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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:10:22 AM EDT
This is what happens when you elect a bush. For sex.
A Connecticut man is suspected of getting freak-nasty with the foliage in his yard, according to the Connecticut Post. Wallace Berg, 81, was completely naked Monday in his Stratford yard when a neighbor witnessed him allegedly "humping" a bush. When the neighbor confronted him -- as anyone would do upon seeing a strange, naked man sexing his shrubbery -- Berg reportedly “stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to him and then went into the house,” police told the Connecticut Post. The neighbor had taken some video of the bush-league behavior and gave it to cops, who charged Berg with public indecency and breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond. Berg didn't immediately respond to calls for comment from The Huffington Post. Sex with inanimate objects has almost become an American pastime. HuffPost Weird News has reported on dozens of men who have taken joy rides with bicycles, or gotten raunchy with rafts and hell-bound with helicopters. Edward Smith, of Washington state, claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 vehicles, including his favorite, the helicopter from the 1980s TV hit "Airwolf." right here |
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Humping the landscaping in your yard is a potentially thorny situation.
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The man just could not resist the bush................it happens.
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if it was consensual what's the big deal? Was the bush underaged?
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So I'm banging this sheep.
Someone says, have you even tried bush???? |
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Would you really turn your old neighbor in for this? For me I guess it would depend how often he was doing crazy shit, and I guess that could be traumatic to witness especially for the kids in the neighborhood. But hey, he did apologize and cover himself with the grill cover.
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His grandson should have explained to him that 'bush' is a slang term.
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After reading the thread title, I came in here expecting some 70's porn screen caps. Am disappoint.
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The bush was asking for it with the way it was nicely trimmed.
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This is what happens when you elect a bush. For sex. A Connecticut man is suspected of getting freak-nasty with the foliage in his yard, according to the Connecticut Post. Wallace Berg, 81, was completely naked Monday in his Stratford yard when a neighbor witnessed him allegedly "humping" a bush. When the neighbor confronted him -- as anyone would do upon seeing a strange, naked man sexing his shrubbery -- Berg reportedly “stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to him and then went into the house,” police told the Connecticut Post. The neighbor had taken some video of the bush-league behavior and gave it to cops, who charged Berg with public indecency and breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond. Berg didn't immediately respond to calls for comment from The Huffington Post. Sex with inanimate objects has almost become an American pastime. HuffPost Weird News has reported on dozens of men who have taken joy rides with bicycles, or gotten raunchy with rafts and hell-bound with helicopters. Edward Smith, of Washington state, claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 vehicles, including his favorite, the helicopter from the 1980s TV hit "Airwolf." right here View Quote Bastard had sex with the coolest chopper of the 80s? Dammit, that was MY dream! |
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See ladies? This is what happens when you shave the cooter bare. This poor man had to go above and beyond to find some bush.
Remember working on a car with your uncle, and he'd give you a hard time by saying something like "I'll bet if there was some hair around that hole, you'd find it"? If I say this to my nephews in a few years, I fear they won't get the joke. "Alright, slide it over to the left...little more" "How much" "Eh..'bout a red cunt hair" "What's a cunt hair, Uncle Subnet?" A future generation lost. |
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First gay marriage now this. Slippery slope, its a slippery slope gentleman.
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Edit out my original post: Shouldn't have posted in this thread.
Nothing shocks me anymore but at 81 who knows what he was thinking |
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See ladies? This is what happens when you shave the cooter bare. This poor man had to go above and beyond to find some bush. Remember working on a car with your uncle, and he'd give you a hard time by saying something like "I'll bet if there was some hair around that hole, you'd find it"? If I say this to my nephews in a few years, I fear they won't get the joke. "Alright, slide it over to the left...little more" "How much" "Eh..'bout a red cunt hair" "What's a cunt hair, Uncle Subnet?" A future generation lost. View Quote After much scientific study and reflection, I have discovered the exact parameter of "A cunt hair." Apparently, its the exact distance between my front teeth. |
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View Quote perfect |
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View Quote That. Is. AWESOME! I'm not usually a fan of graphitti, but I'd buy that guy a beer. |
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What's that old saying?
A bird in hand, is worth two sending your penis in a bush... |
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DUPE but you would not know it as the other OP's title sucks and only some would get it.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1773071_CT_vying_for_the_FL_of_New_England_.html |
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DUPE but you would not know it as the other OP's title sucks and only some would get it. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1773071_CT_vying_for_the_FL_of_New_England_.html View Quote i saw a little while ago. id say mine should stay with correct title |
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DUPE but you would not know it as the other OP's title sucks and only some would get it. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1773071_CT_vying_for_the_FL_of_New_England_.html View Quote |
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