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Posted: 8/25/2015 5:24:10 PM EDT
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I'd Hazard a guess and say that's just Perry County being Perry County, bro.
I'm more surprised it isn't a giant 3 on the side, to be fair with a flag of Dale Sr's face |
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Hazard is an experience in the word hollow monkey or as you yanks like to say rednecks
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I spent the night in Hazard once, years ago. Had breakfast at the worlds largest Waffle House.
Apparently every single citizen had mastered the art of going thru life with a lit cigarette dangling offa their bottom lip. Even most of the children. |
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I spent the night in Hazard once, years ago. Had breakfast at the worlds largest Waffle House. Apparently every single citizen had mastered the art of going thru life with a lit cigarette dangling offa their bottom lip. Even most of the children. View Quote I don't even know if this was in Hazard County or not, hell it all blurs together when you get into Kentucky. All I know is we have: 1. A truck 2. Painted black 3. American flag 4. Trying to resemble the General Lee 5. Marine sticker It's one of those times you swing around for a second pass to in the Kroger parking lot to take a pic, lol. |
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much.
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. View Quote Fellow Harlan Countian here. |
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. View Quote Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. ETA: Jimmy, if you're a member here it was coon and not possum. I don't give a shit what your dad said..... I just keep telling myself that. |
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Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. Ever been to one of the roadside bars? Those are the small structures that have no signs and no windows. I had some friends who went once. (I was too pussy) This skinny woman that looked like she had been on meth since birth looked at one of my buddies and said "I reckon I'm gonna fuck you tonight" then turned to walked toward him and fell flat faced on the ground passed out. That's when they left lol. |
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Quoted: Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. |
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. I know I had some for supper. I just didn't want to confuse the Yankees and rednecks on here. Only a hillbilly would understand. Hell now I'm homesick and someone stirred up some dust in the room. |
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Ever been to one of the roadside bars? Those are the small structures that have no signs and no windows. I had some friends who went once. (I was too pussy) This skinny woman that looked like she had been on meth since birth looked at one of my buddies and said "I reckon I'm gonna fuck you tonight" then turned to walked toward him and fell flat faced on the ground passed out. That's when they left lol. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. Ever been to one of the roadside bars? Those are the small structures that have no signs and no windows. I had some friends who went once. (I was too pussy) This skinny woman that looked like she had been on meth since birth looked at one of my buddies and said "I reckon I'm gonna fuck you tonight" then turned to walked toward him and fell flat faced on the ground passed out. That's when they left lol. Well I was 12 so.... Yes, yes I have. |
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Yes that's just Hazard. I've known/worked with a handful of Hazard folks. Every one of them was "different". I don't have picks on this phone but I has seen a tractor and trailer driven to my Walmart along with a freshly flipped over Suburban with most of the roof smashed in some.
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. Side note, is there anything that goes better with soup beans than hog jowls and fried taters and corn bread. |
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Hazard is an experience in the word hollow monkey or as you yanks like to say rednecks Anything east of Lexington is pretty much Uncle Dad central. I feel like I should take up some money for you. |
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. Ever been to one of the roadside bars? Those are the small structures that have no signs and no windows. I had some friends who went once. (I was too pussy) This skinny woman that looked like she had been on meth since birth looked at one of my buddies and said "I reckon I'm gonna fuck you tonight" then turned to walked toward him and fell flat faced on the ground passed out. That's when they left lol. Well I was 12 so.... Yes, yes I have. The best ones are the ones that just have "cold beer" spray-painted on the side of the building. Usually red krylon, usually misspelled. That's the only way any outsider would know it was actually a bar. That one was just outside Arjay in Bell, best I recall. Who remembers how bad possum stinks up the house when grandma cooked them? Or was that coon? I can't remember. One of them we had about every sunday that grandma didn't want to kill a chicken and God it stunk up the house for days. Greasy, brown meat. Gamey as hell. Good times. |
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I feel like I should take up some money for you. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Hazard is an experience in the word hollow monkey or as you yanks like to say rednecks Anything east of Lexington is pretty much Uncle Dad central. I feel like I should take up some money for you. If he is within 100 miles of the Cumberland gap he does not need sympathy. It is truly "Gods Country" with a little hard work it will give you everything you need. |
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The best ones are the ones that just have "cold beer" spray-painted on the side of the building. Usually red krylon, usually misspelled. That's the only way any outsider would know it was actually a bar. That one was just outside Arjay in Bell, best I recall. Who remembers how bad possum stinks up the house when grandma cooked them? Or was that coon? I can't remember. One of them we had about every sunday that grandma didn't want to kill a chicken and God it stunk up the house for days. Greasy, brown meat. Gamey as hell. Good times. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Visited a friend in Harlan county when I was around 12. For dinner we had coon and pinto beans with a deer ass grilled over a fire pit. Their home was a mud chincked (sp?) log cabin. When you flushed the shitter it drained out of the bottom of the house into a creek. It was like going back in time 100 years. At the time I was like, WTF? At 40 years of age I hope they are still there living the same way and wish I could move in next door.... Well I hope to move at least 100 yards from the single wide that got moved across the road from the mud slide. They just ran a water hose and power cords across the road and kept on keeping on.?? Simple folks are for the most part good folks. Ever been to one of the roadside bars? Those are the small structures that have no signs and no windows. I had some friends who went once. (I was too pussy) This skinny woman that looked like she had been on meth since birth looked at one of my buddies and said "I reckon I'm gonna fuck you tonight" then turned to walked toward him and fell flat faced on the ground passed out. That's when they left lol. Well I was 12 so.... Yes, yes I have. The best ones are the ones that just have "cold beer" spray-painted on the side of the building. Usually red krylon, usually misspelled. That's the only way any outsider would know it was actually a bar. That one was just outside Arjay in Bell, best I recall. Who remembers how bad possum stinks up the house when grandma cooked them? Or was that coon? I can't remember. One of them we had about every sunday that grandma didn't want to kill a chicken and God it stunk up the house for days. Greasy, brown meat. Gamey as hell. Good times. If I don't know you I probably should. Good times for sure. I have not been back to the area in 10 or 12 years. I miss the scenery and the lifestyle but I don't like being broke. |
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Shit, Hazard was the 'big city' where we grew up and I'm not even kidding. Bell/Harlan county border area child here. I was 18 before you could convince me there were towns with more than one red light. We didn't get out of the holler much. Fellow Harlan Countian here. Same here |
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I once drove through like 2 counties looking for beer because everything around me was dry. We stopped in some lonesome gas station and told the guy at the counter who we were and if he knew any place that sold beer near there. Dude looked left and right, then said "come to the back, I got some good stuff back there." I shit you not, he had a cooler of bud lite stashed away in a cooler behind a main cooler.
We still bought it lol. |
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No. There ain't. Maybe some onions, too. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Side note, is there anything that goes better with soup beans than hog jowls and fried taters and corn bread. No. There ain't. Maybe some onions, too. I never ate them but we were always served "kilt lettuce and onions" it was basically a loose leaf lettuce and green onions wilted by the hot hog jowl fat. I had my standards. |
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I spent the night in Hazard once in the'70's, and I want to go back to see it now.
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... The best ones are the ones that just have "cold beer" spray-painted on the side of the building. Usually red krylon, usually misspelled. That's the only way any outsider would know it was actually a bar. That one was just outside Arjay in Bell, best I recall. Who remembers how bad possum stinks up the house when grandma cooked them? Or was that coon? I can't remember. One of them we had about every sunday that grandma didn't want to kill a chicken and God it stunk up the house for days. Greasy, brown meat. Gamey as hell. Good times. View Quote Coon. Smells like a wet dog when it's cooking. |
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I grew up south of that region... Safely across the TN line,
Several good friends of mine grew up in / around Hazard. I laugh my ass of now at the folks referred to as "hillbillies" or "hilljacks" around my area... They're city folk. paved roads and running water? Hah. Flatland hillbillies at best. |
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I'm brangin' a banjo, maybe a fiddle, too. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I spent the night in Hazard once in the'70's, and I want to go back to see it now. How purty is your mouth boy? I'm brangin' a banjo, maybe a fiddle, too. Don't bother. You ever played a mouth harp? |
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Yes I do. I'm just leaving out the shit that may incriminate me or my grandparents. ETA: wait that didn't sound right. I'm talking poverty not puberty. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You have no idea....... Yes I do. I'm just leaving out the shit that may incriminate me or my grandparents. ETA: wait that didn't sound right. I'm talking poverty not puberty. 1 hour from Hazard , WV/KY border.........Hatfield/McCoy feud county. |
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I grew up south of that region... Safely across the TN line, Several good friends of mine grew up in / around Hazard. I laugh my ass of now at the folks referred to as "hillbillies" or "hilljacks" around my area... They're city folk. paved roads and running water? Hah. Flatland hillbillies at best. View Quote Anything below a 30 degree incline while traveling belongs to a redneck or a Yankee. Hillbillies see nothing but blue sky when traveling. Heavenly blue sky! Occasionally we will see a ditch or two but some feller will come along shortly and pull us out with his tractor. |
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I don't even know if this was in Hazard County or not, hell it all blurs together when you get into Kentucky. All I know is we have: 1. A truck 2. Painted black 3. American flag 4. Trying to resemble the General Lee 5. Marine sticker It's one of those times you swing around for a second pass to in the Kroger parking lot to take a pic, lol. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I spent the night in Hazard once, years ago. Had breakfast at the worlds largest Waffle House. Apparently every single citizen had mastered the art of going thru life with a lit cigarette dangling offa their bottom lip. Even most of the children. I don't even know if this was in Hazard County or not, hell it all blurs together when you get into Kentucky. All I know is we have: 1. A truck 2. Painted black 3. American flag 4. Trying to resemble the General Lee 5. Marine sticker It's one of those times you swing around for a second pass to in the Kroger parking lot to take a pic, lol. There is no county in Kentucky by the name of Hazard. There is a city that lies within Perry County, KY. You're thinking of the fictional Hazzard County, Georgia, to which the show "takes" place. |
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1 hour from Hazard , WV/KY border.........Hatfield/McCoy feud county. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You have no idea....... Yes I do. I'm just leaving out the shit that may incriminate me or my grandparents. ETA: wait that didn't sound right. I'm talking poverty not puberty. 1 hour from Hazard , WV/KY border.........Hatfield/McCoy feud county. I am from just over yonder you know where big tower is above the sand caves? |
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Saw this on a trip to Kentucky a few days ago. Thought it would bring out the lolz in Arf. Enjoy http://i.imgur.com/aEICtZQ.jpg I'm still trying to finger out the meaning of it all. Maybe a few more beers will make things clear. View Quote Seeing as how there is a USMC bumper sticker and a rear window sticker, I figured it out |
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There is no county in Kentucky by the name of Hazard. There is a city that lies within Perry County, KY. You're thinking of the fictional Hazzard County, Georgia, to which the show "takes" place. View Quote Well shit you're right and I knew it right when you said it. That dude in the pickup got me all discombobulated. |
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Ever been to one of the roadside bars? Those are the small structures that have no signs and no windows. I had some friends who went once. (I was too pussy) This skinny woman that looked like she had been on meth since birth looked at one of my buddies and said "I reckon I'm gonna fuck you tonight" then turned to walked toward him and fell flat faced on the ground passed out. That's when they left lol. View Quote There are quite a few of those beer joints on the Tn/Ky line in Clay Co. Tn. I've had the same experience a time or 2. |
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