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Posted: 7/28/2015 11:23:05 PM EDT

i don't think they thought it out - from our local stupid radio station








Link Posted: 7/28/2015 11:24:30 PM EDT
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she's a keeper
Link Posted: 7/28/2015 11:24:57 PM EDT
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She hearts anal...

Good wife material there.
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Yes they did.



Yes they did.


Link Posted: 7/28/2015 11:53:32 PM EDT
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.
Link Posted: 7/28/2015 11:57:07 PM EDT
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I miss Cynthia. Chick did shit that would make Caligula blush.

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Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:00:52 AM EDT
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The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway.
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Nailed it.
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Tighter, warmer, more friction.
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so you prefer men?

 
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:08:53 AM EDT
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I like to plow all their holes.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:14:38 AM EDT
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So there you are.

Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies.

And you think...

You know...

Pussy is great and all, but...

I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude.
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So there you are.





Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies.





And you think...





You know...





Pussy is great and all, but...





I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude.
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So there you are.





Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies.





And you think...





You know...





Pussy is great and all, but...





I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude.






If that's where your head goes when you think about a girl's sphincter, then... well, yeah, I'm sure you really are curious.
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.



Tighter, warmer, more friction.
And more degrading to the woman





 
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It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:27:06 AM EDT
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Maybe they really like binary explosives.
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Tighter, warmer, more friction.


Eh.  You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so.  There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards.
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Tighter, warmer, more friction.
briefly.



 
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:34:02 AM EDT
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yep nothing like wiping shit off your dick.
thats why they made pussy
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:35:11 AM EDT
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Eh.  You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so.  There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards.
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.

Tighter, warmer, more friction.


Eh.  You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so.  There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards.

You do feel it for longer, unless you're a minute man. As for handling it afterwards, that's what condoms are for. I'm not interested in pregnancy or STDs, so I use them for all areas below the chin.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:36:22 AM EDT
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Nailed it.
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Nailed it.


Right in the backside.



Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:36:22 AM EDT
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"A girl's sphincter?"

You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:37:26 AM EDT
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If that's where your head goes when you think about a girl's sphincter, then... well, yeah, I'm sure you really are curious.

And more degrading to the woman
 
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So there you are.

Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies.

And you think...

You know...

Pussy is great and all, but...

I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude.


If that's where your head goes when you think about a girl's sphincter, then... well, yeah, I'm sure you really are curious.

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Tighter, warmer, more friction.
And more degrading to the woman
 


Don't forget to wipe it off on the curtains for that extra bit...




Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:39:10 AM EDT
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You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.
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Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:51:00 AM EDT
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I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing.  Or view it as a challenge.

But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass.
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briefly.

 
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Tighter, warmer, more friction.
briefly.

 
Not with practice......



 
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:57:57 AM EDT
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Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys.
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"A girl's sphincter?"

You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.

Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys.


Hand jobs too... Don't forget that both men and women have hands, so a handy from a woman = you have the gay

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Hand jobs too... Don't forget that both men and women have hands, so a handy from a woman = you have the gay

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"A girl's sphincter?"

You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.

Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys.


Hand jobs too... Don't forget that both men and women have hands, so a handy from a woman = you have the gay



Only if its from Jenner.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 1:14:43 AM EDT
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Don't forget dry humping for the high school trifecta.  Gay dudes can do that, too!

I mean, I guess I don't really have anything against handjobs, per se, but why are you picking that as your defense of buttfuckery?

Buttfuckery doesn't have enough merits to stand on its own?


Let's examine the pros and cons of buttfuckery:

Con:
* Diarrhea
* Shitdick
* Diseases
* Prolapse
* Basically like being gay

Pro:
* Hur-dur, it's buttsex!
* The one phrase that will instantly make every woman uncontrollably horny...  "Baby, hang on a sec, I saw this in a porno..."
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You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.
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Gay guys kiss too, I've seen it.

That's why I stopped kissing my wife. She was mad until I explained to her teh gayz kiss and if I kiss her that it would make me gay as well.
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You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.
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I'm curious...have you ever had your dick sucked?

ETA: Never mind--already covered exhaustively.




#1 reason for buttsex: Because your--in my case female--partner really likes it.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 1:49:15 AM EDT
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You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a butthole expert.

But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have.

And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality.
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So I take it you're not a big fan of oral sex either?

I don't know, I guess I just don't constantly travel through life on high alert that nothing I do could possibly be misconstrued as remotely 'gay.'  Just not that worried about my sexuality I suppose.
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I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing.  Or view it as a challenge.

But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass.
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.

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I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing.  Or view it as a challenge.

But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass.


There's also the socially taboo factor that goes along with nailing a chick in the back door. Though it's physically close, it's about as far from the Puritanically-approved missionary position as you can get, which can make it exciting.
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There's also the socially taboo factor that goes along with nailing a chick in the back door. Though it's physically close, it's about as far from the Puritanically-approved missionary position as you can get, which can make it exciting.
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.

  It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me.


I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing.  Or view it as a challenge.

But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass.


There's also the socially taboo factor that goes along with nailing a chick in the back door. Though it's physically close, it's about as far from the Puritanically-approved missionary position as you can get, which can make it exciting.


"I am saving myself for marriage."
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The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway.
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The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway.



You're tight eh?
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FPNI.
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The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway.






You're tight eh?
Your post, along with a couple others, have made this thread absolutely hilarious! GD at its finest.

 
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:27:36 PM EDT
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I do like the "having sex with a girl makes you gay" argument. It's excellent trolling.

After all, everyone knows the best holes are unisex.
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Why would I want to troll buttfuckers?

I'm just saying, it's kinda gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I guess.

Sing your self song, buttfuckers.
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:34:23 PM EDT
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Lol

This thread is awesome

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You realize mouths are pretty much the same, yeah?  Maybe a little less hair, I guess.  I'm not really a mouth expert.

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And more degrading to the woman
 


Makes that walk of shame just that much better
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:46:07 PM EDT
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Maybe you should try pitching next time
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:47:39 PM EDT
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You do feel it for longer, unless you're a minute man. As for handling it afterwards, that's what condoms are for. I'm not interested in pregnancy or STDs, so I use them for all areas below the chin.
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.

Tighter, warmer, more friction.


Eh.  You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so.  There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards.

You do feel it for longer, unless you're a minute man. As for handling it afterwards, that's what condoms are for. I'm not interested in pregnancy or STDs, so I use them for all areas below the chin.

Nvm
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So there you are.



Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies.



And you think...



You know...



Pussy is great and all, but...



I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude.
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So you're not a fan of blow jobs either?




 
'cause guess what gay dudes do to each other sometimes...
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.


  It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me.


Maybe you should try pitching next time


 
Link Posted: 7/29/2015 12:49:26 PM EDT
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GD's prejudices are showing. You people are automatically assuming it's the girl who takes the buttsexing.
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Or that only the man can enjoy it.

 
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Is that you Peg?



 
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Maybe you should try pitching next time
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Maybe you should try pitching next time

 
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If you own it you might as well use it. Just like eating ass.
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