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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:48:50 PM EDT
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Damn uppity oh-niners. I HAVE SENIORITY!!1!
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:52:09 PM EDT
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Don't you have to be in front of a computer all day long to be a mod?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:54:51 PM EDT
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Sounds good to me.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:56:07 PM EDT
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The secret to becoming a Mod is you must first not want to be one.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:56:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't you have to be in front of a computer all day long to be a mod? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:57:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn uppity oh-niners. I HAVE SENIORITY!!1! I won't dispute your claim. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:57:56 PM EDT
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Thanks for volunteering. The general procedure is to move existing Mods from lesser trafficked forums to more highly trafficked forums. So, the demand for new Mods is minimal. Of course, any Mod applicant will be thoroughly vetted by Staff, so there is that complication to consider. IIRC, a couple of Mod applicants squeaked through with a warning or maybe two, but nothing more serious than that. Longevity and post count are also factored into the equation. Mods are expected to be on-site daily in their respective forum(s), It's not an easy job to do right, and occasionally, a Mod is let go as not being able to do the job properly, for various reasons. Unfortunately, the position for which you are applying does not exist. The closest position would be Staff, and that position is only open to people who are already Mods, and deemed worthy to be promoted to a vacant Staff position. This not only requires vetting by existing Staff, but approval by Site Admin. Unfortunately, there are no Staff vacancies at present, and even if there were such, pre-existing Mods, who had already proven themselves, would have preference. That's only common sense, and also fair to all concerned. But thank you again for your interest. After having looked at your account in the Ban and Warning list, I regret to say that you would not be considered a suitable candidate for a Mod position on this site. I have a serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with aspergers? You just typed up a super serious and well thought out reply to what was obviously a total tongue in cheek post that didn't ask for it, nor require it. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 10:58:17 PM EDT
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Don't you have to be in front of a computer all day long to be a mod? That is discriminatory against people who happen to live in areas with high water tables.  
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:01:01 PM EDT
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I have it on good authority that I am next to be considered for a moderator position. My even headed stance on all issues ARF, and the fairness to which I judge all members, has me in good standing with the powers that be.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:01:42 PM EDT
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Don't you have to be in front of a computer all day long to be a mod? Sounds like you are a shoe in!! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:02:27 PM EDT
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It's the busiest section of the site, by far. Like policing in a big city, some would say it's prime time. Some would say it's terrible. I've only ever mod'd GD here so I have no reference for the other areas of the site. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is GD the shit detail for mods? It's the busiest section of the site, by far. Like policing in a big city, some would say it's prime time. Some would say it's terrible. I've only ever mod'd GD here so I have no reference for the other areas of the site. I honestly can't remember the last time I've seen you lock a GD thread, or even edit a post. I'm here a lot (my post count bring dishonah to my famiry) so I might have missed it, but you seem to be relying on others to do your dirty work, batman.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:06:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with aspergers? You just typed up a super serious and well thought out reply to what was obviously a total tongue in cheek post that didn't ask for it, nor require it. If you have, I don't mean any offense by it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Thanks for volunteering. The general procedure is to move existing Mods from lesser trafficked forums to more highly trafficked forums. So, the demand for new Mods is minimal. Of course, any Mod applicant will be thoroughly vetted by Staff, so there is that complication to consider. IIRC, a couple of Mod applicants squeaked through with a warning or maybe two, but nothing more serious than that. Longevity and post count are also factored into the equation. Mods are expected to be on-site daily in their respective forum(s), It's not an easy job to do right, and occasionally, a Mod is let go as not being able to do the job properly, for various reasons. Unfortunately, the position for which you are applying does not exist. The closest position would be Staff, and that position is only open to people who are already Mods, and deemed worthy to be promoted to a vacant Staff position. This not only requires vetting by existing Staff, but approval by Site Admin. Unfortunately, there are no Staff vacancies at present, and even if there were such, pre-existing Mods, who had already proven themselves, would have preference. That's only common sense, and also fair to all concerned. But thank you again for your interest. After having looked at your account in the Ban and Warning list, I regret to say that you would not be considered a suitable candidate for a Mod position on this site. I have a serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with aspergers? You just typed up a super serious and well thought out reply to what was obviously a total tongue in cheek post that didn't ask for it, nor require it. If you have, I don't mean any offense by it. I was a mod on a political forum. It wasn't all tame and straight laced like here. Mods had to be quick and lethal. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:07:28 PM EDT
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I honestly can't remember the last time I've seen you lock a GD thread, or even edit a post. I'm here a lot (my post count bring dishonah to my famiry) so I might have missed it, but you seem to be relying on others to do your dirty work, batman. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is GD the shit detail for mods? It's the busiest section of the site, by far. Like policing in a big city, some would say it's prime time. Some would say it's terrible. I've only ever mod'd GD here so I have no reference for the other areas of the site. I honestly can't remember the last time I've seen you lock a GD thread, or even edit a post. I'm here a lot (my post count bring dishonah to my famiry) so I might have missed it, but you seem to be relying on others to do your dirty work, batman. Some where around here is Harvey Dent, being the moderator that Gotham deserves! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:07:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have it on good authority that I am next to be considered for a moderator position. My even headed stance on all issues ARF, and the fairness to which I judge all members, has me in good standing with the powers that be. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:09:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The lifer forum ? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I have it on good authority that I am next to be considered for a moderator position. My even headed stance on all issues ARF, and the fairness to which I judge all members, has me in good standing with the powers that be.  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:20:41 PM EDT
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It's not like they can threaten to not renew their memberships in protest now, can they? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have it on good authority that I am next to be considered for a moderator position. My even headed stance on all issues ARF, and the fairness to which I judge all members, has me in good standing with the powers that be.
No, but we can threaten to pool our money and buy you one next round.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:22:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, but we can threaten to pool our money and buy you one next round. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I have it on good authority that I am next to be considered for a moderator position. My even headed stance on all issues ARF, and the fairness to which I judge all members, has me in good standing with the powers that be. No, but we can threaten to pool our money and buy you one next round. I want the new Reeses Peanut Butter donuts so bad, I said I even accept a Life membership if it came with a dozen of those donuts. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:28:44 PM EDT
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Didn't see my Dunkin Donuts thread last night, did you? I want the new Reeses Peanut Butter donuts so bad, I said I even accept a Life membership if it came with a dozen of those donuts. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have it on good authority that I am next to be considered for a moderator position. My even headed stance on all issues ARF, and the fairness to which I judge all members, has me in good standing with the powers that be.
No, but we can threaten to pool our money and buy you one next round. I want the new Reeses Peanut Butter donuts so bad, I said I even accept a Life membership if it came with a dozen of those donuts. Damn oh-sixers. Nvm. There's a cloud that needs yelling at. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:30:18 PM EDT
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You should limit yourself to all things connected with whiskey, cigars, boobs, and Puerto Rican.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:32:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You should limit yourself to all things connected with whiskey, cigars, boobs, and Puerto Rican. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:33:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:35:02 PM EDT
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I want to speak to a supervisor Quote HistoryQuoted:
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... After having looked at your account in the Ban and Warning list, I regret to say that you would not be considered a suitable candidate for a Mod position on this site. I want to speak to a supervisor Maybe with the right haircut you could ask for the manager. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:49:53 PM EDT
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I'm squeaky clean.
And everyone loves me. It's true just ask . . . um, nevermind. 
I would make a great mod. I have no pesky "job" to get in the way anymore. Plus I spend a lot of time in hospital rooms with nothing else to do. Of course some of them block ARF, but I'm usually unconscious anyway
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:52:36 PM EDT
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oh yea I as already asked,aimless blackballed me  That flightless bird ruined my life long dream of becoming a MOD as well. No trial, just a conviction with no appeal, and to think he is an attorney 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:59:48 PM EDT
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EvanWilliams to mod the forum for banned members.
Wasn't there an anti-AR-15 forum composed of banned members somewhere? |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 12:05:05 AM EDT
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This job ain't nearly as cool as it sounds. QFT I admin'd a large car board for some time. After that, I think I'd rather remove my own liver with a dull spoon than deal with the whiney ass drama bullshit that goes with the mod gig. And believe it or not, board advertisers were some of the worst. 
These days, I appreciate being able to just log on and only read the stuff I want while having the luxury of ignoring the retards.
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Posted: 9/2/2015 5:37:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: EvanWilliams to mod the forum for banned members. Wasn't there an anti-AR-15 forum composed of banned members somewhere? |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 5:42:56 AM EDT
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I'm all for it if arfcom will have 87% more shotgun topics. dibs on the 28ga and 20 ga sub forums Can I have the .410? 
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Posted: 9/2/2015 6:05:01 AM EDT
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(coc - check account status)
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Posted: 9/2/2015 6:15:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: (coc - check account status) I'll handle it. |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 6:16:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can I have the .410? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm all for it if arfcom will have 87% more shotgun topics. dibs on the 28ga and 20 ga sub forums Can I have the .410? |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 8:47:36 AM EDT
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I honestly can't remember the last time I've seen you lock a GD thread, or even edit a post. I'm here a lot (my post count bring dishonah to my famiry) so I might have missed it, but you seem to be relying on others to do your dirty work, batman. I edit stuff all the time. I lock relatively few threads because non-spam dupes aren't really a COC violation...and believe it or not that's the most oft reported thing I see. See, Batman doesn't have to beat the shit out of every criminal in Gotham to have a significant impact...everybody knows he's up there, somewhere, watching. And when someone tries another cockpocalypse... 
I come out of the shadows and snatch their ass so fast they don't realize what hit them...and it happens so fast most bystanders never saw a thing. I am the night, motherfucker. ...at least when it's not my night off. Then I'm doing other things. 
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Posted: 9/2/2015 9:43:21 AM EDT
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I edit stuff all the time. I lock relatively few threads because non-spam dupes aren't really a COC violation...and believe it or not that's the most oft reported thing I see. See, Batman doesn't have to beat the shit out of every criminal in Gotham to have a significant impact...everybody knows he's up there, somewhere, watching. And when someone tries another cockpocalypse... http://i.imgur.com/Gi9cwgR.gif I come out of the shadows and snatch their ass so fast they don't realize what hit them...and it happens so fast most bystanders never saw a thing. I am the night, motherfucker. ...at least when it's not my night off. Then I'm doing other things. http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/8/23/batfleck-facelick.gif Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I honestly can't remember the last time I've seen you lock a GD thread, or even edit a post. I'm here a lot (my post count bring dishonah to my famiry) so I might have missed it, but you seem to be relying on others to do your dirty work, batman. I edit stuff all the time. I lock relatively few threads because non-spam dupes aren't really a COC violation...and believe it or not that's the most oft reported thing I see. See, Batman doesn't have to beat the shit out of every criminal in Gotham to have a significant impact...everybody knows he's up there, somewhere, watching. And when someone tries another cockpocalypse... http://i.imgur.com/Gi9cwgR.gif I come out of the shadows and snatch their ass so fast they don't realize what hit them...and it happens so fast most bystanders never saw a thing. I am the night, motherfucker. ...at least when it's not my night off. Then I'm doing other things. http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/8/23/batfleck-facelick.gif Do you wear your lemon yellow speedo under the bat outfit or on top of it? I seem to recall a time you were quite proud of your speedo. I guess when you become batman you have to let go of your old persona and adopt a harsher battitude. |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 9:59:53 AM EDT
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Am I on any timeout/warning lists?
genuinely curious. I think I once got a message from a mod bc I made a "your momma" joke that was apparently not funny. lol.
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:05:49 AM EDT
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Do you wear your lemon yellow speedo under the bat outfit or on top of it? I seem to recall a time you were quite proud of your speedo. I guess when you become batman you have to let go of your old persona and adopt a harsher battitude. It's canary yellow, and it's always under the bat suit so it can be effectively deployed as a weapon. |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:10:35 AM EDT
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Moding can only be done when drunk
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:11:16 AM EDT
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It's canary yellow, and it's always under the bat suit so it can be effectively deployed as a weapon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you wear your lemon yellow speedo under the bat outfit or on top of it? I seem to recall a time you were quite proud of your speedo. I guess when you become batman you have to let go of your old persona and adopt a harsher battitude. It's canary yellow, and it's always under the bat suit so it can be effectively deployed as a weapon. Righto. Canary yellow, my mistake.
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:14:28 AM EDT
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Locked ? I'll handle it.
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(coc - check account status)
He's faking it. I did it once and Paul caught it and legitimized it by going in and leaving a trail, "Edited by Paul."
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:25:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meanwhile I got to try out the new ban button within 24 hours of it showing up. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The other technical forums are mostly boring to Mod. Most "Reports" are about "Not technical" or "Wrong forum". Most of my time is simply moving threads to the correct forums. Very seldom do we give out Warnings. I like boring.  Meanwhile I got to try out the new ban button within 24 hours of it showing up. Does it look like a hammer? |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:32:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with aspergers? You just typed up a super serious and well thought out reply to what was obviously a total tongue in cheek post that didn't ask for it, nor require it. If you have, I don't mean any offense by it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Thanks for volunteering. The general procedure is to move existing Mods from lesser trafficked forums to more highly trafficked forums. So, the demand for new Mods is minimal. Of course, any Mod applicant will be thoroughly vetted by Staff, so there is that complication to consider. IIRC, a couple of Mod applicants squeaked through with a warning or maybe two, but nothing more serious than that. Longevity and post count are also factored into the equation. Mods are expected to be on-site daily in their respective forum(s), It's not an easy job to do right, and occasionally, a Mod is let go as not being able to do the job properly, for various reasons. Unfortunately, the position for which you are applying does not exist. The closest position would be Staff, and that position is only open to people who are already Mods, and deemed worthy to be promoted to a vacant Staff position. This not only requires vetting by existing Staff, but approval by Site Admin. Unfortunately, there are no Staff vacancies at present, and even if there were such, pre-existing Mods, who had already proven themselves, would have preference. That's only common sense, and also fair to all concerned. But thank you again for your interest. After having looked at your account in the Ban and Warning list, I regret to say that you would not be considered a suitable candidate for a Mod position on this site. I have a serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with aspergers? You just typed up a super serious and well thought out reply to what was obviously a total tongue in cheek post that didn't ask for it, nor require it. If you have, I don't mean any offense by it. Meh. ^c ^v . done. Mods have inventory of stuff - like system message does. |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 10:37:52 AM EDT
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Does it look like a hammer?
You can't look too closely at it. Else... 
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Posted: 9/2/2015 11:00:23 AM EDT
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Thanks for volunteering. The general procedure is to move existing Mods from lesser trafficked forums to more highly trafficked forums. So, the demand for new Mods is minimal. Of course, any Mod applicant will be thoroughly vetted by Staff, so there is that complication to consider. IIRC, a couple of Mod applicants squeaked through with a warning or maybe two, but nothing more serious than that. Longevity and post count are also factored into the equation. Mods are expected to be on-site daily in their respective forum(s), It's not an easy job to do right, and occasionally, a Mod is let go as not being able to do the job properly, for various reasons. Unfortunately, the position for which you are applying does not exist. The closest position would be Staff, and that position is only open to people who are already Mods, and deemed worthy to be promoted to a vacant Staff position. This not only requires vetting by existing Staff, but approval by Site Admin. Unfortunately, there are no Staff vacancies at present, and even if there were such, pre-existing Mods, who had already proven themselves, would have preference. That's only common sense, and also fair to all concerned. But thank you again for your interest. After having looked at your account in the Ban and Warning list, I regret to say that you would not be considered a suitable candidate for a Mod position on this site. I want to speak to a supervisor Far and away the best line of this thread. 
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Posted: 9/2/2015 11:19:58 AM EDT
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Your thread title announcement is a symphony of thought.
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Posted: 9/2/2015 11:33:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Far and away the best line of this thread. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Thanks for volunteering. The general procedure is to move existing Mods from lesser trafficked forums to more highly trafficked forums. So, the demand for new Mods is minimal. Of course, any Mod applicant will be thoroughly vetted by Staff, so there is that complication to consider. IIRC, a couple of Mod applicants squeaked through with a warning or maybe two, but nothing more serious than that. Longevity and post count are also factored into the equation. Mods are expected to be on-site daily in their respective forum(s), It's not an easy job to do right, and occasionally, a Mod is let go as not being able to do the job properly, for various reasons. Unfortunately, the position for which you are applying does not exist. The closest position would be Staff, and that position is only open to people who are already Mods, and deemed worthy to be promoted to a vacant Staff position. This not only requires vetting by existing Staff, but approval by Site Admin. Unfortunately, there are no Staff vacancies at present, and even if there were such, pre-existing Mods, who had already proven themselves, would have preference. That's only common sense, and also fair to all concerned. But thank you again for your interest. After having looked at your account in the Ban and Warning list, I regret to say that you would not be considered a suitable candidate for a Mod position on this site. I want to speak to a supervisor Far and away the best line of this thread. |
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Posted: 9/2/2015 11:36:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your thread title announcement is a symphony of thought.
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