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Posted: 8/25/2015 11:24:56 PM EDT

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OP, not a bad hat.

Take a browse through this archived thread, it'll be of interest to you. There used to be many more pages to it but they seem to have disappeared.

https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/594939__ARCHIVED_THREAD____Fedoras_and_Vintage_Clothing.html&page=1

Posted: 8/26/2015 12:27:40 AM EDT

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Sorry OP, those hats look corny today. There was a time, along, long time ago but it's not coming back. I'd have hard time taking someone serious if they were wearing one.

Posted: 8/26/2015 12:46:13 AM EDT

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Stop it. Just stop it.

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iknowright?

Posted: 8/26/2015 12:48:18 AM EDT

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congrats OP, you are probably now on the list.

Posted: 8/26/2015 12:49:23 AM EDT

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I like your swagger, OP.

It's not often you can find a man that can go out into public without caring that he looks completely ridiculous and kinda like a kiddy diddler.

Posted: 8/26/2015 1:00:15 AM EDT

[#6]

"Like a torrrrrnado ,girlfriend."

Posted: 8/26/2015 1:07:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/26/2015 1:22:23 AM EDT

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Www.thefedoralounge.com

You will find advice there.
I prefer flat caps.

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Wow, there is a lot of ghey on that forum:

Posted: 8/26/2015 2:20:01 AM EDT

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I just want to thank you OP. It was the only good thread in the past 48 hours.

Posted: 8/26/2015 2:24:51 AM EDT

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Don Draper wears his like a boss.

Posted: 8/26/2015 2:57:36 AM EDT

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What if you want people to know you are a douchebag from a distance and all your Affliction shirts are soiled?

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There is no reason to wear a fedora. Ever.

What if you want people to know you are a douchebag from a distance and all your Affliction shirts are soiled?

Posted: 8/26/2015 6:24:21 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

Posted: 8/26/2015 6:32:21 AM EDT

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Good lord that's goofy looking.

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I was thinking the same thing- Goofy looking for sure but the brim looks too short, band too thick, peak too tall.

Dude you really need to rethink things.

Posted: 8/26/2015 6:38:00 AM EDT

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I was thinking the same thing- Goofy looking for sure but the brim looks too short, band too thick, peak too tall.

Dude you really need to rethink things.

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Good lord that's goofy looking.

Eta: is it just me, or is that a particularly weird looking fedora? Like its a quarter inch too tall or something?

I was thinking the same thing- Goofy looking for sure but the brim looks too short, band too thick, peak too tall.

Dude you really need to rethink things.

I found your bigger brim, shorter crown, and narrower band. You're right. It looks good.

Posted: 8/26/2015 6:43:11 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/26/2015 6:54:12 AM EDT

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Op. No.

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:04:39 AM EDT

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I found your bigger brim, shorter crown, and narrower band. You're right. It looks good.

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Good lord that's goofy looking.

Eta: is it just me, or is that a particularly weird looking fedora? Like its a quarter inch too tall or something?

I was thinking the same thing- Goofy looking for sure but the brim looks too short, band too thick, peak too tall.

Dude you really need to rethink things.

I found your bigger brim, shorter crown, and narrower band. You're right. It looks good.

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/a122dafa-befe-4561-b46e-ba9092655474_zpse2qztcft.jpg

That actually works, not sure I'd wear it, but definitely not neckband.

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:07:44 AM EDT

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OP, are you bald? Thinning hair? Its ok....once you get used to being bald you won't feel the need to wear those costume hats.

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:07:48 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg

I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

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Be sure to wear lederhosen.

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:12:07 AM EDT

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Go with that...

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:16:01 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg

I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

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Details on rifle.

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:25:58 AM EDT

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this is not a tag......

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:32:17 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

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I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

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Are you and JohnBurns brothers?

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:34:22 AM EDT

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I prefer a leather shapeable Stetson.

Posted: 8/26/2015 7:44:30 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/26/2015 8:07:21 AM EDT

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I am the only one American and patriotic enough to wear a ushanka...this is a known fact.
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fedoras are for people who suck....period

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You aren't the only one

I wear one in the winter to keep my precious dome warm

Mine is East German though & replaced the commie symbol with an Edelweiss Badge of the Gebirgsjäger

OP to pull off that look, you need to be clean shaven.

Dome and eyebrows wouldn't hurt either

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:11:40 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg

I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

Details on rifle.

I'm love that style of rifle. Please give details.

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:22:08 AM EDT

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What about those times when you're feeling especially ironic?

TC

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:23:15 AM EDT

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Sorry, Op but you look like a pedo or a 40 year old virgin. In your defense I couldn't pull off a fedora either.

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Posted: 8/26/2015 8:25:51 AM EDT

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Needs more bolo

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:30:55 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

<a href="http://s440.photobucket.com/user/Powerkicker/media/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg</a>

I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

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That rifle has a man licker stock and you wear a fedora. This is not helping your case.

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Posted: 8/26/2015 8:32:47 AM EDT

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Machete or tie?

lol at man licker

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:48:30 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

<a href="http://s440.photobucket.com/user/Powerkicker/media/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg</a>

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it's not like a little kid posted up pictures of his puppet show and we're making fun of it

you literally forced us to make fun of you

same as if you held our family dog hostage until we jeered at you

you took a selfie

wearing a hat made of douche and fail

while faux boasting about what a self confident smoothie you are

how can anyone not jeer at that?

it's bio-chemically impossible to not laugh at it

your own mother would be ranking the shit out of you right now if she saw this thread

and now you're starting to whine

the only tactic left is for you to pretend to join in on the "fun" and laugh along with your tormentors

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:55:19 AM EDT

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The leghumpers are gonna have a stroke.

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I am the only one American and patriotic enough to wear a ushanka...this is a known fact.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj228/nickforney/C17D25FE-877B-4E21-8405-17FCD26416D1.jpg

fedoras are for people who suck....period

Hot.

see op...silly hats can be cool.

At least your post I can bate to.

The leghumpers are gonna have a stroke.

Ushanka sales just skyrocketed.

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:56:21 AM EDT

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Yep

Posted: 8/26/2015 8:56:30 AM EDT

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Don Draper wears his like a boss.

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That's Dick Whitman...

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:07:56 AM EDT

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Op, any chance you have a kilt? That fedora would look really good with a kilt. No seriously... Go get a kilt and post pics with the fedora. It'll make my day.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:11:24 AM EDT

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Op, any chance you have a kilt? That fedora would look really good with a kilt. No seriously... Go get a kilt and post pics with the fedora. It'll make my day.

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5-finger shoes really sell the look, if you're gonna go whole hog.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:18:55 AM EDT

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Does your boyfriend like it ? That's all that matters OP !

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:25:58 AM EDT

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Sorry OP, those hats look corny today. There was a time, along, long time ago but it's not coming back. I'd have hard time taking someone serious if they were wearing one.

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I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:27:57 AM EDT

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I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

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Sorry OP, those hats look corny today. There was a time, along, long time ago but it's not coming back. I'd have hard time taking someone serious if they were wearing one.

I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:30:21 AM EDT

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Update? What did they say when you took the fedora back? Did they give you a refund?

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:32:38 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/26/2015 9:33:40 AM EDT

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I really need to combine that classy rifle I'm carrying with a wide-brimmed fedora next hunt and post pics. Arfcom's collective head would 'splode.

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Sweet rifle. Don't sweat the naysayers, OP. Only a real man can go out hunting deer with a jacket pocket full of movie theater candy and actually bag one.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:34:10 AM EDT

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Sorry OP, those hats look corny today. There was a time, along, long time ago but it's not coming back. I'd have hard time taking someone serious if they were wearing one.

I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

http://youtu.be/JUVOgPzXm7g

Funny part is that isn't a fedora.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:35:12 AM EDT

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Funny part is that isn't a fedora.

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Sorry OP, those hats look corny today. There was a time, along, long time ago but it's not coming back. I'd have hard time taking someone serious if they were wearing one.

I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

http://youtu.be/JUVOgPzXm7g

Funny part is that isn't a fedora.

We know, but don't tell him that.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:35:42 AM EDT

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you literally forced us to make fun of you

Yep

Kind of like his "what car for a mid management..." thread. Still he is light years ahead of the average troll we see today. I give him a gold star.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:36:07 AM EDT

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You guys are cracking me up. Arfcom can't stand for anyone to crawl out of the basement and go out and do things...and look good doing it.

Here's me wearing another hat...and looking good.

<a href="http://s440.photobucket.com/user/Powerkicker/media/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/IMG_1257_zps2edcce25.jpg</a>

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You are a good looking man.

Ditch the Fedora.

Posted: 8/26/2015 9:36:49 AM EDT

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I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

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Sorry OP, those hats look corny today. There was a time, along, long time ago but it's not coming back. I'd have hard time taking someone serious if they were wearing one.

I have a hard time taking someone seriously that wears a little boy ballcap in any position. Fedora bashers are simply immature white trash rednecks with no class or sense of style or a pair of dropped nuts. I have nothing but pure contempt for you little whiney cunts, and that goes double for the two tuetonic twat waffles that posted here as well. 'My Grandafather was right, ballcaps and beer are for little boys, fedoras and liquor for men. Now you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.

What a classy way to make your point. Reads like something Cary Grant would have said.

Please accept this meme as a token of my admiration for your old timey wisdom: