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I remember driving down international airport blvd, and traffic was backed up and down to one lane. Finally got up to the "accident" and it was a huge bull moose just slowly cruising down the right lane. No lane changes or anything.. Just walking straight down the lane for like a mile. Right by the Alaskan bush co.
Bbqing out on my friends back deck, and a couple of em just cruised up to the bbq to smell what we were cookin. Such regular encounters with all the meese was strange for me for a little bit, coming from the desert. Their complete lack of give-a-fuck most times was crazy. Walked down to pull gate guard one winter during an ftx.. It was cold and dark at 3am and I was walking with my head down, trying to fish my nods out of a pouch, and literally ran into a moose. She just looked at me like 'wtf' and sauntered off. |
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The young ones are curious and stupid... Didja squirt him with the hose? |
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View Quote You should've dabbed a loop over that bad boy. |
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I'd have said to that moose, "As a matter of fact, I do have a moment to speak with you about Jesus!".
Though I'd probably have stuttered and all he'd have heard as he watched my ass jackrabbiting toward cover would be "JESUS!". |
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Fucker looks delicious. Do moose taste as good as elk? View Quote Yes. And on an Alaska-Yukon moose, there is a whole bunch of great eating...once you pack it all out. Its a real job, that. Most dead critters seem to get smaller when you get right next to them. This is not true with a moose. They just get bigger. And bigger. |
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Quoted: Yes. And on an Alaska-Yukon moose, there is a whole bunch of great eating...once you pack it all out. Its a real job, that. Most dead critters seem to get smaller when you get right next to them. This is not true with a moose. They just get bigger. And bigger. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Fucker looks delicious. Do moose taste as good as elk? Yes. And on an Alaska-Yukon moose, there is a whole bunch of great eating...once you pack it all out. Its a real job, that. Most dead critters seem to get smaller when you get right next to them. This is not true with a moose. They just get bigger. And bigger. I've killed at least a dozen of them and we used to just cut them in half and load them up. Now a quarter of one is a bitch to load. They always die in a hole with their legs under them too. ETA. I used to have a vhs tape of me grabbing a 55 inch bull by the antlers. |
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No... he was plenty pissed off already by the sound of the water spraying. My back was to him since I was hosing down the passenger wheel and was within 15' of me by the time I noticed him View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The young ones are curious and stupid... Didja squirt him with the hose? No... he was plenty pissed off already by the sound of the water spraying. My back was to him since I was hosing down the passenger wheel and was within 15' of me by the time I noticed him I don't know jack shit about moose - But IMLE, when a large, wild, heavily-antlered animal is head-down-and-giving-ya-the-stink-eye, it's almost never a good sign... |
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Yes. And on an Alaska-Yukon moose, there is a whole bunch of great eating...once you pack it all out. Its a real job, that. Most dead critters seem to get smaller when you get right next to them. This is not true with a moose. They just get bigger. And bigger. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Fucker looks delicious. Do moose taste as good as elk? Yes. And on an Alaska-Yukon moose, there is a whole bunch of great eating...once you pack it all out. Its a real job, that. Most dead critters seem to get smaller when you get right next to them. This is not true with a moose. They just get bigger. And bigger. This. I'm 6'6 and straddled a downed moose to start the real work and my feet not touch the ground |
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The older you get, the heavier they get. I've killed at least a dozen of them and we used to just cut them in half and load them up. Now a quarter of one is a bitch to load. They always die in a hole with their legs under them too. ETA. I used to have a vhs tape of me grabbing a 55 inch bull by the antlers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Fucker looks delicious. Do moose taste as good as elk? Yes. And on an Alaska-Yukon moose, there is a whole bunch of great eating...once you pack it all out. Its a real job, that. Most dead critters seem to get smaller when you get right next to them. This is not true with a moose. They just get bigger. And bigger. I've killed at least a dozen of them and we used to just cut them in half and load them up. Now a quarter of one is a bitch to load. They always die in a hole with their legs under them too. ETA. I used to have a vhs tape of me grabbing a 55 inch bull by the antlers. A what, now? |
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Saw this on my facebook today. Poor guy.
https://www.facebook.com/kendalljonesgameon/photos/a.629434817110845.1073741833.628603203860673/883929621661362/?type=1&theater |
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I don't know jack shit about moose - But IMLE, when a large, wild, heavily-antlered animal is head-down-and-giving-ya-the-stink-eye, it's almost never a good sign... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The young ones are curious and stupid... Didja squirt him with the hose? No... he was plenty pissed off already by the sound of the water spraying. My back was to him since I was hosing down the passenger wheel and was within 15' of me by the time I noticed him I don't know jack shit about moose - But IMLE, when a large, wild, heavily-antlered animal is head-down-and-giving-ya-the-stink-eye, it's almost never a good sign... Moose are pretty mean too. They aren't like deer/elk that are more likely to run off than to challenge you. Moose are much more prone to go active defense. |
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Moose IS delicious, but should be carefully inspected and cooked thoroughly. Everything from brainworm nematodes to liver flukes to tapeworms love to live in moose. Most is safe to eat when well done, though.
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Little Known Fact: They LOVE it when you sneak up behind them and tickle them!!! |
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I'm guessing that's a moose? Never seen one before. Aren't they dangerous?
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Moose are pretty mean too. They aren't like deer/elk that are more likely to run off than to challenge you. Moose are much more prone to go active defense. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The young ones are curious and stupid... Didja squirt him with the hose? No... he was plenty pissed off already by the sound of the water spraying. My back was to him since I was hosing down the passenger wheel and was within 15' of me by the time I noticed him I don't know jack shit about moose - But IMLE, when a large, wild, heavily-antlered animal is head-down-and-giving-ya-the-stink-eye, it's almost never a good sign... Moose are pretty mean too. They aren't like deer/elk that are more likely to run off than to challenge you. Moose are much more prone to go active defense. Yeah, you can do that when you weigh damn near a ton and have serrated bulldozer blades on your head and can kick a grizzly senseless when you feel like it. Moose (the A/Y version anyway) are not to be trifled with. They rate right up there with Cape Buffalo on my list of Things Better Left Alone Unless Heavily Armed With Backup. But they're sooo tasty... |
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Quoted: I'm guessing that's a moose? Never seen one before. Aren't they dangerous? View Quote Then you just hop on them and ride them for a few miles. Nice looking moose, the biggest animal you can encouter here in the wild is a reebok probably... |
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Quoted: I'm guessing that's a moose? Never seen one before. Aren't they dangerous? View Quote When I first showed up to my unit in Alaska, one of the first things they did was show us a video of a guy that got between a momma moose and her baby. Momma brutally stomped the guy to death to protect her baby. I encountered quite a few in the woods hiking and during training. They can be dangerous, but like I said earlier, I literally walked into one with my head down in the dark not paying attention, and she just looked at me and walked away slowly. I've been rucksack flopped and had one come out of the treeline a couple feet behind me, stop, and just turn around and went away. I wouldn't try to get super close on purpose, cause they can definitely put a hurtin' on you, but they weren't really something to be afraid of unless they are coming right for you and don't look happy. |
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Quoted: Nah, the trick is to pet them real gently on the nose. Then you just hop on them and ride them for a few miles. Nice looking moose, the biggest animal you can encouter here in the wild is a reebok probably... http://www.droomplekken.nl/images/dp/central_balkan/Ree-met-jong.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'm guessing that's a moose? Never seen one before. Aren't they dangerous? Nice looking moose, the biggest animal you can encouter here in the wild is a reebok probably... http://www.droomplekken.nl/images/dp/central_balkan/Ree-met-jong.jpg A roebuck? We used to have those around here |
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Quoted: I remember driving down international airport blvd, and traffic was backed up and down to one lane. Finally got up to the "accident" and it was a huge bull moose just slowly cruising down the right lane. No lane changes or anything.. Just walking straight down the lane for like a mile. Right by the Alaskan bush co. Bbqing out on my friends back deck, and a couple of em just cruised up to the bbq to smell what we were cookin. Such regular encounters with all the meese was strange for me for a little bit, coming from the desert. Their complete lack of give-a-fuck most times was crazy. Walked down to pull gate guard one winter during an ftx.. It was cold and dark at 3am and I was walking with my head down, trying to fish my nods out of a pouch, and literally ran into a moose. She just looked at me like 'wtf' and sauntered off. View Quote Please explain. |
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I remember driving down international airport blvd, and traffic was backed up and down to one lane. Finally got up to the "accident" and it was a huge bull moose just slowly cruising down the right lane. No lane changes or anything.. Just walking straight down the lane for like a mile. Right by the Alaskan bush co. Bbqing out on my friends back deck, and a couple of em just cruised up to the bbq to smell what we were cookin. Such regular encounters with all the meese was strange for me for a little bit, coming from the desert. Their complete lack of give-a-fuck most times was crazy. Walked down to pull gate guard one winter during an ftx.. It was cold and dark at 3am and I was walking with my head down, trying to fish my nods out of a pouch, and literally ran into a moose. She just looked at me like 'wtf' and sauntered off. Please explain. Perhaps nods? Night Observation Devices. See also, NVGs, NVDs. |
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Quoted: A roebuck? We used to have those around here http://www.ar15.com/media/images/xBio/296890.JPG View Quote I actually miss him. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I remember driving down international airport blvd, and traffic was backed up and down to one lane. Finally got up to the "accident" and it was a huge bull moose just slowly cruising down the right lane. No lane changes or anything.. Just walking straight down the lane for like a mile. Right by the Alaskan bush co. Bbqing out on my friends back deck, and a couple of em just cruised up to the bbq to smell what we were cookin. Such regular encounters with all the meese was strange for me for a little bit, coming from the desert. Their complete lack of give-a-fuck most times was crazy. Walked down to pull gate guard one winter during an ftx.. It was cold and dark at 3am and I was walking with my head down, trying to fish my nods out of a pouch, and literally ran into a moose. She just looked at me like 'wtf' and sauntered off. Please explain. Oops. Night vision. PVS14s... Night optical/observation device. Not my balls or anything. |
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Nah, the trick is to pet them real gently on the nose. Then you just hop on them and ride them for a few miles. Nice looking moose, the biggest animal you can encouter here in the wild is a reebok probably... http://www.droomplekken.nl/images/dp/central_balkan/Ree-met-jong.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm guessing that's a moose? Never seen one before. Aren't they dangerous? Nice looking moose, the biggest animal you can encouter here in the wild is a reebok probably... http://www.droomplekken.nl/images/dp/central_balkan/Ree-met-jong.jpg Otherwise known to us Yanks as a Roe Deer. About half the size of a typical whitetail. |
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I remember driving down international airport blvd, and traffic was backed up and down to one lane. Finally got up to the "accident" and it was a huge bull moose just slowly cruising down the right lane. No lane changes or anything.. Just walking straight down the lane for like a mile. Right by the Alaskan bush co. Bbqing out on my friends back deck, and a couple of em just cruised up to the bbq to smell what we were cookin. Such regular encounters with all the meese was strange for me for a little bit, coming from the desert. Their complete lack of give-a-fuck most times was crazy. Walked down to pull gate guard one winter during an ftx.. It was cold and dark at 3am and I was walking with my head down, trying to fish my nods out of a pouch, and literally ran into a moose. She just looked at me like 'wtf' and sauntered off. View Quote So what you're saying is that the moose is the perfect mascot for GD. |
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