchy area. Ingrown hair?
I'm balding too and I'm younger so I can say it .
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:40:32 PM EDT
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I believe that you were abducted by aliens and they went to probe you anally and they picked the biggest butt end. Sorry that you were violated by aliens bro.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:47:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In for misdiagnosed staph infection. Majority of the time people blame it on spiders. Google it. That. There was a bug on that hotel pillow, but it wasn't the one you were thinking of. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:49:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Looks like mrsa to me.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:49:43 PM EDT
[#12]
based on your location it could be either a Yellow sac spider, Hobo spider or brown recluse bite. They all have similar bites. More then likely a Hobo spider as they are pretty aggressive.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:50:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Bed bug!
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:55:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Hobo spider.
You're good 
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:56:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryDaaayaamn son, yo forehead is now a fivehead. I'm gonna refrain from making jokes or calling dibs. Get it looked at bro. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:04:59 PM EDT
[#16]
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Could be MRSA. Definitely looks infected. Go see a doctor. What he said. Topical neosporin isn't gonna touch that. You could possibly benefit from oral antibiotics. As several others have said, you need to seek medical advice. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:14:07 PM EDT
[#17]
His name was PeteCO
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:17:09 PM EDT
[#18]
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That's what's weird. It's not a zit. I get them on my back and I can always - always - pop even the deepest fucking zit. And I have resorted to needles to get them. This has no fluid in it. It's just a red, warm, mildly painful and itchy area. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drain it with a sterile needle, slap some iodine in it and call it a day. That's what's weird. It's not a zit. I get them on my back and I can always - always - pop even the deepest fucking zit. And I have resorted to needles to get them. This has no fluid in it. It's just a red, warm, mildly painful and itchy area. 
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:17:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Put some Windex on it.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:22:28 PM EDT
[#20]
Might be a hobo spyder much less reclusive.....much more aggressive....same type of venom.....
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:28:11 PM EDT
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What he said. Topical neosporin isn't gonna touch that. You could possibly benefit from oral antibiotics. As several others have said, you need to seek medical advice. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Could be MRSA. Definitely looks infected. Go see a doctor. What he said. Topical neosporin isn't gonna touch that. You could possibly benefit from oral antibiotics. As several others have said, you need to seek medical advice. Medical advice =GD |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:32:22 PM EDT
[#22]
You're lucky one bit my neighbor down the street....lucky for him his wife is an ER nurse and got him to an ER where
a doc there knew how to treat the bite. He only lost about 5lbs of muscle off his forearm....he has a very impressive scar almost lost his arm below the elbow |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:36:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Probably not a brown recluse. You'd have a nice rotten hole in your head by now.
That, and they don't typically survive north of the bible belt. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:36:06 PM EDT
[#24]
HE WAS BLIND THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:36:41 PM EDT
[#25]
In before they take a skin graft from his buttox and places it on the cut out parts.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:38:49 PM EDT
[#26]
I told you to stay away from the cheap prostitutes! You gots da AIDS!
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:39:07 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Brown recluse, black widow, some tarantulas are about it for the US. You are way to far north for a recluse. Other spiders can still deliver a nasty bite though. It is more of an allergic type reaction than a systemic poison. A large garden spider or large wolf spider can put a real hurt on you if they bite. Time for a doctor visit. If they cannot see you in 24 to 48 hours use an ER. Just about any insect bite can get MRSA involved. The MRSA could be on your skin or carried to you by the spider. Staph-A is all over just about everyone body. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 11:52:51 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryLOL. OP needs a bic razor not Hair dye
ETA: Not a Brown Recluse bite OP. If it were you would be in serious pain and your skin would be rotting at this point. |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 12:19:50 AM EDT
[#29]
Do you know for certain you were bit/stung/ whatever? That looks like how my shingles started out. Thought I was dealing with a bug bite at first.
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Posted: 8/30/2015 12:26:39 AM EDT
[#30]
Amputation is the only cure
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Posted: 8/30/2015 12:32:51 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Put some Windex on it. |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 12:49:52 AM EDT
[#32]
Hilton in Detroit?
Aidz Spider. |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:09:33 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Brown recluse, black widow, some tarantulas are about it for the US. You are way to far north for a recluse. Other spiders can still deliver a nasty bite though. It is more of an allergic type reaction than a systemic poison. A large garden spider or large wolf spider can put a real hurt on you if they bite. Time for a doctor visit. If they cannot see you in 24 to 48 hours use an ER. Just about any insect bite can get MRSA involved. The MRSA could be on your skin or carried to you by the spider. Staph-A is all over just about everyone body. Dude we have brown recluse in rare instances in Alaska. |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:11:46 AM EDT
[#34]
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You rub foreskin on it? I hear tell Pete suggested putting a dick on a homeless mans cheek and snapping a picture, so there is a distinct possibility that he did indeed rub some foreskin on it.
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:14:37 AM EDT
[#35]
Detroit? not likely (too far north). Wolf spider maybe or crack head bed bug.
You didn't hit any of the local strip clubs while in town did you? J- |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:20:13 AM EDT
[#36]
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maybe its a dooma. 
ITS NOT A DOOMA! It's not recluse either. Detroit is not too far north. They are rare....not like TN. Could still be a spider bite. 
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:33:17 AM EDT
[#37]
OP, does your noggin look like this yet?
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:42:20 AM EDT
[#38]
Or be a wimp and see a doctor. |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:42:57 AM EDT
[#39]
OP dead yet?
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:49:25 AM EDT
[#40]
Hope it doesn't result in limb amputation. Loosing one's head would be problematic.
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Posted: 8/30/2015 1:56:11 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP dead yet? No, but the front is about to fall off. |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 2:06:47 AM EDT
[#42]
It's a pimple you dumbass.
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Posted: 8/30/2015 2:13:14 AM EDT
[#43]
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Dibs on whatever is left Of his hair? |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 2:13:53 AM EDT
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It's a pimple you dumbass. The size of a quarter? |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 2:18:05 AM EDT
[#45]
Someone should start a career field where all you do is learn about stuff like this and then practice using your knowledge to help people who have with problems with their bodies.
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Posted: 8/30/2015 2:38:37 AM EDT
[#46]
I have no idea, but you should choose someone to be the OP of your memorial post just to be sure.
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Posted: 8/30/2015 3:14:09 AM EDT
[#47]
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That's pretty far north for Brown Recluse. We have them in Alaska |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 3:16:32 AM EDT
[#48]
I think you'll live. No Hemorrhoids right?
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Posted: 8/30/2015 3:25:57 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
That's what's weird. It's not a zit. I get them on my back and I can always - always - pop even the deepest fucking zit. And I have resorted to needles to get them. This has no fluid in it. It's just a red, warm, mildly painful and itchy area. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drain it with a sterile needle, slap some iodine in it and call it a day. That's what's weird. It's not a zit. I get them on my back and I can always - always - pop even the deepest fucking zit. And I have resorted to needles to get them. This has no fluid in it. It's just a red, warm, mildly painful and itchy area. How do you pop a zit on your back? Pics would help me understand... |
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Posted: 8/30/2015 3:37:01 AM EDT
[#50]
OP, are you dead yet?
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