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Posted: 7/28/2015 11:23:05 PM EDT
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole.
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I miss Cynthia. Chick did shit that would make Caligula blush.
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So there you are.
Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies. And you think... You know... Pussy is great and all, but... I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude. |
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Quoted: So there you are. Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies. And you think... You know... Pussy is great and all, but... I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: So there you are. Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies. And you think... You know... Pussy is great and all, but... I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude. If that's where your head goes when you think about a girl's sphincter, then... well, yeah, I'm sure you really are curious. Quoted: Quoted: I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. Tighter, warmer, more friction. |
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. Tighter, warmer, more friction. Eh. You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so. There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards. |
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It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. yep nothing like wiping shit off your dick. thats why they made pussy |
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Eh. You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so. There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. Tighter, warmer, more friction. Eh. You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so. There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards. You do feel it for longer, unless you're a minute man. As for handling it afterwards, that's what condoms are for. I'm not interested in pregnancy or STDs, so I use them for all areas below the chin. |
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"A girl's sphincter?"
You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. |
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If that's where your head goes when you think about a girl's sphincter, then... well, yeah, I'm sure you really are curious. And more degrading to the woman View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So there you are. Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies. And you think... You know... Pussy is great and all, but... I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude. If that's where your head goes when you think about a girl's sphincter, then... well, yeah, I'm sure you really are curious. Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. Tighter, warmer, more friction. Don't forget to wipe it off on the curtains for that extra bit... |
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"A girl's sphincter?" You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. View Quote Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys. |
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It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing. Or view it as a challenge. But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass. |
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Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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"A girl's sphincter?" You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys. Hand jobs too... Don't forget that both men and women have hands, so a handy from a woman = you have the gay |
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Hand jobs too... Don't forget that both men and women have hands, so a handy from a woman = you have the gay View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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"A girl's sphincter?" You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. Blowjobs are also a very common practice for gay guys. Hand jobs too... Don't forget that both men and women have hands, so a handy from a woman = you have the gay Only if its from Jenner. |
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Don't forget dry humping for the high school trifecta. Gay dudes can do that, too!
I mean, I guess I don't really have anything against handjobs, per se, but why are you picking that as your defense of buttfuckery? Buttfuckery doesn't have enough merits to stand on its own? Let's examine the pros and cons of buttfuckery: Con: * Diarrhea * Shitdick * Diseases * Prolapse * Basically like being gay Pro: * Hur-dur, it's buttsex! * The one phrase that will instantly make every woman uncontrollably horny... "Baby, hang on a sec, I saw this in a porno..." |
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"A girl's sphincter?" You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. View Quote Gay guys kiss too, I've seen it. That's why I stopped kissing my wife. She was mad until I explained to her teh gayz kiss and if I kiss her that it would make me gay as well. |
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"A girl's sphincter?" You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. View Quote I'm curious...have you ever had your dick sucked? ETA: Never mind--already covered exhaustively. #1 reason for buttsex: Because your--in my case female--partner really likes it. |
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"A girl's sphincter?" You realize buttholes are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a butthole expert. But all you buttfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. View Quote So I take it you're not a big fan of oral sex either? I don't know, I guess I just don't constantly travel through life on high alert that nothing I do could possibly be misconstrued as remotely 'gay.' Just not that worried about my sexuality I suppose. |
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I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing. Or view it as a challenge. But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing. Or view it as a challenge. But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass. There's also the socially taboo factor that goes along with nailing a chick in the back door. Though it's physically close, it's about as far from the Puritanically-approved missionary position as you can get, which can make it exciting. |
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There's also the socially taboo factor that goes along with nailing a chick in the back door. Though it's physically close, it's about as far from the Puritanically-approved missionary position as you can get, which can make it exciting. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. I think a lot of guys feel like its a power/degrading thing. Or view it as a challenge. But to be completely fair, there are actually quite a few women that like it in the ass. There's also the socially taboo factor that goes along with nailing a chick in the back door. Though it's physically close, it's about as far from the Puritanically-approved missionary position as you can get, which can make it exciting. "I am saving myself for marriage." |
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The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway. You're tight eh? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. The guys with little dicks enjoy the tighter hole, that's what they tell me anyway. You're tight eh? |
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I do like the "having sex with a girl makes you gay" argument. It's excellent trolling.
After all, everyone knows the best holes are unisex. |
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I do like the "having sex with a girl makes you gay" argument. It's excellent trolling. After all, everyone knows the best holes are unisex. View Quote Why would I want to troll buttfuckers? I'm just saying, it's kinda gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I guess. Sing your self song, buttfuckers. |
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"A girl's mouth?" You realize mouths are pretty much the same, yeah? Maybe a little less hair, I guess. I'm not really a mouth expert. But all you mouthfuckers out there, the sex you have is functionally interchangeable with the sex gay men have. And so if you like it, that basically makes you gay, but for a minor technicality. View Quote |
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. Tighter, warmer, more friction. Makes that walk of shame just that much better |
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It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. Maybe you should try pitching next time |
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You do feel it for longer, unless you're a minute man. As for handling it afterwards, that's what condoms are for. I'm not interested in pregnancy or STDs, so I use them for all areas below the chin. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. Tighter, warmer, more friction. Eh. You don't really feel those benefits for longer than a dozen thrusts or so. There's a perfectly good hole a just few inches away, and you won't be forced to handle your junk like a dirty diaper afterwards. You do feel it for longer, unless you're a minute man. As for handling it afterwards, that's what condoms are for. I'm not interested in pregnancy or STDs, so I use them for all areas below the chin. Nvm |
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Quoted: So there you are. Two inches away from the thing every straight man dreams about from about age ten until he dies. And you think... You know... Pussy is great and all, but... I'm really curious what it feels like to have sex with a dude. View Quote 'cause guess what gay dudes do to each other sometimes... |
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GD's prejudices are showing. You people are automatically assuming it's the girl who takes the buttsexing.
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I do not understand the straight male fascination with plowing female butt hole. It's a power thing? I dunno. It lost its charm quickly for me. Maybe you should try pitching next time |
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