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Link Posted: 10/4/2015 9:53:37 PM EDT
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Wrong thread. delete
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Accidental and unwanted ownage. That may be a first.
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The one at 0:55 is not only funny, but good life advice.
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The Jason Garrett ones are hilarous!

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I lost.
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Denied!






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Didn't know SJP had a younger sister
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I always wondered what would happen if you dug out from under Mjölnir, if you could. Would it float in space, would it fall until it hit something?
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Within about 2 minutes of my son telling me this joke, I got pulled over by Texas DPS for 85 in a 75...and got a warning.
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Within about 2 minutes of my son telling me this joke, I got pulled over by Texas DPS for 85 in a 75...and got a warning.
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Within about 2 minutes of my son telling me this joke, I got pulled over by Texas DPS for 85 in a 75...and got a warning.

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Presidential material right there!
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Ag Girls
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Lost hard multiple times. NSFW: language and ... fake baby abuse?

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Looks like dude is carrying too, you can see him print when he runs like a bitch.

Or it could be a phone, but that's no fun.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:50:23 AM EDT
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow.

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Vladimir, what the shit?

 
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Vladimir, what the shit?  
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Those are antitank mines, so the weight of a person shouldn't set them off.

Still falls under the heading of "Things you can do, but WTF are you doing it for?"
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Those are antitank mines, so the weight of a person shouldn't set them off.

Still falls under the heading of "Things you can do, but WTF are you doing it for?"
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Those are antitank mines, so the weight of a person shouldn't set them off.

Still falls under the heading of "Things you can do, but WTF are you doing it for?"


And they're Russian so they probably don't work anyway...
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That 2nd one!  









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Hoe Lee Shit!!!!
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow.
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow.


Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads?  Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows
Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat.
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Matt Damon - the Bizzarro Sean Bean.
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Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then!




*Dante's Inferno.
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Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then!




*Dante's Inferno.
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Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then!




*Dante's Inferno.


I'd love to see the Niven/Pournelle version done.
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Dear Mr. Damon: Please don't take the lead in The Divine Comedy*. We'll never get you back then!
*Dante's Inferno.




I'd love to see the Niven/Pournelle version done.
I'm thinking a full-on Monty Python version with appropriate silly walks around each level of the Inferno.

 
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Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads?  Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows
Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat.
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Pretty sure that is a dairy cow/Holstein and not a beef cow.


Have you ever noticed that in the Chick Fil A ads?  Eat Mor Chckin - Dairy cows
Dairy cows that can't produce milk any more get culled for low grade beef production. Much of that winds up…. as ….. cheap hamburgers and taco meat.



...and male Holstein cows aka steers.
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