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Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:10:38 PM EDT
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You guys think those hands are dirty?


My first impression was they were too smooth and girly.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:12:53 PM EDT
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Holy shit, princess. Are you going to take him with on your next manicure appointment?
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:13:57 PM EDT
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Does your boyfriend know you eat fish sticks?
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:14:11 PM EDT
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This. The only way those hands could be any gheyer is if they were around another dudes penis. Ghey!
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:16:02 PM EDT
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not cool man,it used to be his big toe..
















 
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WTF is wrong with your thumb?

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Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:18:15 PM EDT
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What's in the blue bags?





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imitation crab meat?



 
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:19:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:19:34 PM EDT
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OP's R hand holding an MC Operator 5" 1911, next to the LW Champion 4" 1911. Took the pic just for you guys.  



Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:19:41 PM EDT
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Shmoo thumb
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:20:35 PM EDT
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OP's R hand holding an MC Operator 5" 1911, next to the LW Champion 4" 1911. Took the pic just for you guys.  


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Can you even reach the light's "on" switch?


Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:21:01 PM EDT
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They must look FABULOUS.
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clean your fingernails. Are you a mechanic?


lol wut?? They're not even dirty. Men don't clean their fingernails.


I do.


They must look FABULOUS.


Only for 1-2 days after my wife gives me a manicure.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:23:04 PM EDT
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Can you even reach the light's "on" switch?


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Can you even reach the light's "on" switch?




Only if I stand on my tip toes.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:23:47 PM EDT
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You know what they say abt Small hands....oh wait...that's something else.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:25:04 PM EDT
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Holy shit, princess. Are you going to take him with on your next manicure appointment?
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Holy shit, princess. Are you going to take him with on your next manicure appointment?


My wife only does my nails, and her own. Nobody else's.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:25:41 PM EDT
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Nice pistols.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:31:23 PM EDT
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My right thumb looks similar to OP's left.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:36:21 PM EDT
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Listen you dim gaggle of fuckwhits - OP started this thread to have an intellectual discourse about his dingle-berry ice cube fetish... can you digitaly difficient dipshits stay on topic?












So then OP... do you find that the conjoined cubes look remarkably like short fat little fingers?









Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:42:23 PM EDT
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Listen you dim gaggle of fuckwhits - OP started this thread to have an intellectual discourse about his dingle-berry ice cube fetish... can you digitaly difficient dipshits stay on topic?

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Brilliant.



 
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:46:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:50:26 PM EDT
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Listen you dim gaggle of fuckwhits - OP started this thread to have an intellectual discourse about his dingle-berry ice cube fetish... can you digitaly difficient dipshits stay on topic?



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Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:51:25 PM EDT
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Toe pics for you guys, just what I had laying around in my PB account. Took the first pic about roof shingles blowing off my roof, which pretty much derailed about like this one has. Took the second pic with closeup of toes on my suppressed SPR for further clarification.









Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:55:16 PM EDT
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You're not my supervisor.
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 10:57:56 PM EDT
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Sweet Jesus. His toes are as freakishly disfigured as his thumb. We should take up a fund of some kind.  
Link Posted: 7/5/2015 11:42:58 PM EDT
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Toe pics for you guys, just what I had laying around in my PB account. Took the first pic about roof shingles blowing off my roof, which pretty much derailed about like this one has. Took the second pic with closeup of toes on my suppressed SPR for further clarification.



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Toe pics for you guys, just what I had laying around in my PB account. Took the first pic about roof shingles blowing off my roof, which pretty much derailed about like this one has. Took the second pic with closeup of toes on my suppressed SPR for further clarification.



<a href="http://s159.photobucket.com/user/mustangduckk/media/608bb79c06276d60949e335da5a7c220_zps3cdeae7c.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/mustangduckk/608bb79c06276d60949e335da5a7c220_zps3cdeae7c.jpg</a>





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Nice dew claw you got there.  I mean pinky toe.

Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:15:43 AM EDT
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What fingernails?
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:23:00 AM EDT
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Dew claw and bitch hands.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:29:11 AM EDT
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Hygiene problems.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:42:35 AM EDT
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OP - are you wearing a tracksuit in that last pic?

Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:49:14 AM EDT
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What else would op wear?

 



I'm fucking crying from laughing at you fuckers.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:53:07 AM EDT
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Hopefully OP's out of things to post unless he's got a tail like that episode of the xfiles
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 3:59:17 AM EDT
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OP - are you wearing a tracksuit in that last pic?

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Is OP Russian?
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:20:04 AM EDT
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If you have sandals, throw them out.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:21:58 AM EDT
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Is OP Russian?
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Is OP Russian?



GASP!  Proof they ARE using the AR platform!

Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:24:17 AM EDT
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Toe pics for you guys, just what I had laying around in my PB account. Took the first pic about roof shingles blowing off my roof, which pretty much derailed about like this one has. Took the second pic with closeup of toes on my suppressed SPR for further clarification.



<a href="http://s159.photobucket.com/user/mustangduckk/media/608bb79c06276d60949e335da5a7c220_zps3cdeae7c.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/mustangduckk/608bb79c06276d60949e335da5a7c220_zps3cdeae7c.jpg</a>





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Toe pics for you guys, just what I had laying around in my PB account. Took the first pic about roof shingles blowing off my roof, which pretty much derailed about like this one has. Took the second pic with closeup of toes on my suppressed SPR for further clarification.



<a href="http://s159.photobucket.com/user/mustangduckk/media/608bb79c06276d60949e335da5a7c220_zps3cdeae7c.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/mustangduckk/608bb79c06276d60949e335da5a7c220_zps3cdeae7c.jpg</a>





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That's a huge gap between your toes - did you have the 6th toe removed?


Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:24:31 AM EDT
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OP - are you wearing a tracksuit in that last pic?



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GASP!  Proof they ARE using the AR platform!



Even they know where AKs belong.

Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:55:38 AM EDT
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No, I've been working on brass all afternoon, and mannie peddie day isn't until Tuesday.

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No, I've been working on brass all afternoon, and mannie peddie day isn't until Tuesday.



Lol. Derailed in one post.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:57:07 AM EDT
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Lol. Derailed in one post.
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No, I've been working on brass all afternoon, and mannie peddie day isn't until Tuesday.



Lol. Derailed in one post.


Link Posted: 7/6/2015 4:59:02 AM EDT
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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.


Link Posted: 7/6/2015 5:00:40 AM EDT
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I guess it's the simple things in life that excite some of us.
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What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 5:01:09 AM EDT
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Yessir. Like clean fingernails.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 5:01:39 AM EDT
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What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?
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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.




What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?

That's what it sounds like, yes.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 5:03:00 AM EDT
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That's what it sounds like, yes.
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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.




What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?

That's what it sounds like, yes.


Even the green guy agrees.
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Even the green guy agrees.
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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.




What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?

That's what it sounds like, yes.


Even the green guy agrees.



Wouldn't you?

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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.




What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?

That's what it sounds like, yes.


Even the green guy agrees.



Wouldn't you?



Agree with the green guy agreeing with me? Yes.
Link Posted: 7/6/2015 5:10:23 AM EDT
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I showed OP's first pic to my wife and said "what do you see?"  She said "dirty fingernails"
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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.




What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?

That's what it sounds like, yes.


Even the green guy agrees.



Actually, based on your other thread, I'm hoping for some more sister-in-law pics.


Link Posted: 7/6/2015 1:22:11 PM EDT
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Those are my stretchy pants.

Link Posted: 7/6/2015 1:25:38 PM EDT
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Truth. Those nails are clean.

<----------------- Rebuilding engine in garage with black, oil soaked hands
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Actually, based on your other thread, I'm hoping for some more sister-in-law pics.


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OP, it looks like you must spend every weekend smacking your extremities with a hammer.

Whatever you do, please DON'T post a dick pic.

It would probably look like something from SmashBurger.




What are you saying? If his extremities didn't look like he Donkey Konged them, you would want him to post a dick pic?

That's what it sounds like, yes.


Even the green guy agrees.



Actually, based on your other thread, I'm hoping for some more sister-in-law pics.




What for? So I can get accused of being a creep or wanting to fuck her?  Even if my wife had posted the thread, it still would've gone the way it did.
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