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View Quote The one at 0:55 is not only funny, but good life advice. |
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View Quote Didn't know SJP had a younger sister |
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View Quote Within about 2 minutes of my son telling me this joke, I got pulled over by Texas DPS for 85 in a 75...and got a warning. |
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https://i.imgur.com/59FvLkH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xHLpJhn.png https://i.imgur.com/DLXtKpf.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Havb5da.png https://i.imgur.com/5kjvzK3.png https://i.imgur.com/cpLKTgI.png https://i.imgur.com/3xkXNVQ.png https://i.imgur.com/UAkjK4D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ewHUMUC.png https://i.imgur.com/cZcyyjY.png View Quote I am trying so hard to not fall out of my chair at work over this. |
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Within about 2 minutes of my son telling me this joke, I got pulled over by Texas DPS for 85 in a 75...and got a warning. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Within about 2 minutes of my son telling me this joke, I got pulled over by Texas DPS for 85 in a 75...and got a warning. |
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View Quote Looks like dude is carrying too, you can see him print when he runs like a bitch. Or it could be a phone, but that's no fun. |
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View Quote Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow. |
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Those are antitank mines, so the weight of a person shouldn't set them off. Still falls under the heading of "Things you can do, but WTF are you doing it for?" |
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Those are antitank mines, so the weight of a person shouldn't set them off. Still falls under the heading of "Things you can do, but WTF are you doing it for?" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Those are antitank mines, so the weight of a person shouldn't set them off. Still falls under the heading of "Things you can do, but WTF are you doing it for?" And they're Russian so they probably don't work anyway... |
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View Quote That 2nd one! |
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow. Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads? Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat. |
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Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads? Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow. Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads? Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat. wait.. you saying burger king is NOT using kobe beef?! |
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View Quote Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then! *Dante's Inferno. |
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Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then! *Dante's Inferno. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then! *Dante's Inferno. I'd love to see the Niven/Pournelle version done. |
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Quoted: I'd love to see the Niven/Pournelle version done. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then! *Dante's Inferno. I'd love to see the Niven/Pournelle version done. |
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Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads? Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow. Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads? Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat. ...and male Holstein cows aka steers. |
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