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Posted: 8/28/2015 6:02:26 PM EDT
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OP gettin' trolled
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Posted: 8/28/2015 6:04:45 PM EDT
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OP gettin' trolled got pegged FIFY |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 6:20:40 PM EDT
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Alright cock fags, I was behind a deaf girl for fucks sake. 
Man, this thread may live forever. My advice: don't clench, embrace this and revel in the glory of your GD infamy for years to come! |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 6:22:55 PM EDT
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I was banging this girl from New Zealand that had cerebral palsy, her hand was fucked up... I still hear "use my strong hand child" jokes 10 years later.. I also nailed a real life midget while working at target during college as well...
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Posted: 8/28/2015 7:29:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Man, this thread may live forever. My advice: don't clench, embrace this and revel in the glory of your GD infamy for years to come! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Alright cock fags, I was behind a deaf girl for fucks sake. Man, this thread may live forever. My advice: don't clench, embrace this and revel in the glory of your GD infamy for years to come! |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 7:51:08 PM EDT
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I married the crazy... then I divorced the crazy. I then married another crazy. I guess I'm just a slow learner. 
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I once married the crazy I married the crazy... then I divorced the crazy. I then married another crazy. I guess I'm just a slow learner.
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Posted: 8/28/2015 8:10:20 PM EDT
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Man, I've never even personally met a deaf person in my life.
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Posted: 8/28/2015 9:04:40 PM EDT
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Man, I've never even personally met a deaf person in my life. You probably have and don't realize it because they had their issues sufficiently corrected due to the miracles of modern medicine/tech. There's a spectrum of how deaf a deaf person is, and more and more of those people can be helped as the medical tech improves. If you've ever seen someone with a thing behind their ear much like bluetooth handsfree sets, but they weren't on the phone, that person may have been deaf. 
This has led to a (very small) 'counter culture' movement where some deaf people question whether they should let their deaf children have their hearing "fixed" as they've come to embrace it as part of their identity and want their children to 'enjoy' deaf culture too. I'm sure there's been a thread about it on here. (e.g. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2008/mar/09/genetics.medicalresearch ) There are still people who tech hasn't been able to help yet, but the gap will continue to close. There's unfortunately brain development issues to tackle for people who have been deaf since birth/conception as there's a window for developing speech that once missed is difficult to make up for. We'll figure it out. To stay on topic, crazy and stupid are the only disabilities the women I've dated have had. |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 9:12:30 PM EDT
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For anyone that said a deaf girl a question. (If you married a deaf girl, skip this.)
Do they make those dolphin noises during sexy time? That would kind of be a deal breaker here but, different strokes and all. I'll hang up and listen to the answer off the air. |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 9:23:14 PM EDT
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You probably have and don't realize it because they had their issues sufficiently corrected due to the miracles of modern medicine/tech. There's a spectrum of how deaf a deaf person is, and more and more of those people can be helped as the medical tech improves. If you've ever seen someone with a thing behind their ear much like bluetooth handsfree sets, but they weren't on the phone, that person may have been deaf. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/files/2014/04/cochlear-implant.jpg This has led to a (very small) 'counter culture' movement where some deaf people question whether they should let their deaf children have their hearing "fixed" as they've come to embrace it as part of their identity and want their children to 'enjoy' deaf culture too. I'm sure there's been a thread about it on here. (e.g. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2008/mar/09/genetics.medicalresearch ) There are still people who tech hasn't been able to help yet, but the gap will continue to close. There's unfortunately brain development issues to tackle for people who have been deaf since birth/conception as there's a window for developing speech that once missed is difficult to make up for. We'll figure it out. To stay on topic, crazy and stupid are the only disabilities the women I've dated have had. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Man, I've never even personally met a deaf person in my life. You probably have and don't realize it because they had their issues sufficiently corrected due to the miracles of modern medicine/tech. There's a spectrum of how deaf a deaf person is, and more and more of those people can be helped as the medical tech improves. If you've ever seen someone with a thing behind their ear much like bluetooth handsfree sets, but they weren't on the phone, that person may have been deaf. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/files/2014/04/cochlear-implant.jpg This has led to a (very small) 'counter culture' movement where some deaf people question whether they should let their deaf children have their hearing "fixed" as they've come to embrace it as part of their identity and want their children to 'enjoy' deaf culture too. I'm sure there's been a thread about it on here. (e.g. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2008/mar/09/genetics.medicalresearch ) There are still people who tech hasn't been able to help yet, but the gap will continue to close. There's unfortunately brain development issues to tackle for people who have been deaf since birth/conception as there's a window for developing speech that once missed is difficult to make up for. We'll figure it out. To stay on topic, crazy and stupid are the only disabilities the women I've dated have had. If you figure out how to make an adult brain go thru another early developmental period, you'll win a Nobel Prize for sure. There is not one recorded case in history of an adult deprived of early language exposure who ever developed fluency in language later in life. They learn words but not language. Language is rule knowledge, not words or speech. An adult with normal intelligence never exposed to language until adulthood will produce stances such as: ball yes plane go orange when. If you want deaf kids to master language, they must be implanted early in life. If you wait til puberty, they won't learn the language. |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 9:29:53 PM EDT
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Mental or physical?
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Posted: 8/28/2015 10:21:23 PM EDT
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For anyone that said a deaf girl a question. (If you married a deaf girl, skip this.) Do they make those dolphin noises during sexy time? That would kind of be a deal breaker here but, different strokes and all. I'll hang up and listen to the answer off the air. LOL, what are you talking about dolphin sounds? When her hearing aids were out, she would kind of make noises and words like you would imagine a deaf girl trying to talk would make. Dhat feelsh nishe. Jew you wanch to getch behinge me? (You know, normal deaf talk.) I don't remember any aquatic mammal sounds at all. When she would come, it would just sound like a normal female orgasm, except with some deaf sounds in there. She was pretty deaf, even with her hearing aids in. Even then, you could tell by listening to her talk, that she couldn't hear correctly. Really a pretty girl, though, but she was a little crazy in the coconut. I miss messing with her. I remember one time she was laying on the bed naked with the lights on. I ran in the room naked myself, pretending that I was panicked and freaked about something like a fire or an intruder and just mouthing some gibberish as though I was yelling outloud. She sat up, all scared, and said "wutch??!!??" in her deaf voice. I laughed and pointed at her. She was fun to fuck with, I tell you. |
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Posted: 8/28/2015 10:38:21 PM EDT
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LOL, what are you talking about dolphin sounds? When her hearing aids were out, she would kind of make noises and words like you would imagine a deaf girl trying to talk would make. Dhat feelsh nishe. Jew you wanch to getch behinge me? (You know, normal deaf talk.) I don't remember any aquatic mammal sounds at all. When she would come, it would just sound like a normal female orgasm, except with some deaf sounds in there. She was pretty deaf, even with her hearing aids in. Even then, you could tell by listening to her talk, that she couldn't hear correctly. Really a pretty girl, though, but she was a little crazy in the coconut. I miss messing with her. I remember one time she was laying on the bed naked with the lights on. I ran in the room naked myself, pretending that I was panicked and freaked about something like a fire or an intruder and just mouthing some gibberish as though I was yelling outloud. She sat up, all scared, and said "wutch??!!??" in her deaf voice. I laughed and pointed at her. She was fun to fuck with, I tell you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For anyone that said a deaf girl a question. (If you married a deaf girl, skip this.) Do they make those dolphin noises during sexy time? That would kind of be a deal breaker here but, different strokes and all. I'll hang up and listen to the answer off the air. LOL, what are you talking about dolphin sounds? When her hearing aids were out, she would kind of make noises and words like you would imagine a deaf girl trying to talk would make. Dhat feelsh nishe. Jew you wanch to getch behinge me? (You know, normal deaf talk.) I don't remember any aquatic mammal sounds at all. When she would come, it would just sound like a normal female orgasm, except with some deaf sounds in there. She was pretty deaf, even with her hearing aids in. Even then, you could tell by listening to her talk, that she couldn't hear correctly. Really a pretty girl, though, but she was a little crazy in the coconut. I miss messing with her. I remember one time she was laying on the bed naked with the lights on. I ran in the room naked myself, pretending that I was panicked and freaked about something like a fire or an intruder and just mouthing some gibberish as though I was yelling outloud. She sat up, all scared, and said "wutch??!!??" in her deaf voice. I laughed and pointed at her. She was fun to fuck with, I tell you.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 9:30:39 PM EDT
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For anyone that said a deaf girl a question. (If you married a deaf girl, skip this.) Do they make those dolphin noises during sexy time? That would kind of be a deal breaker here but, different strokes and all. I'll hang up and listen to the answer off the air. I've never heard any dolphin noises at all... |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 9:32:53 PM EDT
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I've never heard any dolphin noises at all... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For anyone that said a deaf girl a question. (If you married a deaf girl, skip this.) Do they make those dolphin noises during sexy time? That would kind of be a deal breaker here but, different strokes and all. I'll hang up and listen to the answer off the air. I've never heard any dolphin noises at all... Dolphin noises? that's one of the funniest things I've read on here in a while.
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Posted: 8/29/2015 10:03:30 PM EDT
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Man, I've never even personally met a deaf person in my life. My next door neighbor (apt) is deaf. He's loud as hell. It sucks. 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:06:34 AM EDT
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There's a kinda sorta porn site called [name withheld].com. I say kinda sorta because they have a lot of porn but I think their main aim is to destroy faith in humanity by showing people doing stuff that ranges from just plain fucked up to world class assholishness.
There's some asshole that does videos (I don't know whether they are real or not but if so, the guy is one of the world's biggest scumbags) where he is supposedly "interviewing" women for parts in porn flicks. In reality, he's banging them and saying all sorts of humiliating and insulting crap to them. He's posted a couple of videos of him jerking a deaf chick around. If that doesn't destroy whatever faith in humanity you had left, don't worry--he *will* post something at some point that does completely erase the last little bits of faith in humanity that you had. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:39:44 AM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Did the translator sound like this? 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 4:03:52 AM EDT
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Does a 4'7" liberal artist count?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 4:20:02 AM EDT
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That's nice.. I got nothing.. you banged a tard. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" That's nice.. I got nothing.. you banged a tard. Sounds like to tard banged him.. |
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Posted: 9/5/2015 3:32:40 AM EDT
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Is anorexia a disability?
I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. |
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Posted: 9/12/2015 12:20:57 AM EDT
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Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. Might make a good poll: "Would you rather bang an anorexic chick or a BBW?" |
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Posted: 9/12/2015 6:34:49 AM EDT
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HaHa this.
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My ex wife was tarded |
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Posted: 9/13/2015 11:52:59 PM EDT
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Might make a good poll: "Would you rather bang an anorexic chick or a BBW?" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. Might make a good poll: "Would you rather bang an anorexic chick or a BBW?" I think that would be 100% anorexic. |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 6:34:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. How does your man gear stay in the up position for that? It seems to me that it would be like jerking off while playing the xylophone |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 7:02:42 AM EDT
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I took home a chick from the bar with a cloztomy bag. It was pretty shitty
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Posted: 9/14/2015 9:19:21 AM EDT
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I took home a chick from the bar with a cloztomy bag. It was pretty shitty [rim_shot/] BTW, if you did it for real, 
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Posted: 9/14/2015 9:20:53 AM EDT
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How does your man gear stay in the up position for that? It seems to me that it would be like jerking off while playing the xylophone Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. How does your man gear stay in the up position for that? It seems to me that it would be like jerking off while playing the xylophone 
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Posted: 9/14/2015 9:24:02 AM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" I saw the same thing. OP, were you getting pegged? |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 9:29:29 AM EDT
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This is Arfcom, you're going to have higher percentage of crippled or blind girls getting laid.
They never see us coming and are too slow to escape. |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 9:42:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Damn, the deaf girl used a strap on! OP is now disabled...I mean Handicapable. |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 10:03:22 AM EDT
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Picked up a girl in Deep Ellum who'd been in a nasty car wreck. Her legs had been crushed. She was wearing leg braces, had several surgeries to put her legs back together and had lots of physical therapy in her future. I banged her on the hotel room floor while three of my friends and one of her friends were passed out on the two beds. For being as messed up as she was, she was surprisingly flexible. Deep Elum was a strange place
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Posted: 9/14/2015 10:29:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2015 10:42:11 AM EDT
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I banged a few that were pushing the red line on the crazy meter...
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Posted: 9/14/2015 11:38:15 AM EDT
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I have a buddy who nailed a chick with a prosthetic leg. Got her back to the apartment and the leg came off the same time the clothes hit the floor.
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Posted: 9/14/2015 11:42:50 AM EDT
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Did you porpoisely avoid listening to her?
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I've never heard any dolphin noises at all... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For anyone that said a deaf girl a question. (If you married a deaf girl, skip this.) Do they make those dolphin noises during sexy time? That would kind of be a deal breaker here but, different strokes and all. I'll hang up and listen to the answer off the air. I've never heard any dolphin noises at all... |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 11:53:16 AM EDT
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I once had sex with someone that was crippled by falling off a mountain. I was roofied though. Can you please tell this story? |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 12:11:45 PM EDT
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This is Arfcom, you're going to have higher percentage of crippled or blind girls getting laid. They never see us coming and are too slow to escape. Sounds like a joke, but apparently, it's only too true. |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 1:05:00 PM EDT
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This is Arfcom, you're going to have higher percentage of crippled or blind girls getting laid. They never see us coming and are too slow to escape. Sounds like a joke, but apparently, it's only too true. I'd pretty much bet that it's true. LOL |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 6:05:37 PM EDT
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Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. Might make a good poll: "Would you rather bang an anorexic chick or a BBW?" I think that would be 100% anorexic. Depends on what someone means by each term. For some people anorexic is <120lbs, for others <80lbs, and BBW is more than 150lbs, or more than 300lbs. Define your terms. I'll take a chick with T&A over a little boy built one, but this ride taps out before 300lbs. |
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Posted: 9/14/2015 6:18:58 PM EDT
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Depends on what someone means by each term. For some people anorexic is <120lbs, for others <80lbs, and BBW is more than 150lbs, or more than 300lbs. Define your terms. I'll take a chick with T&A over a little boy built one, but this ride taps out before 300lbs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. Might make a good poll: "Would you rather bang an anorexic chick or a BBW?" I think that would be 100% anorexic. Depends on what someone means by each term. For some people anorexic is <120lbs, for others <80lbs, and BBW is more than 150lbs, or more than 300lbs. Define your terms. I'll take a chick with T&A over a little boy built one, but this ride taps out before 300lbs. Werd. |
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Posted: 10/7/2015 12:44:18 AM EDT
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I once had sex with someone that was crippled by falling off a mountain. I was roofied though. Can you please tell this story? Yeah, tell that story. |
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Posted: 10/7/2015 12:46:23 AM EDT
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Mental, physical, emotional or liberal?
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Posted: 10/7/2015 12:49:17 AM EDT
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Mental, physical, emotional or liberal? Anything goes brah. |
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Posted: 10/7/2015 1:05:03 AM EDT
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What's the disability called when females talk too much?
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Posted: 10/7/2015 1:05:36 AM EDT
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This thread is
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Posted: 10/7/2015 1:15:08 AM EDT
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What's the disability called when females talk too much? If she is intelligent, charming, sexy, and interesting, it's called a little too much of a good thing. If she is not all that intelligent or interesting, but still sexy and charming it's called awesome for the first few months but then goes downhill after that. If she is dumb as a bag of rocks and mildly annoying it's called mind numbing. If she is freaking retarded, annoying as hell, thinks she possess a gifted intellect *and* is a control freak, she's called my brother's wife and is capable of either sapping your will to live in a matter of a few minutes. She could probably drive the pope into a homicidal rage and by comparison, make Michele Obama seem like quite a catch. |
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Posted: 10/7/2015 2:55:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryGod that movie sucked. I prefer girls that know what the number yellow tastes like... |
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Posted: 10/7/2015 2:57:55 AM EDT
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Think I banged a chick with Asthma last week, does that count?
She was actually pretty cool, might need to talk to that one again.
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Posted: 10/7/2015 3:04:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Depends on what someone means by each term. For some people anorexic is <120lbs, for others <80lbs, and BBW is more than 150lbs, or more than 300lbs. Define your terms. I'll take a chick with T&A over a little boy built one, but this ride taps out before 300lbs. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is anorexia a disability? I banged one a few times. She would get on on top and do her thing and I wouldn't be able to touch any part of her for about five minutes. She would sceam "You can't touch me!" That was neat. Might make a good poll: "Would you rather bang an anorexic chick or a BBW?" I think that would be 100% anorexic. Depends on what someone means by each term. For some people anorexic is <120lbs, for others <80lbs, and BBW is more than 150lbs, or more than 300lbs. Define your terms. I'll take a chick with T&A over a little boy built one, but this ride taps out before 300lbs. If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady |
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