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Posted: 8/15/2015 1:59:37 PM EDT
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A fucking pencil http://40.media.tumblr.com/e523dfa11bcfbdbe5119f3b637b647e2/tumblr_njx3fyOkAB1qzh4ito1_1280.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"You should see what I can do with a pencil" A fucking pencil http://40.media.tumblr.com/e523dfa11bcfbdbe5119f3b637b647e2/tumblr_njx3fyOkAB1qzh4ito1_1280.jpg That movie was so bad... it was mediocre. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:01:46 PM EDT
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"If that will stop you I should have told you sooner."
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:03:36 PM EDT
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You funny guy . . . I kill you last
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:05:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:05:50 PM EDT
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if it's an anti gunner arguing with you, tell them:
Don't project your mental and emotional instability on me |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:13:19 PM EDT
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if it's an anti gunner arguing with you, tell them: Don't project your mental and emotional instability on me While he's obviously not an owner, he didn't make it clear that he's anti. He might be neutral...but the conversation didn't go that far. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:16:29 PM EDT
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I never seem to have a good response handy when I need one, and there are so many non-gun owners in CA that it comes up a lot. Through a series of conversations, a guy at work that I've known for decades found out yesterday that I'm a shooter. His response: "...remind me not to piss YOU off..." As if the revelation was going to cause his sudden imminent death  .
While I realize it's 'just an expression' and I shouldn't necessarily be offended...I am. I really wanted to drop something on him that would make him realize the stupidity of his statement, but I had nothing ready to go. Give me your best response: Meet the enemy on their battlefield. File a hostile work environment complaint. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:17:59 PM EDT
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That movie was so bad... it was mediocre. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"You should see what I can do with a pencil" A fucking pencil http://40.media.tumblr.com/e523dfa11bcfbdbe5119f3b637b647e2/tumblr_njx3fyOkAB1qzh4ito1_1280.jpg That movie was so bad... it was mediocre. Fuck no. It was awesome. Better than the shit fest Equalizer... |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:18:28 PM EDT
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Why?
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:21:24 PM EDT
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"No worries, unlike liberal pussies, I can control my impulses and emotions"
<shrugs> It always shuts em for me. ymmv |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:24:59 PM EDT
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I just go home,add his name to the list,fire up some ELO and put on some lipstick....................
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:27:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "You have before and you're still alive so why worry now?" |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:38:55 PM EDT
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Them: "Man, remind me not to piss YOU off haha!"
Me "Do you own a camera?" They'll go  at the obvious non-sequitur.
Them: "Uh, yeah, why?" Me: "So you're a child pornographer then, right?" Them: Sputter, sputter, well I never... Me: "You just accused me of being a nasty, evil, psychotic,horrible human being because of an object I own. I'm just returning the favor." ETA: There's also the alternate comment you'll get if they find out you've got guns and even a day's worth of preps: "Man, when the world goes to hell, I'm coming to your house!" My answer is always "What makes you think I'll be accepting visitors?" 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:39:49 PM EDT
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I just go home,add his name to the list,fire up some ELO and put on some lipstick.................... 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:40:34 PM EDT
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Them: "Man, remind me not to piss YOU off haha!" Me "Do you own a camera?" They'll go at the obvious non-sequitur.
Them: "Uh, yeah, why?" Me: "So you're a child pornographer then, right?" Them: Sputter, sputter, well I never... Me: "You just accused me of being a nasty, evil, psychotic,horrible human being because of an object I own. I'm just returning the favor." I've heard that one before, but forgot it too... thanks for reminding me |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:41:30 PM EDT
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"I don't shoot people who piss me off, I just rape 'em."
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:44:11 PM EDT
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"Oh relax, I haven't shot anyone in a long time...it's been at least 3 weeks since that last guy that talked some shit about guns...hey, where ya going?" |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:50:20 PM EDT
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I just go home,add his name to the list,fire up some ELO and put on some lipstick.................... http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/30/86/97/40/0030869740675_500X500.jpg 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 2:54:16 PM EDT
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"I don't use a gun to kill people. Too quick. You can't see the life leave their eyes from so far away. That's why I use a knife. I want to see them die. I want the taste of their blood on my lips. I want to bathe in it!"
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:03:11 PM EDT
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"Don't piss me off."
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:04:24 PM EDT
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... "Man, when the world goes to hell, I'm coming to your house!" My answer is always "What makes you think I'll be accepting visitors?" My answer is always "Bring food or be food" |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:07:30 PM EDT
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I say, "That would probably be best. For both of us."
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:11:12 PM EDT
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I never seem to have a good response handy when I need one, and there are so many non-gun owners in CA that it comes up a lot. Through a series of conversations, a guy at work that I've known for decades found out yesterday that I'm a shooter. His response: "...remind me not to piss YOU off..." As if the revelation was going to cause his sudden imminent death .
While I realize it's 'just an expression' and I shouldn't necessarily be offended...I am. I really wanted to drop something on him that would make him realize the stupidity of his statement, but I had nothing ready to go. Give me your best response: What really frightens me are people who are not in control of their emotions to the point that they believe if they own a firearm they would hurt somebody if they got angry. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:13:12 PM EDT
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Damn straight! And give him the Mel Gibson crazed Lethal Weapon eyes!
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:15:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: I never seem to have a good response handy when I need one, and there are so many non-gun owners in CA that it comes up a lot. Through a series of conversations, a guy at work that I've known for decades found out yesterday that I'm a shooter. His response: "...remind me not to piss YOU off..." As if the revelation was going to cause his sudden imminent death . While I realize it's 'just an expression' and I shouldn't necessarily be offended...I am. I really wanted to drop something on him that would make him realize the stupidity of his statement, but I had nothing ready to go. Give me your best response: |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:24:25 PM EDT
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What really frightens me are people who are not in control of their emotions to the point that they believe if they own a firearm they would hurt somebody if they got angry. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I never seem to have a good response handy when I need one, and there are so many non-gun owners in CA that it comes up a lot. Through a series of conversations, a guy at work that I've known for decades found out yesterday that I'm a shooter. His response: "...remind me not to piss YOU off..." As if the revelation was going to cause his sudden imminent death .
While I realize it's 'just an expression' and I shouldn't necessarily be offended...I am. I really wanted to drop something on him that would make him realize the stupidity of his statement, but I had nothing ready to go. Give me your best response: What really frightens me are people who are not in control of their emotions to the point that they believe if they own a firearm they would hurt somebody if they got angry. There is a LOT of this kind of pussification amongst libs and antis. No self reliance, and no self control. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:27:59 PM EDT
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Show me your tits.
No, really. Now we are both uncomfortable. Now, about those tits.... |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:28:29 PM EDT
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Them: "Man, remind me not to piss YOU off haha!" Me "Do you own a camera?" They'll go at the obvious non-sequitur.
Them: "Uh, yeah, why?" Me: "So you're a child pornographer then, right?" Them: Sputter, sputter, well I never... Me: "You just accused me of being a nasty, evil, psychotic,horrible human being because of an object I own. I'm just returning the favor." ETA: There's also the alternate comment you'll get if they find out you've got guns and even a day's worth of preps: "Man, when the world goes to hell, I'm coming to your house!" My answer is always "What makes you think I'll be accepting visitors?" "You better have the cover charge if you show up......" |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:36:05 PM EDT
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Well he should know that you have to reload after the 5th shot anyways. Whats a hi cap out there now...5-10rnds?
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:36:43 PM EDT
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You have to pretend that you're Charles Bronson, acting out his role in the Death Wish movies, make a gun symbol with your fingers, point it at him and smile, like this:
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:44:10 PM EDT
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Why? Please elaborate. This. I make them explain their comment in detail. They realize how stupid the comment was. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:44:55 PM EDT
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His response: "...remind me not to piss YOU off..."
You: Make direct eye contact & in an expressionless, unemotional, monotone voice say: " you're a lot a smarter than you look. . ." 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:45:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:46:59 PM EDT
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"You should see what I can do with a pencil" I'd take it a step further. 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:47:27 PM EDT
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I try to avoid the conversation all together. 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:47:57 PM EDT
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Tell him ......
Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they're out of you. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:49:33 PM EDT
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I don't talk guns, politics, or religion at work. No good can come of it.
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:49:34 PM EDT
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It's just a joke, hardly anything to get upset about
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:50:44 PM EDT
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What really frightens me are people who are not in control of their emotions to the point that they believe if they own a firearm they would hurt somebody if they got angry. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I never seem to have a good response handy when I need one, and there are so many non-gun owners in CA that it comes up a lot. Through a series of conversations, a guy at work that I've known for decades found out yesterday that I'm a shooter. His response: "...remind me not to piss YOU off..." As if the revelation was going to cause his sudden imminent death .
While I realize it's 'just an expression' and I shouldn't necessarily be offended...I am. I really wanted to drop something on him that would make him realize the stupidity of his statement, but I had nothing ready to go. Give me your best response: What really frightens me are people who are not in control of their emotions to the point that they believe if they own a firearm they would hurt somebody if they got angry. It's a common issue...the biggest Hoplophobes and most vocal ones are also the ones who are visibly lacking in ANY Kind of self Control......who also get REALLY Pissy when you call them on it... Which amusingly proves your point...which makes them MORE pissy, it's a cycle you can work for a while if you can use sarcasm effectively ..Anyway my usual answer to the "Remind me not to make you mad' Idiots is something along the lines of, "You would actually have to matter to be capable of making me angry" |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:53:24 PM EDT
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We got a new senior project manager about six months ago who seems to get hysterical about people owning guns. He found out that I'm a shooter after a couple months (I think the reloading press on my desk may have given me away) and asked to see some pics of ones I was working on... and went straight to the "OMG! M16's!!!! How did you even get those??!!
 ", "It's frightening that I work in the same office with someone who has an arsenal that size!!", "..what if you go crazy one day!!?"....... I'm just left there looking at him like 
Then he goes to our VP and asks him how I can be allowed to work for the company when I have and assemble so many guns - citing Scary Black Rifles. The VP responds something like, "wat? I shoot more than he does.. hell, he helped me pick out my last shotgun." Then one of the other managers overheard and came in to ask how my new 9mm AR was coming along. New guy's face went to straight horror when he realized he works in an office full of gun owners 
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:54:28 PM EDT
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"Too late."
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:55:30 PM EDT
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My favorite line:
I would never hurt you but you are making the voices angry. Or: I prefer cold steel for kinnin' so much more satisfying. Or: You should be nicer to me, say...ya got a pretty mouth. One big guy said that he would just take my gun from me. I told that he could try, but he would only get one piece at a time. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 3:59:54 PM EDT
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I tell them that my anger management classes are really helpful. Pills, man, pills. They keep the bad thoughts away. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:00:30 PM EDT
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Here, use this comeback:
"The jerk store called...... and they're running out of you!" The guy's wife isn't in a coma is she? |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:02:25 PM EDT
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Reply: Is your normal response to someone who pisses you off to kill them? Yeah me neither. The difference between the liberal left and the conservative right. Libs seem to be unsure if they would kill for no reason. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:05:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:14:53 PM EDT
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I go the route of asking why they would feel that way.
And then I tell them that responsible law abiding people like myself are not the ones they should be worrying about. |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:18:10 PM EDT
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Ive received that from a few people. I guess it's better policy to not let them know to begin with.
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:19:30 PM EDT
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Say, "OK"
Then get your smart phone out and send them a daily reminder on their calendar "don't piss off Hollywood_Shooter". |
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Posted: 8/15/2015 4:22:10 PM EDT
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"You should see what I can do with Microsoft Excel."
It diffuses the situation and segues into my tactical Excel/VBA Jedi-ness so I can self-promote and possibly acquire more freelance work. 
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