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Posted: 7/2/2015 4:43:08 PM EDT
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why would it be satire?

the left hates america.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:45:11 PM EDT
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We would have more chubby, large breasted chicks with bad teeth here.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:49:55 PM EDT
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I really hope that, some day, in some fabulously decorated back room in DC, Ezra Klein turns down the wrong cock for a slurp and his entire fifth column empire at Vox is brought crashing down as a result.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:50:48 PM EDT
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A liberal arguing that Imperialism was awesome?

I love it.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:52:02 PM EDT
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Can't seem to leave comments on that piece of shit website.



I would love to tell the author that he is free to remain in the UK once he gets there.



I didn't read the whole steaming pile of feces. But it did cover racism, slavery, and Indian fighting. Don't know if he jerked off over their gun laws too.



Also, the author conveniently forgets that England didn't treat India Indians very well, or Aborigines, or even Indians in their Caribbean colonies.



But NOOOO the USA is evil.



Go suck some Limie cock you revisionist motherfucker at Vox!!!
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:52:44 PM EDT
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No words for that kind of stupid...
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:53:49 PM EDT
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....

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Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:55:24 PM EDT
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Cocksucker! If there ever was a good reason to wish for the ball to drop. I look forward to removing his bull shit propaganda from this earth.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:55:49 PM EDT
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Voxsplainin' is all that is.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 4:56:34 PM EDT
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Dude needs to renounce his citizenship and relocate his Tory ass to England, if he's so keen on living under that style of government.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:00:13 PM EDT
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Mmmm sweet sweet colonialism.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:00:33 PM EDT
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Okay... Why do liberals and black people stick around if they hate this country so much? We're not really forcing them to stay, right?
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:01:37 PM EDT
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Because liberal identity involves hating themselves. They need the hate in order to justify their existence.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:02:05 PM EDT
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Yea, 'cause being a puppet state is so much better!  






Assuming this guy is a citizen, he needs to be revoked and deported.






Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:03:28 PM EDT
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Because liberal identity involves hating themselves. They need the hate in order to justify their existence.
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Okay... Why do liberals and black people stick around if they hate this country so much? We're not really forcing them to stay, right?


Because liberal identity involves hating themselves. They need the hate in order to justify their existence.




 



.....And in Africa, they don't pay to sit around on your ass.....instead you get ate by the lions.






Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:04:46 PM EDT
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holy shit that was not even close to funny.. or true..  

let me understand this.. the revolution was now about protecting slavery, and the civil war was about slavery.  um yeah.  so taxation, representation, right to self determination, states rights, all of that is going to be book burned like the confederate flag to pave the way for this new more enlightened agenda driven history of the earth.

.. and the only one in the media just telling it like it is, is Donald Trump.. holy shit I never would have predicted this in a million years.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:05:02 PM EDT
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What an absolute retard.  Monarchies are better, huh?

Yeah.  This guy needs to stay in England.  

He seems to blow past the French and Indian Wars.  This is what you get when kids go to get schooled.

Article is major troll bait for liberals and socialists.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:05:03 PM EDT
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Without reading, lemme guess:





-Slavery would've been abolished whenever the Brits did it (1810?) meaning no Civil War and better race relations blahblahblah.





- Socialize All The Things!





- Brit-style gun control means there is no violent crime ever.





ETA:  1.5 out of three.  And I'm not convinced the Brits would have blinked before handing out the smallpox blankets.

Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:05:12 PM EDT
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When is Britain going to have a Black King or Queen why does no one ever ask this?
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:05:51 PM EDT
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Because hard working conservatives and libertarians need subsidize their insane and lazy asses.....you can't extract wealth from the welfare recieving underclass you created in the plantations called ghettos.

And parasites need hosts.....
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:07:08 PM EDT
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It's Vox- this is how they think.

 
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:08:39 PM EDT
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Slavery was abolished but I think the Indians (India type), Malaysians and various African populations might take issue with how wonderful life as a Colonial was.

Fucking Tards...

TC
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:09:31 PM EDT
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Is this guy serious?

He doesn't mention the impressment of American merchant seamen, which was SLAVERY.

He doesn't mention the "Royal Family", whose pictures are on all their currency, and postage stamps WHILE THEY ARE ALIVE; there are NO TERM LIMITS, and they NEVER COME UP FOR RE-ELECTION!

The world without the United States of America would be a place where one was trapped forever in the class they were BORN in, and Andrew Carnegie would have NEVER have been able to build the hall that bears his name!
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:09:58 PM EDT
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Vox is just as bad as Salon and Huff post
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:11:27 PM EDT
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'Tards gonna tard.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:13:51 PM EDT
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We need more tar and feathers
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:14:56 PM EDT
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It's Vox

If you didn't know, now you know.. Vox is dildoes
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:17:27 PM EDT
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Yes indeed because the British Empire was so gentle and loving to the native peoples of it's colonies worldwide. As for the earlier abolition of slavery the moron doesn't realize that had the revolution not taken place the British may well have decided that was a perfect way to provide labor to THEIR cotton farms in the southern part of the American continent.

Fucking liberals.....
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:18:25 PM EDT
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he writes as if he truly believes it, which is a terrible waste of a perfectly good satirical opportunity.

in an effort to bash the US, he's basically arguing that the most expansionist empire in history was somehow going to decide to be less imperial. he forgets that england's objection to slavery was a political power play to undercut the profitability first of france's colonies, and then the US.  

slavery: brought here by europeans.  ended by americans.

fuck that guy with a firework.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:18:55 PM EDT
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Their answer is, of course, because racism.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:20:47 PM EDT
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What an absolute retard.  Monarchies are better, huh?

Yeah.  This guy needs to stay in England.  

He seems to blow past the French and Indian Wars.  This is what you get when kids go to get schooled.

Article is major troll bait for liberals and socialists.
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The UK has not been much of a monarchy since 1688.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:21:23 PM EDT
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why would it be satire?



the left hates america.
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why would it be satire?



the left hates america.
Yeah, it's Vox.  Anyone actually read it to find all of the glaring factual errors that go with Vox?

 
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:23:41 PM EDT
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WOW.



Spain would have controlled the western hemisphere.

All Natives would have been killed.



Britain & Spain would have been at war throught the entire 1800's and probably the early 1900's.



All nations except perhaps Germany would be 3rd world shitholes living in the 19th century, at best.




Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:23:53 PM EDT
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So in a few paragraphs they go from saying parliamentary governments are better redistribution, therefore enhancing equality. Then they take issue with the Senate giving too much power to small states like Wyoming and wish the HoR only mattered because it gives representation by numbers. Essentially saying they don't want minority regions to have equality when it comes to political influence/power.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:25:34 PM EDT
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The Author

Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:25:46 PM EDT
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 Probably wishing the King would grant him some pussy, 'cause he ain't getting none on his on.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:28:31 PM EDT
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He looks like a younger version of the bad guy Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:28:37 PM EDT
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Slavery was abolished but I think the Indians (India type), Malaysians and various African populations might take issue with how wonderful life as a Colonial was.

Fucking Tards...

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Don't  forget the "West Indies" lovely life under the Union Jack. I still don't  think the Bahamas has ever had black leadership even after independence has it?
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:29:34 PM EDT
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 Probably wishing the King would grant him some pussy, 'cause he ain't getting none on his on.
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 Probably wishing the King would grant him some pussy, 'cause he ain't getting none on his on.
I'm sure he's getting LOTS of dick, though.

 
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:31:15 PM EDT
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Last summer I visited Fort Griswold in CT. British landed mile or two away and advanced on the fort.
Fort was defended by Americans which when it fell were summarily executed by the British.

I learned from reading about the battle that along with the British were the New Jersey Volunteers who fought along side them.
Always thought the Revolutionary War was just the British against the Americans, simple view I had.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:32:45 PM EDT
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Smarmy fucking cunt.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:36:33 PM EDT
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White males are now a retroactive minority ...
The main benefit of the revolution to colonists was that it gave more political power to America's white male minority. For the vast majority of the country — its women, slaves, American Indians — the difference between disenfranchisement in an independent America and disenfranchisement in a British-controlled colonial America was negligible.
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Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:38:53 PM EDT
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This coming from Vox or Salon? I am shocked you are shocked.
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From the look on his face, I'd say he has a gastrointestinal problem...






Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:45:23 PM EDT
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I'm interested how he knows "fewer people would have died" if the British took the lad from the Indians as appose the Americans.
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White males are now a retroactive minority ...
The main benefit of the revolution to colonists was that it gave more political power to America's white male minority. For the vast majority of the country — its women, slaves, American Indians — the difference between disenfranchisement in an independent America and disenfranchisement in a British-controlled colonial America was negligible.


Yeah, I'm kind of surprised it's taken this long for them to categorize white men that way.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:55:27 PM EDT
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Voxsplainin' is all that is.
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Yep, all of their properties are garbage.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 5:58:15 PM EDT
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constitutional monarchy is the best system of government known to man
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Hey article author, go fuck yourself all the way back to Merrie Olde England.
Link Posted: 7/2/2015 6:11:39 PM EDT
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This July 4th, I'm celebrating by taking a plane from the US to the United Kingdom.
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One-way ticket. Please, please, please... one-way ticket.

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